do you see that orange ribbon loop on her back? that's her leash. whenever she's ready to run forward to do something stupid like shove garbage in her mouth, march and dan heng have to grab it and hold her back like a rabid dog
// genshin spoilers
you can share the traveller's name with him??? HELP that's so cute 😭 funny as hell too—"not a bad choice" HE SOUNDS AS IF HE LIKES IT TOO?? take on Lumine's last name, baby girl, I guess it's all lumine viatrix impact from here on out
wanderer going from sighing, “What a childish game 🙄” to scoffing, “All smiles after winning a game like this? Ha, so easy to satisfy 😒” if traveller loses,,,
BUT THEN. if he wins, it’s all smug smile: “Seems like that was your best... what a pity.”
what a sore loser…
// finished up the archon quest today and i have a lot of thoughts on traveller's attitude toward lyney & lynette during the trial, ft. the harbingers. it needs to go somewhere, so ignore liberally,,, but man, oh man, the super overt injection of cruelty into traveller,,,
hoyofair had so many lumine-centric PVs, and this one is one of my favourites,,,
the art style, the message it’s so poignant and bittersweet, even the title,,,
“Hello,” “Thank You,” and the Final “Goodbye”
tearing up
#scaralumi
🔞 ; seven minutes in heaven, modern college au.
From across the room, Scaramouche *stares*. Eyes dark as crushed violet petals, and Lumine doesn’t know how to take it. Nor does she know why he’s here. He never comes to parties. Everyone knew of his reclusive nature;
// scaralumi 🔞 ; delimitation
contains: dry-humping in a confined space
“Wanderer,” Lumine chides gently. “Stop moving.”
“You—” Wanderer hisses, a puff of cool air below her earlobe. “—how are you so calm?”
Lumine tilts her chin up, away from the top of Wanderer’s head,
STAR RAIL MC IS SO UNHINGED 😭 out here begging dan heng for a picture of him so that she can sell it to (i.e., scam) cold dragon young fans for money,,,
"please act normal" dan heng says because he already knows she's deranged and anything that comes out of her mouth is sus
// scaralumi
i think it’d be so funny if scara was a streamer, the toxic gamer type. then one day a really pretty blonde walks into his room during one of his shit-talking sessions, asking where the hair dryer is—and then you find out:
he’s married. and that’s his wife.
it’s giving straight A student who doesn’t even try but gets perfect on all the tests, flaunts all of the school rules but never gets in trouble or gets caught, and manages pisses off all the teachers
it’s like. the fact that lumine is normally a cheerful foodie type, kindhearted enough to help strangers on banal quests—but turns around to be incredibly cruel to the people that want to get close to her,,,, it’s the trust issues it’s the abandonment issues, i love her so much
// 🔞 scaralumi
lumine completely breaking scara during sex by telling him "I'm glad you're here with me, I'm glad you exist" — he accidentally cries without realizing and gets angry and tries to fuck her harder to hide it but it's too late, she's found his weakness
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star rail mc is the friend that knocks on your door at 3am in the morning, expressionless as they march inside your house, heads straight for the kitchen to eat an entire bag of chips while rifling through the garbage can. and then leaves, offering no explanation.
lumine’s flowers in her braided hair, band around her thighs… wanderer and his little feather dangling from his shoulders…
that choker on both of them tho?!?
she’s giving hot girl summer, and he’s giving “reluctantly dragged to the beach but secretly excited”
the way lumine smiles with her entire face, beaming, compared to aether’s little one… big brother v big sister vibes…… do you think aether always gave in when lumine smiled at him like this……
#scaralumi
nsfw 🔞 slight dubcon, ft. sexbot scara being just a little mean to lumine.
His mistress, Lumine. So innocent, so foolishly naive, that he could laugh himself stupid about it for an entire day and it would still not be enough. The woman who’d decided that
// scaralumi 🔞 suggestive
"You embarassed me today," Lumine intones as she shuts the door behind her.
