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🌸MoPedi doll🌸|Hip-Hop Head|Rolls joints bigger than King Kong fingers |IG @Thusimphahlele |Views expressed are my own and does not reflect that of my employer

Pretoria, South Africa
Joined January 2016
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
2 years
7years ago i went to the Dr cause i was not feeling well. He told me your due for a baby in two months 😩😩 he is now 7 years and i can’t imagine life without him. Yes i was on contraceptives,yes i was seeing periods,having to come to terms with having a baby in two months?😂😂😂
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2 years
Schools are closing!?Yho okare nka loma Panyaza 😭😭
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2 years
My man said he hasn’t been to Mogodu Monday before. Guess who is cooking Mogodu on a Monday?me. I’ll play him Kelvin Momo and it will be like he has been. 😂😂
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
Remember to apply lotion when your body is still damp for it to absorb better. Apply sunscreen and reapply during the day. Don’t forget to drink water and green tea. And yes castor oil grows nails and eyelashes. Have a slendid Monday 🤝
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
Pedi gents?Natural born providers. They will take care of home shame. A hill i am willing to perish on.
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@thusimphahlele
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4 years
Good Morning to Banna ba go tšwa Limpopo fela. ☕️The rest of you can go get your good mornings from your provinces.
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@thusimphahlele
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3 years
BaPedi men are the Woolworths of South African men. If you have a problem drop your location let’s fight.
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@thusimphahlele
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5 months
Because i am on bed rest and bored let me summarise the whole Makhadzi /Stalker story for you okes. Makhadzi is a TikTok creator who lets viewers into her gorgeous life which mostly consists of a lot of trips to diamond walk to travels and dates with her husband.
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
Those who grew up being told there’s no money to buy you things you wanted how’s the shopping addiction going?!
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@thusimphahlele
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3 years
@illmind_Masuku @mihlalii_n I post sbwl and then go get it!
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
2 years
@seechibuzo @sarahmbongs Rude. You could have kept quite.
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
I am watching #PodcastAndChill and this convicted murderer who killed Flabba doesn’t even show the slightest remorse. She lacks accountability and this is grinding my tits so much. The show is uncomfortable 😣
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
@sanelenkosix Finding out is one thing but in bed together?😭😭😭
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@thusimphahlele
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@thusimphahlele
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3 years
UAunty!🌸💚
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
Have a Monday as beautiful as me ka Chiskop. 🤣🤍
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@Carolinerathabe
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Chiskop Thread ladies
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
Tsogang re tsube dipatje because fuck it. 🤷🏽‍♀️🙃🤝
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
Ke phathy yaka!!!ke kgopela di birthday wishes.
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@Chris_matams @ReezaySA “I don’t potray myself “ 😂😂😂😂
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@thusimphahlele
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6 years
Finally a hashtag for me #FinePediWomen
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@fadererah_
Baby❤️🌶🌶🌶🥵
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I wanna see y’all in Orange 😑🧡
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
@itsOnly_Jessica @NoniMsi The girl really took “me in your mans car in December cause you decided to fall pregnant” for real 😭😭😭
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
2 years
Am sorry but i find Sepedi speaking men attractive 😭😭😭
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
2 years
@Mpumiln I always mix mine to ensure it’s not used by the next patron but unfortunately mine might have been eaten by someone first 🤢
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@thusimphahlele
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4 months
@WABADIMO96 Even on his main account. The accounts that keep on saying yes daddy it’s totally him!!
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
2 years
Di hashtag tsa batho ba ba single direng tša Bapedi. Ke #Aretsebaneng ?😭😭lehono gona kea te advertiser. #mjolowithazola
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2 years
@tshidi3886 @CharmaineLebese If they are not for you Tshidi sit it out. It’s okay i promise.
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
2 years
@u_gunman Shine by allegedly scamming other black people?
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
2 years
UPDATE!!!
