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india 👽 Ⓥ

@tofumuse

3 years

can’t actually believe this convo i’ve just had on bumble. surely not?

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india 👽 Ⓥ

@tofumuse

6 years

so y’all will stop using straws to save fish but won’t stop eating fish to save fish

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4 years

still the funniest tweet of all time

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2 years

they should put jerma on the dollar

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5 years

happy anniversary to the worst event to ever grace the internet

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4 years

My dad is 46, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up.

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2 years

most relatable thing i’ve ever seen on tumblr fml

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6 months

me looking out my window

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3 years

can confirm it wasnt a joke

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india 👽 Ⓥ

@tofumuse

4 years

very very interesting that right wingers target nish kumar out of every left wing comedian whenever they’re feeling touchy and want to cry about left wing comedy. I wonder why they choose him out of the dozens of possible choices x

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india 👽 Ⓥ

@tofumuse

9 years

When you get home and take off your bra

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4 years

don’t even call yourself a fan of musicals if you haven’t seen this

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4 years

and the funniest tumblr post of all time

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4 years

forgot I did this

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2 years

okay sims 3 😭

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9 years

The 16 and 17 year olds that the government won't allow to vote would have made a huge impact on the election results.

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5 years

James Acaster and Ed Gamble when they’re on an episode of Mock The Week together

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1 year

the tism summer struggle

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6 years

why do white people think liking chicken nuggets is a substitute for a personality

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5 years

can’t stop thinking about this

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6 years

it’s: ⚪️ You ⚪️ Me 🔘 just the one swan actually

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2 years

@kurtisconner i don’t want to imagine that actually

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2 years

Quote/reply with the most random crossover

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6 years

this is..so valid

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5 years

I follow so many vegans at this point that I’m shook when I see someone post about wanting chicken nuggets or something

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4 years

who tryna be like this

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4 years

my parents were such a vibe in the 80’s 😍

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11 years

@AmazingPhil It looks like someone did a huge sneeze

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1 year

This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

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This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

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3 years

an explanation for people from around the world who are confused! they’re the party currently in power in the u.k.

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4 years

people act like the beatles were musical geniuses like ok? did they write party rock anthem? exactly

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6 years

People quoting this to say they’ve eating fish and using straws have the smallest dick energy

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3 years

gonna be so tense tonight! wonder who will win 😍

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8 years

@Idubbbz @maxmoefoe I can't believe my parents are fighting on Twitter

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6 months

better late than never

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4 years

does this image unlock any memories for u

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4 years

some year sevens just asked if she’s a German shepherd

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4 years

may i remind you all that this is what tumblr used to be like on valentine’s day

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3 years

okay, you can start dropping fancams now x

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3 years

pls not the banner with my halloween selfie on 😭

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3 years

deleting dating apps bc i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i wake up and put my brown hair in a messy bun. as i looked in the mirror, my mum called me from downstairs. i went downstairs and five men were stood there. “these are your new owners”. it was...one direction)

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5 years

wow I love james acaster and ed gamble

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5 years

Had a realisation today that the towns in my area would probably be things American white women would name their kids in order to be “unique”

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6 years

u could go a step further and eat no animals at all

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2 years

people got so heated..

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3 years

this is simply heartbreaking

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3 years

everyone’s going on about james corden being in it but james acaster and romesh ranganathan are the real mysteries? why did they agree to this??

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@tofumuse

2 years

in dog years

fionaspawn 🦈

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2 years

he looks 25 🥹

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4 years

you know what time of the year it is gang

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4 years

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

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9 years

The crowd at Twenty One Pilots was genuinely terrifying but still the best night ever tbh

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@tofumuse

2 years

nobody show this to saul goodman

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If I ever make professor, this is going to be my outfit.

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4 years

But it’s all I have going for me :/

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4 years

Climate crisis could kill off great tits, scientists warn

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2 years

this was my heartstopper

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4 years

nobody has this range

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4 years

I GOT AN UNCONDITIONAL OFFER???!!!!! IM GONNA BE A TEACHER BAYBEY

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4 years

my interview is done 😳 i feel like it went okay? the interviewer said she’s going to go listen to arctic monkeys now

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4 years

There’s two types of Muse fans and this is what they look like

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6 years

Aw this got big enough for people to quote it thinking they’re funny by saying they like killing animals

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6 years

Love Actually characters rated by how much I want to fight them: A Thread

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6 years

So many people are messaging me saying I’m “forcing people to be vegan” um where

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3 years

can i just say. me.

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3 years

jerma fancams please xxx or british comedians

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6 years

The thing about this tweet is that people are saying I’m being disrespectful to those who are trying to change their ways or those who can’t be vegan. I’m not. I’m all for small improvements, people just don’t see the hypocrisy in saving something to kill it

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8 years

@maxmoefoe adventure time porn parody

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3 years

can dating apps have an option to filter out men with the same name as your dad

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5 years

this has me in absolute hysterics

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3 years

need an explanation for the colour scheme choice for this photoshoot x

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6 years

thanx for posting ur tributes saying how u loved him bc I know who to unfollow

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8 years

overrated bands: - oasis - oasis - oasis

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2 years

my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed.

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2 years

saul goodman is in sims 3

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What is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?

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2012 fandom tumblr

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What should be the theme for next year’s #MetGala ?

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4 years

best thing that’s ever happened to me

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2 years

charlie day and ian from smosh 😭

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4 years

do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?

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4 years

honestly lucius malfoy was the best character in harry potter

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4 years

my sim aged into a teen but stayed child size 😭

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5 years

stop liking this, a supernatural cast member will see it and say something racist or homophobic

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@manhattanna I had to request to join this bc these made me laugh so much

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6 years

Me talking about G-Dragon

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My husband is the most brilliant person, the most genius person that I know. He has broken so many boundaries, everything from music, stage design, fashion and culture and will continue to change the world.

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me and my grandad being the family emos

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4 years

this is the strangest thing that’s ever happened to me ❤️

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6 years

Arctic Monkeys could release an album of them farting into the mic for 40 minutes and NME would give it 5 stars

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OMG OMG

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me looking out my window

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The weird and wild moments from Jacqueline Wilson’s novels: a thread Disclaimer: it’s at least ten years since I read any of these books, probably about 13/14 years for most of them

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5 years

yes I took part 😐

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4 years

a melodramatic birthday look was a necessity x

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7 years

The only people who drink monster energy drinks are 14 year olds and 20 year old emo dudes who date those 14 year olds

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7 years

...is that morrissey in the clouds?

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3 years

@kittywenham omg no your story is more iconic

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4 years

he reminds me of greg davies

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6 years

did everyone just forget jeffree star is racist

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4 years

Basshunter looks like who Hollywood would cast as Pewdiepie in a film documenting his life

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3 years

what’s an old tumblr post you still think about? i’ll start

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4 years

tell me why the students I met at uni from poorer backgrounds would share food with u, split meal prices with u etc, but all the people I met from well off families stole other peoples food, cutlery or whatever :))

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