Tom McGovern @tommcgovern27 Twitter profile

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Tom McGovern

@tommcgovern27

1 year

What the fuck is happening here?

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Tom McGovern

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2 years

a man in his 70’s walked up to my piano and slapped this down with $100 during the first 10 minutes of the show last night

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

wow the new Animal Crossing update goes hard

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Tom McGovern

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2 years

@theheatherettes you’re goddamn right sang the lead guitar melody with a bunch of “oohs” and “waaaowwhs”

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Tom McGovern

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10 months

anyone that lives in a studio apartment will understand

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Tom McGovern

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2 years

wrote this song for anyone living in a studio apartment

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

@johnmellencamp I mean no disrespect whatsoever, but if you’re down to collab on a studio version of this, that’d be sick

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Tom McGovern

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1 year

🎶They all think that you pooped while they were waiting to pee🎶

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

stuff I wish I could say at gigs

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

so full credit to those in the chili-dog line that came before me, and know that I am honored to have a brain broken enough to join the company of others that have had this idea

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

TAKE YOUR TRUMP SIGNS DOWN

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

fake phone call

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Tom McGovern

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1 year

They promised me the standing desk would help with my back pain

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Tom McGovern

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2 years

that’s a truck I don’t trust

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

It's come to my attention that @Clownvis has been doing this bit for years, AND @threedomusa has a whole "suckin' on a chili dog" riff (neither of which I knew about before recording this video), and many other people in this thread have been singing it this way for years

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Tom McGovern

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1 year

This is so insanely funny to me. Full write up

Is it warmed-up pee? Mystery of NYC's steam stacks goes viral

A TikTok song addresses a topic that has long left New Yorkers wondering.

nypost.com

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Tom McGovern

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1 year

@katienolan Thank you for sharing this!!

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

@iamjohnoliver would you do me the honor of singing along with me?

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Tom McGovern

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2 years

stuff you can say instead of “bless you”

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Tom McGovern

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9 months

literally every time I go to the movies on a weekend

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Tom McGovern

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9 months

SNAILS (ft. @tosh_thedrummer )

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Tom McGovern

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2 years

do me a favor and take a potato day soon okay you deserve it

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Tom McGovern

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1 year

what the hell is on Joey’s head????

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

a literal RAT has saved more lives than the president

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

Mom: How was your day, Thomas? Me: Pretty great, actually - many strangers on the internet seemed to dig a video that I made where I sing “suckin’ on a chili dog” a few dozen times in my girlfriend’s closet Mom: Delete my number

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Tom McGovern

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2 years

another turning point @GreenDay

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Tom McGovern

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11 months

this isn’t even an ad. this is my life

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Tom McGovern

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1 year

BABY PIGEONS

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Tom McGovern

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1 month

why are my girlfriend’s clothes so tiny?

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

Are you unabashedly racist? Is there a mural in your town that ya just can’t STAND? Call your Local Racist Painters!

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

I wet my bed in my 20’s

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Tom McGovern

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1 year

Good Band Name, Bad Band Name - Ep. 9

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

my official submission for Planters’ new jingle

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

We Didn’t Start the Fire but all of the lyrics are “trouble in the Suez”

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Tom McGovern

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1 year

Hardcore Spam

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

throw ya guy an @ !

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Tom McGovern

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1 year

Sax solo by the unbelievable Gabi Rose:

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

Grayne Wetzky, the best athlete of all time

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Tom McGovern

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2 years

just in case someone hasn’t done this already @SarahKSilverman

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

All The Mall Things

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

more stuff I wish I could say at gigs

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Tom McGovern

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5 years

i’m good, how are you?

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Tom McGovern

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2 years

sampled a sneeze to use as a snare because IT’S ANTIHISTAMINE SEASON @SammyRaeMusic

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Tom McGovern

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1 year

“It turns out McGovern’s warmed-up urine theory is far from accurate.”

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Tom McGovern

@tommcgovern27

2 years

got high enough last night that I took this picture in a sincere moment of gratitude for my sink

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

My Dad’s Garage

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Tom McGovern

@tommcgovern27

4 years

anyone else catch themselves in this loop? -wake up, ready for a productive day -read/listen to news in the morning -head/heart become full of frustration and sadness -sit down to work -productivity/focus is at 10% because of frustration caused by reading news

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

kinda wild that they edited a 15 minute audition into this, but it was fun has hell regardless. thank you to anyone that watched this!!!

