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Tim Murphy

@timothypmurphy

8 months

My cover story for the magazine on the age of American Oligarchy—like a new Gilded Age, but dumber:

The rise of the American oligarchy

What targeting Russia’s wayward billionaires revealed about our own.

www.motherjones.com

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

I just want to note here that it's literally the opposite of what they do in sports

The Washington Post

@washingtonpost

6 years

Kellyanne Conway on Acosta video: "That’s not altered. That’s sped up. They do it all the time in sports."

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

"the Supreme Court will shoot this down" is true and fine, but "nearly 40 percent of state attorneys general signed on to this" perhaps raises some more existential questions

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5 years

I didn't do it, I'm innocent, all the witnesses should die

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4 years

Some stuff was dangerous, some stuff was petty or cruel, but I'm hung up on Trump saying that insulin is "so cheap, it's like water."

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5 years

I don't understand why, if Trump was responsible for making the stock market good, he has now decided to make it bad

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5 years

wow we used to say christmas in this country

Scott Wong

@scottwongDC

5 years

NEWS: Rep. DUNCAN HUNTER (R-CA) says he will resign “after the holidays”

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

Tom Cotton blocked an Obama nominee until she died, it's weird that all these senators suddenly don't think one of them can make a difference

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Tim Murphy

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2 months

every senator's comments on biden are like the thing someone in the mob says when they want to do a crime but they're not sure if the feds are listening in

Kristen Eskow

@KristenEskow

2 months

Sen. Tim Kaine to @JoeKhalilTV : "I have complete confidence that Joe Biden will do the patriotic thing for the country. And he's going to make that decision. He's never disappointed me.“

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

extremely wild that Republicans have won the popular vote exactly once in AOC's lifetime

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

I've been in Robert Mueller's position before and let me tell you, he has not written shit

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Tim Murphy

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2 years

buddy we can't even get him to play Gio

Nancy Armour

@nrarmour

2 years

Iranian journalist just asked Berhalter why he hasn't asked US gov't to remove a Naval ship from around Iran. That's where we are today.

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Tim Murphy

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2 years

needed to pick up one seat and not lose any, and they went with Dr. Oz, Blake Masters, Herschel Walker, and Don Bolduc. Man, I don't know.

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

the thing about not turning your places of worship into, basically, airports, is that having open doors is a community value and giving that up means giving up something really profound

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Tim Murphy

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2 years

everyone's suddenly acting like "MAL" is an acronym we agreed to use.

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

Tom Cotton held up an Obama appointee until she died to spite the president.

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

members of both parties now calling for Stephen Miller's resignation -->

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Tim Murphy

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1 month

Walz retired at retirement age, but more specifically...he retired to run for Congress on a platform of ending the war, ran ads about the devastation the war had caused, and then voted to bring everyone home within 90 days. (That was, of course, unsuccessful.)

Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱

@AdamKinzinger

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Ok. JD served honorably, but he wasn’t kicking down doors. He was in public affairs. Which again, is fine and honorable. Tim, after he was eligible for retirement, retired. People do that. If it was a real problem he would have been “stop lossed” and prevented from

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

Weston McKennie with a "Justice for George" armband

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

going from "stop the recount" to "stop the count" in twenty years I think does pretty neatly encapsulate both the starting point and endpoint of the modern GOP

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

Devin Nunes' complaint is a more devastating takedown of Devin Nunes than anything anyone has ever tweeted

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Tim Murphy

@timothypmurphy

6 years

every senator is saying this and, just to be clear, it actually means you don't believe Dr. Ford

Matt Viser

@mviser

6 years

"I believe Dr. Ford," says Senator Joe Manchin (D-WV). "Something happened to Dr. Ford. I don't believe that the facts show it was Brett Kavanaugh."

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

it'd be weird if, for instance, Meet the Press commemorated the anniversary of the JFK assassination by interviewing someone who thinks JFK is still alive, but that's basically what they do with climate science

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

This. Guy. Worked. For. DHS.

Nolan Hicks

@ndhapple

6 years

"Smith responded to a group dinner invitation whose host said his home would be “judenfrei,” a German word used by the Nazis ... to describe territory that had been “cleansed” of Jews" Smith replied: “They don’t call it Freitag for nothing.”

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

the entire presidency just feels like that famous Nick Young .gif

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

just want to add, also, that you should consider washing your hands when there's not a global virus panic also

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Tim Murphy

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4 months

snl team shaking their heads, apologizing to no one in particular, sitting down to write weekend update bit where colin and michael interview the rfk worm (bowen yang)

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

love this headline construction. like a car bomb went off or something.

