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@thisismcgregor

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iOS Engineer. Crypto. Parrothead. Fins up forever. 🦜🌴

Texas, USA
Joined March 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@thisismcgregor
alex
3 years
Sweatshirt arrived today. Very comfy. @cryptoadzNFT
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4 years
Chips and queso don’t have calories if you’re within Texas borders. It’s science.
@SorryImTexan
Sorry, I'm Texan
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I’m legally not allowed to refuse chips and queso
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3 years
@NBCNews 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
@greg16676935420 @elonmusk Please never leave Twitter Greg.
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2 years
@RichardHanania @heckyessica I have one. Am I more qualified to run Twitter than the guy who founded PayPal, SpaceX, reinvented electric vehicles, and is fixing LA traffic with tunnels? Serious question.
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5 months
(pause)
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4 months
someone else found the boden truck and i didn’t realize the truck had audio, i am dead 💀 😂🤣
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4 months
a wild boden meme machine appears. 👀 it will be around Crotona Park from 2-10PM share any pics and vids!
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9 months
taylor lorenz missing her fourth Christmas bc ppl don’t wear masks. taylor you need to seek psychiatric help.
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3 years
Introducing, CrypToadz Stickers! I'm so glad it got approved before the NYC NFT conference. Share vibes with your friends and family. Turn your Messages threads into a swamp full of vibing CrypToadz. @cryptoadzNFT
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5 months
this is the wallet that dumped $8M of boden and pumped it directly into USA and now he’s acting like it’s “playing out” and all organic. this is who you’re trading against. 🫡
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10 months
@stoolpresidente they’ll be replaced but whoever replaces them will think the exact same way. DEI has poisoned our educational institutions
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4 months
you know what else will be there? the jeo boden truck.
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johnny maga
4 months
The Biden campaign is holding a press conference with "special guests" outside the courthouse where Trump is on trial The guests include: Robert De Niro (wearing an N95 mask) and Capitol police officer Michael Fanone You can't make this up
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3 years
CrypToadz Stickers 1.6 is out 🐸 Now featuring the most !vibe crossover, XTOADZ. @XTOADZNFT launches on Dec. 22nd. Get on the whitelist! I also added a few @cryptoadzNFT The app is free. Buy me a beer at thisisalex.eth if you feel so inclined.
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8 months
there is no second best.
@James_Holzhauer
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8 months
who got that one Jeopardy clip
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5 years
@AmbDana This is a bad take.
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4 months
“erectionists” >boden >jeo boden
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5 months
if ur dumping boden when he’s about to be war time boden you’re an idiot. if I am wrong I will simply delete this post.
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4 months
boden. we are cooking. you have no idea. higher.
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2 years
@AutismCapital @SBF_FTX I don’t think he has enough capital to afford Twitter Blue tbh.
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4 months
normalize calling Joe Biden, Jeo Boden. 🏌🏻‍♂️⛳️
@OldRowOfficial
Old Row
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Thanks Jeo Boden
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4 years
@heckyessica I had to mop today and my dog wouldn’t move. I had to mop around my dog. Note the mop lines around his fat 🍑
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5 months
how @pt0kes is gonna giga send boden to $100B market cap and a coinbase listing
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2 years
It’s finally here. The @cryptoadzNFT golf bag. 😍 Featuring toadz from @DeezeFi @MotivateMeV2 @CozomoMedici and more. @supergremplin your art looks incredible! @vesselbags excellent work. Can’t wait to take it on the course. 🏌🏻‍♂️
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2 years
Will trade my Moonbirds Fannie pack for this. I’ll throw in the socks too.
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goblintown
2 years
Wₑ bₑ ₜₐₖᵢₙ ₑₜₕ ₐₙd ₘₒₙₑy, dₑᵣ bₑ ₛₜᵤff fₒᵣ ₑᵥₑᵣₑₑwₒₙ ₍ₑᵥₑₙ ₑₑf yₐ dₒₙₜ ₕₐᵥ ₐ gₒb₎! dₐ gₒbₗₒₙᵢ ₐₙ @truth ₐₙ @secretsociety ₕₒₗdᵤᵣ cₐₙ gᵢₜ dₐ ₛₚₑₛₕᵤₗ ₛₜₒₒf ₜₒₒ!
