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2 years

now imagine this weather but add the World Cup we should be having

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Imagine the first pub you go to is spoons and then when you get there you order a strongbow dark fruit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Modern art.

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4 years

Lockdown 2 but add a little bit of seasonal depression 🥰

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I don’t care about the defacing and vandalism of statues of people like Churchill or slave traders but vandalising war memorials that honour the lives of the working class lads sent to war is wrong in my eyes.

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why has my flatmate unironically made this scran 🙃

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@bucknufcc @Ollie_Charnock kissing a 6ft 18 year old in the concourse at half time

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3 years

just seen this on snapchat, hahahah imagine

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3 years

. @Sacha_Lord not making any comments about the lad that died at WHP last week or the stabbings this week. As long as you’ve got that dough in your back pocket though lad 👍👍

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Entire population of the Trafford centre found dead

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Palace Artois is a ridiculous colab 🔥

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4 years

will fully never understand how bluetooth works, don’t even want to learn just proper magic ain’t it

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4 years

remember when we all thought we were going to see kasabian infront of 50 thousand in the sun 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

Whos daughter wants taking on tha £99 wowcher mystery holiday then

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4 years

@SCFCLuke You have Liam Gallagher as your profile picture you bad bad virgin

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lad what is this pool table 🤣

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4 years

worst scran ever has to be anything made in a slow cooker, horrid 🤢

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@tomimpala_

3 years

and you’re free ❤️

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@tomimpala_

3 years

hahahah nee nor camping police

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✨ for anyone planning on camping for yungblud in glasgow tomorrow ✨

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3 years

lad id be fuming if I was just trying get some scran

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3 years

Just @OfficialAitch casually doing a secret set in a @SubwayUK . #Subwaitch

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if all else fails

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4 years

Looks fucking wank

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3 years

how do people honestly get through life

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4 years

@MomTorgan So the first pub you actually went into was spoons.

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@tomimpala_

4 years

used to have so many of these and one day they just disappeared ??? surely can’t be the only one

fern 🌿

@weekndatfernies

4 years

“we have guests, go get the fancy cups”

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4 years

didn’t see that one coming did they

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3 years

Police brutality against women at a vigil for a woman murdered by the police. Couldn’t make it up could you??? 🤢

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2 years

@Simple_equation Because it shouldn’t be in Qatar anyways

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3 years

he can announce whatever he wants 🤣 Daft if he thinks people will listen whilst him and all them other rats will be having another Christmas party.

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@tomimpala_

4 years

Uni of manc have Pringles in a bag in their vending machines, head has fell off

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4 years

So can I do daily reminders that you’ve never seen Kasabian live now that they’re splitting up

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4 years

lad remember that time in lockdown when everything was made out of cake

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4 years

Name me two worse words in the English Language than ‘Breakout Rooms’

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4 years

Lad imagine when clubs are putting tickets on sale and they’re selling out in 10 seconds. Can’t wait

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4 years

@ClarksZara an Asda 50p bag of Yorkshire’s and some gravy, I’m sure you’ll manage without a recipe

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4 years

@Stretchy99 The problem is the 15 Yorkshires

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@tomimpala_

3 years

ladies and gentleman, the weekend

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@tomimpala_

4 years

Used to have a Lemon and a crocodile in my snapchat name 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓

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3 years

As opposed to not doing our bit by giving up a year and a half of our youth? Do one you fucking lizards

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4 years

bad bad bad virgins

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3 years

surely

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3 years

balloons on the profile x

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@tomimpala_

4 years

Absolutely smashing it recently, has been 8 weeks eating no Sweets, Crisps, Choclate, Fizzy drinks and have just ran my first sub 30 min 5K, buzzing with myself ❤️

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4 years

COME DOWN SMETHWICK ASK FOR DANNY G

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4 years

We have just found a knife covered in poo while we were taking out the flat bins, I actually fully cannot cope with uni anymore I want to die.

