👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵 @tickng_dynamite Twitter profile

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Rich auntie viiibbeezzz!!!

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Made 24 today, so I dressed up and took some pictures. It was honestly a beautiful day and I loved every minute of it. Grateful to God for life, for friends and most importantly family. Much appreciation and love to every one that took off time to wish me a happy birthday! 💜

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

6 years

69th graduation, 2019. 16th Jan 2019. Twitter police temunangira😌😌I know this isnt IG. But the Lord has been faithful. Cant hold my Excitement 😊😊😊

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

10 months

The fact that someone’s husband could easily be in one of these screenshots nga the wife is there scrolling through the quotes with absolutely no idea 😭😭😭😭 ahhhh!!!!

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@OmonaOJ

10 months

Married men rizz? Let's go💀

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 years

This guy has “opened” places that never really closed 😂😂

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

6 years

My president gave my church (all saints cathedral) 500million shillings today to build our new church. Thank you @KagutaMuseveni but m still not voting you come 2021

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

2 years

I am really aging gracefully, yeah?? 🥂🥂 Cheers to me

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 years

I’ll just leave these here✨✨

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

2 years

Coming to the harsh realization that you’re really on your own is the most humbling thing ever.

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Normalize dating younger boys.

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Eating my ribs and minding my business

Lynn Namiiro 🌼💫

@lynn_namiiro

4 years

Quote this with a beautiful picture of you minding your business 😂

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

5 years

Y'all so caught up in the burna boy fomo you missed the equinox. 😅😅 And the fact that I remembered though😂😂 m I really this geeky?? I need a boyfriend lol

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 years

The sun & I burning at the same temperature today

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 months

A throwback parre but strictly for those EATV songs ….

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 years

How about two?☺️

𝐹𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐷𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟

@OmilJr

4 years

If you see this, Quote with your fav mirror selfie😁

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 years

I still eat those joined bananas till now because when i was young my mom told me that if you eat them, you give birth to twins, and i still choose to believe that it works😩😩.

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Whenever i see “NYE” anywhere, my mind reads it as “nyyee” 😭😭😭it has refused man

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

5 years

Nabwe Burna boy nazakugarukayo twena tushishane😅😅😅. Abarazeyo nabatarazeyo.

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Okay but why is there no @cafejavas_ug or Kfc in Mbarara??😒

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

As a country, I think we have a drinking problem 😂😂😂 People start drinking at 9am?? Why??

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

6 years

It should be normal for a girl to make the first move on a guy without looking desperate. Ask for their number. Tell him you like him first. Hell...even ask him out if he is being slow.😂😂 Some of us are tired of waiting for the guy to make the move. 😒😒

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

6 years

As a girl/woman... .. Always always trust ur instincts! I can not stress this enough. Because 98% of the time they are right. Even if someone says you're being too paranoid, you're over thinking the whole situation or whatever....chances are, u are not!

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

2 years

Finally got off the boda gang and bought myself a car 🥹🥹🥹 And finally left my job! Hated it 🥹🥹 God really did it for me! Grateful

Under Rated Society

@WeSoUnderRated

2 years

EVERYONE INCLUDED :: Please brag to me about a thing you did in 2022 that you’re proud of.

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

6 years

The year was 2009 😂I was in s1. Probably first term where they told us casual dresscode was only dresses with sleeves, No bu strapless or sleeveless things. Oh how I loved this kateteyi. We used to take pictures every saturday after roll call ...vs 6th jan 2019. #10yearchallenge

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

5 years

Lost my phone. Expect nudes. 💀💀 Just don't ask.

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 years

🙃🙃

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 years

People who pay you back before you have to ask them >>>>>>

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Parents 🤝 “Forwarded many times”

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Started off well... 🥰🥰🥰

Dekunle

@Dekunle27

3 years

November photo dump,let’s have it

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

3 years

No cap!! I’m not yet over this look!!

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

If you insist

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

😂😂😂😂was going to bandali and i saw people running 😂😂😂 Babes well dressed, looking peng😭😭 I’ve died 😂😂

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Proud to be ☺️☺️ Representing the basigi🥰

The Romantic Mukiga

@emeka_ug

3 years

Bakiga Photo Dump. Tugyende. #RukundoEgumeho

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

10 months

“You have my phone right?” “Noooo I gave it to you” 💀💀💀💀

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

3 years

We don’t talk enough about emotional abuse in relationships!!

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

The grass at meat guy must have grown back

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

I honestly respect everyone in a relationship with a Kampala man rn! Y’all are STRONG af!!!

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@tickng_dynamite

5 years

Naye kambuze, before you call other people poor, What is your net worth?? Olina ki? Ani akumanyi?? Emotoka zo ziliwa??. Olina meka?? Model ki?? Enyumba zo ziliwa?? Ebizimbe byo biliwa?? Ebyaapa byetaaka olina bimeka?? Farm zo ziliwa?? Mazima dala olina ki???😂😂😂 Tugambe ko

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Today was a really beautiful day!!!

