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@tooofyee

6 years

At The Dentist *Dentist stabs me in the face* “Ya know if u flossed you wouldn’t be bleeding”

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@tooofyee

6 years

UNF just called my girls phone. I swear imma beat this niggas ass 😤😤😤

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@tooofyee

7 years

If u are Muslim and messed with on this day and or any day hmu I will glady slump any bigot no questions asked

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YO MUSLIM PEOPLE STAY SAFE ON APRIL 3RD!!!!

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4 years

SCP IS REALLY HOT SCP IS REALLY HOT

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@tooofyee

6 years

Damn niggas really have high school tomorrow....that sucks

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@tooofyee

4 years

By Taking the average of the diameters (4.275) We find the avg radius is approx 2.1375 then squared and multiplied by pi means that shawty can fit approx 14.373322171875 inches squared of mass in her mouth Even if the throat game is just decent Shawty is dangerous 😳

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@tooofyee

6 years

🗣🗣🗣GET UNF A FOOTBALL TEAM

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6 years

Top 10 college football markets based on percentage of population who follow sport (📷 by Nielsen)

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@tooofyee

6 years

Girls: “Happy earth day!!” *slutty picture of them outside*

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@tooofyee

6 years

Like this tweet. I’m not gonna draw ur avi or nothing. Just like it

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@tooofyee

6 years

Am I the only one who is self conscious about their windshield wipers. Like if mine are goin faster than others on the road I feel weird

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@tooofyee

5 years

Delete ur account man

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@barstool_unf

5 years

Hey Dorian, why don’t you come up here and eat my ass

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@tooofyee

4 years

100 likes and I’ll recreate this photo

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@tooofyee

7 years

Just saw baby driver and I tried to drift outta the parking lot to a queen song

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@tooofyee

6 years

When ur geeked out in public and trying to act normal

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@tooofyee

8 years

Btw if u didn't hear bc the mic this man Johnathan Woodbune WROTE THIS SONG HIMSELF #scpwinter16

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@tooofyee

6 years

Anyone know how to withdraw from a semster. Not just a class. Like the whole thang

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@tooofyee

5 years

The best was that that Mr richburg was trappin and kept the burner on him while teaching us about Edgar Allen Poe

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@904Choppa

5 years

Brooo James Weldon was the fucking worst we had 7 future felons as teachers 😭😭😭😭

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@tooofyee

3 years

The guy that this Olivia Rodrigo girl sings about is the definition of “She Broke, I’m up” What a fucking King that guy is 🤝💯

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@tooofyee

7 years

I’ll never forget u brother

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@tooofyee

6 years

Is that 12 or just a nigga in an impala?

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@tooofyee

4 years

I’m coaching middle school lax and one of my kids is named jack. Needed him to get off the field during a drill yesterday. And at 22 years old at 4 pm on a Thursday I was yelling “JACK OFF, JACK OFF” to a bunch of 12 year olds I luv my life

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@tooofyee

8 years

For a great low rate you can get online 😳 ☝🏾️/||\☝🏾 _/¯ ¯\_ Go to the general and save some time 😂 👇🏾 || 👇🏾 _/¯ ¯\_

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@tooofyee

6 years

Imagine reading this tweet over and pressing send

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@tooofyee

8 years

I plead the fifth thing game. or whatever. Like this. And answer

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@tooofyee

8 years

#UF21

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@tooofyee

5 years

Niggas be in the gym working on they jumper all day but won’t vaccinate their kids. Bro u worried about the wrong shot 😂😂

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@tooofyee

6 years

When someone doesn’t thank the bus driver

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6 years

caption this

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@tooofyee

4 years

Girls who wore spaghetti straps to High school are turning up tonight

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@tooofyee

6 years

Crazy I went to elementary school with some of these kids. Appreciate everyday you have on earth

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@wjxt4

6 years

HEAD ON CRASH: Four young adults from Jacksonville were killed in a car accident

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@tooofyee

5 years

As much as it pains me to ask. bro Are u 21 ? Can I have ur id to use as a fake

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5 years

FUCK K-POP STANS

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@tooofyee

3 years

A nigga like me prolly just keep my head down and keep grinding. I focus on my self and stay in my lane to get to the bag. I know a lot of y’all can’t say the same

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@TheyLuvGlocky

3 years

Wyd in this situation

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@tooofyee

5 years

My nigga really beat then dipped, huh?

Lisa Koehler

@koehlerl

5 years

@afrolex00 Normally, I wouldn’t like this as a white cis woman, but I’m kinda angry at a black man right now. For good reason, promise

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@tooofyee

6 years

Instagram stories are now just sorority recruitment flyers

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@tooofyee

4 years

How tf does someone support this incompetent fucking clown

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@Acyn

4 years

Trump: When you do testing to that extent, you’re going to find more people. You’re going to find more cases. So I said to my people slow the testing down please.

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@tooofyee

6 years

I pledge allegiance to the bag

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@tooofyee

6 years

Mo Bamba by Sheck Wes has spirituality and emotionally changed me as a person

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@tooofyee

8 months

@CF_Budge ur 2020 Florida and you have to respond to a player throwing a shoe

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@tooofyee

5 years

@hen_ease @OldTakesExposed keep this one in ur back pocket

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@tooofyee

4 years

Even tho I’m 21 years old almost four years removed from high school It’s still fuck paxon

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@tooofyee

6 years

International House of 🅱️ancakes 😤😤😤🔫🔫

IHOP

@IHOP

6 years

For 60 pancakin’ years, we’ve been IHOP. Now, we’re flippin’ our name to IHOb. Find out what it could b on 6.11.18. #IHOb

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@tooofyee

4 years

That nigga mr bunton HAD to be always baked as fuck

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@tooofyee

5 years

Gunna is coming to unf and I’m actually about to fucking lose my mind

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@tooofyee

6 years

Alright I just finished my finals so now I’m really on ur head. If these tweets don’t progressively get funnier imma cook you like a Hot pocket after school

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@tooofyee

7 years

I'm so DITS(Y) D tired I of white girls T posting S drunk (Y)pictures

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@tooofyee

6 years

No one gives a fuck about ur recruitment anymore. COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS BACK

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@tooofyee

5 years

Turner said this nigga look like me and I’ve never wanted to hit someone more in my life

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@tooofyee

5 years

I swear to FUCK I’m slapping the shit out of someone wearing shorts today tryna flex they ain’t cold

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@tooofyee

5 years

Wait wait wait wait wait hol up hold on wait a minute His name is WHAT?!?!?

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

5 years

Breaking: International Olympic Committee member Dick Pound says the 2020 Olympics are going to be postponed, per @cbrennansports

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@tooofyee

8 years

Depression hurts 😳 ☝🏾️/||\☝🏾 _/¯ ¯\_ Cymbalta can help 😂 👇🏾 || 👇🏾 _/¯ ¯\_

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@tooofyee

6 years

My city turning into a firing range. Something really needs to be done

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@tooofyee

8 years

Stetson✅ Presidential Scholarship ✅

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8 years

FSU ✔️

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@tooofyee

7 years

I remember when u played this for me and u said it was an experience. This song will mean a lot more now

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@tooofyee

7 years

Fuckers in school always in: ⚪️ the store ⚪️ the park 🔘 the barber shop Talm bout: ⚪️ politics 🔘 chief keef ain't bout this ⚪️ weather

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@tooofyee

6 years

Bank account Vs FOMO: the ultimate battle

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@tooofyee

5 years

🤯this kid ran 80 yards in 8 seconds in a game, in pads, with a ball, and not in a straight line and likely slowed down towards the end. This is not getting enough attention