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When backend developer made frontend. It's responsive out of the box... and loads in 0.00004 seconds.
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I use Asus and yes, this layout killed many of my projects.
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Backend vs Frontend
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When you ask backend developer to make frontend
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Why developers don't have girlfriends...
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Passive aggressive programming
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The tech twitter looks like
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Just keep coding
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Twitter programming gurus in real life
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End of the programmer's day
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STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST HTML is POPULAR Go is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL PHP JavaScript is AWESOME React is SMART Rust is INTRIGUING
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Mac & Linux users
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Which one of them would you hire?
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"I am a PHP developer"
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I love-hate JavaScript
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$ git push -force
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Await a second!
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Go Lang programmers
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They already knew someone would try
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HTTP status codes explained
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Which one, programmers?
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Forgetting code is easy and smooth
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It's the epitome of disappointment
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What's the best thing you've found in code?
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Junior developers
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Is there a better way to do this code?
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The best apps I have developed 1. Hello World 2. Test app 3. Untitled project
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Passive aggressive programming
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Me debugging my code
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How QR codes are made
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Perhaps the most perfect code
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What is different between them...
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CSS is the worst programming language
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Hackers in movies
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No software. No bugs. No problems.
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Developers vs. Testers
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You can’t imagine how it’s true
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Web development in a nutshell
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Programmers' most important law
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Normal people vs Programmer
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How programmers save the code
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The fakest thing in 21st century
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100% true when it comes to developers
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Edge detection algorithm
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End of the programmer's day
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My project after installing all NPM dependencies
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If I'm writing Python code I’m actually a C programmer.
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Linux users will understand this
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The story of my life as a developer
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I backed up my whole hard disk
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Worse case than this?
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... you're hired!
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Only Linux users can relate
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JavaScript is drunk sometimes
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The picture that describes me best as a programmer
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Good luck junior developers!
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When developer come back from a vacation...
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Conversation with an IT guy
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Can I connect my wireless keyboard and mouse?
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Your project's home directory
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Perfectly balanced living room
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Been there. What a relief 😂
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What would this return?
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Typescript programmers
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Microservices architecture
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Programmer's life is hard
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All programmers
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This is the best explanation of the difference between the two loops I have seen.
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Without a doubt, the best programming language
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I'm a senior developer and I can write code without using Google. But no way without these Indian guys!
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HTML is not a programming language
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Android is based on Linux
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PHP was a good programming language
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Who can relate?
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I like Apple computers, but this so true...
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Every answer on the arch Linux forum
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Programmers and their side projects
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AWS will finish all your budget
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Yes, programming in C is easy
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Developers on LinkedIn
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This is worse than an actual russian roulette
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I only rely on the indian dudes writing my code!
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My Github commits
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Best programming language
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Headquarters of Microsoft, Apple and Linux
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New update for programmers
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Backend developer trying to center a <div>
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How programmers see things
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How to write RegEx
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Which programming language is better? SQL or CSS?
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Only Linux users can relate
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HTML - for structure CSS - for style JavaScript - for fun React - for work C - for dinosaurs C++ - for college PHP - for nothing Ruby - for Rails jQuery - for legacy Python - for science TypeScript - for safety Java - for 3 billion devices
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Conclusion: Everyone fears and respects Linux users
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Linux containers: Cloud vs Me
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Backend developers
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I can stay the whole day
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