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Which portfolio does better in 2024??? Equal-weighted, ie. 20% weighting each. 2023 Losers: $PYPL $BABA $WBA $PFE, $DG 2023 Winners: $COIN $META $AMZN $LLY, $WMT

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@sweatystartup Nick I'm 42. I was a professional endurance athlete. Almost all professional endurance athletes look much younger than their peers. Sat on plane with a 42 year old the other day, I could have been his son it was so stark. Doesn't not apply to hormone dopers.

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Every generation has their "genius" moment where they are all in, leveraged to the gills.

Cem Karsan 🥐

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I'm not a lawyer, but it is hard for me to believe that the "smartest" man in the world didn't know about Twitter bots. He was already purchasing shares on open-market in the 30s as well. @elonmusk $TSLA $TSLAQ #TSLA

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It is sort of amazing to me that: $PYPL buying back shares, is going to do 29b in revs, $5 eps, and has a market cap of 67B while $COIN is unprofitable, diluting shareholders, will do 1.42b in revs, and has a market cap of 45b

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2 years

@SelfMadeMastery They have 15x the cash as they did then. Not really a flex by Buffett.

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3 years

@subspaceforce Did anyone else noticed the bill is from 2019?

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3 years

@CharmayneBenson @ahmedaam1991 @maxkeiser @mayemusk when has Elon ever showed anyone respect. Calls a guy pedo, tells an analyst he is asking a boring question, tell the SEC to ****, commits fraud by saying "funding secured 420".

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@ajdewerd @RampCapitalLLC Cringe. I wouldn’t be flexing anything less than $10 milli. Especially not in NYC. You can flex milli in small town USA fine. My last gf was flexing with billi status peeps. She was nyc gal.

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@dope_fights_ Sad to see. This woman prob has permanent damage. Look at the way here muscled tensed up there.

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2 years

@unusual_whales Executive pay has to stop, these are our retirement plans. How are we ever going to retire if companies keep paying insane amounts of money for no-value-add c-suites peeps.

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@RyanDArthurs @zerohedge I've never seen this gif before but it is friggin great.

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2 years

@M4ver1ckTrades @DrStoxx @coinbase breaks, jpmorgan chase breaks, wells breaks… should I keep going.

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@banikarim fww, this is a form of gaslighting

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@unusual_whales Before open: After Open

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2 years

No $TSLA position just going thru the groups though. Nothing is more dangerous than the hubris of Tesla investors. It is how the stock got to where it did in the first place.

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@LyfeOfPELK @Michigandolf

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2 years

Does anyone else feel like Elon just can't help himself? $TSLA $TSLAQ

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@spotgamma @TrendSpider

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@goodalexander @netcapgirl It wasn't the millions of dollars Burry made in the Big Short that he cherishes, no, it is the fact that Christian Bale played him. That's the real flex.

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@jam_croissant Rick when @jam_croissant dropped vanna /charm flows

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🚨🚨🚨 $MBLY ALERT 🚨🚨🚨 1) A group on Fintwit is pumping $MBLY. 2) They claim to have DD but really it is nothing new, there is nothing wrong with $MBLY, but there is nothing earth shattering that is unknown about their tech However the biggie... 3) Nobody seems to

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3 years

@EnronChairman What she is thinking... "Diamond 💍 are so 2010, this is the 2020s bae, I want a man w/ Diamond hands" 💎💎💎

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This is the top. "FURUs" buying RE estate for INCOME. "secured by millions in real estate". How bout them apples @GRomePow $SPY $QQQ

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1 year

Heavily debated posting this: I invested $1,000,000 yesterday. Used basically all of last years & this years trading profits after taxes. This will pay me $8,333 / month, 10% / year secured by millions in real estate. Get money, buy income. Keep grinding, it’s possible 🙏 $SPY

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@Ksidiii A cool $4,000,000 mil notional committed to "constant yield" in $NVDA seen on FB earlier today.

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3 years

@madaznfootballr Take care of yourself. FWIW, with 30+ years of this to me it still seems like you are trading 2020 market. People on backside, no longer are waiting for spikes, they are just trying to unload their inventory without causing further collapse. Most of your losses stem from this.

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3 years

@AndySwan Not even a fair fight. You need to exclude the following from use.

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2 years

@litcapital "Oh Jeff, it isn't just the Chinese Yuan that is going to get pegged."

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7 months

@shawngorham Switch the magnesium to the evening.

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2 years

@unusual_whales Does crypto have circuit breakers like SPX? Asking for a friend.

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3 years

@AnalystEgg Melvin Capital

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2 years

@Guruleaks1 @BackpackerFI @romancresto BackpackerFi is the worst. We both went to a Wisconsin. He gives the school a bad name.

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@TLAMB91 same trade bro

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2 years

Real-life visual of Sam Long right now watching Sam laidlow winning Ironman World Championship at mile 16... #IMWC #KONA #Ironman cc: @bbculp

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3 years

@anothercohen I can promise it was a good decision to walk away. This is not the time to get in bidding wars over housings, while it may not be the exact top we are in the ballpark. I suspect on inflation-adjusted basis that this spring will remain top for foreseeable future.

