my life changed the moment i was told that writers block isn’t the lack of inspiration on the author, but the book trying to tell you that this is not how it’s supposed to play out.
wattpad tip 101 : how to get more comments : write the book in 3rd person. you’ll get about 500 comments stating just how much they hate 3rd person. this is how you cheat the system kidS!!!!🤙🏽🤙🏽
who would’ve thought 4 yrs ago that this ugly ass trashy ass book ab murdererous children and (definitely NOT mafia men) would’ve hit 10m... ... ... tysm, from the bottom of my heart (a cold pit) ily & cherish (🤪 if u know u know) y’all forever ❤️all of you r ... ... KINGS 🥰
is there a watty award for being the only mafia writing author who doesn’t have her main male character calling the girl kitten, kitty, flower, i could go on but i’m gonna stop there. you get the point
wattpad tip 101; if the title of your book is longer than your opening paragraph &/or you’re lacking oxygen after reading it, maybe you should shorten it.
when readers admit to skipping chapters that you slaved your mf ass off on just to read the ending of the book :/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/:/
#justslapme
#thatswhatitfeelslike
liam elijah luciano, faith ann crawford, federico de santis, dominic james, vincenzo de santis, crixus josiah santiago, immanuel joel santamaria, carmen esperanza vega, michael davide luciano & rosalie ** s*****
i’ve always gotten C’s on my tests. In the last month I’ve gotten all A’s and B’s since being told I need to get my GPA up....so basically i haven’t been applying myself and i’m not as stupid as i think i’m just fuckin lazy. that’s great. lovely.
your book is mid plot, mid 20 side plots. nothing has been accomplished. a new character was just introduced. it’s chapter 10. there’s no “completed” ANYWHERE. somebody asks, “is this the end of the book?”
“I messed up. I hesitated.”
“Just like my innocence once did, I will die screaming for mercy.”
“In acceptance of that, I turn Charmaine on myself.”
“I never asked for this.”
All I ever wanted was to be free.
< federico de santis >
I JUST MET A MAN FROM SICILY ITALY-/the accent - he could tell me to kill myself and i would he was so hot he was 50 skdjjs they don’t make them here like they do there i cannot - i’m canceling the luciano series i can never do that accent justice im done dead it’s over i’m DEAD
i got a 66 on my bio test & the teacher told me “good job. you were in the top 3”... ... the fact that my whole class is failing made me feel sm better we really in this sinking boat together
just your friendly psa : i know we sometimes romanticize the mafia and make adorable stories out of it, but if a REAL mafia man comes into your life, y’all better HAUL ASS IN THE NAME OF THE LORDT
i got a 72 on my 3rd bio test & that may not be a grade i should be happy about, but i am bc this bitch got a 28 on the first one so can we say ...,, glo up?? ☺️
wattpad tip 2.0 : to maximize the amount of comments on your book, have your main characters kiss, have things escalate, then fade into black. you will then receive over 200+ comments from readers who really belong on porn hub screaming about how “they want smut¡¡¡
ur welcome
ghost was written in 2017. it is 2021. ghost will never. ever. ever come back; and i regret writing the stupid book every single day because of people that won’t let me forget it. you’ll learn about rico in the luciano series.
