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tony eusoff

@tonyeusoff

3 years

Berbilang bangsa? Tak. Sebenarnya ada 2 bangsa je. Bangsa kaya & bangsa miskin. Sekian.

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Right now malaysian twitter looks like an anti-government rally.

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3 years

Kalau sayur mintak maaf dia cakap apa? I'm sawi 😔

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3 years

Ain has bigger balls than most men in the world.

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5 years

"I'm sorry, but..." is not an apology.

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3 years

Dear spm leavers, pilihlah bidang yang essential ye. Belajarlah daripada pkp ni.

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3 years

Orang level kayangan ni kan, kalo dah cukup selesa dan takyah risau pasal kelangsungan hidup tu takyah lah tambah garam kat luka marhaen. Ni tak, siap perlekehkan lagi. Riak tu tolong la simpan sikit.

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3 years

Dear athletes, you really don't need to apologise. You're already our pride and joy. ❤💛🇲🇾🤍💙

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4 years

Budak instafemes yg baru start belakon: "Abang, mintak ajar sikit, macam mana abang boleh ambik mood untuk scene nangis ye?" Me: "Abang akan ingat bilangan followers abang kat ig." 😪

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3 years

Selepas suntik vaksin, selain takde side effects, side income pun saya takde. Sekian laporan selepas vaksinasi.

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3 years

Me: "Bro how do you face your relatives every CNY asking why you still single?" Friend: "Easy lah. I always tell them I just broke up so please respect my feelings. Please don't bring it up anymore as I am still in so much pain. Every CNY. I break up every CNY." 😂😂😂

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3 years

Israel you little piece of shit

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3 years

Orang yang melawak pasal hal rogol ni patut digugurkan ketika dlm kandungan lagi.

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5 years

Please don't insult Rowan Atkinson. He's actually a genius.

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3 years

Ahem...

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3 years

*scrolling my TL: Haid Haid Haid Politik Politik Haid Politik Haid Khairulaming Politik Haid Khairulaming Politic Haid Haid

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5 years

The streets are so dangerous these days. You never know what can happen. At any turn there could be a cute cat on a dustbin just waiting to manja you. Please be careful.

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3 years

Gaji tak padan dengan grammar dan spelling. Is this the new norm?

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4 years

Baru je sambut Hari Wanita sedunia tapi ada lagi yg kata tuala wanita ni memalukan. Memalukan siapa sebenarnya? Mak kau tak ajar dari kecik ke?

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3 years

I sanggup bakar semua kerusi dalam dunia ni supaya you boleh duduk atas riba I

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3 years

Tahukah anda, bahawa orang takkan maki sesuka hati tanpa sebab? Memaki tu memerlukan tenaga yang lebih dan akan mempercepatkan proses penuaan. Jadi kalau ada yang maki, ia biasanya disebabkan dah takde jalan yang lebih berkesan untuk cubaan memperbetulkan sesuatu keadaan. Sekian.

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4 years

Ni dia mangkuk-mangkuk yang tak mengamalkan social distancing...

autumn girl 🍂

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4 years

oh to be a bowl floating in a pool w other bowls & no worries at all

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2 years

Goodbye my friend. See you on the other side. ❤️

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3 years

Serious question, is Danish Harraz too young to be MP?

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4 years

Kalau jumpa perempuan yang tak takut dengan lipas, puankan dia dengan serta merta. Sebab dia rare.

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4 years

'Mask mana mask' is the new 'Tudung mana tudung'

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4 years

So I decided to do a drawing a day while jobless. But this one took me two days to finish 😫 ~ KTM Building, KL

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3 years

The wisdom I'm on the internet for

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4 years

Yg kata english is easier than malay ni confem jarang berbahasa kebangsaan. The malay language is actually one of the easiest to learn. As a Malaysian if you don't already speak malay, I highly recommend you pick it up asap. It's a shame if not. Can also use it in Indo & Brunei.

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3 years

Some pendakwahs should just stop talking like they know god personally.

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4 years

So this just happened... 😆

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3 years

Satu shot ni lebih mahal dari harga satu episode drama tv kita 😭

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3 years

When your friends don't have enough challenges in life... 🙄

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3 years

Oh to be haramjadah rich

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4 years

Jangan la asyik cakap nak menang oscar je. Kita ni kat kampung pun tak tentu jaguh lagi. Banyak lagi masalah filem/tv yg perlu ditangani. Rujuk contract2 yg berat sebelah dulu. Pastikan pelakon takyah bawak baju sendiri utk shooting. Wig pun masih jelas nampak palsu. 😔

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2 years

Just got news a friend collapsed and died from a heart attack in the wee hours. No warning whatsoever. He didn't even make it to 40. Whatever you wanna do you do it now coz life is just too short.