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2 years

@kgreifeld This is where society is at... The sociopaths get trollier and the normal, unhinged, and gullible get trolled harder. Eventually, this 40-year pattern has to reverse, and, rational, level-headed, professional behavior gets rewarded once again.

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2 years

@_mckiski @TheCyclingGSD @roblabonne 99.9999% of all bicyclists are vehicle owners as well and already pay taxes. And instead of taxing them additionally we should give them tax credits for reducing pollution, wear and tear on roads, better overall health and less burden on healthcare system.

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@BackpackerFI (96 hs) 16 - 45K (97) 17 - 185K (98) 18 - 560K (99) 19 - 1.6M (00) 18 - 1.9M (01) 19 - 1.2M (02) 20 - 600K (03 grad from college ) 21 - 460k Estimates from memory, not exact. If I am ever hard on you it is only because I care. I'll say it again, you have way too much risk on.

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@sweatystartup I'm guessing the difference is the people you hang around with or are observing didn't sleep, rest, and recover probably and ate like crap. Also, most lifetime lifetime athletes have a variety of sports, would guess some of your peeps are running addicts.

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3 years

@sebasti00495668 @hmeisler The overall flows can continue to push up the indexes on narrower and narrower breadth but both times in my experience this had led to our longer-term bear markets. This isn't healthy IMHO.

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2 years

@_sranjan @spotgamma It implies downward pressure on the market, but not exactly acting that way at this very moment.

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3 years

@GuillermoJoya00 @justinsuntron Coming from a guy who's entire net worth is riding on it. Would you expect something otherwise.

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No judgement on some of the other FURUs, but @MrZackMorris has something like $100,000,000 and he buys $5,000 of $CHWY calls, this is how it is done people We got people spending 10% of their net worth on OTM calls after watching someone else do it and hit big. You should never

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Grabbing $CHWY calls $5000 worth

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@John_Hempton don't forget about the 80 behavioral psychologists

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@lpark1971 @WOLF_Financial Only in the US bro. Japan market still isn't above 1989 peak.

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2 years

@NickCowles11 @bgurley You are proving his point here. He is saying a generation of gains have been pulled-forward into a remarkable 13-year bull run that was simply asinine. The market could go nowhere for 30 years, just as Japan has, as it grows into its current valuation.

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@Quan @rohindhar $100,000 special assessment coming down pipe.

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1 year

@ONLYinDADE OSHA has entered the chat.

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1 year

@Aella_Girl I'm old AF and so out of touch with slang and don't follow the poly scene and that is exactly what I would take 'primary' to mean. Do people really get confused by this?

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@MsNitty1027 @OnlyFans____ I don't think so. I believe Jessie is probably a sick sociopath of the highest order, with that said, the corruption in the cook county jail system is also not ok. I do believe he is somewhat afraid of what might happen to him in the CC system.

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@BahamaBen9 This has no chance. The price you pay determines the futures return. One thing certain, top returns not going to come from stocks everyone thinks are the anointed. If anything 30 years of investing has taught me is expect to be blind-sided. I might put oil futures in there though

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@SavannahDuBois @Perpetualmaniac @rlycalm can't take a joke / couldn't take a joke.

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@realEstateTrent It’s called philanthropy I believe 😂

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@BSattern @benshapiro Well first off 482,321 isn’t for one person. Probably for at least 30-40 people (employees) so you comparison isn’t apt.

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2 years

Prob nothing, just the most important FINTWIT account (IMHO) telling all those finance bro and sis accounts that "buy and hope" is dead.

Cem Karsan 🥐

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@thecarefreebear @MacroAlf 2/2 expansion’s been a major driver of returns in assets, less so rev growth 2) the tail wind of supply side dominant econ (mon policy), & the low inflation/low rates that’s driven the success of buy/hold, is @ risk. The next decade+ will demand active mgmt not naive buy & hold.

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@DaveHcontrarian Wait, so things are about to go bust yet the SP500 is going to rise to 5500? Something doesn't make sense here, unless you are saying just oil is going bust.

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3 years

@sweatystartup I think there is space for a Youtube channel that just documents this weird stuff.

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2 years

@Guruleaks1 I still remember the day they switched from pumping to “let’s educate these mofos.” In 2019 I predicted they would get taken down. With lots of my predictions I was just early, I believe we are close. First Zack moves to Mexico. Then PJ deletes all tweets. I wonder who is the 🐀

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@nope_its_lily I like to have a Dewalt Impact Driver at the desk. Sometimes it's just good to pull the trigger on that baby. The stress seems to melt away. Much better than stress balls IMHO

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3 years

@michaeljburry Almost like it was part of the plan all along. Retail punked again

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@GreatPaul_Smith @FahimEln @passthebeano @Tesla @elonmusk

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3 years

@INVESTMENTSHULK I mean this is totally inappropriate for public obviously but WTF is with all the screaming. These people act as if they are watching a gruesome murder. Just a squirter people. Calm down.

