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2 years
@theheatherhogan This is hilarious! At an OB appointment the male doctor said during his exam, ‘Well, I don’t see anything interesting down here.’ I said, ‘That’s not usually what I want to hear when I’m in this position, but today I’ll take it.’
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Kevin: What’s wrong with you? Andrew: Neil invited me to the diner to have coffee and talk about dinosaurs. K: So? A: That’s what we did. K: …and?? A: I thought- I thought he meant something else.
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Neil: If I was infected by a zombie bite would kill me to save the others? Andrew: I wouldn’t kill you, I’d put you in a cage and feed you people who pissed me off. Neil: 😍
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The monster’s dorm room entrance
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kate bush's husband
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went to a party full of bisexuals
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*at a zoo* Neil: What are they in for? Matt: Neil, this isn’t a prison Neil: So they can leave? Matt: No, but- Neil, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone
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1 year
I still would pay to have the whole series done like this!!
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blue⁷☕️✫꙳* GGUM
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thinking abt this always
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Andrew: *sees Neil wearing fancy clothes* Andrew, not looking up from his book: I see you have a date. Who's the lucky person? Neil: … Neil: I forgot to ask you, didn't I?
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Neil on a run early one morning when a car does a hit & run; only minor damage but enough for an ambulance ride. Ofc he forgot his phone. Imagine his surprise when the medics offer to call the emergency number he has on him. N: What number? M: The one sewn into your clothes.
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Neil would solve this to get Kevin a free bag
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Incredible things are happening on my bag of legumes
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Zombie apocalypse au where Andrew keeps seeing the same zombie everywhere but it acts a little bit ‘off’ from the other z’s, & it hasn’t been killed off yet by the humans. Then Andrew discovers it’s just a feral man who wears baggy old clothes and limps bc his dad was a psycho.
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10 months
All these Nora sightings and no one has asked the big questions: Is Eden’s a gay bar, and is Aaron oblivious to this fact?
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Neil getting headaches more often while doing homework, so he sneakily ‘borrows’ Andrew’s glasses when he’s not around. Andrew’s class gets canceled so he walks in the door to a surprised Neil wearing his glasses. Neil constantly denying he needs them, shouting ‘I’m fine Drew!’
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Andreil
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Touch sensitive Andrew wants a tattoo but knows it would be too frustrating for any artist to tattoo him; he may be able to sit but never for any type of full session, some days may only be 15 minutes if at all. Then he finds Neil. Patient. Understanding. (Infuriating)
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Andrew: *frustrated, repeatedly tapping on his phone* Aaron: What’s your malfunction now? Andrew: I can’t find the ‘add to cart’ button. Aaron: Give me your phone. *looks at picture of Neil on screen* Aaron’s: …this….this is Instagram Andrew: And? Aaron: I hate this family
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Roommates Neil and Kevin hire repairman Andrew to fix stuff around their house. It’ll take over a week. Sleepy Neil always wearing the hoodies Kevin leaves around the living room, wearing the same hoodie 24/7 for days at a time.
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Andrew
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Neil : Aaron annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for his and Kate’s special day tomorrow. Andrew: There’s nothing special about tomorrow. Neil: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
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Andrew until he found Bea
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9 months
Imagine Andrew stepping in to take his nieces to a play date that Katelyn/Aaron otherwise would have had to cancel and instead of being annoyed Andrew gets wholly invested in the tea all the moms in the group are gossiping about.
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Andrew: If you get in trouble I’m gonna be like…a lawyer to you. Ok? Neil: Ok *later* Wymack: Neil! Sit down on the chair, you’re in trouble! Andrew, whispering: Deny everything Neil, loudly: That isn’t a chair
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Neil, Matt and Andrew
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Andrew coming home to find Neil on the couch with a book, Sir and King sat beside him, all three intently looking at the book. A: What’s this? N: 😊I’m reading to them A. Must be riveting (heads to kitchen) N: So, the next part talks about the rules of a penalty shot- A: OMG no
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6 months
This is how Andrew stores the Mas in the driveway every night
@HowThingsWork_
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Testing the safety & security on an inflatable car storage by WhistlinDiesel. 🔧🛠️ I mean, could they have thrown anything else? 😂
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Neil would do this in front of Aaron just to watch him short circuit
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Neil, bored, bothering Andrew through text all day. A: If you have energy to burn, why don’t you go wash the cat. Drew comes home 3 hours later to a very pissed off Sir and a bleeding Neil. A: What happened? N: I washed the cat, like you said. A: *looks at phone* oh. Autocorrect.