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2 years

Twrserempak dengan seorang artis tadi..

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3 years

Ketika macam ni pun masih lagi arrogant menjawab soalan. Celah mana yang berhormatnya? At least pretend to be sympathetic la kalo ye pun.

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3 years

Kalo kes buang bayi je selalunya ibu dipersalahkan. Yang mencucuk usually gets away tanpa sebarang kecaman/sumpahan. Tak adil. 😔

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3 years

Pro tip untuk pengguna lif: tunggu orang dalam keluar dulu baru masuk.

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3 years

Untuk sesiapa yang datang ke PPV KLCC, kita sedia membantu 😊🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾

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3 years

Personally, I think champions like Pandelela precedes titles. She's awesome as she is. For a Bidayuh to come out of nowhere to be an indisputed OG in diving, is nothing short of a miracle. She is Sarawak's miracle. 💪🏽

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2 years

Actually kan, the best film reviewer is you and you only. Because masing² punya citarasa. Kalo rasa nak tengok, tengok je la. Kalo tanak sudah. Either ways, enjoy the 🍿

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5 years

Please don't do this la FINAS. What bullshit is this?? Parents nak mengeluh sangat suruh diorg batal Netflix ah. Simple. This is not fair for everyone else. Parents, regulate your own kids lah. Jangan jadi parents yang malas. Buat anak rajin plak.

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@hmetromy

5 years

#kualalumpur FINAS akan mengemukakan cadangan kepada kerajaan supaya mengawal isi kandungan program yang disiarkan menerusi platform penstriman, Netflix.

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3 years

It's only been 3 weeks. Anyone else feels like it's been 3months?

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3 years

Cukup berkemampuan tetapi baca buku yang di-photocopy. Haih. Susah payah orang tulis sebuah buku, sekurang²nya beli la buku ori dia. Handbag bukan main boleh beli ori walau harga berpuluh ribu. Karya seni yg harganya < RM50 takleh beli. What is this behaviour?

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3 years

Being out of touch is one thing, but belittling other people's sufferings is just profoundly immoral.

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4 years

Me and my only fan...

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3 years

WFH is starting to look a lot like WTF right now

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3 years

The exploitation of that wartawan kid has started.

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3 years

Business on top and party down below 😂 presenting from home for AspirasiTVS @tvstvmy be like...

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3 years

My friends are amazing. They never disappoint.

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4 years

I'm rooting for Veveonah. Because she's young, hardworking, and relatively uncorrupted. And the young are our future. Now stop the blame game. Its embarrassing.

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3 years

Announcing an announcement that there will be an imminent announcement on what needs to be announced. I announce myself ded. 🥴

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4 years

Some people are just so bitter for absolutely nothing.

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3 years

Belacan is the cheese of the malay archipelago.

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3 years

17k cases. Damn you alat² tulis! 😤

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3 years

What's going on guys fazura

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3 years

If art is non essential, why are we so disturbed by it?

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4 years

Sleep deprivation is highly damaging to your brain & body. Not getting at least 7 hours of sleep every day is proven to be detrimental. Lets normalise 8 hours of daily sleep, because sleep is a non negotiable biological necessity. 😴

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2 years

Anyone of us could've been that driver. Let that sink in.

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3 years

At the gym, the staff asked if I've booked a single (2hrs) or double (4hrs) session. I replied just a single session, plus why would anyone book 4 hours a day of gym? The staff swiftly responded "sejam workout, 3 jam tengok cermin bang" 🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

Mask...

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4 years

If you're feeling depressed about not being able to balik kpg for Raya, it's ok. It's not the end of the world. A lot of Dayaks working in the peninsula can't go home for the Gawai festival coz its not a recognised public holiday outside of East M'sia. Sabar ye. We get you.

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5 years

Tony Toe-knee

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4 years

We have more persatuans than there are good movies.

Finas Malaysia®™

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4 years

#LensaFINAS Program : Perbincangan dua hala FINAS bersama Persatuan Aspirasi Oscar Malaysia (ASPIRASI) Tarikh : 1 Oktober 2020 Masa : 10.00 pagi Tempat : Panggung 2, FINAS Petaling Jaya

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3 years

Is this how you do it?

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3 years

Behind every trashy man is a woman who adores that trash.

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4 years

Throwback, 1st year BSc. Architecture, UM, 1998. Only time I ever had a pony tail. Missing burning them midnight oils...NOT 😆 but I do miss campus life tho. Half my lifetime ago. How time flies.