hi pls pray for my aunt she was diagnosed w/ liver cancer in may and they won’t do chemo bc of her enzymes & now they’re telling my mom (& her sisters) to start possibly preparing for hospice and she’s the sweetest thing w/ 2 lil grandkids that love her 🥺 it hurts
god i miss reading bc it helps me so much with writing like i learn new words and better ways to phrase sentences and actions and scenes and just everything . when i don’t read,,, my writing lacks. it’s too obvious it’s pathetic
me when i discovered another book on wattpad titled luciano as if MY luciano isn’t THEE luciano like there’s only 1 luciano yknow and by one i mean the one who’s middle name is elijah ya feel me
the worst comment has to be “cringe”. i didn’t ask. i don’t wanna know. i don’t fucking care. readers talking about “cliche lines” bitch you dropping your own with that comment
this guy in my class was on America’s Next Top Model & someone was like “omg did you make it far?” and he’s like “no, that’s why i’m here” and i’ve been dying all day 🤣🤣
when i write and get stuck, i tend to walk....and i walk about 6 laps around my house, plot the entire book out, and when i sit down : i forget everything
3 years ago today ya girl was like “damn luciano is a hot name. double damn, i wanna write a book” & 7.32M reads, 280K votes, 250K comments, & 15.5K followers later, here we are. if it wasn’t for you, we wouldn’t be here today - so THANK YOU 😭
i’m going to need a 5 pg, single spaced, apa formatted paper W/ sources explaining as to why ppl on wattpad feel the need to TELL the author that they won’t be reading their story anymore & why they hate it etc etc etc instead of just ... deleting the book from their library..?
can more men in books show emotion? like pls let them cry scream have a mental breakdown without reason let them mentally COMBUST but give them something more than a cold hard stare and a tragic backstory for their tears. cause bruh i just cry for no reason sometimes???
“oK bUt hOw cOmE tHe ChaRacTers nEver PEe”
does an author really have to go into detail about the mc squating over a fucking hole and taking a shit? no. move on karen.
*inhale* a character that i pretended died in 2018 just came back and is saving my mc from a literal (not so literal) demon but then they’re surrounded by an army of soldiers and escape seems unlikely bc there’s too many but he’s like “there’s nvr too many—“*exhales*
liam, dominic, & rico are men that would/would’ve cried when they saw their love walking down the aisle towards them at the wedding and that’s canon™️ goodnight
i’m so excited for potere i stg i cannot write it fast enough. the plot twists,, russian vs italian, the sQuaD™️ in the making,, the badass-ary , my no bs King Liam.,., my rising Qween ,. my cute little ninja YALL AINT READY 🤧
there’s 2 types of people in this world: the people too weak to read potere and the people too weak to read potere but still do bc they believe rico is alive 🤣
I'm just going to say it.
It's weird as hell and very demoralizing to go from writing a "big" Wattpad book where 15k+ people read each chapter in a day, to writing a new story, where only 200 people read a chapter in a week.
Popularity from one book rarely carries over.
ooof it’s february i completely missed the 4 yr mark of luciano so quick s/o to everyone who has read / is still reading the series ily ty for keeping me motivated and reminding me y i love doing this after each update 💕🍷 to the journey
keeping all of my fellow wattpad people in my prayers. cannot believe we’ll have to go through the whole after movie x wattpad x promotinal thing again but we did it once we can do it again. prayers up we got this ✌🏽
i’ve said it 1nce & i’ll say it again; i hate when people tell me they won’t be reading potere or will “wait” bc it’s too sad. it’s not always going to be rainbows & unicorns. there’s beauty in the struggle sis and if you can’t see that don’t come back when things r ok again ✌🏽
i don’t know what’s worse. the fact that i’m writing this emotional chapter and i’m NOT crying, or the fact that i’m writing this emotional chapter with a resting bitch face.
either way, y’all fucked 🤷🏽♀️
the guy who sits next to me is named Broderick and he goes by brodie and i almost spit out my drink when he introduced himselfskdjd of course that’s his name. of course.
when a certain website wants you to pay $5.99 for 1/mo or $59.99 for 1/yr to receive “premium status” yet is constantly down. always having issues. notifications are never sent out. app is always malfunctioning—oh, gosh, look at me running out of space oh no i wasn’t done yet—
i’ve had 2 silent readers message me HUGE paragraphs telling me how much they love my characters &a thanking me & apologizing for not always showing support and woW i’m emotional 🤧💞
so i’ve noticed that my best characters are not planned. rico was not planned. steven? not planned. he spawned when i needed comedic relief. i think i’m on to something here.