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26// ibs baddie and forever a phannie//‼️18+ only pls‼️ 28/30πŸ“š

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Joined December 2011
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can’t actually believe this convo i’ve just had on bumble. surely not?
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so y’all will stop using straws to save fish but won’t stop eating fish to save fish
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still the funniest tweet of all time
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they should put jerma on the dollar
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happy anniversary to the worst event to ever grace the internet
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My dad is 46, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up.
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most relatable thing i’ve ever seen on tumblr fml
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me looking out my window
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can confirm it wasnt a joke
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very very interesting that right wingers target nish kumar out of every left wing comedian whenever they’re feeling touchy and want to cry about left wing comedy. I wonder why they choose him out of the dozens of possible choices x
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@tofumuse
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When you get home and take off your bra
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don’t even call yourself a fan of musicals if you haven’t seen this
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@tofumuse
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and the funniest tumblr post of all time
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forgot I did this
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okay sims 3 😭
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The 16 and 17 year olds that the government won't allow to vote would have made a huge impact on the election results.
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James Acaster and Ed Gamble when they’re on an episode of Mock The Week together
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the tism summer struggle
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why do white people think liking chicken nuggets is a substitute for a personality
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can’t stop thinking about this
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@tofumuse
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it’s: βšͺ️ You βšͺ️ Me πŸ”˜ just the one swan actually
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@kurtisconner i don’t want to imagine that actually
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Quote/reply with the most random crossover
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this is..so valid
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I follow so many vegans at this point that I’m shook when I see someone post about wanting chicken nuggets or something
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who tryna be like this
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my parents were such a vibe in the 80’s 😍
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@AmazingPhil It looks like someone did a huge sneeze
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@tofumuse
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This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.
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This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.
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an explanation for people from around the world who are confused! they’re the party currently in power in the u.k.
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people act like the beatles were musical geniuses like ok? did they write party rock anthem? exactly
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People quoting this to say they’ve eating fish and using straws have the smallest dick energy
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gonna be so tense tonight! wonder who will win 😍
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@Idubbbz @maxmoefoe I can't believe my parents are fighting on Twitter
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better late than never
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does this image unlock any memories for u
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some year sevens just asked if she’s a German shepherd
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may i remind you all that this is what tumblr used to be like on valentine’s day
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okay, you can start dropping fancams now x
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pls not the banner with my halloween selfie on 😭
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deleting dating apps bc i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i wake up and put my brown hair in a messy bun. as i looked in the mirror, my mum called me from downstairs. i went downstairs and five men were stood there. β€œthese are your new owners”. it was...one direction)
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wow I love james acaster and ed gamble
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Had a realisation today that the towns in my area would probably be things American white women would name their kids in order to be β€œunique”
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u could go a step further and eat no animals at all
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people got so heated..
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this is simply heartbreaking
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everyone’s going on about james corden being in it but james acaster and romesh ranganathan are the real mysteries? why did they agree to this??
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in dog years
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he looks 25 πŸ₯Ή
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you know what time of the year it is gang
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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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The crowd at Twenty One Pilots was genuinely terrifying but still the best night ever tbh
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nobody show this to saul goodman
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If I ever make professor, this is going to be my outfit.
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But it’s all I have going for me :/
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Climate crisis could kill off great tits, scientists warn
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this was my heartstopper
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nobody has this range
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I GOT AN UNCONDITIONAL OFFER???!!!!! IM GONNA BE A TEACHER BAYBEY
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my interview is done 😳 i feel like it went okay? the interviewer said she’s going to go listen to arctic monkeys now
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There’s two types of Muse fans and this is what they look like
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Aw this got big enough for people to quote it thinking they’re funny by saying they like killing animals
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Love Actually characters rated by how much I want to fight them: A Thread
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So many people are messaging me saying I’m β€œforcing people to be vegan” um where
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can i just say. me.
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jerma fancams please xxx or british comedians
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The thing about this tweet is that people are saying I’m being disrespectful to those who are trying to change their ways or those who can’t be vegan. I’m not. I’m all for small improvements, people just don’t see the hypocrisy in saving something to kill it
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@maxmoefoe adventure time porn parody
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can dating apps have an option to filter out men with the same name as your dad
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this has me in absolute hysterics
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need an explanation for the colour scheme choice for this photoshoot x
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thanx for posting ur tributes saying how u loved him bc I know who to unfollow
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overrated bands: - oasis - oasis - oasis
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my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed.
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saul goodman is in sims 3
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What is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
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2012 fandom tumblr
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What should be the theme for next year’s #MetGala ?
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best thing that’s ever happened to me
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charlie day and ian from smosh 😭
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do y’all have β€œforbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?
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honestly lucius malfoy was the best character in harry potter
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my sim aged into a teen but stayed child size 😭
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stop liking this, a supernatural cast member will see it and say something racist or homophobic
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@manhattanna I had to request to join this bc these made me laugh so much
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Me talking about G-Dragon
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My husband is the most brilliant person, the most genius person that I know. He has broken so many boundaries, everything from music, stage design, fashion and culture and will continue to change the world.
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me and my grandad being the family emos
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this is the strangest thing that’s ever happened to me ❀️
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Arctic Monkeys could release an album of them farting into the mic for 40 minutes and NME would give it 5 stars
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OMG OMG
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me looking out my window
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The weird and wild moments from Jacqueline Wilson’s novels: a thread Disclaimer: it’s at least ten years since I read any of these books, probably about 13/14 years for most of them
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yes I took part 😐
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a melodramatic birthday look was a necessity x
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The only people who drink monster energy drinks are 14 year olds and 20 year old emo dudes who date those 14 year olds
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...is that morrissey in the clouds?
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@kittywenham omg no your story is more iconic
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he reminds me of greg davies
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did everyone just forget jeffree star is racist
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Basshunter looks like who Hollywood would cast as Pewdiepie in a film documenting his life
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what’s an old tumblr post you still think about? i’ll start
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tell me why the students I met at uni from poorer backgrounds would share food with u, split meal prices with u etc, but all the people I met from well off families stole other peoples food, cutlery or whatever :))
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