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@thomaschauke

4 months

@Shadaya_Knight So all the planes that have crashed since the advent of aviation were flown by women? You are beyond redemption bro.

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@MbuyiseniNdlozi They will say if you talk about apartheid the markets will be affected and the Rand will become volatile. There is nothing that scares a black person more than the thought of losing a job.

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@ChrisExcel102 You are paid for what you do and not what you are qualified to do.

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@Lebona_cabonena Are they wanted by the police because they are Zimbabwean? I guess they are wanted because they are suspected criminals. Just call them that.

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@AFRICANDEMOC Only in first world countries where you will find the president paying hush money to porn stars.

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@thomaschauke

5 months

@ApheleleJody Good luck trying to mix water, grease and oil. Whatever concoction you come up with will be poisonous. That will hasten the recovery of the ANC. Even in its weakened form, the ANC will have to feature in any governance matrix of the country.

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@advocatemahere Mr Mugabe, the monsters you created are terrorizing citizens. They have taken your repressive tactics to a whole new level. If you were around you would be impressed by the performance of your apprentices. They are now masters in all things you taught them; looting public funds,

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@ChrisExcel102 Don’t mislead. There is not difference there. Both are danger zones unless confirmed otherwise. Many are six feet under because their eyes deceived them.

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@thomaschauke

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@ChrisExcel102 Actually people from other countries are worried about having grand children with your brian capacity. It’s a scary prospect.

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@thomaschauke

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@ChrisExcel102 Lying is stressful especially if your life depends on it.

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@thomaschauke

3 months

@ChrisExcel102 After this episode of binge drinking they go online to attack Chidimma Adetshina.

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@thomaschauke

15 days

@ColePalmer_0 This vehicle is not in Nigeria. The registration plate is Zimbabwean

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@thomaschauke

10 months

@AfricaFactsZone He must start with looters of public funds and I doubt if he will survive that.

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@thomaschauke

23 days

@ali_naka When they talk about farm murders they don’t include these ones. Not yet uhuru.

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@thomaschauke

8 months

@ali_naka I lived in Kenya and I can tell you that with all their shortcomings they are several light years ahead of Emerson’s country. Zimbabwe has regressed to the stone age era. It’s true that nothing works if the politics is not right.

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@thomaschauke

4 months

@News24 @nickymccain Happy to have whites back in charge?

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@thomaschauke

7 months

@CristianoXtra_ The award for scoring the most goals is the golden boot award. Other awards consider more than goals. If it was only goals the likes of Modric would not have won the Ballon d'Or.

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@thomaschauke

3 months

@Maluda012 So, the blond wig should make her immune to issues other “normal” women face?

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@thomaschauke

4 months

@MissNthabeleng Just stop watching it. You don’t need some strongman to enforce morals. It is an individual thing, a personal choice.

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@thomaschauke

5 months

@capean_ I thought the Western Cape was in Africa. Why would one be surprised to see black people in Africa? I smell a racist.

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6 months

@realnorma_kay Nobody expects you to do that so relax.

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1 year

@brian___jethro @bosskimhucci 💛

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@AfricaFactsZone It’s called “power politics.” The ruling party trying every trick in the book you bribe the electorate.

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@omwambaKE It was not an address but a soliloquy.

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@News24 Doomsday because of the land agenda

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@thomaschauke

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@LeratorMm And you took your time eating all sorts of junkie food.

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@thomaschauke

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@ChrisExcel102 Is that the reason HIV prevalence rates are higher in South Africa compared to Nigeria? Nigerians sleep with prostitutes and South African go for classy ladies? Imagine. If classy ladies will give me HIV I will go for prostitutes with minimal hesitation.

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@thomaschauke

3 months

@CadioArena Just eat a balanced diet. Imagine planning a meal that includes so called food for different parts of your anatomy.

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@thomaschauke

10 months

@AdvoBarryRoux I don’t know how the sovereign fund operates but I think it’s the royal family that’s rich not the tribe.

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@thomaschauke

3 months

@ChrisExcel102 A conman doing what he does best. How many millionaires are in his church?

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@thomaschauke

3 months

@ChrisExcel102 This sort of attitude perpetuates stereotypes. If you go to the hospital today you are likely to be attended to and assisted by a committed black female nurse or be seen by a black female doctor. You make it appear as if black women are not ambitious. Go to pubs in Zurich and you

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@thomaschauke

1 year

@Zvoutete14 🇿🇼🇿🇼

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@thomaschauke

4 months

@BiancaNaom1 Don’t pity him. He is no victim. People won’t question borrowing and taxation if they are confident the money will be put to good use. It is his problem that Kenyans don’t trust him.

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@thomaschauke

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@TheTruthPanther What does “undocumented” mean? They did not have passports/ visas? If so, how did the board the flight from Dubai?

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@thomaschauke

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@ali_naka Do you think if Russia calls for a Russia-Africa summit they won’t attend? Maybe a gathering involving Russia does not fall into the stupid gathering category.

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@mosatlha They don’t find it difficult to date foreign ladies, they choose not to date them because they don’t find them as attractive as the locals.