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Neil getting pissed off at the foxes constantly griping about his ‘lack of fashion sense’. He is the MASTER at blending in, in any situation, tyvm. So at the next PR event he watches jaws drop as he swaggers in, dressed like a runway model metrosexual, makeup on point, even
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Andrew would do this to Kevin
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The reason Andrew hates Exy so much is because it’s not hockey
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Hockey is a goth sport, it's cold, you run on knives & usually there is blood.
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Andrew: I’m leaving you because you’re too cocky Neil: Close the door on your way back in
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2 months
Neil and Andrew always sitting across from each other in separate diner booths. It starts with a few glances, a raised eyebrow in solidarity over the nerve of the family who left a huge mess for the waitress. A nod of goodbye when one leaves before the other.
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Jeremy learning about the true history of the Ravens, what actually goes on at the nest. He doesn’t say a word, he just lets Jean talk it out. The first game against the Ravens, the game starts and Jeremy immediately drops his racquet and decks the Raven in front of him.
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Since they can only take 10 steps before passing the ball, you think Kevin & Neil subconsciously count their steps all day long? K: (mumbling) It’s 38 steps to the lounge from the locker room N: The back exit is 23 steps straight and 5 steps over
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10 months
Neil being so trusting of Andrew dressing him when they go out to Eden’s…I want Andrew to get curious on how far/daring he can take it before Neil objects. 1/2
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Years later, while they are cleaning out old stuff, Neil finds the original receipt from the purchase of the Mas. N: Wait…you bought $7000 worth of extras? A: We needed heated seats N: In South Carolina?! And besides, I’m no talking about those kinds of extras! Did you really-
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7 months
Neil’s favorite color is gray. Andrew is morally gray. We should have clocked that one a lot sooner…
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Neil walking around campus with the Andrew plushie strapped to his backpack that he got from the stadium merch store. Some days he can be seen cradling it as he walks across campus between classes.
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10 months
Nora really out here living the ‘my fans took my characters and made them their own’
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1 year
*loud sound* Andrew: What was that? Neil: My shirt fell down the stairs Andrew: That sounded louder than a shirt Neil: I was in it
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10 months
Every Halloween Andrew disappears for about two hours. Every Halloween Andrew always has a large stash of random pieces of candy by the end of the night. Every Halloween Andrew uses his height to his advantage to get free candy from all the neighbors in Columbia.
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1 year
I want bartender Andrew, with customers who beg him to do tricks while making drinks, just dead-staring them into silence…until the day the redheaded menace shows up and ignores him. Andrew tries every trick up his sleeve to get that man to pay attention to him.
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10 months
What if Neil spirals so badly Andrew declares an ultimatum-therapy or else. Neil goes. Eventually he talks to Betsy abt his mom issues. One day, Betsy declares joint therapy is needed, to heal and help support each other. Imagine Neil’s surprise when Aaron walks in, not Andrew.
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1 year
Neil buys this for Andrew as a joke and he uses it for YEARS
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She has a suitable mobile phone. Don't mess with this nurse! 😂😂
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Wymack: i'm leaving now. Wilds is in charge. i've left notes for each of you with instructions Neil: mine just says "Neil no" Wymack: and you can apply that to any situation
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2 years
Andrew always buys Neil stuff he needs. This year he wants to buy something Neil wants, so Andrew is esp attentive when they walk around the mall, taking note of anything Neil perks up at. Unfortunately, this only happens once: in front of the Build-a-Bear’s new Exy display
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It’s been on Neil’s mind for weeks. But he hasn’t brought it up. Until one night on the roof, Andrew growls, ‘Out with it already.’ N: Are you my-I mean. Will you…be my boyfriend? Andrew stills. Long minutes pass. Finally, ‘I need to think about it.’ N: Okay.
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1 year
Now I want a Foxhole Fire Dept au where Neil is the new recruit and blows everyone away by doing this during training. Andrew hates him so much and can’t stop drooling
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When every second counts. Training programmes for FireFighters is next level.. Massive respect
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Kevin: Truth or dare? Andrew: Truth Kevin: Do you- Neil: I dare you to kiss me Andrew: *kisses Neil* Kevin to Renee: He said ‘truth’ right?
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K: *smirking* So what’s his favorite dinosaur? A: Shut the fuck up Kevin. A: Brachiosaurus
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Neil: where am I? Andrew: (sarcastically) heaven Neil: oh Neil: didn’t expect to see you here
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Andrew: Ok Grandpa Wymack: Stop calling me that, your cats are NOT my grandkids! Andrew: You send them treats and toys every other month-that either makes you their grandpa or their sugar daddy, take your pick Wymack: 😖
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Neil: I need someone to take me out Kevin: As in kill or date? Neil: Yes Andrew: I’ll do it Kevin: (alarmed) As in kill or date? Andrew: Yes
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Neil, no longer running but still always paranoid, has a true meltdown when his bestie Alison shows him a ‘missed connections’ Reddit post that perfectly describes his random diner encounter from 3 months ago with a (perfect) blonde menace.