Yahoo Entertainment

@YahooEnt

4 years

Aaron Rodgers is dating actress Shailene Woodley: Here’s what we know

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

john bolton dropping bombs on people from afar, truly living out his dreams in retirement

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

I don't think you can profile the guy running 100 miles in his living room without interviewing the downstairs neighbors

Run 100 Miles, 100 Times, in 100 Weeks. Now in a Brooklyn Apartment. (Published 2020)

With ultramarathons across the country canceled, Michael Ortiz has continued his quest to run 100 100-mile races in 100 consecutive weeks — on a treadmill.

www.nytimes.com

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

imagine being prosecuted by some freak who signed onto this lawsuit. just a total mockery of an entire system of government.

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Tim Murphy

@timothypmurphy

5 years

some people have never taken a bus to work and it shows

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

I have been watching people making phone calls my entire life. My hearing is, and has been, great. Never have I been watching a person making a call, which was not on speakerphone, and been able to hear or understand a conversation. I’ve even tried, but to no avail. Try it live!

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

"he was a teenager" is not a good defense, full stop, but I'd also note that the president who nominated Kavanaugh famously called for the death penalty for teens accused of rape

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Tim Murphy

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2 years

a fun fact is that this particular electric vehicle emits more carbon than a gas-powered chevy malibu

President Biden

@POTUS

2 years

On my watch, the great American road trip is going to be fully electrified. And now, through a tax credit, you can get up to $7,500 on a new electric vehicle.

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

what is a "wrong" overhead bin

CNN Politics

@CNNPolitics

5 years

Gordon Sondland put his luggage in the wrong overhead bin, then said "my whole day has been like this"

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

on further review, it was evidence of a circus

'We were terrified and confused': The curious case of the colorful school bus

A group of hippie circus performers on a converted bus named Buttercup were briefly detained by a SWAT team at a...

www.columbusmonthly.com

Marco Rubio

@marcorubio

4 years

Police in Ohio found a bus near protests filled with bats, rocks & other weapons. But I guess still “no evidence” of an organized effort to inject violence & anarchy into the protests right?

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Tim Murphy

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2 months

happy 161st anniversary to the most aaron sorkin moment in american history, a Bowdoin College rhetoric professor leading a bayonet charge to save the union

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

"the Texas attorney general has been under indictment for securities fraud for five years" is one of those things that sounds too absurd to be true but it is actually real

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

definitely think Liz Cheney has thought more and smarter about how to wield and hold power than many of the people in her caucus

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

the main difference between how it started and how it's going right now is that a lot more people just seem pro-Covid. The virus is building a real populist coalition.

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4 years

Mask distribution attempt on Staten Island. The borough is firmly the #NYC coronavirus hotspot with a positive test rate of 4.8 percent.

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

Dinesh D'Souza is a racist piece of shit, and it's worth keeping in mind that he was pardoned because of that, not in spite of it

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Tim Murphy

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3 years

George P. Bush is really the rare candidate to affirmatively run on being the only member of his family to profess loyalty to the man who shit-talked his mom.

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

Insulin's fucking expensive! "In reality, insulin still retails for roughly $300 a vial. Most patients with diabetes need two to three vials per month...."

Trump claims his policies made insulin 'so cheap, it's like water.' But for most people, it costs...

On insulin, President Trump said, "I'm getting it for so cheap, like water it's so cheap." But it still retails for roughly $300 per vial.

www.statnews.com

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

I know this is supposed to be rhetorical but Andrew Jackson's still on my twenty

Chris Hayes

@chrislhayes

5 years

Who do you think will end up on the right side of history: those cheering on the concentration of tens of thousands of desperate migrants in camps with communicable diseases and contemptuous neglect, or those shouting loudly that this is terrible?

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

the original Florida Recount is finally old enough to have its vote not counted

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

the attempt by Republican officials to stoke conspiracy about an election in which we have no indication of improper behavior is vastly more disturbing than a delayed announcement

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Tim Murphy

@timothypmurphy

4 years

Harris County is larger than Rhode Island and has 4x more people.

Chuck Lindell

@chucklindell

4 years

BREAKING: Gov. Abbott issues proclamation CLOSING (as of Oct. 2) satellite offices where voters can drop off completed mail-in ballots. Counties can only have 1 dropoff point, he says. Travis has 4, including 3 downtown. Harris has 12.

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

Apologizing for "the divide" is not really an apology. Unless I'm missing anything I'm still not sure anyone has cleared the baseline of *acknowledgment of wrongdoing*

Ginni Thomas apologizes to husband’s Supreme Court clerks after Capitol riot fallout

The conservative activist, who is married to Justice Clarence Thomas, told a private online group comprising his former staff: “I would ask those of you on the contrary side to have grace and mercy...

www.washingtonpost.com

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

so it sounds like the fence didn't work?