Scaramouche shrugs, a lazy smile as he takes an apple from the fruit bowl, slamming his feet on the table as he reclines on the couch. And he hadn't even taken off his boots,
// genshin leaks
there’s gotta be a lumine simp on the dev team, i’m convinced, like that graceful twirl? the elegance?? she’s just showing off at this point
also aether flailing around like he got shot out of a cannon i’m crying he’s so goofy it’s cute 😭 are you okay bro
// scaralumi ; genshin 3.3 archon quest spoilers
every single dialogue i can find of lumine sniping scara, just because i can, so i will. take note of her expressions: she has teeth, everyone, and she's not afraid to bite(`ー´)
#scaralumi
; a thought:
it's a dream. it has to be. because in no reality would the traveller be in his lap, clinging onto him, /willingly/.
but no. he looks down, and it's her, same gold eyes and gold hair, golden hero of teyvat nestled in his arms, her head on his shoulder,
// genshin spoilers
if you name him "dottore"/"childe"/other harbingers: immediate no. i refuse. never ever speak of this option to me again.
(he also rejects other canon names like nahida, paimon (LOL??), mona, with a "that won't work")
// scaralumi
HE'S EMBARRASSED AT HER SHOWING CARE FOR HIM AND ASKING IF HE WANTS COFFEE, I'M GOING INSANE HRGHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SO RETICENT ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU LITTLE MENACE
// scaralumi 🔞
woke up thinking of lumine having casual sex with everyone in teyvat because of her "everything is fleeting and unlasting" + "what is the flesh except an extension of the mind" attitude while scara is seething in the background, almost about to tear his hair out
people are saying they got embarassed when Xiao scolded traveler HAHA I got ecstatic because he's the one probably actually embarassed 😭 rushing there even though no one mentioned your names/titles... and then being told they're looking for an adeptus that isn't you
#scaralumi
🔞 ; dubcon, sex pollen, etc. etc. (you know how it goes, right?)
a preview snippet from the next chapter of papercut wings that i couldn't stop myself from sharing,,, really wish someone could write the rest for me already...
// scaralumi
scara: I'm trying to figure out a way to get rid of you so I can go commit atrocities. ...Wait, did you think I was being serious?
then lumine gets mad at him for the rest of the day, so he keeps tugging on her arm trying to get her forgiveness without saying sorry
found him bleeding,,, don't ask how i got onto this topic but i really do wonder what his internal structures are then—what kind of weird ass circuitry would you need to produce blood?? does he have capillaries??? blood is RBCs + plasma and is produced, so does he make blood???
#furilumi
; elusion
In truth, when Furina challenged the Traveller to a duel, she’d expected: hesitance, fear, pleadings of “spare me, oh almighty Archon!”
But the Traveller does nothing except summon her sword, annoyance marring her face. “...Bring it on,” Lumine says grimly.
#scaralumi
vampire au part ii ; 🔞, blood, wounds, etc.
"Don't move, woman!"
"I'm trying!"
Lumine is settled on his lap, legs trapping his waist, and to his frustration, shifting with every inch his mouth moves closer to skin. The mattress dips, sinking under their weight.
#scaralumi
🔞; cw: maid & master / breath play / degradation
— bestow upon me a sixty-minute mirage —
The library in their mansion was supposed to be holy and untouched, everyone knew. The books left to rot, a last memorial to a dead aunt, and here he was, defiling it.
// genshin spoilers
not dainsleif being that emotionally constipated 😭 sees abyss sibling cry and just goes: oh. uh, hm, okay. 🫥 you rest here. i’m just gonna… go. that forest really needs me right now.
and then he wonders why he got dumped and divorced
STOP THIS NEW EVENT wanderer literally like “i’m not fucking chatting with you!!” and when lumine makes a face, immediately goes “FINE talk and i’ll listen or whatever”
ohhhhh i want to wring his neck but also lumine babygirl what kind of face did you make to get him so obedient
#scaralumi
; counting affections
He watches her a lot, she realizes. Whether Lumine’s fighting, eating, or sleeping, Wanderer always keeps her in the corner of his eyes. Even when he leans in for a kiss—and she obliges easily, already used to his spontaneity—he never looks away.