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Andrew’s PR team begging him for months to post a selfie so they don’t lose their jobs bc he’s the worst client ever. It’s their fault for not being specific. His account crashes overnight with the amount of traffic it gets.
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Andreil au: Strangers who both get booked in the same cabin for the same 2 weeks but are too stubborn to give it up for the other. Instant enemies. Neil sleeps on the couch, Andrew takes the bedroom. They go to check out, only to be told they can’t, bc it’s March 2020.
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Alison: I bet you $1000 you can’t get Neil to marry you without him noticing Andrew: you’re on A: Tickets to Exy Pro game Friday night, Y or N? Neil: Yes! At game, Neil focused on the game, ignoring old man mumbling behind them A: Yes or no, Neil? N: Hm? yes A: sign this N: kay
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Neil, home late from a meeting, accidentally wakes Andrew who has made a bed on the couch: N: Why are you sleeping on the couch? A, just glares towards bedroom N: *smirks* I’ll talk to her….Sir, you HAVE to learn to share! Sir: Merrrp
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Matt: Hey Neil, could you give me a bit of dating advice? Neil: Just because I’m with Andrew doesn’t mean I have any idea how I did it.
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Neil would propose this to Andrew during their zombie apocalypse discussions!!
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After moving in together Neil notices Andrew rereads the same book a LOT, a mystery thriller that he never seems to get bored of. Neil secretly reads the book and starts discussing it, only to find out Andrew has no idea what he’s talking about.
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Andrew Minyard would say this to Bee
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You want me to have friends. The thing that killed Julius Caesar.
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Neil to others about Andrew: He’s a strong, masculine, deadly, threatening, grumpy bad-ass that you should never mess with, ever Neil to Andrew about Andrew: I love your tummy
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Andreil AU Andrew constantly denies his feelings for Neil both verbally and internally. Always shows in words and actions how much he hates Neil. Renee and even Kevin know he likes Neil but he refuses to admit it, even to himself, and works to ensure Neil believes the full
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Later Neil learns Andrew has been taking Neil’s clothes to his sessions with Bee and they’ve used the hour to talk and add Andrew’s phone number ‘if found, call: ’ 😏
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Andrew
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Before Aaron’s twin girls are a year old, he must go out of town for a 2 week work conference. The first night Katelyn is at her wits end bc only daddy can ever get them to sleep.
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Andrew sends this to Neil one night and Neil completely loses it🤣🤣
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real ghost caught on camera 🥺
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Neil, trying to figure out why Andrew is mad: N: Did I not put enough sugar in your coffee? A: N: Did I leave my shoes in the hall again? A: N: Did I scratch the Mas? A: No. The cats slept on you last night so I was cold all night long. N: How is that my fault?! A: It just is
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Neil buys Andrew bags of marshmallows for his hot chocolate but is always confused when Andrew’s mug usually doesn’t have any. Late one night he finds Andrew bundled in a blanket on the couch, mouth stuffed full of marshmallows. Mystery solved.
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2 years
Do you think Andrew has ever disapproved of Aaron’s career choice bc it means Aaron will have access to all kinds of prescription drugs?
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Anyone else getting the countdown notifications and ignoring them just as strongly as Neil?
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Matt: Is that a hickey? Andrew: No, it’s a mosquito bite Neil, walking in: Hey, gu- Matt: Hey, mosquito
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Neil surprises Andrew one Saturday by taking him on a 2 hour drive that ends at a book signing / discussion event with Andrew’s favorite author for the release of the newest book in the series. The author geeks out herself when she spots her favorite Exy duo in the seats.
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After tkm and their days become routine, Neil decides to do something about his fried hair. And being Neil, he doesn’t ask for help or advice. The shock he incites when he shows up to practice late, having shaved all his hair down to a tight buzz cut. A fresh start.
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Neil: Why didn’t you tell me I stole YOUR hoodie? Andrew: I liked seeing you wearing my clothes.
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AFTG twt: Name that fic
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I love being introduced to fandoms and seeing THE fic. Like you haven't read that? that's the fic everyone has read. we base our fanon off of it, it's the gateway fic in this fandom. Pretty much no one outside of the fandom has heard of it, but us? we all know and it's great.
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The existential crisis Andrew must experience the first time a fan tells him the only reason they like/watch/follow Exy is because of him. Him. The man who doesn’t want much to do with the sport at all is responsible for increasing its popularity.
