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🍭 # ESFP # prospit dreamer # she / her pronouns 🧁 # i int with shedtwt block if u dont wanna see it # i mostly just yap tho

14 yrs
Joined December 2023
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john !!!!
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shedtwt intro (shtwt + edtwt) name: not telling pronouns: not telling age: not telling height: not telling dni: not telling home address: 3110 bellwood st apt a nashville tn 37203 usa
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john !!!!
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@chicdietchick oh no r u ok do u like girls
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4 months
🌳 * intro ! ! ➢ ⌢ john / genesis ‹𝟹 ᐢᐢ ﹑ he she ılıl ﹒﹒ steven universe , sea life , lady gaga ☆ no dni , i block freely 🦊 ♡ / ↻ appreciated #shedtwt : #988twt #shtwt . #ricecaketwt #edtwt
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john !!!!
6 months
ྀི john's new / updated intro ꒱ ﹒no dni, i block freely! .ᐟ ౨ৎ 14 , ESFP , #SHEDTWT ‧₊˚ ྀི ི cw 141lbs gw 120lbs - — ★ homestuck, identityV, sea life <3 ↻ & ♡︎ to be moots !!! { #styrotwt #ricecaketwt }
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john !!!!
6 months
HAII EVERYNYAN !! before i officially left twt behind and focused completely on recovery i wanted to confess smthn ! :3 many of you think im 16, but in reality 4 days ago i turned 12 !! i felt gross for not telling anyone aside from a few people before i left
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john !!!!
9 months
like and repost this for more content
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john !!!!
9 months
hey everyone. i need to leave shedtwt due to some issues. recently i found out i was pregnant, so i need to stop this unhealthy lifestyle and focus on my baby. my boyfriend, dave strider and i, will try our best to make the baby healthy and happy. thank you for understanding.
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john !!!!
9 months
@Iheartgingercat exsctly bro like how stupid do u gotta be
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john !!!!
9 months
i'd like to thank jesus christ and donald trump for making it possible for me to hit 4 billion followers guys
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john !!!!
9 months
no this is me and yt shorts bro
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john !!!!
11 months
how it feels logging onto edtwt when im not coquette, i dont obsess over pink, or i dont like kpop and i am in fact a homestuck
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7 months
abc mutuals i remember angie, asmo, angelica b c davve efron/vvriska f goingppostal (i forgot your name) h i john k l mituna/tuna, other tuna n o p q ren sage, scout theo/sollux u vv ww x y z thats all i remember i spent like ten minutes thinking about this
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john !!!!
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@doeeyedangel222 i think 30 so u can spend ur 20s getting in a career if u want, going out and have fun, live ur life yknow and then u can focus on ur career and family after that!!
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john !!!!
6 months
are any oomfs in tennessee btw look at my minion
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john !!!!
11 months
IM DELETING YOU, YAOI!😭👋 10% complete..... 35% complete.... 60% complete.... 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 ❣️YAOI❣️💯 is forever
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john !!!!
8 months
back in my day we didnt have all these labels like bisexual we just said fag
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john !!!!
9 months
/ teen pregnancy . . . . ok. ive been feeling sick for days so i did a pregnancy test yesterday and it came out positive. i dont know how to feel, i’m shocked and fucking terrified. my dad is gonna kill me, but the fact that dave strider is the dad makes it worth it
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john !!!!
9 months
OHH MY GOD YALL I WAS SUSOENDED FOR A WEEK IM OS HAPPY
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john !!!!
11 months
The name’s Andrew, but 𝙞 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙙𝙙𝙮~ - he/him ig. - 44 ig. - possessive, dominant, and jealous ig. 𝓝𝓸𝔀 𝓫𝓮 𝓪 𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓸𝓸𝓶𝓯 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓪𝓵𝓹𝓱𝓪, 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰~
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john !!!!
6 months
okay buddy
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john !!!!
3 months
HASHTAG NEW IDENTITY WHO CHEERED RETWEET IF U RELATED
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john !!!!
9 months
COMMENT!!! NOW!! • first impression: • your nickname in my head: • do i like you: • you’re my: • would i kiss/slap/hug you: • should you post this too:
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john !!!!
