Thogdad @thogdad Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Thogdad

1 year

Brave. Supremely talented. Amazing work ethic. Tina Turner broke the silence about domestic abuse in the 1980s and inspired a generation. Rest in peace.

0

34

Last Seen Profiles

@ethan83111

@stw_pdg

@it26429348

@0xtincy

@kyuchaesia

@KnitFinance

@Soathefirstt

@gia_rip

@DaniellaGeno

@macieksmolka

@FabienEngelmann

@indahbugil62

@MahamidGas69092

@Drumpydynamo

@its_defnotme

@k_letheo66

@Trieu_Chi_Trung

@KhmysNrjs

@AlexisXdam

@Nosabenligar

@lioetin

@stw_pdg

@melisdahh

@ws_x8i

@tokkisanrio

@momo_camera

@okantastann

@Profetanista

@KirstinePrimdal

@challenger029

@AZAlawieh

@KBM117

@Neutral_Turtle

@ROLVeStuff

@WeOutsideTho

@sasarm1

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

On the way to the protest

142

205

12K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

The European Super League. The biggest display of greed since I ate 6 packets of pickled onion Monster Munch in one go.

46

388

10K

Thogdad

@thogdad

4 years

Hair band (£5). Air guitar (free). Having the goal ruled out for offside after the choreographed performance (priceless).

34

328

8K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

ThogMum told me I can only drink one glass of wine per day 🍷

36

66

6K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Who else claims they aren’t religious and then prays at moments like this? Thank God that Christian is alive.

66

105

6K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

@Jaack On the bright side, masturbation has been reduced to 77% of your time

28

31

6K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

I don’t like cancel culture but I’ll make an exception for Kurt Zouma. Vile.

85

256

5K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Gained an hour with the clocks going back, but then pissed 45 minutes away watching the first half of Norwich City vs Leeds United

20

120

6K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Fantasy Premier League is really starting to piss me off

26

146

5K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

No country in the world except England would leave exceptional talents like Phil Foden & Jack Grealish on the bench

58

162

5K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Would it be really sad for a middle-aged bloke to get this trim? (Asking for a mate).

76

32

5K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

On the way to the protest (part 2)

66

74

5K

Thogdad

@thogdad

2 years

@StokeyyG2 Imagine the bullying I got at school in the 1970s for being called Thogdad

19

18

5K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

That was for Vichai

8

83

5K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Thogmum, send me a note on Facebook, Instagram or WhatsApp when you want me to come back from the pub

16

99

5K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

“When Perez dies we’re on the gear” Chant, Stamford Bridge

36

270

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

£289m of talent on the Manchester United bench today. The market value of all players in League One and League Two is £222m. Go figure.

67

218

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

UEFA sending me a refund for 28 Euro 2020 tickets. That’s me on the piss tonight.

16

47

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Stopped at a red light. Driver of car in front gets out of his Audi and approaches my car. (What have I done wrong?) “Thogdad!” he exclaims through my open window. We fist-bump. He gets back in his Audi and zooms off. Funny London moments part 94.

25

49

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

5 years

The reason Iran won’t dare to invade us

36

307

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Yeah, why do refereeing decisions always go England’s way in major games…

44

200

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Bolton Wanderers 6-0 Sunderland Most convincing victory I’ve seen in 47 years as a fan, man and boy

55

41

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

My daughter just got the job of Student Ambassador for Jägermeister. Never been such a proud Dad.

35

16

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

4 years

Devastated that Claude has died. 3 weeks ago he was bantering with us on our YouTube show. Please hug and talk to your family and friends everyone.

20

84

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

This is what the true fans think

66

326

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Whatever happens tonight I’m massively proud of Gareth Southgate and every one of our England lads 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

49

160

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

4 years

Just been sent this. Greg Paul, if you want some I’ll give it ya

104

143

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

#GiveThogdadTheTick

36

113

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

You have to be a certified c*nt to beep at a stalled learner driver. Rant over.

23

55

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

4 years

Had enough of this social distancing. Three of my best mates have just shown up.

106

204

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Steve Bruce - an honourable man who overachieved at Newcastle in near-impossible conditions 👏

134

63

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

2 years

These chaps aren’t happy 🇦🇷 🇸🇦

53

45

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Mo Salah looked embarrassed to score that 4th goal

13

22

4K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

TASTES LIKE PROMOTION!!!

44

88

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Prince Philip, we salute your service sir

41

127

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1946

19

50

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Easiest question of the day

28

68

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Wander into the lounge in my pyjamas, yawning loudly and clutching my post-hangover brew. “Get out Dad, I’m live on Sky Sports!”

15

19

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Just got to pass the medical and I’m a La Liga player 😝

20

11

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Nuno Espírito Santo just spotted buying a trophy cabinet from IKEA so I’m not sure he’s off to Spurs

45

104

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Just played in a 6-a-side game where the average age of the players was like half my age. Need a bottle of Aussie Shiraz, some Netflix and a few weeks of rest 🍷

21

10

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Kai Havertz just dropped the F-bomb on BT Sport. Fucking legend.