American Idol

@AmericanIdol

3 years

Performing an original song called 🎶 𝐈𝐝𝐨𝐥 𝐉𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞 🎶 inspired by our 3 judges ...it's @tommcgovern27 ! WATCH: #AmericanIdol

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

stuff we can say instead of “have a nice day” part two

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

Antonio Banderas @antoniobanderas

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

do your dishes, you lazy mf

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

hey @spinupwp your tweet hit me in my early 2000’s heart so I set it to music

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

friendly reminder to check the contents of your Valentine’s Day card before your purchase one for your girlfriend, even if it’s in a fancy plastic wrap:

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Tom McGovern

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5 years

when you say “come together” around a Beatles fan

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

WHAT’S THE POINT OF DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

took some incredible tweets and used them as lyrics to write this song

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

"Put on Your Mask" drops on streaming services at midnight WHO'S STOKED😷👋

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

my mantra this year❤️

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

gummies made of ✨animal bones✨

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

dear honey bees: please watch your backs #murderhornets want to wreck your shit do not let them

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Tom McGovern

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5 years

how to keep things fresh in a long distance relationship w/ @taliarach

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Tom McGovern

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8 months

I trust no one but Andrew Huberman

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

@dejongdylan I was playing online with a buddy of mine earlier this week, and we were riffing on how absurd this lyric is. one thing led to another before we were cracking ourselves up singing ONLY “suckin’ on chili dogs”. voila!

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

shabooya roll call

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

a pop-punk cover of “I Wonder What’s Inside Your Butthole” by @LisaRieffel ’s daughter ft. @jamesmanzello and #Micah

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

feeling grateful for the shoebill stork

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Tom McGovern

@tommcgovern27

3 years

bottom rows for life, @katyperry !!!

KATY PERRY

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3 years

I know you didn’t get the golden ticket @tommcgovern27 but that original song won my heart for ‘most thoroughly researched song about the judges’ 📚 #AmericanIdol

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

pitch meeting for All Too Well (10-minute version) @taylorswift13

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

would you please look at this beautiful boy???

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

thank you for all of the love on the pop-punk Animal Crossing!! super fun to make - many more of these videos to come, and I’ll definitely going to record a full version of the first one for Spotify soon

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

like if your back hurts, RT if you think you're too young for this shit to be happening already

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3 years

I’m singing a song that I wrote on the season finale of American Idol tonight, which is a pretty cool thing that I never thought I’d be able to say tune in to see if you can notice how much pencil the MUA used on my weak-ass eyebrows

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

WHO’S SEEING HAMILTON FOR THE FIRST TIME TOMORROW????

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

@Strangepom my favorite part about you completely missing the point is that you’re also critiquing my songwriting decisions I’ll write you a whole fucking album, @Strangepom

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

MY HEART IS FULL

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4 years

I don’t beed to be rich - I just want to be wealthy enough to be able to eat out multiple times a week and not feel stressed about it

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

"Put on Your Mask" will be live on Spotify/Apple Music/IG stories on July 1 so get ready to BUMP THAT SHIT WHEREVER YOU CAN

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

you guys wanna see the cutest dog in the whole wide world?

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

honestly it’s kind of frustrating to jam with @JohnMayer

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

I don’t know if anyone else had heard rumors about COVID tests being very uncomfortable/painful, but I was finally able to get tested this morning and I can say with confidence that it feels no different than digging for a booger, with purpose

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

that’s @IndieJulian on the boat look at how well he’s dressed

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

@barstoolsports and I've retired from giving a fuck

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Tom McGovern

@tommcgovern27

3 years

after all these years, Gwen Stefani is STILL helping all of us spell banana correctly and she deserves more credit

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Tom McGovern

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4 years

I need “Make America Respected Around the World Again” on a shirt as soon as possible

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

tune in this Sunday to find out if I ✨beefed✨on some Mayer in front of Katy Perry #AmericanIdol

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Tom McGovern

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3 years

happy new year everybody thanks for spreading the good chili dog word in 2021

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Tom McGovern

@tommcgovern27

4 years

an apple a day keeps the doctor away and not having health insurance keeps me away from the doctor

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Tom McGovern

@tommcgovern27

4 years

WE’RE LIVE, BABY🤘🏻😷🤘🏻 PLAY IT LOUD. PLAY IT EVERYWHERE.

Put on Your Mask

Song · Tom McGovern · 2020

open.spotify.com

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Tom McGovern

@tommcgovern27

4 years

@vidman It’s true, man. It’s true. and it’s a bit of a bummer as a creative, because obviously respecting other creators work is, and always will be, a top priority. but the odds of infringing on someone else’s “original content” are staggeringly high on the internet

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Tom McGovern

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If you followed me today b/c of the mask song, HI! I'll deff be pumping out some more dumb songs - stay tuned. while you're here: I'm working on a Google doc for Arts Ed orgs founded by Black musicians/educators. Check/share/donate! #BlackLivesMatter

Support Black Music/Arts Education

These organizations were either founded by or focus on serving black musicians and/or educators ________________ National Museum of African American Music Where: Nashville, TN Website: https://nmaa...

docs.google.com

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