6 months
i’m moving accounts. if you want the @ reply and i’ll dm it to you, im leaving cause i don’t feel comfortable on here anymore. besides, everyone keeps unfollowing me and i even got dms threatening me??? all because you guys found out i have a fat dick
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john !!!!
9 months
me before me now •happy •magia bods •friendly •killer •nice. •rude •caring •cold •eat vegetables •kill vegetables
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john !!!!
6 months
HELLP
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john !!!!
6 months
Rust = dni Bronze = dni Gold = hooweeeee boyf zodiac🤤 Lime = dni Olive = dni Jade = dni Teal = dni Blue = dni Indigo = dni Purple = dni Violet = dni Fuchsia = dni
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john !!!!
10 months
GELP JOHN EGBERT JSUT WATCHED ME CUT I FORGOT I PUT HIM THERE EARLIER ON A CALL
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john !!!!
4 months
??whatd i do this was one of my fav oomfs im sad
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7 months
my birthday
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7 months
my biggest supporter
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9 months
HELP
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john !!!!
9 months
my guilty pleasure is i like to do small cuts on my thumb and suck the blood like im a vampire
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john !!!!
10 months
reply and I'll rate your profile!! plzzzzz!!! header: pfp: username: fav thing about ur acc: should u post this too:
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john !!!!
9 months
moot abc A - angel angie asmo B - C - charlie D - dirk E - F - G - H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P - Q - R - roxy S - T - U - V - vriska/something elsw i forogt ither name W - X - Y - Z - reply if you see yourself! i literlsly cant remember anyone elsw
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john !!!!
9 months
guys who bookmarked the tweet of me posting my adress
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john !!!!
7 months
new layout
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john !!!!
7 months
what does my pfp make me look like ?? 1. rude 2. funny 3. intimidating 4. serious 5. cute 6. nerd 7. gay 8. stoner 9. bitch
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what does my pfp make me look like ?? 1. rude 2. funny 3. intimidating 4. serious 5. cute 6. nerd 7. gay 8. stoner 9. bitch
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john !!!!
8 months
new year new me!
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john !!!!
10 months
I hate minors SO MUCH. Like stay out of adult places, it’s none of your business you freaking 12 yro. Go do your math homework instead of bothering us powerful demons. We are much better than you in every form
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@4n4trinket itll be okau
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john !!!!
10 months
rt if you love cats or if you want to have an orgy with all your mutuals
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john !!!!
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fart
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10 months
is 13 and 18 a big age gap?/j
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john !!!!
8 months
reply w/ "🫀" and i'll give u a topic! i gor fav candies 🧐
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Miau !! ☆
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Reply with "🩷" and I'll give you a topic! I got favorite fruits! <3
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john !!!!
8 months
@mafuyupjsk my metamask was hacked, my crypto wallet was stolen, my ig was hacked, i need iptv, bank account hacked, banned, deleted, hacked, my account was suspended, nft, only fans subscription, crypto, i need a sugar daddy sugarmommy, cashapp, i need a graphic designer, bitcoin, commision
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john !!!!
9 months
guys im almost at 400 followers
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john !!!!
7 months
you look: extrovert actually: extrovert you are: 13-14 actually: 13 turning 14 in 6 days you seem: 5’2 actually: 5'2 status: taken Actually: single.. from: 🇺🇲 actually: 🇺🇸
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john !!!!
9 months
6 more yall
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john !!!!
10 months
180 john egberts
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10 months
john egbert pile
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@breadsweetts holy moly thjs is. abaolutely bonkers
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john !!!!
10 months
baby safety scissors cuz im not allowed to use real scissors
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john !!!!
6 months
NEW LAYOUT byw ignore the timeframe between the 2 screenshots i got distracted earlier
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john !!!!
8 months
i hate minors @EctobiologistX3 agrees with me we hate minors we tell minors to stop being minors cuz being a minor is lame i am actually 14 but i identify as 18+ year old adult ok guys i idenityf as an adult im not a minor i hATE MJNORS I HAGE YOU I HATE MINORS GET OFF MU PAGE IF
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10 months
i love tits
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john !!!!
4 months
what did i do.
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john !!!!
10 months
they fried my weinerrr 😭😭
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john !!!!
