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Father X2, #bitcoin ∞/21M. Came for the profit. Stayed for the humanity. 🥩 Good speler and even gooder at grammar. I identify as handsome, hilarious and 6'1".

Los Angeles, Uranus
Joined May 2009
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@ecb Wrong. "Equity" means "the same outcome regardless of effort". This is also known as communism. Try "equality". It's much better.
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@POTUS Cool story! So, because we all know that the government makes zero money, who exactly is paying for this bailout? Oh, right, it IS the taxpayers! Congrats! You are rewarded 5 Pinocchio's! 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥 🤥
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@PramilaJayapal @DebtCrisisOrg One can't "cancel debt". Debt can only be transfered. You virtue signaling people are sick.
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@not_onions @POTUS There is no such thing as "debt forgiveness". There is only debt transfer. Take responsibility for your own life. You'll be much happier.
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@NikkiFried Um, No thanks. Florida's good with freedom and lower taxes. Hard pass.
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@ChuckCallesto Election theft
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@robreiner You're literally stuck on repeat screaming into the abyss. I'm genuinely sad for the people who have to endure you in person each day.
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@renniecook @Manny_Alicandro What airline? I'm flying Spirit right now and arguing with the flight attendant. Took mine off and won't put it back on.
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@WokeArchive Fact check.. this is 100% accurate
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@BobRmhenry1 The @Hersheys KISS of death
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@SenatorRomney You, sir, are a blustering coward. Please sit down.
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@POTUS As President Ronald Reagan once said, "The 9 most terrifying words in the English language?"..."I'm from the government and I'm here to help."
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@RNCResearch Never before has a human being said so little with so many words. Seriously, call Guinness!
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@greg16676935420 Not one of these things is true, Greg.
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@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden Trump did that. You clowns canceled it and now lie and say you did it. WE ALL KNOW you're con artists
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@DrEliDavid As soon as the MSM all started parroting "14 days to flatten the curve" in unison. So day 1 or 2.
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@DrLoupis I LOVE that Gates watched, in person, unvaxxed Djokovic win his semi final match at the Aussie Open!!
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@ClownWorld_ If you're having a bad day just imagine how much worse it is for Stacey's husband.
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@yoyoel You were canned
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@simonateba @WhiteHouse Dictators dictating. 🙄
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@nasdaily 🚨 scam artist! 🚨
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@nypost I'm old enough to remember when this was just known as "Summer"
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@MikeHudema Outlaw cars! Back to horse and buggy! Outlaw computers. Back to smoke signals! We can do this! Energy usage (and human beings) are terrible for the 🌍!
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@FoxNews Now that the checks have all been cashed it's time to virtue signal. 🙄
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@privacymatter21 Makes no sense. Why not sell a %, 10 or 20% and keep the rest in btc and be worth 420M in a few more years?
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@TheKNANC People are unique. Deal with it. Personally I love Max and Saylor.
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@RonSFriedman @BitcoinNewsCom I would argue that the IMF has always been a net negative for humanity. #bitcoin just exposes them to be the imperialist mobsters that they are.
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@Hairplugs_mcgee @davidhogg111 Um, Florida is enjoying massive population growth, while Dem people are fleeing Dem states which have decriminalized crime and taxed their citizens into poverty.
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@PramilaJayapal Someone else's illegal actions do not obliterate everyone else RIGHT to protect themselves from a tyrannical government.
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@yoyoel Free speech includes all speech yes even that which hurts your feelings, little tyrant.
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@ErikVoorhees Can't listen to @PeterSchiff . He interrupts and talks over everyone all the time, especially when the conversation is about gold v #bitcoin .
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@MShtusim @CatchUpFeed You seem to not understand what freedom means
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@ZubyMusic Make it 51! Please keep up your incredible work of speaking from your heart and for your unwavering compassion for freedom and humanity.
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@CW_Insider Latest Victoria Secret's photo shoot
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@OfficeOfMike I'm from the government and I'm here to help.
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@UndeadFoia 😂 This is like saying "height differences aside, Danny Devito is taller than Karem Abdul-Jabar 😂
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@POTUS I wonder when Creepy Uncle Joe's marketing team will realize that their new 2023 Twitter Blitz campaign isn't working...at all!
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@iluminatibot We're looking at him
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@realJoelValdez Protect this amazing man
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@greenpeaceusa @thevonwong Our corrupt and collapsing fiat monetary system backed by violence, coercion, wars and bombs uses exponentially more energy than peaceful, permissionless, trustless #bitcoin , @greenpeaceusa and @thevonwong
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@POTUS From the school of, "Tell a lie often enough until it becomes truth" ?
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@BitcoinVanguard We call those people "rich"
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@DailyBTCNews_ 🧐 If history is a guide, one should listen to JPmorgan and do the exact opposite.
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@merissahansen17 Read The Creature From Jekyll Island. The true story of the creation of The Federal Reserve. Horrifying
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@GavinNewsom NO way. You've robbed from and bankrupt the state of CA
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@CalgaryPolice History will judge you very, very badly @CalgaryPolice
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@SenWarren @RepStricklandWA You lost me at "expand the DOJ" How about, instead, we make crime illegal again.
