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@thisMfAmazing

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Half man half amazing. More like, half coherent, half hot mess. Authentic, Real Niggah no Gimmicks. Macharia going crazy on Twitter again...

In my feelings
Joined August 2023
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@thisMfAmazing
2 months
Just incase I don't return home today, tell mom I tried. And I'm sorry for all my failures. Bye #RUTOMUSTGO
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@thisMfAmazing
2 months
This was me. Nimeenda stage direct
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Protester narrowly escapes being abducted by unknown men along Moi Avenue
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@thisMfAmazing
4 months
My last high, before I drown myself like Avicii. I was always meant to die like this, lonely and unhappy. It was nice knowing y'all. I hope it's just sunshines and moonlights on the other end. Ik y'all will miss me when I'm gone. But life goes on
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@thisMfAmazing
2 months
So kimani deserves another phone but I don't? While we both lost our phones in a similar situation? Nkts.
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@thisMfAmazing
4 months
I was worse 😭😭
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@ThisFredi
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"si uniangalilie hii number kama iko na profile picture" 😭
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@thisMfAmazing
2 months
Thank you to everyone who came through. I love yall🥹🥺❤️
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@ombachi13
dennis ombachi OLY
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Let’s not forget we might not align in principles but we are all a community of common destiny 🇰🇪 As we #FreeGaitho we also #FreeAlinurMohamed and if your hashtag never made it, hatuja kusahu we just never saw it, it’s not a pity Olympics as the police bullet on a ‘Big Wig’ and
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@thisMfAmazing
10 months
Hakuna mtu anapenda ugali. Y'all be faking it
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
This fool definitely knows something
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@thisMfAmazing
2 months
WAMESHOOT MTU MMOJA FUCK
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Billy The GOAT
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WAAH!
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@thisMfAmazing
5 months
Tumeni za sumu kwa iyo number 😭
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Celebrating the life of Marto. May his soul rest in peace
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August photo dump,anyone?
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I didn't know my mom was still in the house. I was smoking at my usual window ndio nikaskia amefungua mlango ya her room. Ju ya kupanic mi nimetupa my blunt nje ya dirisha without thinking I can't access the area😭 guess chenye nimefanya
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Ik hating on strangers is stupid lakini psychosins nakachukia damn 🤦‍♂️ naeza kadunga dunga visu adi kakufe
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Smoke weed everyday
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🥲💔all I do is being amazing
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
Watu wanono hawananga msimamo
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felloh🌻💕
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Octopizzo is the kenyan J Cole, no debate!
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@thisMfAmazing
6 months
My tats ni kama zinapata infections, idk why but ni za mkono tu zinabehave ivi
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It's a beautiful day I guess
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Are you brave enough to show us your block list?
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@thisMfAmazing
5 months
Attracting both genders is not for the weak
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It's been a good day ngl
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To all the mfs who thought I wouldn't reach 1k without your follow, I didn't wanna prove you wrong but you left me no option. Fuck y'all
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@thisMfAmazing
2 months
Kuna AUDI KDL 554T inazunguka ikilipa goons #RejectFinanceBill2024
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
Smoke weed, go to class, concentrate, don't talk to no one. After the class, be the first one to leave, still, don't talk to nobody. Go back to your boring crib and smoke weed again
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@thisMfAmazing
3 months
Naskia kupika chapo za kubeba kesho🤦‍♂️
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@thisMfAmazing
7 months
Updates
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@thisMfAmazing
7 months
Nilikua natoka shule, apo gate A kunakuanga na askari wawili. Mmoja akaniita nikitoka. Akaniuliza jina nikamwambia masharia. Akaniambia nakaa mcoasty, akaniambia anaitwa Ali. Akaniambia na nakaa mi uchoma sana nikamwambia hapana.
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@thisMfAmazing
7 months
24 is that you?
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@thisMfAmazing
6 months
Mangai nimembao all the way from Murang'a to embu
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@thisMfAmazing
2 months
@wannaBeMase Idk. I'm sure they have arrested watu kadhaa
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@thisMfAmazing
10 months
@Josh001J Wakamba will never beat the allegation. We ni Snitch
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Uyu wa josh akimuacha itabidi tumuendee cause we've never seen our boy this happy
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
Fucking another girl while thinking about your girl is not cheating
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Bigwigs wako dm wakiniambia niwashe nots. Have shame
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@thisMfAmazing
4 months
And when I'm gone don't come blowing my line ati I wish heaven had visiting hours and other bs
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
Ngugii akiimagine mamba wamekula pizza yake, anatokwa na wazimu kijana wetu ngugii. Kitanzii baina ya ngugii na mamba lakini ngugii ni Dangamanyaa. Aaaah
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@thisMfAmazing
2 months
Ntakua nimekosea mtu nikienda ulevi?
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
2018. All cute and shit. Nilikua adi na piercing😂😂 that shawrry giving me that look ako na mtoi wa pp1 already
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@TheOtherDelo_
A Pimp Named Slickback
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A photo of you in first year,mlete tuone
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@thisMfAmazing
4 months
Sikuizi nalala naamka napata nilitoa nguo zote usiku na sikumbuki nikitoa. Leo it's like the 4th day I'm trying to figure out kama niko sawa. Ata simu sijui nani aliichukua, akanitoa earphones na akaekelea ju ya meza. Honestly speaking sijajiskia the whole night
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
📸
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@thisMfAmazing
7 months
Nilikua natoka shule, apo gate A kunakuanga na askari wawili. Mmoja akaniita nikitoka. Akaniuliza jina nikamwambia masharia. Akaniambia nakaa mcoasty, akaniambia anaitwa Ali. Akaniambia na nakaa mi uchoma sana nikamwambia hapana.
