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@totalrunt

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the adulter, funnier, eruditer and much more humble side of your favourite twitter normie. Please don't ask me about my bear. runt on Recon. He/him.

London, England
Joined December 2020
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@totalrunt
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1 year
Finally, a hot day. Stay hydrated.
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3 years
Oh, this ol’ thing? Shucks.
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2 years
(Come) ride (with) us.
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@totalrunt
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3 years
Tonight’s look though??
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3 years
you play hockey too bro?
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2 years
I was hot and sweaty. Perfect timing really then @ReconNews 👀 ⛓
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@totalrunt
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4 years
Fresh cut ✂️
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3 years
I really miss this look. MRM ~2017??? Fun times.
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4 years
Today in history: the last time yours truly put any effort into dressing up for a party, rubber against brick, about 2019
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4 years
rugby kit sale come thru
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11 months
Shiny and shinier
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2 years
I should stop drunk ebaying
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@totalrunt
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3 years
still here, just not cycling
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8 months
🐝 🐝
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@totalrunt
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11 months
You have to use a certain lock otherwise it’s not covered by your travel insurance. At least that’s what I was told. #Folsom
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@totalrunt
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3 years
Let’s be having you @LeatherSocial
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3 years
Tired from doing (1) press up
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3 years
The mohawk is BACK lads
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4 years
Proof of @switchldn ’s fine 💇‍♂️ handiwork way back when… 🪒➖
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2 years
Evening Darklands ☀️
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10 months
Dress for the bike you want, not the one you have
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@totalrunt
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3 years
All sports are just an excuse to wear gear
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3 years
POV: you’re my gym’s rowing machine and I just did 25 minutes on you
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@totalrunt
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2 years
Boys better be good else they get muzzled
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@totalrunt
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3 years
Y’all prefer a horseshoe ring or a solid ring? 💍
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1 year
I’ve started swimming for fitness (after a hiatus from most activity for months) and I am HOOKED. Totally revealed where and how I can build my stamina and strength. Feels good to disconnect too. Going again tomorrow. Gratuitous changing room “otter feeling alive again” pic
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@totalrunt
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2 years
Tools of the trad(i)e.
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@totalrunt
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3 years
This jock I wore to @BackstLondon last night smells so nicely of the new leather I was wearing. It’d be a shame to wash it…
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@totalrunt
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3 years
hello from your neighbourhood wannabe himbo
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3 years
why not have some gym shots 💦
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@totalrunt
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3 years
boys can have a little personalised jersey, as a treat 🐽
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2 years
We heard you missed sports practise last week 👿 🏈
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2 years
This is all you need to play football, right?
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2 years
Just a little something for the @LeatherSocial .
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@totalrunt
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1 year
Posed for a nice pic in kit last night for @ReconNews and it didn’t make the cut, which means I probably looked like I’d been gooning all night. Anyway this was the look so come say hi next time
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@totalrunt
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4 years
Naw the ‘hawk has come so far (and narrower and narrower)
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@totalrunt
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11 months
Some cute paps by the lovely @PUPNEUTRON
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@totalrunt
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3 years
Forgot I took this pic at the @LeatherSocial on Sunday (a few beers were had at this point, feat. soho mirror) but enjoying that I’m filling up this vest a bit better now 👅 🐽
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@totalrunt
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3 years
Sleepy, lethargic, sweaty, danced out boy. Someone send cuddles, stat
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2 years
Pool Boy.
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3 years
Oh good the new Twitter aspect ratio works retroactively so hopefully this’ll be a good reup
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4 years
Today in history: the last time yours truly put any effort into dressing up for a party, rubber against brick, about 2019
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4 years
Come wine with me
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1 year
Well it’s Aussie football season somewhere (❓)
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4 years
Did I make an alt purely because I like the energy of my new gear pics lately? Couldn’t possibly say. But you should come sniff just in case.
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3 years
Had to bring a bit of Australia to Glasgow at Hot Mess, brought to our ears by the gorge @hotmessdisco
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3 years
Fresh cut yet bigger pout
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3 years
Yeah, I ride.
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4 years
Merging two viral Tweets here (the Colin and the “water” one) by throwing back to that time I had @bgslave ’s cake in the bath
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4 years
What you didn’t see under the leather…
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4 years
Happy NYE, queers. Tonight I'm thankful for having met more of you lovely people — virtually or in the Before Times — and hope it's not too long before we can do THIS sort of thing again. Thanks @ReconNews for this pic way back at Darklands; the last time I made a proper effort🍾
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1 year
I realise these could literally be taken on the same day lol but promise!! 3 for 3 in one week. That! Feels good! 🏊‍♂️
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@totalrunt
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2 years
If you come to @horsemeatdisco tonight look for the sweaty shiny boy
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4 years
Oh fuck it, it’s summer somewhere (ie Australia) so have one last geary thirst pic before the year is through 🏈
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3 years
Also everyone say happy birthday to @PuckBDSM . I made him a cake, because cake is life and celebrations are essential.
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4 years
I think about this post a lot
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2 years
Oh yeah forgot to show off this fit. Got some incredibly slutty shorts and socks to match my French rugby kit lately, and mixed the best of both worlds for #PrideInLondon on the weekend 😘
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1 year
Felt like kicking something. 🏈🏈 Thank you @ReconNews for a masterful FWL, as ever.
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3 years
Really putting the B in “subtle” with my new kicks, right? 😊
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@totalrunt
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3 years
PSA: you can get a self-test sexual health screening every three months, from the comfort of your own home, for FREE. We are blessed to have access to it so please take advantage, it’s v easy! If you’re in the UK you can find services at . @SHLdotUK
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3 years
@TheTallSwitch @rubgearboy98 @AndyRed1992 👋 joining the club here too, had this one on a year now 🤤 can really recommend SecretLeather btw for stretchers @andyred1992 , they seem to have the best selection of sizes and diameters etc, best stretcher I’ve had so far
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3 years
I’d missed sharing this pic but look how happy we are. I even have my own Sam Browne now too 😍 (though thanks @febiker1 for the rental)
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3 years
I want a rugby top in a rugby top
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3 years
It looks like yours truly will be at @BackstLondon tonight, christening some new leather (and some emergency boots). Say hi, and by hi I mean grab me by the throat.
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3 years
Do you have so much filth on your phone that you're perpetually terrified of butt-dialling someone but with pics of porn? Asking for a friend
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3 years
Honestly wish I was from Amsterdam to justify getting this GORGEOUS vest by Mister B. @mister_b_ams
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2 years
bottoms using 'hungry' to describe their hole implies the existence of a bottom with a hangry hole
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2 years
@boybondage I mean you could join the club and get the absolutely insane (I say this respectfully @HouseofBasciano ) HoB one in your fav colourway - worth the investment 🥰 but looking forward to seeing what you get
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Counting down until one of the fetish shops figure this out for… reasons
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Hot boy summer revamped!
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3 years
Locktober is coming
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