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@AldiUSA Please stop your vile racist practices, @AldiUSA . Thanks
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@SadiqKhan You're a dictator
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@ChucklesMartel @TRHLofficial Um, read or re-read the US constitution again, please. Also the 2nd amendment which is specifically about fighting back when a govt (ANY govt) gets too powerful and tyrannical.
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@PeterSweden7 So our dictators can turn it off if I speak out against them. Hell no!
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@GuntherEagleman c: repeatedly slam the garage door down on my nutsack
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@JustinTrudeau Your reputation is as a woke Marxist who wants to control all aspects of his people's lives. Not sure how that's good for bringing in new business, @JustinTrudeau . 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@VailshireCap I love this comparison, @VailshireCap . I'm near retirement and successfully staking for years with a goal of soon beginning to peal off 5% or so of my stack annually to cover my expenses while FOREVER increasing my purchasing power for me and, most importantly, my children.
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@TheEconomist W R O N G. It's the J A B.
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@POTUS Um, bad news but it's the printing of money that destroys the middle class. And that's on you, Big Guy.
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@NikkiFried Eww. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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@Awmawma2 @JustinTrudeau I think people just tend to not like fascists. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@davidpann @yoyoel Jail should be his next move
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@POTUS Who do you think you're fooling? You're on your way to a bowl of soup and a nap.
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@BrandonStraka Just like Covid those of us with brains have known that it was a scam and a lie from the beginning. Please let there be some justice served.
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@JMeIIencamp @GuntherEagleman Sounds like something an Epstein pedo would write
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@LisaMarieBoothe @JordanSchachtel I've learned that my fellow citizens are weak, cowardly and comforted by the nanny state. I've also learned that most people think their rights come from the government, not our creator. Very sad.
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@alistairmilne I spoke to the #bitcoin CEO this morning at Denny's about this and he said that he may, in fact, temporarily lower the price post-halving to give more retail buyers a chance to own #bitcoin . Love that guy!
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@bone00afide If you weren't concerned you wouldn't be tweeting about it.
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@gladstein @JordanSchachtel I think you're straddling the fence a bit here, @gladstein . Do you know how absolutely ruthless, savage and inhumane the gangs in El Salvador are?
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@NeilJacobs Hahaha! He forgot the "little differences" that it's separated from the State (permissionless) and that it's finite...
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@RonFilipkowski @crypt0e Let me help you finish your sentence.... "for doxxing people."
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@SophiaKianni Um, maybe because most people do their own research and know not to listen to doomsdayer, govt paid grifters. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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@vijaya So happy you lost your censorship job, you awful little tyrant
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@QUEWB @goddeketal He would have been vilified, censored and deplatformed 2 years ago, genius. 🙄
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@GavinNewsom Why do you get armed guards but our children's schools don't hypocrite?
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@BrianDeMint Are we talking hours, days or weeks? My new girlfriends and yacht dealer here at the boatyard are becoming impatient with me
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@m_murfy The same reason there are no emails between me and Satoshi. Bless your heart.
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@BitcoinVanguard @dueyfromstlouis If #bitcoin succeeds then it foils Musk's plans to make X the "everything app" which includes being the world's greatest and dystopian surveillance tool!
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@Olly_Tennis_ Djokovic. Didn't care for him much. But seeing him stand by his convictions and refuse the jab converted me to becoming a super fan.
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@VivekGRamaswamy ESG = COMMUNISM
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@IsableJones919 @Combat_Vet_ @BehizyTweets @MikesLife7 Because they're in on it. It's a big club and you, the American people and I aren't in it.
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@DrTedros You should spend all of your remaining birthday's in prison, @DrTedros
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@mitchellvii Imagining Schiff hiding under his sheets waiting for the knock on his door.
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@davidhogg111 @Justinjpearson Is the orange square really a pedo thing?
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@BitcoinNewsCom Reason # 7,385 why you should own #bitcoin
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@isabellasg3 You need to fire more doctors
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@PeterSchiff Jim Cramer's boyfriend never dissapoints!
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@prageru More like a blue flag but yeah
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@SecYellen @nabe_econ The irony. The hypocrisy. The absurdity. What an absolute joke @secyellen is. Our financial system has NEVER been less stable than today.
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@NaserAbuiznied @michellemalkin @Twitter @JaredHolt What you feel is “hate speech” is still free speech you worm
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@adam3us My conspiracy theory (most of us know how they turn out) is that the US govt is counterfeiting fiat specifically to short btc via JPMorgan or other banks. But eventually even this immense negative pressure on #bitcoin will backfire thanks to #bitcoin 's finite supply. Hodl on!
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@PeterSchiff Rhetorical question really but have you ever thought of just not saying anything when, you know, you have nothing to say, @PeterSchiff ?
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@MsAvaArmstrong "Vanity Fraud"
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@DowdEdward And people still wonder how the holocaust could have happened.
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@PeterZeihan Holy cow, you exposed that you have NO IDEA how #bitcoin works, it's utility as the perfect form of money in your pompous, dismissive blathering with @joerogan !
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@mikealfred With your next wife just buy #bitcoin and take into self custody.
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@julian_liniger Because Coinbase is in on the planned, future, govt seizure of all the bitcoin they custody.
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@pfizer Oh so you're done joking, @pfizer ?
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@liz_churchill8 Took away his people's gun rights like all good dictators do
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