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@thomaschauke

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@_reekee The whites told them they are better than the other Africans. That was meant to pacify them and make them lose focus.

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@thomaschauke

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@nobiechishyy He owes nobody nothing. Imagine trying to feed all poor cousins; he may end up being poorer than them. His earning power hinges on the brand that he builds around himself. Maybe the way he dresses is part of the branding.

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@thomaschauke

4 months

@daddyhope Lying is therapeutic for Zanu PF and varakashi. It is not just a propaganda tool, it makes them feel good.

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@thomaschauke

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@daddyhope The thing is that the statistics you refer to relate to those who had reason to doubt paternity in the first place so it shouldn’t be surprising that most results turn out the way they do. We can’t simply extrapolate that number to the rest of the population and say 75% of men

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@mmodiba10 Even if you invest in black media the “clever blacks” will be skeptical and continue to rely on “trusted” white media. Decolonize the minds first.

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@thomaschauke

3 months

@ChrisExcel102 Fortunately matters of citizenship are governed by the law and not perceptions and sentiments. What does the law say about the so called Nigerian?

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@thomaschauke

6 months

@RefilweSeboko Bring back real women who understand that roles and responsibilities in marriage evolve for both parties and not just for women. Unfortunately some women talk of real men in the sense of being the provider and protector forgetting that when men were expected to be the providers

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@thomaschauke

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@ZuluSweG You have no control over how another grown human being behaves. Some African men think we are still living in the 1930s. You can’t behave the way your grandfathers behaved because women of today are educated and self-reliant. They are not waiting for hubby to bring food.

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@thomaschauke

10 months

@AdvoBarryRoux These are the results of fathers not taking responsibility and abandoning their kids.

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@thomaschauke

4 months

@MDNnewss As long as the mouth that caused the weight gain did not go under the knife the solution is temporary. The weight shall return with a vengeance.

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@thomaschauke

9 months

@daddyhope Was Tshabangu in the meeting? If not then the meeting was a waste of time. The party was donated to Tshabangu by Zanu PF and nobody can reverse that without the concurrence of Zanu PF. The party that Chamisa belonged to does not exist anymore so he doesn’t have to do anything.

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@thomaschauke

9 months

@joseph_kalimbwe You were lucky to be locked for two nights. In Zimbabwe it would have been two years and you would come out speaking like Mandela.

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@thomaschauke

10 months

@BarbaraRwodzi Influx of tourists? What are you smoking? Those are economic refugees returning home to see their folks.

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@thomaschauke

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@ali_naka Why are the “patriotic and xenophobic zealots” mute about this issue? Are they only interested in protecting black jobs (being snatched by illegal immigrants) and not black people’s lives?

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8 months

@zimlive April fools is still far guys. Let’s focus on Valentine for now please.

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@advocatemahere No, we need new political analysts and journalists.

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@tito_mboweni @Legends Next time try dreadlocks.

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@daddyhope Secret service? Why dignify these thugs. They are more of a Zanu PF militia than anything else.

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@thomaschauke

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@daddyhope On issues abroad, Zimbabweans ought to understand the extent to which the ANC government defended and sustained Zanu PF rule in Zimbabwe. I attended a special meeting at the African Uniom Commission in 2008 convened to discuss the Zimbabwean elections. At that point the world had

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@AfricanHub_ Condolences to the people of France. The conduit for looting resources from Cameroon has been removed.

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@thomaschauke

10 months

@Shadaya_Knight This bigotry is mind boggling. I live in Europe and I see so many Gucci shops everywhere. Are they meant for black people? How many Gucci shops are in Africa? Just go to any luxury clothing shop in Europe and you will see how they stare at you because you don’t look like their

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1 year

@Happie_Mu 💛🇿🇼🇿🇼

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@thomaschauke

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@AfricanHub_ Rubbish. The guy was not as stupid as you want us to believe

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@tito_mboweni Mboweni’s garlic with chicken

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@thomaschauke

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@MbalulaFikile How does humble pie taste Mr. SG?

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@thomaschauke

9 months

@Blue_Footy It’s the same Liverpool and even if they played the way they played today when they played Chelsea they would still have won the game. That’s how bad Chelsea has become.

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@thomaschauke

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@ali_naka If you think Joseph Boakai will be different in terms of relations with the US then you don’t know Liberia.

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@thomaschauke

4 months

@Lebona_cabonena You have never seen people who keep little monkeys as pets?

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@thomaschauke

10 months

@AdvoBarryRoux I think that is a myth. What happens is that some people go for cheap counterfeits since they can’t afford the real thing. In most European countries and the US there are no counterfeits because they enforce laws that protect businesses. For Apple products the situation is made

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@thomaschauke

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@TendayiZinyama @wicknellchivayo @ZimGvt_NDS1 Now we know why you pretend to like ED. If being a Zanu PF propagandist does not pay the bills you must find a real job.