21

76

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Was I spotted on TV? Need a VAR check

22

55

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Would love to see Ivan Toney and Brentford in the Premier League next season. Cracking family club.

23

36

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Great filming with these legends yesterday

12

14

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

I love my job, me

18

5

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

First major final for England in my lifetime Trust me that’s a long fuckin’ wait

34

44

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Can someone please explain why James Ward-Prowse doesn’t make the England squad

100

45

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

So sad for the lad Mason Greenwood missing Euro 2020

27

30

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

2 years

Just proud ❤️

46

34

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

4 years

It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture...

37

38

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

4 years

Manchester City 82% possession. More clingy than my Ex.

50

121

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Proud Dad part 101. What a day to hit 150,000,000 views on the Thogden channel.

17

13

3K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Thogden just compared Cristiano Ronaldo to Wes Hoolahan. Kicking off in the kitchen big time right now.

40

39

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

If England win Euro 2020 I’m wearing this gear for a day @boohooMAN

22

39

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

It’s called a ‘bad day at the office’. Happens to us all.

75

24

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Breakfast time

25

22

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

4 years

No need to be so offensive lads and lasses

103

110

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

4 years

He ordered a coke so I gave him the lager.

44

20

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Hungary passed an anti-LGBT law in June 2021. Don’t be surprised when a significant minority of Hungarian football fans are intolerant, yobbish, unpleasant & backward.

16

55

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Didn’t manage the whole 24 hours for Movember but the old fella did alright

15

8

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

ThogMum wakes me up at 3am this morning asking if we can talk about something urgent. Turns out her mate in St Petersburg, Russia is having trouble finding a babysitter for tomorrow.

17

19

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

5 years

I know a very good lawyer and insist that criminal charges are brought against these parents immediately.

Theo

@Thogden

5 years

Wtf have I just seen 🤢

331

122

4K

58

94

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

2 years

What a disgraceful way to treat Sean Dyche after everything he’s achieved at Burnley Football Club

21

38

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Oh God no, that reminded me of when Fabrice Muamba went down

10

39

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

He drinks the vodka He drinks the Jäger His head is particularly large

13

40

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Yeah, great body Mo but you just cost me 2 Fantasy Premier League points pal

10

43

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Sports Personality of the Year 2021. Stop the vote.

16

34

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

2 years

Today Cristiano Ronaldo lets his feet do all the talking 🐐 🇵🇹

28

92

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Final whistle blown. Bolton promoted. Doorbell rings and our Arsenal supporter neighbour hands us a bottle of wine and says well done. Class North London moment.

23

28

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

ThogMum: "You've not forgotten we're going round to my sister's house for dinner on Sunday night?"

36

16

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

2 years

Alcohol is haram (forbidden) in this part of the world so I’m giving up the booze until the end of the World Cup out of respect to my Muslim hosts. What could possibly go wrong? 🥛 ☕️

74

31

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

What’s the protocol for hitting 50k followers on this site, do I have to post something controversial and offensive?

37

6

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Honoured and humbled to be voted Best in Video at the Football Content Awards last night, thanks to everyone

41

16

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

2 years

7 home clean sheets in a row 👏

18

11

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

I can neither confirm nor deny these rumours

14

21

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Dear Little Arthur is in our prayers today. If you have suffered any kind of physical, emotional or sexual abuse then the Childline number is 0800 1111. All calls are free and confidential.

9

59

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

2 years

Bought a round of 5 beers for £16 in Barnsley earlier this week. “Bloody hell” I exclaimed “that would get me 1 pint down in London Town”. Whole pub in stitches. Round of applause broke out. Only bloke not clapping was on crutches but he stamped his crutches instead. @_DHOTYA

10

21

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Rest in peace little Isla 😢

7

26

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Triple jabbed. Much less painful than seeing Bolton lose to Wigan #NHS

19

14

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

That VAR decision in full: “We need Manchester United in the next round of the FA Cup. No goal.”

24

47

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Koke is having a good sniff at goal

19

22

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

10 years ago the world lost this beautiful person. Gary Speed, never forgotten.

13

33

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Christian Eriksen to Brentford would be a beautiful day for football

12

15

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

2 years

That blue tick tastes like promotion

28

16

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

4 years

Don’t understand. Why would anyone want to smash that mirror?

bailey

@baileyellis7_

4 years

Your 3rd @ gets to smash 👀

306

5

300

70

36

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Don’t tell me that this kid is no longer even a teenager. Happy 20th birthday son!

39

13

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

2 years

They spelt ‘Thogdad’ wrong again

15

11

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

3 years

Who is one player that every Premier League club needs to SELL? Club, player and reason please.

361

10

2K

Thogdad

@thogdad

4 years

I've been playing 5-a-side football in London for 10 years now. I just want to take a moment to say a massive thank you to the other 4 members of my team. Love you guys.