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2 years

Stop shoving your religion down other people's throats.

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Imagine you get on a plane and you have to listen to this

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3 years

Tahukah anda, kita boleh mengeluh tanpa bersifat rasis? Noise pollution is committed by all the major races in this country setiap tahun. Deal with it.

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@my_outdoor82 @fabian_rossi21 @ryzalibrahim Tandah jak. Orang tuyuk ney gaya?Sik guna manas² ngan benda² songeh camtok. Sigek dunia tauk kegagahan orang Iban. Ya pun dah cukup. 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

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How lucky am I? The best CKT in the world just happens to be in my hood. Double duck eggs & extra prawns. Hashtag blessed 🙏🏾

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3 years

Can authorities just let Fahmi Reza be and use resources to feed the poor maybe?

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4 years

Ok I belanja lagu P. Ramlee satu... ✌🏽😎

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5 years

Ada neraka yang khas untuk orang-orang yang curi sanitiser kat hospital 🔥🔥🔥

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4 years

Received a call while at the ATM. While talking and taking some money out at the same time I realised something was missing and started looking for it frantically when I got back to my car. Told the caller I needed to hang up coz I had to look for my........ ...phone 😒

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3 years

Hi urang² Sabah & Sarawak, our respective harvest festivals are just a few days away. Please please please be responsible, practice strict SOP and refrain from visiting. It's tough, I know, tapi apa bulih buat? Zaman luarbiasa memerlukan pengendalian luarbiasa.

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Wardrobe artist: "Eh jap bang ada rambut kat leher tu.." *cabut Me: "AAAAARRRRGGGHHHJJKDJDNRJJDJJJSJJRKDK&#%@%#**#* TU BULU DADA AKU LAH!!!!" 😫

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Didie Alias: 'Jom kita buat tiktok!' Me: 'Tapi saya tak reti menari kak.' Didie: 'Takpe kita buat simple je.' Me: 'Ok.'

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3 years

Sounds like even awani's had enough 😆

하루

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Awani punya berita. SEOLAH OTAK DI LUTUT DIKENAKAN KOMPOUN 50K! HAHAHAHA

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2 years

@tattyhassan @_epiphiany Meet my mutt rempit 🐶

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2 years

"Bro, artery yang ni kan?"

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3 years

Sorry can't relate. Or is this directed towards the 1%?

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Jangan Lebih-Lebih.. Elakkan pembaziran #KPDNHEP

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3 years

Bidayuh. A community also known as Land Dayaks. For a Land Dayak to conquer water and then continue to rule the diving world, is beyond insane. @Pandelela_R is an inspiration to the people of Sarawak. And I'm sure she's only getting started. Athletes are just an amazing breed.

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Potential paedophiles seem to be everywhere. You can see them behind distorted profile pics. Some don't even bother to hide their faces. If I were a parent I'd be dead worried of the sick world that's unfolding. Kids man. They're just kids. 😔

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4 years

This is NOT how to walk a dog.

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2 years

Love him or hate him. Either way this dude's a legend.

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Aku dah check out dari Hotel Dang Wangi! Pakej penginapan 2 hari 1 malam courtesy of Mojo Jojo! Great location, perfect vibes, and amazing hospitality! Food was tasty, siap dapat complimentary sahur & iftar sent to my room. Would love to return in the future! Saya bagi ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️!

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*phone interview.. Journo: 'So awak ni Bidayuh Sarawak la kan?' Me: 'uhmm ye.' *dalam hati: 'tak, bidayuh Gombak' 🙄

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3 years

Anyone who supports period spot checks is a psycho, PERIOD!

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4 years

Pure blood kepala bapak kau. Orang rasis ni semua bodoh takde tandingannya.

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5 years

Yang marah2 pasal that airline nasi lemak, you guys need real problems in your lives. Firstly, that looks like shit nasi lemak anyway. Secondly, 99.98% of the world's population don't give two Fs what nasi lemak is. So calm down and eat your nasi lemak diam2. 😌

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Just learned a musician friend who has been selling off his instruments and various equipments just to make ends meet, has been evicted. He has a toddler too. He is just one of many. Bukan semua orang boleh masak and jual online. Some just can't hack it that way. 😔

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4 years

Babi lebih mulia dari orang yang buat lawak bangang mempersendakan golongan OKU. Sekian.

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4 years

Learned a relative of mine just gave birth. She's single and the baby daddy is back in his country. It was a fling. The difference is her family didn't disown her, and the community doesn't think its too big a deal. Conclusion: no baby dumping. Baby is very healthy.

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I admire the kind of nurturing Ain's parents have for her. Parenting goals in my book.

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