@timely_pallyn
it’s just that they’re touting the whole “we love celebrating female chars” but they sideline lumine for pretty much all of official marketing and even in-game content—they always feature aether. just feels hypocritical
also i don’t wanna be a hater but the male mc looks so npc 😭 compared to aether who has so much unique in his design, he looks like every isekai male protagonist put into a blender, stirred well,,, maybe he’ll grow on me, time will tell
#scaralumi
: the things between us, a relationship in small parts
1. hideous
how he sees himself in her eyes, the yellow too bright for the likes of him, a doll made of broken mirrors. a god struck down by a hero, here they stand, eye-to-eye, equal in all things. hello, she says.
seeing aether always cross-legged manspreading while lumine always sits so proper ladylike is so funny?!
is it an ingrained habit from manners class as a prince/princess or something 😭
// scaralumi 🔞
scaramouche and lumine in an academy rivalry, competing for first place.
but then he accidentally saw her naked while once she was changing,,, went home and palmed at his pants, then decided screw it, and jerked himself off to the memory.
it becomes a pattern,
FURINA IS SO FUCKING GOOFY HELPPPPPP “i believe she’s trying to give you a most elegant and impressive first impression” WHAT A LOSER?!? striking a pose for so long because she wants to show off to lumine i’ wheezing,,,
she’s definition of girlfail i’m so convinced
#scaralumi
; a supernatural idea:
Lumine is sleeping. He watches, afraid to breath.
Lumine doesn't know, and he doesn't ever intend for her to know. The Balladeer, that most dreaded vampire around these parts, infamous for toying with his food before
// scaralumi
scaramouche being purposely obnoxious to provoke a reaction out of lumine when she stares at him so indifferently, and the only time lumine does actually get mad is when he plucks the flowers out of her hair, a helpless cry of "give it back!" that leaves him stunned
can someone draw lumine with muscles it doesn't have to be obvious please I just want to see her with a sinewy body like the defined contour of her flexed biceps while she's fighting or something I'm on my knees here GOD
// scaralumi
it's fucking hilarious because the man is literally out here cockblocking himself, no need for external conflicts keeping them apart—he's already doing it himself, free of charge
// scaralumi 🔞
I just had the funniest idea of scara having a wet dream of lumine,,, next morning lumine asks if he's okay because he looks tired and he just blows up: "this is all YOUR fault, you stupid woman!!!" *cue a barrage of swear words*
lumine: ??? (is it pms???)
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i’m actually screaming this is all i ever wanted
—that which blooms beyond the spyglass—
☂️
#scaralumi
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💫 a glimpse into what life looks like after the world forgets. or: how to tell when your traveller and wanderer are in love.
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lumine is a salarywoman,,, she doesn’t know much about his job, just that he does stuff online and works from home. also he packs her cute bentos everyday 😍 like he does in every modern au where they’re married, i won’t let this go, i will repeat it every time!
hsr mc just being a goofy little guy: a thread, because why do they like garbage cans so much... i like the fact that they try to resist the urge at first before just going at it like a raccoon
#scaralumi
; what is left unheld (or: a morning with you)
The warmth of dawn caresses his cheek like a blooming spider lily, petals come undone in its bloom, waking the wanderer at first light. He relearns life slowly, sluggish consciousness and twitching muscles,
#scaralumi
🔞 ; papercut wings, chapter 3
4k of pr0n and whatever else my brain could come up with. happy birthday, babygirl 🥳 finally escaped the bitchless accusations
// scaralumi
oh my god he's actually such a fucking loser,,, man is literally satisfied with just her sitting down next to him and breathing... he's so down bad I can't
#scaralumi
fic ; hurt/comfort (kinda)
lumine is pushing herself too hard, and wanderer has had enough. what follows then, is a secret between them.
(ft. banter + lumine and wanderer being Soft and Hurting + a forehead kiss ; hurt/comfort)
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his streamer friends always dunk on him for his shitty attitude, that no sane human being could ever want to subject themselves to being around him for long… but then they find out, and it’s. jaw drop moment.
(he’s a private person! and he wants to keep his wife a secret!)
enough of lumine taking on the emotional labour in a relationship, i want to see her burden others instead,,, normalize lumine trauma dumping on everyone☺️ you wanna ask her to do a fetch quest? only if you listen to her talk morosely about the death of everyone she’s ever loved
// scaralumi
I feel like everyone agrees that wanderer would definitely sneak into lumine's bed, acts like he's blessing her with his presence even though he's the one seeking her out. meanwhile lumine just sighs and scooches over, already used to it,,, clingy little bastard
he also looks like he’s 20 at most, and then you find out, no, he’s been married for like more than 5 years now. also when his wife asked for the dryer, his voice IMMEDIATELY changed. still scoffing “you don’t have eyes” but softer, dropped everything in the moment to help her
#scaralumi
🔞 fic
it's friends with benefits and casual flings and an accidental bond, but always a lack of heart — i.e., how should you feel toward the hero who's given you her name and her soul, but not her heart?