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3 years
@KeyboardMonkey3 BAYC holders be like:
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i know @proof_xyz is busy and heads down rn but imho, opepen is becoming the art collectors pfp if it's not already. super creative. large shoes to fill.
@Tyler_Did_It
TylerD 🧙‍♂️
1 year
Opepen R005 "VVR" has revealed and opened at a 5 ETH floor. We have seen 1 sale so far, at 4 ETH, on an edition of 40. Predictions for where R005 will stack up from releases 1-5?
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3 years
TIL Stevie Nicks was nearly the singer for one of Princes most iconic songs. 🤯
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3 years
Happy Friday! Excited to share there’s a new update for CrypToadz Stickers 🐸 As always, more toadz have have been added, but this time they brought with them something special. Holiday cheer! 🎅🏻🎄 Download it here:
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3 years
Current status. @cryptoadzNFT
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7 months
@JJWatt @KealiaOhai v nice hair cut sir. but where are the frosted tips? 😔
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4 months
co-founder of Solana labs says boden is the exemplary meme 🤌🏻
@boden4pres
Jeo Boden
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💅🏻✨ boden. exemplary. ty toly will give u good cabinet position what do u want ur title to be? @aeyakovenko
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4 months
his name is jeo boden
@blknoiz06
Ansem 🐂🀄️
4 months
we rode pepe to billions, bonk to billions, wif to billions, will ride XXXXX to billions, & will continue to trade memes until the cycle has macro topped memecoins are a trend that is accelerating not slowing down
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4 months
jeobs not finished.
@OldRowSwig
Swig 🇺🇸
4 months
Spotted near the Trump rally in the Bronx 👀
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5 months
where boden is going, we don’t need roads much higher
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5 months
jeo boden is built different. jeo boden once again misreads the teleprompter.
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
5 months
NOW - Biden: "Four more years. Pause."
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4 months
jeo boden always funny
@Casey
Casey Neistat
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what the hell is joe biden laughing at? I think he's stoned
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boden the jeobs not finished.
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@RevolverNewsUSA
Revolver News
4 months
The Rise of the Right-Wing Meme Coin...
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2 years
Calling the assassination of Japans former prime minister “gun violence” is quite the take.
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4 months
@Casey travelpro. have had the same one for 15 years.
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10 months
@BillieRaeBrandt did the blue haired child bring a game boy to a podcast
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7 months
there is no second best. $boden 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
@farokh @brian_armstrong @SenWarren @SECGov She loathes crypto. She wants everyone to be stuck with petro dollars and to stay poor. She is bought out by big banks and doesn’t care about the underbanked.
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5 months
boden on @Timcast u say? and he says it’s a pump and dump? ngmi
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3 years
“I can’t afford chicken anymore.” “Have you tried liquor?!”
@SteveGuest
Steve Guest
3 years
Jen Psaki: "My advice to everyone out there who's frustrated, sad, angry, pissed off, feel those emotions, go to a kickboxing class, have a margarita..." UNREAL. How is this the "advice" that is now coming from the White House?
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11 months
hello @cryptoadzNFT wyd?
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3 months
@0xAllen_ he cannot stay awake that long
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3 years
My @peacevoid_world groupie. It’s the only one with this hat, jacket, and VR Squiggle eyes 👀
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3 months
holy shit he said “end of quote” again are you kidding me lmao
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5 months
bodenomics
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@yugacohler
yuga.eth 🛡
5 months
The FDV of BODEN is higher than DEGEN. Wow.
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@Casey yeah but have u been to Costco
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5 months
hearing things. (boden)
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7 months
outside of the obvious "i should have bought more btc", the largest "challenge" i faced was reviving blockchain dot com's iOS wallet. back in 2018 the codebase was 60% javascript and 40% Objective-C. not great! #OP_CAT_Legends
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it’s jeover sell it all
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3 years
@punk6529 Correct. I am an engineer on one of the larger non custodial wallets. I assure you we will be fighting the good fight.
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3 years
@dreamfall6 @washingtonpost You realize that means companies aren’t able to make as much product, thus not able to make as much money, and ultimately will either have lay offs or go out of business, right? No, you don’t.
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4 months
i think we underestimate how young some crypto holders are. many haven’t been through an election cycle. it’s going to get silly. higher.
