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@TheFourParty @nypost And all the private businesses have the right to refuse you service. Its not hard to understand.

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@assen_tiddie @Banjocatt I had to look twice to see that every single game is Jurassic Park. Like, why?

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@Josh35964214 @AsheinAmerica @TheCrashedDummy @MrBeast @jrawh Then why wouldn't he post the original invitation? Or him saying yes to it? Instead it was this drivel

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@TheLoreHunter Why did Noone listen to the opening cutscene? "Deathbed Companion" is a big red flag. But hugs are also nice....hmm..... (Debuff applied) Damnit.

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@kellymarie_92 @astralfvck That would definitely be my favorite cashier

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@erinbrasher @fayemikah Whats even funnier is that someone else posted a pic of him from his profile, and he has NO jawline. Guess hes a woman then by his logic?

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@waterbringer @ElectroKyurem @porn_horse Same! My favorite place to eat is a Chinese restaurant a few minutes away, and they also have been the most proactive with covid precautions. Love em!

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@FujitaMp3 I realize now I treated that scene in the middle so casually, like it was no big deal, just another day in a Yakuza game

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@ISimp4NerdyBoys @merestromb The person who posted the original was very clear with what they wanted, cartoon wank material.

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@BousfHearts I hate this argument. Dark souls' difficulty is designed to be dynamic. You have options, they're just all in-game. Magic, summons, grinding, massive varieties of weapons and damage types. Ppl are definitely pretentious a-holes bout Souls games, but why does the dev get slammed?

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@vgw_idun @JoshyBeSloshy It's paint on plastic, on the outside of the plate........ I think common sense should be able to let google sit this one out......

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@doefaced Yea it's nice having not only stability, but also having someone who loves and respects you along for the boring, blissful ride.

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@silvaweeey @merestromb 99% of porn is taken on an iPhone camera anyway, so unless all theyre watching is hentai......nvm, that actually makes sense.

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@StephenKing Fucking Christ, major businesses have been trying to kill USPS for years, the 2006 Postal Accountability and Enhancement Act is costing the Postal Service billions every year, and now this. There goes a federally controlled service that made sure everyone is able to get mail.

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@FujitaMp3 Same with KH3 food. I dream of this friggen tart, they're like my favorite dessert of all time

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@CVBrady @RebornSpade @mandalore1228 @saviorelon @Maybesure23 You just keep digging yourself further. Now you're imagining someone being turned on by rape.......

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@Nightbuyer @soogz1 👆(fast cummer)

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@jorsephcorn @CatgirlAnarcho Exactly lol. That was my response. Like the hard parts over, they know with certainty they like each other.

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@RobertRFaulk @bluesfan1972 @nomadgamerPc @MtnEsther @malcolmkenyatta His house/houses are labeled as a Parsonage so no, he doesnt pay taxes on those. Idk bout the rest, but im also not gonna look it up for you. He and every other televangelist are awful people who are certainly going to Hell if there is a place. Period.

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@minnie24548605 @DamoskFGC I think I did pretty much the same thing. Cept I was like "Good for you, weird rolling goat. You deserve to live for that."

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@Aelfvaldr @Cum_Johnson @XeroAnnihilate @EuphoriTori I'll let wife know we're prolly gonna get divorced next time she is pegging me. 😒

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@slowboattohades @seanatha_n But it's okay for buddies. Balls touching is like high fives for genitals.

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@pacer_bs @kofib00b @ShadowxTwilight @ShitpostGate Idk, Kraken Zoidberg is up there....

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@bullognia @IGN Or lay you off so they pocket the money in bonuses, and report larger numbers to shareholders.

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@apurv_anand @InternetH0F Some racist kid in school once asked me, "Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Cuz all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in America." At the time I had to pretend like I hated it but ngl it was kinda funny (I'm Mexican, case that needed clarifying)

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@GamesOfDAYNE815 @That_Marshadow @PicturesFoIder The way I devour it is like abstract art...

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@lulosama5 @insultsrare Damn yours had a climax and a cliffhanger and everything 🤣🤣🤣

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@UnderTheThunde2 Yeah I haven't gotten that far. I'm still grappling with the thought of who I am. Right now I'm just a bi man

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@notbvtt @kirawontmiss This. This right here. All the people shocked that they can't microwave styrofoam is worrying lol

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@Addyolo_ @KumaRadio2 @twomad For me personally definitely not overhyped. They took everything great from DS, BB, and Sekiro and then put it all in a BotW type open world. Kind of a FromSoft fans wet dream. Well, my wet dream. Plus, I mean, maidens.

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@mrsjenc1 @Eden_Eats @KathyBurke Right? I'm 29 and my two boys are driving me nuts these days. But I still thought this was funny.

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@StadlerPhil @bananadoggo3 @AktomicGaming @Lionberger18 @s8n Damn, unfortunately THAT is also relatable to my life...

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@Ccerberus2 @YongYea Your tweet makes no sense. Aside from all the performance issues and bugs, the open world design of this game is staggering. GTA doesnt even come close.