Will Sommer

@willsommer

6 years

Right-wing activist Laura Loomer, last seen chaining herself to Twitter HQ, has jumped the fence at Nancy Pelosi's Napa home and set up a tent protesting immigration. Now she's chanting "Nancy, Nancy!"

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Tim Murphy

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3 years

temperature checks have a real "remove your shoes at the airport" vibe at this point

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

I think Trump buying and literally hollowing out the Old Post Office building was one of those symbols that would've been cut by an editor as heavyhanded

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

this is a good point that's rarely raised: why don't central americans seeking asylum simply launch enormously successful musical careers

Matt Schlapp

@mschlapp

6 years

You see you don't have to join a caravan at all.

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Tim Murphy

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3 years

driving is amazing because people are constantly asked to place a value on the lives of themselves and others and they regularly come back with like "two or three seconds of my commute"

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Tim Murphy

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was the right note from Biden but I would've added a line in there like "I did the inflation. My vice president, Kamala Harris, tried to stop me. She warned me to think about the consequences for hardworking American families and seniors. I should have listened."

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Tim Murphy

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5 months

a big Union victory in Chattanooga??

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Tim Murphy

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3 years

"helicopters" are a thing that many police departments have too many of

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

wearing your varsity jacket eight years after you graduated is an indictment in a different sense

Ryan J. Reilly

@ryanjreilly

4 years

PRO TIP: Don’t do crimes while wearing your high school varsity jacket.

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5 years

The biggest Duncan Hunter scandal is still, honestly, how overtly racist and bigoted his 2018 campaign was

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1 year

the weirdest subtext to all of these stories is that clarence thomas is rich!

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

a president can only be elected twice. biden has now been elected 74 times. therefore he is ineligible. In this lawsuit, I will

David Weigel

@daveweigel

4 years

Biden bombed out of two presidential bids; on his third try he's seemingly going to get certified the winner more times than any other candidate ever.

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

McConnell delayed the trial until after the inauguration so he could then argue that it couldn't be held because it was after the inauguration

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6 years

I'm honestly fine with Trump skipping these ceremonies, though, because he's neither thoughtful nor solemn and the occasion of remembrance is worthy of more than he can offer.

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4 years

mcconnell going around the country gleefully predicting to donors that RBG's death would be his "October Surprise" is really the perfect encapsulation of mcconnell and everything he represents

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3 years

get this shit off the street

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2 years

every story you read about how @hertz gets its customers thrown in jail is so terrifying. like, what the hell.

Hertz accused of 'ruining innocent lives' by filing false stolen car reports against customers

Hertz admitted it files on average 3,365 police reports every year alleging a customer stole one of its rental cars.

www.wthr.com

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

man what a sad job to have

Matt Wolking

@MattWolking

5 years

Anyone who says the president told members of Congress to go back to where they came from is lying. He told them to “Then come back and show us how it is done.”

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6 years

wow who would have that thought the Trump presidency would result in stiffing tons of people out of the money they were owed for their work, wish we'd had some warning

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6 years

After last year it's understandable if you never wanted to read or hear about Georgia's sixth district again, but the new Democratic nominee, Lucy McBath, is a heck of a story:

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6 years

DeSantis has the look of someone who's only just realizing he's not the protagonist in his movie

Andrew Gillum

@AndrewGillum

6 years

As my grandmother used to say — a hit dog will holler.

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

"I didn't know people died from the flu" is one of the most ignorant things the president has ever said, and he's slandered multiple continents

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6 years

does anyone actually sincerely believe that this 53-year-old man who still regularly drinks multiple beers, never once, in his teens or early 20s, got even a little bit fuzzy?

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

Bernie's current riff on health insurance as "you're paying for the guy on the other end of the phone to tell you you're not covered even when you paid for it" gets some good traction in this room

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4 years

We heard a ton about this during the Democratic primary, because it matters to people. And lying about it—unlike some of the more abstract fights—is challenging people's lived experience. They're either dirt cheap (free!) or they're not.

It’s the insulin, stupid: How drug pricing’s simplest case study became a top issue for 2020...

With the Iowa caucuses less than a week away, the Democratic presidential candidates can’t stop talking about the price of insulin.

www.statnews.com

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

"running in the morning" is one of those fake habits people tell profile writers, it's a physical impossibility, only serial killers can do it

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5 years

lebanon gets a 2021 first-rounder and a 2023 second-round, celtics get anthony davis

Amy Spiro

@AmySpiro

5 years

According to sources who saw Kushner's plan: Jordan would give land to the Palestinian territories, and "in return, Jordan would get land from Saudi Arabia, and that country would get back two Red Sea islands it gave Egypt to administer in 1950."