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When Neil makes Exy gingerbread cookies for Andrew:
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me if i was a gingerbread
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Andreil, out for a drive in the evening air. After two hours of comfortable silence: Neil: I’m not wearing any underwear right now A: *car swerves and rights itself* N: Huh…Nicky was right. Andrew isn’t sure what’s going on but he is going to murder his cousin
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It’s hilarious that Andrew dumps so much sugar and cream in his coffee and yet Neil is the one drinking his as goth water
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Neil: *bursts into the house and slams door shut clearly panicked* Andrew: what did you do?? Neil: I think nobody died Andrew: what kind of answer is that?!!??
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Andrew stops in front of Neil, staring into his eyes, into his soul. A: You like my sweatshirt? N: Umm, yeah A: Good. It’s my boyfriend’s. And Neil smiled so brightly he lit up the whole room.
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Andrew moves to the little town where his friend Renee runs a cat cafe. While visiting, a hot redhead walks in, groans & face plants on the floor. Several cats run over and immediately walk all over his back, iliciting another groan.
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idea how to continue seeing him without the excuse of getting a tattoo. So he’s miserable for 3 weeks, missing Neil. Then Neil shows up at his apartment door. ‘I missed you.’ And that’s all Andrew needs to hear before he’s pulling him into his aprtm by the front of his shirt.
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Jean is conditioned to being paired w/someone. Never alone. AU he’s always following Jeremy around so Jer just assumes it means Jean has a crush on him. Imagine Jean’s surprise when Jeremy casually tells a friend they’ve been dating for three months. And Jean just goes with it.
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Andreil both fill a jar with scraps of papers with activities that they agreed to do with each other. Andrew’s are things like long drives, visit the aquarium, attend a book reading.
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3 years
Beginning today and over the next several days, the entire AFTG fandom will need support and comfort.
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5 months
What if we get Jeremy not knowing how to talk to such a moody Jean, so he latches on to the one thing they have in common - knowing Kevin Day. Kevin is all Jeremy will talk about. Jean is so sick (jealous) of hearing about Jeremy’s crush. Jeremy is just desperate to be with Jean.
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Let me just say, Andrew (living my best gay life) Minyard gets QUITE the show on so many nights before Neil (I don’t care how I dress) Josten finally reaches that point. 2/2
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Matt: Remember to engage your enemies. Neil: On it. Hey Andrew, will you marry me- Matt: -Not like that!!!
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The sheer emotional breakdown Andrew and Aaron experience the day Aaron’s 5 year old twin girls ask: What was it like growing up with Daddy?
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I hope in TSC we get a scene with Jeremy loving on his dog at his parents house while Jean cringes away bc he doesn’t like animals…only to have the dog ADORE Jean and cuddle with him every chance he gets and then Jeremy finds them both asleep together on the couch, all snuggly
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The day before the work is finished, Kevin asks Neil where his hoodie came from. It’s only then Neil realizes he’s been wearing their Andrew’s hoodie the whole time. He takes it off and leaves it where he found it. The next day the hoodie is folded neatly on their couch.
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Kidnapper: We have your mom Neil: She’s gone K: Your father? N: Dead and buried K: Boyfriend? N: You’d be dead K: Best friend?? N: OMG ANDREW THEY HAVE MATT HE’S GOING TO DIE!!
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Andrew: What comes after Neil? Neil: Umm…the mafia? A: *snorts* I mean, what would your next name have been? N: Oh! I dunno, Bernard? A: *disgusted* I could never date a BERNARD!
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Au where Aaron and Neil are adopted by Abby and David, Kevin and Andrew are adopted by Betsy. Then both families find out A&A are twins. And now the twins have the hots for each other’s brother.
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I love this!! Makes me think that Andrew wrote The Foxhole Court after retiring from Pro Exy - everyone believes it’s fiction, the Foxes know the truth, and Neil can’t believe Andrew (subtly) called him out as an unreliable narrator throughout the book. The audacity!
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commission for @/lulumifro on IG 🐈🐈🐈🐈‍⬛ andreil couch cuddles #andreil #aftg
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Andrew watches his nieces alone for the first time. Neil rushes home, knowing Andrew is nervous. Neil is not prepared: Andrew, face blank, one niece holding his fingers still while she paints the rainbow on his nails, the other niece putting a 7th butterfly hair clip on his head
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I’ve seen a lot of ideas about how Neil & Andrew handle A’s graduation, but what if: Neil rips the entire month of May out of the calendar. When asked, he says that month is being skipped. He stubbornly refuses to talk about it, about ‘after’. He refuses to discuss how they
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7 months
And over the course of a year, with some sessions being an hour but most of them being 10-15 minutes before his skin gets so tight he has to run out of the shop…Neil completes the tattoo. For Andrew. Andrew doesn’t want to stop seeing Neil, but the tattoo is done and he has no
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