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@d1Igrok94 @ViseraR @kitty_bit_games All the people NOT liking your tweets disagree, I think

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@ffweeklypod But in all seriousness, it's Oerba Yun Fang. She has the sexy Australian accent, eyes you could drown in, and that cute mole.

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@BLloydReese @ppbuffer @DiddatDonedat @EverythingOOC First off, that was word salad. 2nd, Pride isn't just about sexual orientation

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@UnderTheThunde2 Yep. I can confirm. Women are hot. Wish I was one....

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@SAFT_Morlol @TimSweeneyEpic It actually makes sense. They dont want to continue doing business with Epic until all of these matters are put to rest. Not to mention that regardless Epic broke their Terms of Service so either way they have the right to block them from accessing their platform.

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@lemmedrivdab0at @botman1230 @reeesesinpieces @ViolentVickie @Rob_sxchz For real. My wife a lot of the time wouldnt be able to start on certain projects till we put the kids to bed at 9PM. Then she would literally spend that entire time working until her limit at 2AM. And she works her ass off

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@BLloydReese @ppbuffer @DiddatDonedat @EverythingOOC @againstgrmrs Because LGBTQ+ people are being persecuted and stripped of rights, being denied by entire groups of people, and being slandered by claiming all this "grooming" bullshit. So no, don't think doing whatever the fuck you think "it" is in privacy is gonna cut it.

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@killer_sandvich @playGhostwire For getting more than before too lol

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@g00selive @EdgyMcMCR2 @Ryan_Harkness @goretexsocks @Papapishu @randy_miller

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@icecreamwombat1 @notnickip @SonOfCarlBarker @Elisociety @hspncatthedisco @1anjohn There was a man whose biscuit was hard. He threw it at the cashier, a manager, and put her in tears. Over a fucking breakfast sandwich. People are assholes.

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@ScottJund @thefallenloser That's a bad argument. The word bad is primarily used derogatorily, while calling it glass cannon actually makes sense. "I die easy, but I kill quickly."

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@ladyonchain @PopCrave Because EVERYONE is. That's all I got lol

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@iamdopeaxf @albert12798 I believe you..... that you invented someone to use as a plot device for this anecdote...

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@ffweeklypod Cuchulainn. Hands down.

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@hank_johnon @hellogines @JoeyCaruso3 @ElijahSchaffer Seems to me you're saying Noone should be doing this job. I agree.

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@yaboyipso @notnickok @flowhannesburg @Dreamboum Idk in what world you think 3 million copies sold is a "flop" like regardless of whether you like the game, or what platforms it released on, 3 million isn't fucking peanuts here...

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@Luna__M__Moon @HussarKapitan @RealGregorad "Bad Taste Bisexual"

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@jmjanks @jordanklepper Ikr? Normally he is really good as keeping his composure, that's why he's so good to be the one to go to Trump rallies. Well that and he's a guy and his character is very sarcastic and condescending. This was THE best one he's ever done.

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@LosersOnDrugs @PicturesFoIder Race behind the dumpster for some boyish night poundings? No? Oh....... 🥲

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@baybekimchi I kind of need it now. Your cute chubby pussy and pubic hairs are so adorable I need to bite it lol

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@McDonalds Mmm, yes a processed "rib" sandwich that you act like is the most sought after food in the world, charging an insane amount of money. It boggles my mind that you guys still peddle this sandwich like this.

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@DialgaMarine @YongYea Omg, theyre also comparing a 2 months old video to one that released 16 hours before. They no brain thinky good?

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@kaetoromik @n95masc Yea I wouldn't have known if you'd not mentioned it lol. Your family looks lovely!

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@Mukzer0 @DxBruyneSZN @elonmusk You're right, it's a restriction. And for the majority of users it's a restriction that makes the app near unusable

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@WillTheBoxer @NoCapFights A few times

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@Adweek @sarahcpr Uhh, because shes awesome. She, it seems, has the best words.

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@SternlyRoss @JTramiers @nedroid It really is, but now I really wanna try marshmallow coke damnit!

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@fortniteninjaa @ExquisiteRebelN Wait, what? But what would he have done if one of them HAD died? Refuse to take the survivor home? Finish the job?

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@SandierBigfoot @YongYea Thats a weird thing to he upset about. He's human, he makes mistakes.

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@BioticNova Idk, have you met the slow-moving magical zombies that don't stagger when hit and show up in droves to lunge at you and eat your flesh, taking a huge chunk of both HP and FP? Those things are the bane of my existence right now lol, and they're not even that hard to kill.

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@d1Igrok94 @PeriodicPanther @kitty_bit_games Ever stop to think that the hundreds if not thousands of people blowing up your tweets might not be wrong? And its you thats wrong? Nah......couldnt be...... 😒

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@ChvpoSZN @NoCapFights To be a cop? Interesting theory

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@GuardianNoodle @PrincessLohse @ExtroCat @gwencystic Both for me.

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@TheRightCant Why is noone mentioning that the meme had the Soviet hammer and sickle, and she said China? I mean i know the whole thing is nuts, but shes not just nuts but wrong about the thing shes nuts for.

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@Just_LAW9 @BAKKOOONN You mean this?

