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daniela
2 years
is marvin in the room with us right now
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daniela
1 year
@ULTRASLUT they should try slaying next time
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daniela
2 years
•6-8 months of talking •4-7 years of dating • 2 year engagement • marriage • THEN sex
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daniela
1 year
i think beverages should either have caffeine or alcohol in them and if they don’t then why drink it just drink water.
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daniela
2 years
nothing better than when he’s sucking on your neck while also eating your pussy >
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daniela
2 years
one of my coworkers is the perfect candidate for a lobotomy and idk how to tell her
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daniela
2 years
can i get a pic of your boner with an onion ring on and one with the onion ring off, can i get a pic of your boner and balls in one shot with the onion ring on can i ge
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daniela
2 years
lately i keep thinking about when a homeless person asked me for money outside a gas station and i said i didn’t have any and they said “you can get me $40 cash back” and i did it for some reason
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daniela
2 years
she got that george lopez pussy. only thing available in the middle of the night
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daniela
2 years
i have never done anything wrong and i’m constantly persecuted
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daniela
3 years
all this rick got me mortified
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daniela
1 year
@lunch_enjoyer i hate you
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daniela
1 year
you don’t find fun pills on the floor like you used to
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daniela
3 years
i feel sick
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3 years
Can we talk about how cute the hybrid babies on Sweet Tooth are for a second??
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daniela
1 year
i always think about how frankie muniz’s cat turned on a faucet and flooded his house causing him to lose all his material possessions
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daniela
2 years
i like that on hinge you can put on your profile whether or not you do pills
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daniela
2 years
one time i tried to go to waffle house at 2am and the cook was outside w his shirt off pacing around and the waitress said “we can’t serve you our cook don’t feel good”
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daniela
2 years
it’s so cute when boys are all autistic about their special interests
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daniela
2 years
your autisticness/autistiality makes you more adorable lowkey
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daniela
2 years
i’m crying at “harry styles is a fruity monster” it’s so true
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daniela
2 years
i genuinely look down upon those who don’t like onions
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daniela
2 years
there is a big group of men next to me at the bowling alley and they all just ordered oreo milkshakes i bet they’re going to fuck each other after too
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daniela
4 years
being 👏🏼 nice 👏🏼 doesn’t 👏🏼 get 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 sucked 👏🏼 off
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daniela
2 years
off the top of my head i can think of like 6 reasons to be scared
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daniela
3 years
➖➖➖🟩🟩➖🟩🟩 ➖➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ➖🟩🟩⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛🟩 ➖🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
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daniela
4 years
scratching your bug bites until they bleed
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daniela
2 years
my coworker said when she had a breathalyzer in her car, jack in the box tacos would set it off
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daniela
4 years
if i had a boyfriend i would be reasonable to him and i would try to deescalate conversations that could possibly turn into arguments
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daniela
4 years
darling you've barely touched your gaming PC is anything the matter
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