10 months
bye ! ! i’ll be deleting this acc. i had a tough time thinking about this but it's for the best. thank you for all the memories you all gave me. i’ll never forget it :(( i love you guys so much, i hope u all can understand that i want to focus on my marriage with john egbert.
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john !!!!
8 months
is that melted cheese why does it look so thick what are you feeding the kitties
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john !!!!
6 months
what would yall do if i frl just sjowed up st ur house
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john !!!!
4 months
look at all my fans
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john !!!!
7 months
wwould you sit wwith me
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would you listen to radiohead w me :3
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9 months
crying everynight bc u miss him is the worst
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john !!!!
11 months
my scars are so pretty, i love them so much actually like bro this probably sounds weird as fuck but i think self harm looks so rad
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john !!!!
9 months
its so weird i used to go liek 2 days w no notifs now ppl wont leave me alone yall even if its just ppl liking my retweets or some shit
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john !!!!
7 months
proship guys dni plz guys all of yall!! frowny face
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john !!!!
7 months
i miss my boyfriend by the wway hes not my boyfriend
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john !!!!
8 months
should i cut
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john !!!!
7 months
lmy trolls headcnons (some sad, somw random))
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john !!!!
8 months
reply 4 a letter i gottt H :3 i also couldnt think of anyone else but now im thinking of like 3 but its okay
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@benz0diazapen1s
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Reply for a letter K is for this f4g0t Yall i swear im not a homestuck anymore i just COULD NOT think of anyone else
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9 months
do these turn me on? 🧐 1. little bit 2. no 3. no 4. no 5. yes 6. YEs 7. perhaps 8. maybe 9. yes 10. little bit 11. yes 12. no 13. no 14. little bit 15. yes 16. yes.... 17. no 18. naw reply 4 quesitons
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john !!!!
4 months
remember me!! btw ignore how like big the time gap is i got distracted and went to church also in between screenshots
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john !!!!
7 months
gee golly you learn somefin neww about yourself evveryday also wwtf is genderqueer and agender
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john !!!!
6 months
My Twitter Interaction Circle ➡️
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john !!!!
10 months
i printed out baby dave bro
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john !!!!
6 months
I MISS HAVIGN AN ONLINE FRIENF GROUP havin a bunch of irl friends is fun but who will play funny pony games with me
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john !!!!
7 months
comment "🪼" and ill do this for u first impression: nickname in mind: do I like u: do I like ur pfp: hug, kiss, or hump: should u post this too?:
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john !!!!
5 months
i wish my friedns talked to me the only ppl who rlly loves me is jesus and mu boyfriend
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john !!!!
10 months
whats her bmi
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10 months
i have 26
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john !!!!
9 months
of course who wouldnt
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guys would y'all selfcest yourselves be honest
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john !!!!
9 months
i thought this said impregnate for a second
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wuld u let me indoctrinate you :3
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john !!!!
8 months
hi im back on twitter again :3
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john !!!!
9 months
i love you daily sensory! i love you forever and ever!
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john !!!!
7 months
i think i might get suspended idk WHY i haven't necessarily done anything i dont really post stuff rekating this genre of twitter i just interact BUT ITS COMING FOR ME I FEEL IT IN MY BONES I FEEL IT IN MY ANUS
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10 months
look at my pins
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john !!!!
7 months
pros and cons of dating me pros: im awwesome i'll lovve you evven if you dont pay attention to me cons: im clingy and i wwill get attached to you i wwill probably be the reason wwhy wwe break up and then wwonder why it happened and be depressed ovver it for like months
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john !!!!
10 months
sheetos and doritos fritos mosquitos im eatimg burritos with danny devito jeeze louise im weak in the knees im joining tbe circus im going bezerkus at 7/11 drinking a beverage im lyimg 2 strangers im lookinh for danger im chewing bazooka im swimming to cuba dont look at medusa sh
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john !!!!
9 months
im crying steven universe gets me so emotional i love this show im the number onw steven universe fan guys i love this show so much genuienely...
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john !!!!
9 months
how innocent are you? i've never: 🤫 i already: 😎 01. 😎 02. 😎 03. 🤫 04. 😎 05. 😎 06. 😎 07. 😎 08. 🤫 09. 😎 10. 🤫 11. 🤫 12. 🤫 🤑and i’ll send in dms
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john !!!!
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