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@totallynotems_

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Miss Perfect🤍

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3 years

“Yea professor I’ve just been having family issues and it’s really affecting me mentally so I was wondering if I could get an extension for the assignment…"

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8 months

I need the price of tripods to increase by astronomical levels

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8 months

Quick run to the Jaguars game

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3 years

I remember one time when I finished arguing with bare ppl on twitter and my little brother went missing. I couldn’t even ask for help 💀💀💀

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1 year

If you’re a man and you’re reading this just know no one will ever do this for you. You’re a bad person and happiness is beyond your reach

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1 year

I’d melt dawg I truly would melt lol

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4 months

Not while I’m alive

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4 months

Tongue kissing is a lost art

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1 year

I’ll be so real, these men can’t handle all that

Love Island

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1 year

Whitney proving she is *that* girl #LoveIsland

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6 months

I just can’t imagine being a boy

𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒.

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1 month

You’ll be alright

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attachment is not a joke. losing your favorite person can mentally destroy you.

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2 years

Buying your nigga some Amiris when you know he need a leapfrog is crazy

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3 years

Thank you guys for commenting. Now I can block all my broke male mutuals

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3 years

I’m looking for a guy to just spend money on at this point

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4 months

He’s such a baddie

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@Dami__Hope

4 months

Flights booked 🇲🇽✈️

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2 years

Y’all draw the line at marriage but be having kids at this age?

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2 months

Dealing with a Nigerian man will do that to you

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2 months

Mimii first episode vs Mimii episode 11, Ayo has drained the life out of her 💔 #loveIsland

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5 months

This new face is tea sorry

The Peach Report

@ThePeachReport

6 months

Nene serving looks with boyfriend Nyonisela at a friends wedding in Atlanta. #RHOA

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3 years

Jollof rice>>> Mac n cheese

D’Tigers | Nigeria Basketball

@NigeriaBasket

3 years

NIGERIA BEATS USA!!!!

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7 months

Having a crush on someone and never telling them is an amazing feeling

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9 months

1 more year and you’ve got yourself a bachelors degree in mass communication

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9 months

engaged and pregnant in less than a year, meanwhile im still on talking stage wit a ting from 3 years ago

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2 years

Screaming “free tory!” and “the system is fucked” all the way from Lagos Nigeria is killing me😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

Skinny women acting like they’re oppressed will forever be the funniest thing to me

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@crystalbaee1

2 years

Now the world love skinny girls chileeeee😭

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7 months

If we start today we can be like this by the end of next week

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8 months

Too many of y’all asking for a good woman for Christmas. Idk how I’m supposed to be under so many trees at once

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3 years

I feel like white ppl always stare at us because they wondering how we’re free now

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3 years

@theerealraissa My body was so stiff🤣😭😭. I was like “bro if I post this boy the way they’ll use this shit as ammo” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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8 months

Being a terrible woman>>>

Ifu❔

@IfunanyaRE

8 months

I love how Tanya has turned Shaq into an Amapiano warrior. Are y’all hearing these sounds 😭 #LoveIsland

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4 months

Cheating ass niggas always the loudest😂😂

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@davido

4 months

My wifes birthday in a bit !! We’re running mad!!!!!! We must celebrate a great woman!

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7 months

Can’t believe some of you will never know what Sauga in the night time feels like

songs that changed history

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9 months

break from toronto by partynextdoor.

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2 years

A white man just tried to move to me. I need to put my wig back on. Fuck this natural hair shit

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8 months

Just found out that on the 31st of December Winnipeg police killed a 19 year old Nigerian boy who was experiencing a mental health crisis. I need the name, Afolabi Stephen Opaso everywhere.

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6 months

Never disappoint ke?🤣🤣🤣

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@itsjj_ldn

6 months

For my wedding I’m getting a Nigerian tailor, they never disappoint!!!

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5 months

A fool at 50 is a fool forever

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“There’s no marriage without fights, if my husband sexuålly abuses my child, he’ll be reported but that doesn’t mean I’ll divorce home him” Woman says. P.s: this is not scripted

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8 months

If I had my way in this world a lot of Nigerians wouldn’t exist

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2 years

I loveee meeting ppl from african countries that aren’t well known. Like omg wdym you’re from Burkina Faso?!? Tell me moreee

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9 months

If I gotta pay $50 for that shit it better come with Vybz Kartel

The Jobfather™️ 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧

@TheJobfather__

10 months

7/10….but for $50 CAD it needs to at least be an 8.5

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1 year

They’re literally all too timid for her

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3 years

What in the Square One is this

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6 months

Icl a big turn off is always seeing a guy liking and retweeting things that have to do with hating or even just insulting women

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8 months

She’s so ridiculously fine

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@DAMIADENUGA

8 months

Tiwa savage giving us hot hot 😍😩❤️

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1 year

@IXOrijin Who?

