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Todd Alcott

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Not the crossover we wanted, but the crossover we deserved

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ALL PERSONNEL REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO THE BURN WARD

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PLANTS: imma wave my genitals in the air HUMANS: mmm fragrant

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Don't ever tell me Spider-Man isn't a patriot

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Now that we know that everything the Uvalde police have told us is a lie, we can only assume that the truth is one hundred times worse.

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Recently discovered photo of Elon Musk's grandfather

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Randy Newman was right about everything

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Nancy Drew and the Secret of the Missing Fucks: http://t.co/z5D6annN1t

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Ah yes, the United States Postal Service, sending messages through their "shydaddy16 @aol .com" account.

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help i am now trapped in a haiku factory hurry before they

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Killing Hitler is nice, but if I had a time machine I'd cancel the pilot for Bewitched, just to see how Elizabeth Montgomery's career panned out without it.

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Boy, Vincent Van Gogh is sure gonna think twice before endorsing another Big Oil company.

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Back to basics, everybody

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@coenesqued2 After Ebert made his remarks about The Brown Bunny, Gallo called him fat. Ebert said "It is true that I am fat, but one day I may not be, while you will always be the director of The Brown Bunny."

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There's part of me that wishes Mountain Dew would go back to its original aesthetic of good-time hillbillies attempting to murder each other in outhouses

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This Rosa Parks illustration came out great! Where should we put it?

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Americans will use ANYTHING but the metric system

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Helpful reminder: "Skittles" is an in-joke among white supremacists who think the death of Trayvon Martin was funny.

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Comedian, actor and free-range mensch @pattonoswalt asked me to design a tour poster for him! The result is available to buy exclusively at my Etsy store:

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This photo is the only record of the day these three barged into General Foods and demanded their own cereals

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DISHWASHING LIQUID???

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Well the Bob Dylan show was one of the most astonishing things I've ever witnessed.

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Go Phyllis!

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My neighbor is so rude, last night he was banging on my door at 3am. Luckily I was still up playing the drums.

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@pattonoswalt @RandyRainbow "What's Lev Got to Do With It?"

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To win, Trump needs frightened white people. That's why his speech was designed solely to create more frightened white people.

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@JuliusGoat @JoyceCarolOates WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE YOUNG WHITE MEN

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Some fake sleeves I made for Bob Dylan's latest album:

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ANDREW TATE: I'm being targeted by liberals! ME: Ah yes, those notorious social justice warriors, the Romanian police.

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TRUMP VOTERS: Are you a "BIGOT" or an "IDIOT?" A Handy Guide:

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PRIDE MONTH TURNED MY CAT GAY

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@MuellerSheWrote The venue wasn't even sold out, where were the patriots?

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Tom Lehrer, America's Greatest Living Songwriter, who quit writing songs in his 30s to teach math, has decided to give everything away. Feast your ears!

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Somehow I thought Cthulhu would be scarier

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On the occasion of Charles Schulz's centenary, allow me to post this, a comic strip that changed my life:

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And, again, all of it benefits the NRA. The more lies the better, anything to erode public trust in law enforcement. You sell a lot more guns that way.

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More good advice.

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@samspadino Everyone's getting in on the action

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Proof that The Matrix is a Christmas movie:

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Keep it up, America. Confront every one of these fuckers when you see them. Make their lives as uncomfortable as you can. Ted Cruz is a sociopath.

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Someone heckled Ted Cruz while he was eating at a restaurant last night “19 children died! That’s on your hands! Ted Cruz, that’s on your hands!”

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WHY SO NUTRITIOUS?

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Schrondinger's chopping board:

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Now here's an enterprising young man

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@biggiesmediums @malenaschoobs

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New to the store, just in time for graduation!

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People complain about how bad things are now, but this is how they used to make ice cream sandwiches

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I honestly can't think of a statement less controversial, less provocative, less confrontational than "Black Lives Matter."

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@kathbarbadoro "That's my secret, Cap. I'm always investigating something."

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"Bathroom? Sure, right downstairs."

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Rest in Peace, Teresa Nervosa, poster-star of Slacker, the definitive Gen-X document, and drummer for the Butthole Surfers during the high-water mark of their most outrageously original albums.

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@MaraWilson HOMER: I hated that movie! MARGE: You loved Rashomon! HOMER: That's not how I remember it.

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WAIT, GODZILLA HAD TWO GIGANTIC HUMAN FRIENDS THIS WHOLE TIME?

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Artwork I did for the re-issue of Elvis Costello's Armed Forces a few years ago. It's a gorgeous box set, for those inclined!

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Even chocolate milk isn't having this bullshit.

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@JamesUrbaniak Dennis Miller is so funny, he makes James Joyce look like Herodotus after drinking a wheatgrass smoothie during a double feature of Fiend Without a Face and Tokyo Story.

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Regarding Trump's problem with "political correctness," I found this tonight from @neilhimself : http://t.co/8D5maKpt2A

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@been_herde Yes, but

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Everybody sit tight, we have to play by the rules of the homicidal death cult, it’s just the polite thing to do

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New David Lynch sculpture in Santa Monica.

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@pattonoswalt B-but, Breitbart wouldn't LIE to us, would they? Not about the President, surely?

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On this holiest of days, let us not forget St. Veronica, the only person who had the foresight to sell merch at the crucifixion

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George Harrison's holiday card to Bob Dylan:

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Thank you for choosing Big White Dog Realty, can I show you the kitchen?

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@Lohlala @akilahgreen I was once writing a screenplay for some rich guys and pitched a sequence based on a real-life experience I'd had, they responded with "That's funny, but that would never happen to a real person."

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If you hired Keith Richards to murder Roger McGuinn and David Crosby, you'd be killing two Byrds with one Stone. (this joke brought to you by a 1968 issue of Golden Magazine)

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From @JuliusGoat :

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New to the store!

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I am humbled and astonished.

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Bertis came across this "Losing My Religion" "book cover" by screenwriter and graphic artist @toddalcott who translates his favorite songs into vintage book covers... we're fans of his work now for sure; read more at the link:

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When you've had it up to here with the ostrich skeleton's bullshit

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@michaelianblack "Holding People Accountable For Their Actions Sets a Dangerous Precedent" -- The Hill

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TIL that the pink poodle from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure is played by the same dog as Precious in The Silence of the Lambs.

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I've seen Dylan shows where he flattened all the songs into indistinguishable 12-bar blues stomps, but tonight he stretched them all out like taffy, revealing all kinds of echoes and reflections, sometimes changing genres in the middle of a song. Just extraordinary.

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@JuliusGoat And no one ever bought a Ford again, forcing the company into bankruptcy.

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