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@thusimphahlele
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4 years
If am being honest. Nna ke rata go kukiwa 😂😂hug me?pick me up please. Randomly pick me up please. That time ke imela goreee 🤣🤣🤣mara monna ga a šhitwe 🤣🤣🤣
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AuntyThuši Mphahlele
1 year
@BEAST_OF_NEWS NAME!!!We can’t be putting pieces together.
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
2 years
@nvmbnoam My son is a GENIUS!!’He is gonna get me out of the ghetto 😂😂😂. Just kidding i don’t know why he is here but definitely there’s a reason.
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
4 years
Pedi Men...The only men that matters 😊😊
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2 years
@PhindileNtsolo I am VERY aware of this. 😬😬
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2 years
Ke re dumelang botlhe
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@mfundocj @womenforchange5 Someone said this is why i don’t reason with South African men and i see why.
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@thusimphahlele
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1 year
@saadiasallie @OfentseMashifa2 Home affairs premium?🥺🥺you are gorgeous
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2 years
@HiMinaTheo With my life?I’ll panick.
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4 years
My mama happy i jus’ bought a new auto!
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
@tununu3 My girls sound exactly the same over the phone. I can have a conversation with one and she just said listens. Mid convo she says “mommy,it’s not her,it’s me” 😭😭😭i get this please.
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My mom recently learned how to screen shot from her phone. Now she screenshots her own status to be as a status. 😭😭
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6 years
@Chris_matams @ReezaySA ........He can’t save you.
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
2 years
I need Da Les plug. 😂😂his supplier got the good good 😌
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Da Les got Sho Madjozi fucked up🤣🤣
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@thusimphahlele
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Kgale le sa mpone. Ke re le ntebeleleng for free Ke nna oo. 🤣🤣 call me aunty please. Am rebranding.
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
@Katli_molelekwa Congratulations in advance
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
@uppityella You were meant to be here. 🤍Nothing could have stopped you. Thank you for saying this because people are calling me a liar in the comments.
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@thusimphahlele
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@ptrsmatlou He said i am his everything.
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
@Nape_MM Any type of insurance is a scam. We are basically paying for assurance that should something happen they will be there. But my medical aid?i will happily pay it. They covered my pregnancy in a month. Paid gynaecologist,paed,hospital fees and numerous blood works tests.
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@thusimphahlele
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@justjiggie @mlondikaziee I need context of this pic fast fast please 😭😭😭
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@thusimphahlele
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@itaichapunza He showed up and showed off shame. 💗
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5 years
Leave Khanya and J Molley alone.They are both adults. Hypocrites.
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2 years
@NotYetUhuru_ The only thing it doesn’t clean is mens hearts.
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
3 years
Once drove with a guy whose car didn’t have no brakes so he said we have to drive until petrol runs out. At some point he would say jump out. It was a Honda Ballade. 😭😭
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@thusimphahlele
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@NorthWesTimes Yho. This farmer must be reeling 😭😭mara a ke sure ka lightning eo.
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
@GeorgeBeatsSA @VehicleTrackerz For nothing?this man works with time. if he has been waiting for an hour with someone he could have had multiple trips that paid him. His life and cat are at risk. Nje it’s not for nothing.
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
@NkosinathiShazi Tony and Dj Zintle sharing that good good. Love it please 😂😂😂
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2 years
@manzigua Luckily this is about Mogodu. 🙃
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1 year
@AdvoBarryRoux I hate that y’all don’t believe the OP this is why we don’t tell you our stories. I have been to this club in PTA i swear i saw some shady moves that day. It was first and last time.
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If you made it to the end of the 🧵 PLEASE VOTE!!! And stay safe out there. XOXO 💋
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
@BellzSeisa @TheGreatLerato A man that owns summer content 😭😭
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@thusimphahlele
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5 months
She told a story time about how she has been stalked by her now husbands ex (he was still a boyfriend when the stalking began) so she met this man and they hit it off. On her second or third date this man’s phone was ringing of the hook and that irritated her….
