Noo babe, U rly are an artist, it was such a good idea going to the van gogh live experience. Nooo babe, it totally makes sense to pay $99 to sit in a chair & watch some gifs of a starry night, this is exactly what he would've wanted. omg don't cry babe lemme buy you 20$ socks
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@p8stie
A diet high in fermented fish and living in the artic circle means that your body is deprived of vitamin D but bombarded with omega-3's and omega-6's for a majority of ur life. This lipid imbalances causes a lot of minor autisms that help them transcend explicit communication.
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These 2 queens.... just having a good time doing some old school hating, standing up against low tier influencers w oily skin and wet lips making public spaces their private lil photoshoot studio for 270 likes.... i would donate to these 2
@TEOTFW
WHERE ๐๐ป IS ๐๐ป SEASON ๐๐ป TWO ๐๐ป THIS ๐๐ป SHOW ๐๐ป IS ๐๐ป BEAUTIFUL ๐๐ป IVE ๐๐ป NEVER ๐๐ป CRIED ๐๐ป BECAUSE ๐๐ป OF ๐๐ป A ๐๐ป SHOW ๐๐ป BEFORE
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actually loving ur body is the hardest task ever especially when youre bombarded with pictures of ur ideal on social media and its reinforced by your brain onto you 24x7
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I want post 2003 gen zโs to walk barefoot on glass because what the fuck is this, boys written by LDR are literally middle aged men and heroin addicts not softboy teens
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LANA DEL REY in LONDON she is a very lackluster performer ngl but the energy was very good. Excellent event. The f**g*ts at the event dressed well, to the point that at least 80% of LDR concert go-ers were very pretty (20% is just average UK ugliness)
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THINGS THAT GIVE ME THE ICK: A THREAD ๐งต
1. Dating ugly people
2. Balding hair
3. The word โquirkyโ
4. Being chill as a personality trait
5. Drinking as a personality trait
6. Romanticised smoking of cigarettes
7. Briggs-Meyers personality tests
8. Oily hair
9. Girlbosses
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Ive been called a racist, a homophobe, a xenophobe, classist, elitist, a misogynist, a woman-basher, an apologist, a bigot
But ive never been called fat
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The twunkification of titcoinmogul. The de-anorexification of titcoinmogul. The caloric bountification of titcoinmogul. The BMI ascension of titcoinmogul. The muscular hypertrophy of titcoinmogul. The
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For all of 2023 I've been tracking how many times I cum in a day, with frequencies and times noted. I am very excited to report on these numbers and create a model to predict how much I will cum in 2024. I'll be releasing (on request) this data, available as a .csv + my .R script
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I drank 1.35 litres of orange juice before sleep and today I woke up
1. Not feeling cold
2. Energetic
3. Glowing
4. Equipped with a generally positive outlookn towards life
Thank you Dr. Ray Peat <3
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Lmao i smell so good rn, by far the sexiest most fragranced bitch in the office. These colleagues of mine, all cunty women in their 40-50s, you'd expect them to turn the show up re: perfumery. And yet they're being bested by a 22y/o gayboy in their own game. Outโ slayed them.
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WE AS A SOCIETY HAVE LOST OUR POETICISM, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "IRON SUPPLEMENT"? WHAT HAPPENED TO BITING YOUR LOVER'S PALM AND SULTRILY TRACING YOUR TONGUE OVER THIS, THEIR FRESH WOUND, AND LAPPING UP THEIR BLOOD?
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Someone copied my twitter bio for their tinder & Id like to know who I'm not even mad I'm just flattered whoever it is come DM me (I will indoctrinate you gently)
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