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@ChrisExcel102 I remember a South African friend boasting that South Africa had the biggest number of white people in Africa. I couldn’t understand why he said that with pride. Now it’s beginning to make a little sense. Enjoy the rainbow nation but remember, as they say, there ain’t no black in

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@ChrisExcel102 Numbers don’t lie. You may come up with all sorts of permutations and expert analysis but that will not change the “score board.” While Malema was saying EFF won’t attack other opposition parties the DA understood they are in competition not only with the ANC. They took on all

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@thomaschauke

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@ali_naka I doubt if anything will happen in Zimbabwe. Let’s hope Kenya was the signal they needed to wake up.

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@thomaschauke

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@daddyhope Zimbabwe under Mugabe led the first real effort to bring peace to the Congo. Many soldiers deployed there died. In addition the Zimbabwean economy almost died, and now it’s permanently crippled.

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@joseph_kalimbwe “It was impounded when it violated Zimbabwean airspace while flying to Zambia.” joji Charamba.

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@UphakamaM While tribalism is a vice that should be fought, an overkill approach will not yield positive results. If you are a real revolutionary you should be bold enough to face the real gukurahundi perpetrators who are in charge of the country today. Mobilizing people to protest against

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@ChrisExcel102 I shall not speak. I don’t understand the psychology of black white men.

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@thomaschauke

5 months

@daddyhope @big4sssssss Don’t say “we are gullible.” Every society has gullible people but those people don’t define the whole society. I have watched documentaries on religious sects in the US and other societies. It has nothing to do with being Zimbabwean.

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@thomaschauke

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@helenzille Your Party was so desperate to be in government, why? For the people?

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@thomaschauke

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@crimewatchzw I fear for the lady involved. She is in danger and needs protection. Nobody owns a human being. Why beat/kill another man for having consensual sex with your wife? Just walk away if it’s too much to handle.

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@thomaschauke

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@dhonzamusoro007 Do you ever think about it before you loot? When you got the US$228k from the PSMAS did you think about those who gave up their lives for all citizens to have access to healthcare? Bloody hypocrite!

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@Am_Blujay We have to beat up idiots who follow mentally deranged people.

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@daddyhope “Some Ugandans have said that if the Yoweri Museveni of 1986 were to meet the Museveni of today they would fight on sight - they would shoot each other." George Kanyeihamba

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@thomaschauke

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@drjaytee87 You are exposed to the elements; scorching sun yet you destroy that which could have protected you.

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@thomaschauke

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@SandileMakeba What are you smoking dude?

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@ali_naka Blacks who suffer from inferiority complex glorify racists.

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@WilliamsRuto

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@thomaschauke

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@Joe__Bassey He should build institutions and empower them to do the job they are meant to do. How will he handle cases reported directly to him. Does he have time to deal with the reports? There is nothing to celebrate here. It won’t work.

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@matinyarare @buymybooks2 The dude who is sexual attracted to young girls is chilling with some young girls. Predatory instinct!

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@thomaschauke

10 months

@BBCAfrica His behavior is unAfrican. How does one resign over such a small thing? In African politics nothing is worth resigning for, not even murder.

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@hwendec And what’s your point? We are sick and tired of self anointed pontiffs. If you were that principled you should have spoken before the elections. We know why you couldn’t do that.

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@Lebona_cabonena 100% black everything, where are the non-racist whites? Are you insinuating that the issues over there are due to the absence of white people? Only lazy thinkers won’t have issues with your reasoning.

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@Joe__Bassey No more excuses. Neocolonialism thrives because we tolerate it. It is not the fault of the neocolonialists. Africa will never be truly free as long as it’s led by greedy politicians who who collaborate with neocolonialists. They prioritize their pockets over national interests.

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@ali_naka North Korea vibes.

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3 months

@Time_SRT_News Imagine a CEO who is forced to fire his entire management team because shareholders and clients think it’s underperforming. The change of management is not his own initiative but a way to save his own job. Can such a CEO be trusted? The dismissal of cabinet is a ruse meant to

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@Lebona_cabonena Wow, he was appointed a few days ago and he has already implemented policies that led to the planting and harvesting of cheaper potatoes. Genius!

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@Shadaya_Knight You are just like the racists. People react differently to such abuses. He needs professional advice not rants from some social media “alpha male”who thinks that having a macho psyche is the solution to everything a man faces.

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@KakwenzaRukira If that’s what you believe then say nothing to your children. Forget about advanced aerial technology, Africa needs advanced agricultural technology. The biggest issue in most of Africa is food insecurity. Let those who believe in the God of Israel do their thing. However, don’t

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@Hon_Kasukuwere It has always been a crime scene. Only difference is that some of the criminals fell out of favour with the big bosses.

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3 months

@lavern_spicer I thought black Jamaicans are of African descent

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@joseph_kalimbwe The way you repeat his name is malicious. Across the Zambezi your neighbors won’t mention his name.

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@staneve02 They become Zanu PF youths

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@thomaschauke

3 months

@ChrisExcel102 She is not like us; meaning? Her name? The way she speaks? The way she looks? If she was white would you feel the same about her?

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@daddyhope The thing with FRELIMO is that it’s not a one man band. When Armando Guebuza tried the third term nonsense they stopped him. Compare and contrast with the 2030 nonsense across the border.

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