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@thisMfAmazing
5 months
I need to get laid. I can see voices, smell sounds, hear tastes, it's getting worse each day
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@thisMfAmazing
7 months
Mtu anafinya wapi dollars zinakam?
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@thisMfAmazing
8 months
My last pic here. Still haven't seen a mf fresh like me
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@thisMfAmazing
3 months
Kenyatta avenue innit
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@thisMfAmazing
6 months
So yesterday we went swimming...
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
We fucking out mfs
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Why don't female animals have periods every single month?
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Fuck I just wanna sleep at 1k
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@thisMfAmazing
7 months
My sis died cause of a drunk doctor Mbagathi hospital 2014 feb. She would be turning 11 tomorrow. She was a lady
@njeng_Ah
°⁠ ͜slim🫧
7 months
Hey, mshawai encounter daktari mlevi?
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I don't mean to brag lakini kuna watu nimepita followers uku mara kama kumi 😂
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
Ayoo. Look where I was rolling my weed at today 😂
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Chat, is it bad to flirt with your sis?
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@thisMfAmazing
6 months
Haha. Watu wakiskia you smoke weed huwa wanangoja uchizi or you fail in life ndio waseme they always knew.
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Tangu account yangu iende I'm smoking too much and I love it
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Btw ni maboiz pekee wanapull up iyo baze ya masao.
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If I don't cook rn I'll still cook at 3 am. Fuck it, sucks to be me
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Ntawasumbua na followers adi I get all my mutuals back. 3k loyals to go so far
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@thisMfAmazing
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March photo dump,anyone?
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@thisMfAmazing
7 months
Kama si my football skills my expensive phone ilikua ianguke vibaya. Nimeituliza na mguu ya left ka prime Marcelo
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@thisMfAmazing
4 months
No grave can hold my body down
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700 in 4 days. Maybe I should start calling myself an influencer
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@thisMfAmazing
6 months
Rolled this one using my blood
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Jana was my birthday na not even my mama noticed
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
One for masao. Cause he's a bitch
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I have this urge to disappear and go somewhere nobody knows me, switch off my phone, or change my number and start a new life there from scratch
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
Nilikua natembea ndevu zikanitega
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Idk who said smoking weed makes you a bad person
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RIP Marto. We'll never smoke weed with you again, na venye you used to roll some nice blunts for us. Nakumbuka time ya mazishi ya uncle, I ran out of weed na ulinifungia malocal tatu makolo. Hatutawai kunywa keg na we tena, hatutai cheza ball na wewe tena, sai hatuna keeper...
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@thisMfAmazing
8 months
Lately nasweat usiku adi nadhani nimejikojolea. Hii ni full blown ama asymptomatic stage?
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Who be this? 1hr ain't done yet 🥵
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@thisMfAmazing
6 months
I hope it's not too early
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
Nimefua, nikaosha vyombo, nyumba ikang'ara, nikaoga, nimelewa, niko na bangi. I can't see heaven being better than this
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Masharia in his maumau era #NaneNane #NaneNaneMatch
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Watoto wa 2007 wako 18yrs ama uyu ananipima?
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@thisMfAmazing
10 months
Kuna dem huezi chew ama utaharibu reputation. Inabidi tu umemueka friend zone direct
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@thisMfAmazing
4 months
Enroute the nearest locals
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@thisMfAmazing
3 months
Ik I'm very irrelevant lakini incase kuna mtu ananitafuta niko apa githurai
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Has anyone ever died in a dream?
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@thisMfAmazing
4 months
I can use suicide for therapy
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@thisMfAmazing
10 months
Kuna gari ikinigonga nakataa kuanguka. Kama vitz, demio, probox
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@thisMfAmazing
5 months
Mguess tuko na nani😂
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
Usiniwashie nots cause I won't do the same. Usinieke kwa iyo place nahave kuwa mean
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Kumbe tulifika 900. I'm currently following back everyone
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@thisMfAmazing
2 months
May I live long enough to witness the downfall of Didmus Barasa
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@thisMfAmazing
8 months
Imebidi nijiwish😭
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Uyo dem anaitwa Naomi, she's kienyeji yes but the only one who's not pretending here
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1hr na nishablock uyo fala😂
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@thisMfAmazing
3 months
Shanki bila auto tune haendi mahali😭
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@thisMfAmazing
9 months
Unlike y'all, I attract both genders
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Sis amechelewa class
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
Naona afande analike picha zangu zote za mihadarati😂😂
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Mnaargue na mtu online kumbe alifanya kcpe 2017
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"Pia uyu nimekula"
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@thisMfAmazing
5 months
Every dj should dedicate atleast 30-60 minutes of nothing but vybz kartel
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@thisMfAmazing
2 months
Now you can stop following me. I'm usually suicidal and I have relationship problems. In short I'm boring af
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@thisMfAmazing
11 months
420
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@thisMfAmazing
6 months
My time to shine
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@luvinthot
𖤐
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nose piercings on boys are actually attractive
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@thisMfAmazing
9 months
Foundation apa na pale one two
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Y'all didn't tell me dick tasted like shit 😒
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@thisMfAmazing
3 months
Ruto must go
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