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Tim Murphy

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4 years

idk I feel like we should do these roll calls every couple weeks, just to check in, see how these states are doing

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Tim Murphy

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2 years

Reading up on the Netherlands. Vermeer only did 34 paintings. Poor work rate. These guys can be beat.

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4 years

man I'm sorry, how are you going to the grocery store every day in a pandemic

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5 years

a lot of stories incorrectly identifying Stephen Ross as the owner of the Dolphins; Tom Brady owns the Dolphins

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5 years

oh, is there a family called the Rothschilds? And they're at the center of anti-semitic conspiracies? this is all news to me, Mel Gibson's publicist

Asawin Suebsaeng

@swin24

5 years

Gotta respect the insistence on sounding like a total condescending prick whilst making an on-it’s-face patently dipshit statement like this

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3 years

it's appomattox day. big win for the woke mob

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2 years

what if it's in my bagel. what if they put it in white claw. what if they feed the fentanyl to turkeys and everyone eats fentanyl turkey at thanksgiving.

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

2 years

"Every mom in the country is worried, what if this gets into my kid's Halloween basket? The rainbow fentanyl." -- Ronna McDaniel

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2 years

we're lucky we got lead out of gasoline when we had the chance tbh

DeSantis War Room 🐊

@DeSantisWarRoom

2 years

NEW: Governor DeSantis announces that gas stoves will be TAX-FREE in his recommended budget for the state of Florida! #FrameworkForFreedom 🐊

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5 years

the Kurds story manages to unite three of the building blocks of Trumpism—deference to authoritarianism; selling-out a vulnerable ethnic minority; and stiffing people who did work for him.

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

Trump 2016 was about arguing that ordinary things are crooked, Trump 2017–2020 is about insisting crooked things are in fact ordinary

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Tim Murphy

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3 years

approximately how much time do you have after a shot before you feel like shit

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4 years

PSA

It's time to hand-deliver your ballot

At this point, neither Brett Kavanaugh nor the Postal Service can be trusted.

www.motherjones.com

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Tim Murphy

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3 years

people in these positions of power are so used to not being questioned that they just offer up these enormous indictments of their own management and leadership on a platter

LAist

@LAist

3 years

A "mass exodus" of L.A. County deputies could be on the way due to the COVID-19 vaccine mandate, according to L.A. Sheriff Alex Villanueva. He claims he could lose up to 44% of his workforce, causing an "imminent threat to public safety."

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it's great to be Tish James these days because you can get the national media on edge for what eventually turns out to be like "a guy from Brooklyn was trafficking endangered snails. we got him."

JOSH RUSSELL

@jruss_jruss

2 years

New York Attorney General Tish James to make “major announcement” tomorrow morning.

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6 years

imagine giving money...at christmas...and the charity you choose to give to is...a border wall fund

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

every election night tweet is just: "Biff is at 45 percent in Barnswallow. Blop got 47 percent in 2015. I project he needs to be at 54 percent there." "UPDATE: Boink struggling so far in Bluffington though. Could be a long night."

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4 years

every california ballot provision is like "this will absolutely make fish safer," and then it's paid for by like the grizzly bear trade association

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2 years

"He toiled for two straight days, forcing himself to stay awake by telling himself: 'In one hour I can make 30 blank documents. If I sleep for an hour 30 people will die.'"

Adolfo Kaminsky Dies at 97; His Forgeries Saved Thousands of Jews (Published 2023)

His talent for creating realistic documents helped children, their parents and others escape deportation to concentration camps, and in many cases to flee Nazi-occupied territory.

www.nytimes.com

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5 years

it would be less embarrassing if he just sued his actual mom

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3 years

the idea of this blowing back on RCV is wild to me. People voted to have ranked-choiced voting, they didn't vote to have the worst politicians' failsons run elections in NYC. Pretty clear which one you should get rid of.

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Tim Murphy

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5 years

i love this shit. Yeah actually people who know where Missouri is are the real elites

Matt Schlapp

@mschlapp

5 years

Dear East coast establishment: Kansas City, Kansas is in Kansas.

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5 years

hell yeah I'm a "gotcha journalist," by which I mean I say "okay, gotcha" like 40 times during every interview and am extremely self-conscious about it

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Tim Murphy

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2 years

don't fully understands the mechanics of someone shooting a guy on the Q train while it's on the bridge, and then...not getting caught at Canal

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Tim Murphy

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6 years

AP calling #MSSen for David Valadao, wow

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6 years

everyone forgets when Roosevelt said "the events of December 7th were tragic, but you know, Hawaii is really out there, what are we supposed to do"

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@timothypmurphy

6 years

Trump reminds everyone to go vote for Ted Poe, who is retiring

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