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Honestly this guy looks like he already ate the money anyway 😂😂

Daily Monitor

@DailyMonitor

3 years

UPDATE: State Minister of Gender Charles Engola has told Parliament's COVID-19 Task Force that they need a week to verify the lists of vulnerable persons to receive relief cash and cannot disburse the money by tomorrow as earlier promised. #MonitorUpdates @zziwaherbert reports

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

1 year

A Kampala man will start calling you babe on the third day of talking 😂😂😂😂 whhyy????? ah ah!! You guys! Nedda bambi.

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@tickng_dynamite

2 years

✨✨✨

phantéau

@_wangwe

2 years

Quote or respond to this with your best selfie/photo(s)/video of 2022. Let's see that 🔥

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

2015 2020

Victoria✨

@nalwovie

4 years

2015 2020

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@tickng_dynamite

2 years

In s2, i happened to leave my diary home while i was going back to school. As fate would have it, my mom found it, read it, and she didnt like what was there. (Mostly boys i liked💀💀) Nga doesnt she come to school with a list of names and asks my classteacher to check if these

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@oyinloye_s

2 years

7. What is the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in high school?

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 years

If only people could maintain the energy and urgency with which they borrow money when it’s time to pay back. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Gladly 🤗🤗

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

4 months

We start from here

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@tickng_dynamite

4 months

A throwback parre but strictly for those EATV songs ….

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@tickng_dynamite

7 months

Today’s four slides

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Finally got my national ID after seven years 😭😭😭 I feel to cry 😭😭

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@tickng_dynamite

6 years

Are you really ugandan if you don't run and panic when you hear one of your parent's cars😂😂😂 Like someone is going to pretend to wash non existent dishes, another one will "mop the house" The house will go from a low key bar with the loudest noise....to the quietest place😂

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

I was sooooo happy this day😭😭😭 I miss mbarara 🥺🥺

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Listen guys, Im not even kidding, KasBaby, i know those hands DJ on turntables but would ypu like to DJ something else??

Kas 😎

@djKasBaby

3 years

Ladies and Gentlemen, your #WeddingDJ . #RusselWedsMary

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@tickng_dynamite

1 year

😁😁

VICTOR

@lifeofa_g01

1 year

How did you dress to the last wedding you attended?

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Who else was never a flower girl in their toddler days🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️ Let us know ourselves 😭😭😭

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Really love my cultural wear😍 😍 I look like a wife to a rich army man 😂😂

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Azawi said “somebody getting married this year” and y’all took it personal

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

The mistake we make is to think that we have so much time and keep pushing things to a later time or later date

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@tickng_dynamite

6 years

I find it so irritating when a guy is like "I want that babe", and you're like "She has a boyfriend, she won't be interested". And he goes like "yeah, so... lets see how competent he is..Nio nio".. Like Who do you think you are??! Let people date in peace!!! Go find a single girl

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

UG premium >> coconut >> pineapple

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@tickng_dynamite

6 years

Today I saw someone's son behind the enquiries desk in one of the dfcu branches!! I cannot begin to describe how perfect his hairline and beard were.... Then there was the perfume😍😍🙆🙆ka smilo... Kwegambaaa!!! Daaymmnn!!! Lord father I come to you with a prayer request.

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@tickng_dynamite

6 years

People who used to be spies for teachers in school... I hope you're now working with the FBI. 😂😂😂

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

“Bring girls that like soap”😂😂😂😂😂

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Here to remind you that Ebyensi n’omushenyi and that this world is really not your home.

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@tickng_dynamite

2 years

Why would you ask someone if they have eaten if you’re not trying to buy them food?? Smh

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Dry jokes Wednesday?

Abel

@ShemaAbe1

4 years

Not all men cheat.

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Guys guys guys!!! It is “lied to” not lied “I lied to you” NOT “I lied you”

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

It hits different when you’re actually called Sheba 🥺☺️😘

BIG FISH 🦈

@adekunleGOLD

3 years

If you don use sinner for knacks, you dey owe me money.

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@tickng_dynamite

6 years

So I am sitted with my auntie...And she is like "Anha??? Sheba tell me when is your introduction?" Like wooow😂😂 I have just hit my twenties can I atleast first breathe and find someone I like! These people go kill us with this marriage pressure😂😂 Abi m waiting for my elders

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

wE sHaLL leAvE aT 6pm 🤡🤡

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

My crush: you must have so many guys flooding your dms The guys in my dms:

Nuwaha™️

@Nuwaha17

4 years

Uganda enyuma mu byokusaga mwana 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@tickng_dynamite

5 years

#NewProfilePic

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@tickng_dynamite

6 years

Those people who used to do math contest and step on us... Feeling like the world's geniuses 😂😂 How is life working With Uganda Mathematical Society or wherever it is your mathematics has taken you??? 😅😅

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@tickng_dynamite

5 years

#NewProfilePic

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Your daily reminder not to kill yourself trying to finish company work, because they dont care about you! And when you die, they will replace you before you’re buried.

