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HELLO TASTE; LISTENERS. We have issued our next cooking challenge. We did tacos, now we are doing SANDWICHES. We will grade on appearance and ingredients, plating and lighting. Please add your SANDWICH submission pic below in this thread or through DM.
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If this tweet gets 2000 likes the TLE hosts will do their own version of that island boy song.
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friendly reminder that Osama bin Laden had this image saved on his hard drive
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What have we done
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No going back now, I guess.
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Please do not confuse your halfass research on Internet forums with my graduate degree in cryptozoology.
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Lift weights Eat steaks Stack sats Print gats
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The FAGCAST to TLE rebrand
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Me when I have someone new in the car
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White Boy Summer. Weaponized Short Shorts.
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The masculine urge to get high on crack and bite the locals
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@jack Jack Dorsey go on not a podcast
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Too Hoarney To Debate....?
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Everyone, thank Aaron for your stimulus.
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“slut era” i say as i prepare a 87 page document on the existence of giants in the Middle East and the Smithsonian institute hiding information from the American Public
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Biden(s): TRACKED Kings: UPLIFTED Pills: WHITENED Aaron: GAY Nothing: HAPPENING TLE: DOWNLOADED
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4 nations of TLE
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Weaponize the wearing of sundresses.
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What da bird doin
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Most persecuted spiritual MAGA warrior
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Half of my job is adding Aaron’s accounts back to the group chat when he’s banned.
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Tom, I’m going to fucking you
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Since there is nothing of significance occurring right now, we embarked on a research project. Here are the results:
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Violently throwing toilet paper over the stall at in an Olive Garden bathroom
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THE CONTENT IS FAIRLY GOOD BUT AS A WHOLE THIS PODCAST IS UNLISTENABLE
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A second longer Halloween spooktacular has just hit the second tower
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LOOK HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS YOU’LL GET UR EPISODE WHEN YOU GET YOUR EPISODE AND IF I HEAR ANY LIP YOURE GONNA BE DONKEY KONG PUNCHED INTO THE SKY AND MORE
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Imagine getting high and tweeting something that later becomes the origin story for one of the biggest liberty minded events.
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Friends Against Government podcast with @TLEbirdarchist and @TLE_Car #1 Friendly Introductions aired March 7, 2018
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Did you know Car had to be homeschooled because he had bladder control issues?
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Aaron’s girlfriend filed this complaint with HR
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Move over Line Earth, it’s girthy Sausage Earth time
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Merry Christmas, listeners. You’d be nothing without us.
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TIMELINE EARTH STANDS WITH TEXAS (and also if Joe Biden federalized the National Guard, that would be very funny)
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Where do we get the crack pipes?
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All the news happens on or after Wednesday.
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Bird is just
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Fish v human
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After 5 years of gatekeeping the password, the elf finally had to give it to bird. So if the quality of posts declines, you know why - 🐥
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replacing election with erection in every tweet to spice up my day
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Happy King Friday, listeners. Happy King Friday, TLE hosts.
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We’re getting word that MANY TLE Listeners are having babies, many are expected to be delivered WITHIN the quarter. TLE Listeners are Blasting the hottest and most fecund loads of any neargroup podcast fan base. BULLISH!!!
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Paz trying to get anything done in the group chat
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Join us, board members and prospective customers, as we discuss the most important topics of the week. Are you a Zyn user? A guy who eats a lot of beans before flying with Delta? Do you also hate Ben Shapiro? All we can say is: The News is Back.
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STACK SATS PRINT GATS This week on The Progr'm @birdarchist and @CarCampIt bring on @en_bloc_press to talk about 3d printing, firearms, and 3d printing firearms. If you haven't listened yet, give this one a whirl, it might just give ye a tickle. RT or
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Merry Christmas to the Board Members
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The CDC says that the vaccinated can get in The Bag.
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We just received word on our direct line to the CDC that now is a perfect time to stay put in your home and download your favorite podcast episodes from several different IP addresses
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Aaron can be guest on 9000 podcasts a week but can’t release a Boyztown episode. Very curious.
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“It’s like citizenry has been activated as sleeper cell cops” - @TLE_Car
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Aaron is absolutely going to get all the hosts red flagged one day.
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Elon hasn’t freed us from oppression.
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Yeah
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reads like a @timelineearth bit.
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TLE STANDS WITH GOOD TWEETMAN. LET US KNOW HOW WE CAN HELP.
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Rebrand
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Three episodes in one day, truly cannot stop The Signal.
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Fs in the chat
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if you see one of the hosts biting someone no you didn’t 🔪
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Learned to schedule tweets. If I die, they’ll be harassed for at least another two years
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NPR listeners when the indigenous trans poet mentions they are also gay
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Halloween is the worst “holiday”
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