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@Willow0Wisp @jhoiras Cracks is muh favorite snacks!

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@3RangeThoughts @brinascloud @yesitskayy No they are, they just feel ashamed for it. And slightly salty that they're broke

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@japhers I haven't stared at this box in a long time, and it's displayed right on the top shelf of my desk. Still breathtaking.

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@GwenShmoople I like to keep it in simple terms. "Been better" is about the limit of dumping my shit on someone lol

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@HeadzSports @HumansNoContext He was humiliating her in front of thousands of people. HES the one who showed his colors.....

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@EycyL8_RapMusic @ask_aubry Every day I think this thought when opening Twitter. And every day reality dips it's balls in my mouth......

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@jasonschreier Idk, every PS4 controller ive ever had started drifting within a year, until i bought my kids their own controller and told them they werent allowed to use mine. My current ps4 controller just hit the 1 year mark a few weeks ago. Meanwhile they have 3 controllers, all drift.

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@TateWhiteRabbit @NoCapFights Why do you assume people just have the option of moving somewhere else?

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@DevaaJain @LindaSuhler @realDonaldTrump @LouDobbs He's not being held responsible for the virus itself. He is being held responsible for down-playing the virus for 2 months before, and actually after it came to the US. He said it was a hoax cooked up by the Democrats, then it came and he said it would just disappear around April

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@skabuterimon @RedRook1 @pattinsonphotos Lol right? It's that trope where multiple women fawn over a man and the man is so oblivious he has no idea. Marle was right about him, big sword no brains.

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@danadearmond @s8n @Feetfinder @Ad94063513 Think they were short rent. That's why guy was working extra hours.....

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@adrian_the_pro @McDonalds Its not just about the price, which is still insane regardless. Its about charging that much for a crappy TV Dinner style patty.

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@PAStatePolice For real, I thought this emergency alert was gonna be like, "Trump pisses of aliens and starts War of the Worlds. False Alarm- turns out COVID affects them too" xD

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@VisualFidelity @Ramses3099 Omg, the option is the game itself though. You're being told upfront what type of game it is and getting angry that it doesn't give you the option to change the fundamental mechanics of that game... Like wut?

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@not_nateB @arcanetia @ShmoopleOW Right, so she identifies as being female now, and wishes to be called that. So you point out specifically that she isnt, well its good to know you're consistent in your misogyny.

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@theashleyray This gave me so much anxiety lol. Like how did she not immediately think, "Maybe I just put em in my lap? Yeah that sounds better than trying to hold hands with a literal infant as we fly down this slide...."

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@ohJuliatweets We got a new kitty like 6 months ago. An old lady found her mom and the litter of cats in the woods, malnutritioned. She's the runt of the litter and always wants attention from us and I love her so much hfffksngnsnsm

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@yaboyipso @notnickok @flowhannesburg @Dreamboum "Wear earplugs while u cry"

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@KLICKSSSS @filmfac @HouseGOP Omfg, thats pretty much exactly what MSNBC said. What you found just blows smoke up her ass and has some adjectives that other people said about her. The fact that you read it and didnt realize thats exactly what it says is baffling.

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@yaboyipso @notnickok @flowhannesburg @Dreamboum Honestly this is all I hear....

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@MtnEsther @malcolmkenyatta Dude, he owns multiple private jets. Coulda sold one to pay some people. I am not a religious person, but Osteen and all other televangelists have perverted organized religion into a pyramid scheme.

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@milehighpatiots @anoncatanoncat Its not enough to see him get in a womans face, and then when another woman hits her, for him to join in and start punching her like a psycho?

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@Sirrcurity @Bornakang Yea but if you assume it's fake from the start then it can just be entertaining. That's how I view them all anyway lol

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@TwisBeats @PicturesFoIder that's part of the stealth of it. If the guy you're sneaking up on spots you, you can still shoot em while they laugh hysterically....

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@LearningYouGood @s8n I friggen LOVE Eddie Izzard's stand up on this subject "I told them, 'drink this wine, it is my blood.'" "What?! That's vampirism! Bloody pagan rituals..." something something I forget the rest, but it's good I swear

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@ShamirahZ @NeilochGaming @woops Tha amount of content is staggering. I don't like sounding pretentious like this, but you have no idea what you're talking about.

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Cheers, @YongYea ! (Oh, i got the glass. Thats what the cheers was.)

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@TyrTheDeer @nowthisnews @TaroAndNabi I think its just an F-U to the people watching. He doesnt want to show any emotion on camera and give anyone the satisfaction. Instead he just sat there looking like a sociopath.

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@evofightwyd I hate it, it may be the weird purple light and awful-looking case, but most of all it's because you owned it. (Now give it to me!)

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@Pooparoundtown @RockstarGames What sucks is that the actual mobile version is decent. It has issues, but they somehow gave it even more issues with this remaster.

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@Irunnia_ @InternetH0F No, they don't. This person was obviously making fun of them, considering them being chubby has nothing to do with anything

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@jnlgame @Alyc0re For a shit repaint of the same game they released last year. ON TOP of all the nickel and diming they do with their lootboxes, that reset every year so they can charge you again for the same players.

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