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Anyway one day, hopefully soon, we shall have a discussion about (and expose) men who borrow money from women and they don’t pay back!! Some of you are so shameless btw

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@tickng_dynamite

2 months

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GUYS!!! I don’t know who needs to hear this but STOP DRIVING WHILE DRUNK. STOP IT!!! STOP THAT SHIT! You’re not only endangering your life but also the lives of other road users. Just STOP!

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Phhewww!!! The pressure of being in your mid/early twenties is real!!! 😅😅

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Restricted movement within the country but tourists are still allowed into the country?? Make it make sense

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@tickng_dynamite

5 years

Something about guys in relationships being more attractive than the single ones. 😩😩😩 Is it just me???

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

@Jude_Mugabi @giseleloya First, i want to be babied before i can have a baby🥺

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Closing bars has helped some of us keep our phones longer than we normally do 😂 Anyway, Mutaasa Kafeero must be dry now.

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

11 months

So after 3000 unsuccessful attempts on Sunday, i randomly asked a friend i was with last evening to help me call my number, just for just, and — the SHOCK on our faces when it went through, and the even bigger shock when someone actually picked and said they were looking for me

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@tickng_dynamite

11 months

Naah, I’m really God’s favorite 🥹

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

If you’re going to text me “MHSRIP” just keep your condolences thanks.

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

Happy Birthday to the Hardest Worker I know and one of the most amazing people I have met.🥺 I love you so much 😘😘 Wishing you lots of blessings and moneyyyy!!! To life!!🥂 Stay vibing, Stay you! ❤️ @Mosesthesixth

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Saying the edible isn’t hitting so that it can hit 😂😂

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Dear ladies, The most stupid thing you can do when you find out your man was/is cheating is to attack the other babe because; 1. 98% of the time it’s the guy that approaches the girl, 2. The babe probably didn’t know you existed because your man didn’t mention you💀💀and

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Decided to jump onto this too

Indecisive Tré

@TreforTre

4 years

Black women, drop pics of you in different hairstyles 🤲🏾

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@tickng_dynamite

4 months

Me when they come to count me today Because my husband will find me at home 😂😂

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@tickng_dynamite

2 years

I want some of that money that y’all get and spend at night that you don’t have during day

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

It was love at first sight for the both of us. I knew from the moment i met my husband that he was the one and so did he. We dated for a period of about six months and three days before he got on one knee and proposed. Five years and two kids later, i have never been happier. 💕

μέλισσα🐝

@_marsh_melloww

3 years

Ok seriously how long did y'all date before you got married?

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@tickng_dynamite

2 years

A work week where I did not have to close myself in a bathroom and cry?? A peaceful well enjoyed weekend where I did not have to “open my laptop and get some work done”?? A nice calm relaxing Sunday without any anxiety for work ?? 😭😭 God I am so so grateful!!!! 🥹🥹

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@tickng_dynamite

5 years

Trying to choose between Wire wire Enyanda Sweet sensation Sunday Sure Tunyumirwe Squeeze Don’t stop Boom party Nkuloga Gutujja Amaaso Chikibombe Don’t get me started on John Blaq 😅 Bambi the list is long. Ugandan musicians have really entertained us this year. Tusiima🙏🏻🙏🏻

classmonitor

@classmonitorUG

5 years

Your Ugandan song of the year is ?

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@tickng_dynamite

5 years

And just like that, someone you once shared your fears and dreams with, becomes a stranger that you cant even say hi to.

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@tickng_dynamite

2 years

Anyway, here’s your monthly reminder that you are not eating your man alone and he is not eating you alone. Bamulya, atte naye alina bawaako. Toli wakitalo nyo nga bwolowooza. Wewumuze ko and focus on yourself young queens! Xoxo 😘😘😘💜

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@tickng_dynamite

4 years

Drunk texting and drunk calling .... which one is more embarrassing?? 😅😅

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@tickng_dynamite

6 months

February! What a lovely lovely month! 🥰

Atuhaire Caroline

@Atuhairecarol10

6 months

February photo dump. Let’s have it >>>>

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👑Kenyonyozi💜🥵

@tickng_dynamite

2 months

Went to pick my mum from this party and tell me why she is introducing me to her friends and saying mbu my functions are also soon🤣🤣 Which functions miss? It’s giving arranged marriage 😂😂

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@tickng_dynamite

3 years

But the truth is, if you want peace, stay out of your partner’s phone 😂😂😂 I dunno why people still don’t get this.

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@tickng_dynamite

6 years

No better feeling than checking your purse the next day from a night out and you can still afford a decent meal after spending like ur Sheila Gashumba!

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@tickng_dynamite

5 years

I like you but let's not ruin this with labels.

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