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@thusimphahlele
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2 years
@SfoRamangoaela I felt flutters but read that if you have had a child before they are “normal” 😂😂is like to confirm they are not
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@Fann_Fest She mentioned in the video that she has always wanted a big family. It is a blended family and she is happy. She can afford the kids so 🤷🏽‍♀️
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2 years
@micpotential Juice!!!they finish juice!!!!
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1 year
This Pearl Thusi discourse grates my tits. Men grown ass men talking about if you want to impress men you must dress up?!WTF?How many times must we tell you women dress for themselves?we put on make up for OURSELVES!!!
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@MsPearlie23
Dread🙂
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Do you guys still have your pictures from first year of varsity ? Hlebathung let me see them 🤣
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2 years
@MDNnewss Yup. Ka Sepedi we also don’t go to the funeral of somebody your partner was with.
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5 years
@Mokgadi_Heart I hope he is not dating.
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2 years
@itsOnly_Jessica Gorjus gorjus girls don’t gate keep info. Thank you for the plug. 💕
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@Bonang This is not how BONANG will announce her pregnancy if and when she is. Relax 🤣🤣
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@Statecaptur Are we now???Fun fact i didn’t know and am from Limps 😀😀😀Ey yo AKA over here 🙋🏾🙋🏾🤣🤣🤣
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@Bonisile_RMS Say On God every time you are shocked/surprised. That’s a cap when you think they are lying. That’s the basic. You should be fine. 🤣🤣🤣
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@MissyRobertsxo @Tsheogal @divinerakau @VincentDaGoblin @BathongTk Yes she announced that she moved to be with the love of her life.
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Avocado tip: Keep your ripe Avos in water in the fridge to avoid them going off. I have avos i stored in water over a month ago. Still very fresh and tastes good.
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2 years
@selepe_dintwa No he is no. Just laugh and pass or not.
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She asked him to please deal or address whoever is on the other end of the phone because she will not be taken on a date and his phone ringing like this (the phone was unusually ringing)short but frequent calls. He then said it’s nothing and switched off his phone….
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
5 years
Hi i am Thuši,A makeup enthusiast #1606shadesofmakeup
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@Nokwanda_Afrika My babies father same! That man is a gem. We never lack anything as long as he can give us. He does.
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@__WazirJay I love Foschinis rebrand. Their jeans?👌🏾i hardly go to HnM maybe i should try it.
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@Okay_Wasabi @____justsihle You requesting people to delete your videos will never not be funny to me 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@kuanele_ She doesn’t even kheredam 😭😭love her loads
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@thusimphahlele
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3 years
Here is a compilation of our MPs 👀💀Credit to SAYL for the compilation. Lena bonang hle.
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@sissgugu I swear i found my giant teddy ironing one day 😭😭 people laugh when i tell them this story. But i swear! I had won it at Gold Reef City. I threw it away the very next day.
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Let me not forget to say the police that called her to settle this out of court is now being harassed by home girl so much so that the police man ended up blocking her as well. 🌚
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Ke lebotša mehle gore te humanele mosadi wa mopedi o ipshine ka bophelo. Bona fela. Ai mapedi a fišha mahn. 🔥🔥😂😂
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@Eupho_Nia Hamanskraal slander will never not finish me 🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
Lena...Ke botse hle !☺️☺️
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@KMalatji And he was swimming looking at him instead of focusing and getting to the finish line. I’d say he was very deliberate about his pace. Urg man i love to see it.
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Somewhere between engagements rings and the relationship being on fire the man then posted Makhadzi on Instagram and that’s where all hell broke loose. Makhadzi went through the post comments and found a lady who had written a whole bible of a comment. And she asked the guy….
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@thusimphahlele
AuntyThuši Mphahlele
5 years
@PhilMphela @KFCSA There’s an instagram page dedicate to the whole wedding and a picture of the couple receiving stuff from those who pledged. Though i don’t think it’s everyone and i don’t know the admin of the page.
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And i mean tweeting her,from tweets it somehow escalated to calls now. She would call multiple times a day. She gave an example of one time she called from 7 till 00:30 with some breaks inbetween. Sometimes she calls and said things at times she would just call and breath….
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