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3 years

😁😁😁😁

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edibles on oblivion

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4 years

Nobody cares about how many ex’s or unopened snaps you have

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4 years

love my accomodation ❤️

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3 years

Prison Break S1 best ever season of a show. Mega bit of telly

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3 years

hahahaha, he was doing it for a good minute 🤣

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4 years

Twitter 🥰

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3 years

How old were you when you found out you can avoid ads in the middle of your YouTube videos by skipping to the end and pressing the replay button.

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4 years

what a boring existence

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4 years

I am one lucky boy @poppyjohnsonnn

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4 years

If you know, you know

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4 years

seeing vaccines starting acc filling me with such happiness, end of all of this is finally in sight. Summer ‘21 going to be some do x

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3 years

Kicked out hahahahah

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3 years

come on England x

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@tomimpala_

4 years

Reading & Leeds Fest

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4 years

PEOPLE OF LEEDS '19 📣 What's your favourite memory from last year? 💛

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3 years

Show me that child’s tears again 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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@tomimpala_

3 years

Harry Maguire losing the euros final, and then doing Taco Bell adverts and talking to the S*n while his Teammates fight against Racism perpetuated by the government. What a great ‘leader’

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4 years

Hugged grandparents for first time since lockdown, different type of serotonin that

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4 years

anyone else feeling just so much better about everything this week, not long now x

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3 years

bring back hole in the wall imo

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4 years

Surely the band should have waited for this to all come out in the press and then released the statement, garnered loads of sympathy for him before people knew the actual story.

Martin Fricker

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4 years

Kasabian frontman Tom Meighan has admitted attacking his girlfriend in a booze-fuelled rage. CCTV shows him striking the victim and dragging her by her ankles into the back garden of their home during lockdown in April.

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The best dog I could have asked for. RIP Dexter, love you ❤️

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worst thing about love island is ex contestants trying to stay relevant by giving a running twitter commentary, promise you nobody is arsed

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4 years

Not seen poppy since start of lockdown and seeing her in approx 1 minute, wow am I excited x

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3 years

do you reckon they’d ship geek bars to the trenches if we get involved in WW3

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3 years

Bought a 42’s reopening party ticket about 7 years ago before corona but now cannot think of a worse place to spend the first night back after lockdown 🤣

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@tomimpala_

4 years

Fucking love Facebook

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Sorry wait wtf check Spider-Man in the background near the steps at about 18 seconds

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Hahahahah dancers in castlefield bowl

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@tomimpala_

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Contracting a deadly disease > eating olives

elise 🥨💋🪩🎀🧃🐆

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green olives > black olives who agrees

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Anais Gallagher searching her own name on twitter 🤣🤣

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Always the ones you least expect

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I call them you’re 14 where are your parents

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didn’t quite catch it anyone know where she went?

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@tomimpala_

3 years

Lad I’d be starting a turf war if someone did that

Casual UK

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3 years

Imagine someone stole your whole garden

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Uni 🥰

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Rate my homemade nachos out of 10

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Bez 🤣🤣

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3 years

days like this is what makes twitter the best social media going

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@tomimpala_

4 years

Liccle Tom on north west tonight there 🥰

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@tomimpala_

4 years

Fully had the worst day of my life, stayed up and got smashed watching the UFC. Thought I was in work at 2PM, get a text at 7:30AM off my manager asking where I am because I started at 7. Still hadn’t slept and was absolutely fuckoed, straight in Uber and at work by 8 🤢🤢

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@tomimpala_

4 years

we’ve been locked in!!! tear down the fence!!!

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Fence is well and truly down at UoM ✊

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4 years

@tomshaw___ @cameIcrew £25 is a perfectly fair price especially when you add corona into the equation. Venues need the money, artists make their money primarily off of touring which they haven’t been able to do. You just don’t like him so wanted to find a problemo x

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@tomimpala_

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photos with randomers at raves, nature is healing