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2 years

I don’t think y’all understand how spicy love island is getting LOL. Ekin-su’s friend who controls her Instagram account blocked Davide after that useless post his family/friends made😭. How is there beef even outside the villa? #LoveIsland

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3 years

If you say "I’m not african but my parents are". Block me

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8 months

I’ve accepted I’m not a mysterious babe, I like to put my madness on full display

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2 years

A likkle “jheeze whose dattt” can really make someone’s day in Toronto

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1 year

@IXOrijin No, who asked?

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5 months

Why do Americans love dressing like this?

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this not normal to yall?😭

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9 months

I got food poisoning dawg wtf

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9 months

Asked the Jamaican lady for my receipt and she kissed her teeth. This shit bouta slap

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2 months

I’ll be so real, the only reason they have the audacity to post this is because they know you guys love to forget sins and will be there with your bikinis and B22’s next year

Days Like This

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What a way to end DLT Malta ‘24!💃🏾😍 Thank you everyone❤️

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1 year

@leeyumsky @DanishaCarter4 Only a select few will experience it but the ones who read my tweet won’t

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5 months

I miss old Toronto slang. Fuck all this new shit, I wanna call someone a bean again

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@Mister_papi7 And you know I have serious pride 😭. I drove around looking for him all by myself. My neighbors were talking bout some “call the police” I was like are you mad??? So they’ll carry my story?!?? Abeg😭😭

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2 years

If men really heard the way their friends talk about them they’d re-evaluate their circle lol

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3 years

@Tokieo1 Yea we did. He good😭

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1 year

But when I said majority of UK men act like 15 year olds y’all ain’t wanna listen

The Great 🇰🇪 FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

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1 year

Everyone can make up their own minds

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@youneedacatchup @trapyeezus They’re out there but you won’t experience it

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3 years

I don’t even know which one of my niggas to think about

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@AriaMcmayo AND DID!!!

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1 year

I hate my roster

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3 years

Pakistan and Lil Dyke

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11 months

Nicki Minaj is starting to give bobrisky

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Been 4 days and I still haven’t seen one hating ass bitch in the quotes that’s eating

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the colours in this outfit >>>

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3 months

I was wondering how ppl in the UK are always flying to all these vacation spots then I checked the ticket prices… you guys are blessed

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7 months

No confusion, no disappointment, no doubt of things not working out. Just some good old admiration from afar and great pre-sleep fantasies

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1 year

I hate when ppl don’t get their birthday cake in the flavour I like

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2 years

Jamaican artists will spend 3 minutes singing about one woman’s hole and I just think that’s absolutely romantic

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3 years

You lucky I’m not in LA rn bitch. I would’ve robbed you

Atira Lyons Label

@atiralyonslabel

3 years

The Historical 1st Durag Store is Closing <3 Come out and shop one last time this Saturday February 5th! 7262 Melrose Ave Los Angeles CA

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2 years

I know 6 Filipinos that can sing better than Mariah the scientist

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3 years

Idk who lost their iPhone 13 in Walmart but pleaseee stop calling my new phone

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3 months

There’s too many TikTok food reviewers pls start applying at Service Ontario. They need y’all over there

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10 months

I miss my circle family so much. Idk you ppl😭😭

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10 months

This is at least $70 in your hand. No I don’t ever babe

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Y’all ever get bored & just…

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3 years

Gabby Petito went missing and the whole world stopped breathing. Lauren Smith-Fields hasn’t even gotten quarter of that kind of attention. Black women deserve better!!! #JusticeForLaurenSmithFields

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Idc how much I want a relationship.. I’ll never settle😂😂. If you actually don’t fit in my future there’s no way I’m taking you serious

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10 months

I’m too Toronto for this tweet because I was thinking something very different😭😭

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10 months

The most effective form of cardio imo… especially if you live in a tall building

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1 year

@missmisturahh Especially that fool

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7 months

Baby this is bomb😂

MÄNÏ ★

@maniposteddthat

7 months

I am not this grown yet

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2 years

I’ve never bought tickets so fast in my life. Davido I’m comingggg😩

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2 years

I knew York wasn’t a real school when I found out they serve cocktails on campus. It’s basically toop lounge

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1 month

“Styling should be included. Not an add-on” I hope the Toronto girls are listening

Wray’s Niece 🇯🇲

@ARD28X

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Saw this on tik tok from the Arrogant Tae master class if anyone is interested x

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3 years

These are the ppl we have doing “research” 😭😭😭😭😭

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1 year

Who’s in Toronto caribana weekend? (Must be circumcised)

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2 years

@Shariceeei No like he can go to hell. He said I had an attitude cause I was ignoring him and went on about how I need a “real man” to correct all that shit 😭

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3 years

Before Toronto men eat your coochie they be like “you’re lucky I like you”. Bitch I don’t care😭😭

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@BandicootTrash_

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3 years

One time my professor replied “No” to my email. No hi no hello no I’m sorry you’ve been going through that. Just “No”. This is my villain origin story

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@4waIletsfull Accept it now before it’s too late

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