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@DeeZe
DeeZe ⛳🏌️‍♂️
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@Lambo_Whale ELECTION ISN'T UNTIL NOVEMBER
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@benekcj @Austen poor people can’t be good at golf? why does this make u so mad
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5 months
don’t fumble your boden bags anon 🍦🏈
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boden ppl who sold 0 boden
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boden v whales
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boden.
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omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
Nounish Stickers is here! @nounsdao is iconic as are nouns glasses. So, I put together a stickers app. Stick glasses on everything! Download it here:
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5 months
the bodening will be swift
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sniff sniff
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3 years
Update 1.7 for @cryptoadzNFT stickers is live! Valentine's Day is around the corner so CupidToad has joined the swamp. ♥️🐸 @jackmaschka 🎨 The app is free. Send beer money to thisisalex.eth if you feel so inclined. !vibe
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@bryan_johnson @this_is_mallory he’s def funnier than you Mallory.
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3 years
Small update to @cryptoadzNFT stickers. @complexdognft made this beer guzzling toad and I figured it would be popular. Download it here: !vibe
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pray for our nation
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@CassandraRules wrong. shut up.
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3 years
@Casey You’re in California, not Texas.
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3 years
I needed a new bag and we like the @cryptoadzNFT . Featuring @MotivateMeV2 , @DeezeFi and @CozomoMedici . It should arrive in the next few weeks. Could it use more toadz? Probably. !vibe @mdudas @LinksDAO
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sniff sniff
@RNCResearch
RNC Research
4 months
BIDEN: "I say to every young man thinking of getting married, marry into a family with five or more daughters" 🥴
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@twobitidiot
Ryan Selkis (d/acc) 🇺🇸
4 months
Never go full Boden.
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@LHSummers @Harvard your alma mater taught kids how to be commies. idk why you’re shocked they’re acting that way.
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@stoolpresidente in the old times it was a sign of wealth and abundance
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@SamSullivan @Cernovich Wow. We did it. We saved them.
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@Jason if ur in ai pivot to crypto 🤡🤡🤡
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idk i think the dunks on @moonbirds for this aren’t fair. experiments like this i call toys. @kevinrose prob knows what im referring to here.
@moonbirds
Moonbirds
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1/ It’s official! Moonbirds has been selected to partner with @Spotify for their exclusive pilot bringing token-enabled features to their platform. Here’s what holders need to know about this unique experience:
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reassuring update from @POTUS and his medical staff
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3 years
Just tap and hold and the image or gif becomes a sticker that you can drag into your iMessage. You can use another finger to shift the sticker around, make it larger, or smaller. You can overlap stickers on top of one another as @DeezeFi recently discovered 🤣
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2 years
Sticky Birbs is live🦉 Enjoy some iMessage stickers @moonbirds , hoot hoot. Couldn’t do this without CC0 btw. 🙃 Download it here:
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@OldRowSwig @Cernovich NO POORS ALLOWED.
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3 years
A war-torn swamp needs saving. Join the resistance, and fight for toad-kind. Introducing a new toad to the @cryptoadzNFT iOS sticker pack RamboToad, one of the stars of @gitoadz . G.I. Toadz is launching in Jan. 2022. More to come. !vibe Download here:
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4 months
BuT BoDeN eXpIrAtIon DaTe!!1!1
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@blknoiz06
Ansem 🐂🀄️
4 months
@Web3Quant WIF MICHI PUPS WZRD BODEN
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@MoonOverlord @hentaiavenger66 you’re midcurving this one bud.
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4 years
@RealJamesWoods I get some may not see the utility as I do, however you could literally replace "bitcoin" with "the dollar" with what you just said, and it would be accurate.
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@wfaa @dalehansen Woz will let out a wooooo for Miss Hailey. RIP.
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cats shit in boxes in your house. jeo boden just does it in his pants. jeo boden built different.
@MoonOverlord
moon
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Dog coins are worth $50 billion Cat coins are only worth $600 million there is 65 million dog owners in the US there is 46 million cat owners in the US not even a 2:1 ratio, but dog coins have a 8000%+ higher aggregate marketcap. the cat sector will rerate bigly soon.
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a wild Boden appears.
@JupiterExchange
Jupiter 🪐
4 months
1/  Today, we’re kicking off the Giant Unified Market initiative - our key effort to bring all assets into a single atomic market, accessible by everyone in the world with a fraction of a cent. Only on Solana, powered by Jupiter, enabled by the best partners in crypto.
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