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3 years

@gurgavin In 5 years there will be a flood of SEC cases all dating back to 2019-2021

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2 years

@gurgavin Where does this number come from?

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10 years

@irunshirtless wins inaugural beer mile at @IronmanTri #IMWC #IMKONA #KONA , @jessemthomas 3rd, Nick Van Dame 2nd http://t.co/6gFtFPZLgb

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@GerberKawasaki Imagine thinking 60x PE is cheap

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2 years

@TektorumEditor Sure you get a group of pumpers together it is possible but that isn't the scam. The scam is pump illiquid options, after you bought them, sell them to your followers, double your money, then gamble on $SPX to show it isn't just all "manipulation" so you can skin your sheep again

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2 years

@phillynode @nateobrienn What about Lehman Bros, Bear Stearns, Enron, Worldcom...

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2 years

How many millennials do you see in this line? How many boomers?

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Shades of 1930’s. This is my bank in Wellesley this morning. Boston Private Bank, recently acquired by Silicon Valley Bank. Ruh, roh.

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$TSLA bulls reacting to $AAPL EV news in excitement, only to pause, think about it, and realize that $AAPL is going to buy $RIVN...

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@thomasgerlach

3 years

@fed_speak @chamath @ewarren @CathieDWood @markminervini @APompliano Let's be honest though Cathy and Mark had some super cringe moments. Mark's Upstart CNBC presentation easily the most cringe moment of the year.

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@Lavieestcrypto1 @sciaticusrex @TickerHistory

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"You haven't truly lived until you become the 'punching bag' of $TWTR for the day" @NavalismHQ @naval

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2 years

@ProblemSniper One of the all-time great memes in this cycle. I seriously can't think of anything better from 2000s or 2008 cycle. Does anyone have anything better.

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3 years

@JWWeatherman_ It is called painting the tape not wash sale. It has been around for a long time. The housing bubble of 2000s had significant tape painting.

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3 years

@GerberKawasaki Tell me you were caught offsides without telling me you were caught offsides ⬆️👀

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@Beefy_boiz @DawgsOnTop_ @skanks17 @rileycollins__ Hate'um because you ain't um.

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2 years

@_sranjan Of courses. Happy to help. Nice to get a thank you, surprisingly that doesn’t happen very often when I help out others 🙏🏼

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9 months

You can draw all the TA you want, but stock sales and company dilution give zero f*cks about your lines drawn. $BLNK had this number of shares outstanding: 2018: 20.67m 2019: 26.24M 2020: 30.05m 2021: 41.91m 2022: 46.92m 2023 Q1: 56.47m 2023 Q2: 64.63m See a pattern?

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@unusual_whales Cathy better be careful. She is messing with the ApeNation. They won't take kindly to this.

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I have a confession to make, I can't make money unless I am sitting at my desk. All you "passive incomes bros and bras" fascinate me. $SPY $QQQ

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2 years

@paul_genn I’m in Florida. There are a milli vacant homes here just been held by speculators. Once they realize house prices aren’t going up and it costs a lot to own a vacant home in humid, rainy and damp environment they will quickly come to market.

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2 years

We live in a weird world where it is easier to scam someone than it is to run a legitimate business.

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2 years

Popular Thai YouTuber who claimed to be a successful forex trader has reportedly left the country after it was discovered that she allegedly defrauded over 6,000 victims out of $55 million

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@johnplumstead Highest RR with lowest risk IMHO. Beatiful rolling terrrain, somewhat insulated from hurricane, close to SAN, MCO, and Tampa. Top feature though, beatiful spring-fed lakes with unlimited potential.

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2 years

@theblaze The only move for @paraga to make.

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2 years

@vicsiu @lessin I've had a Robinhood account since 2014, they offered me another $250 last quarter if I deposited 15K by Mar 31st. Something tells me they were trying to goose the account balances.

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@optionscjp If I may ask what percentage of your assets were tied up in $TSLA stock at that point?

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2 months

Remember when BananaMan told you to buy $MBLY at $32 a share and I told you to sell... and then he went on a tirade against me. Ok.

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7 months

You guys want to know how pumping and dumping works. Ms. Chrissy here just made her first post in nearly six years. Ask yourself if Ms. Chrissy is a real person, or part of bot network designed to do one thing. Pump and dump stocks $NYCB

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2 years

Who's one person you really want to see brought down by the SEC? For me, it has to be Chamath.

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8 months

Ok maybe the 2nd to last one today on $COIN from me... $COIN bagholders trying to figure out how they got rugged when $BTC is up 6%. #Thorntonmellon

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@thomasgerlach

1 year

Last year $INTC did 3x the revenue of $NVDA yet $NVDA gained the market cap of $INTC 2x in one day. Think about that for a second. Nvidia grew two Intels in ONE SINGLE DAY!

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@thomasgerlach

2 years

@DBookTrading 395-397ish target. Why, backtest of the trendline, the market likes max pain, and this is a great spot for both bears and bulls to be both right and wrong, also the flip point for CTA on the last leg up.

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