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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

🫶🏻 Happy Weekend 🫶🏻

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Sabi ko “It’s Britney, b*tch!” Rider on speaker: “Ano po yun, Sir?” Naka-on pala yung mic neto akala ko props lang. Kuya stop the ride! 😭😮‍💨

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Sobrang tamad niya mag-type so finorward na lang sakin pabalik yung good morning. 😭 Okay, nak.

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1 year

quote this with a conversation with your parent

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

👷🏻‍♂️ TUBERO 💦 LEAK PIKE ⚡️ ELECTRICIAN 📱 09266824888 📞 4163057

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

11 months

Hugging this big boi is what I look most forward to after work. Meownday! 😸

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

28 days

Cuddles with non-stop makeout and inappropriate touching until we overheat >>>

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 month

🌚

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

1 month

Today is National Underwear Day.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

A 5’8” baby.

lex in tx

@alexissTyler

1 year

wait — how tall are y’all? Let me see a full body picture 📸

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Fry until golden brown. ☀️

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Kulay Rosas pa rin ang bukas. 🌺

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Day 1 with another day 1-er. @HANZsomedoval

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

The fun about going to HQ is dressing up whatever shit you like. Happy Monday! 🫶🏻

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Sunny disposition. ☀️🌊

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Leg done. 🍗

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

10 months

Eh ‘di kayo na may malaking utong. 😤

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

8 months

Workout done. Let’s cap off a productive day with a good massage at @elite_spaph . 💆🏻‍♂️

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Happy T! 🏹

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 months

Day done. 😚🤳🏻🤙🏻

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Son of a beach. 😌

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

‘Til the sunny days are over. 🌞

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Midnight workout hits diff fr.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

I still get asked to clean their pipe to this day. 🫠🔧

liyah biaa 🤍

@TheyLuvvLi_

1 year

Quote this tweet with a picture that had your dms blowing up 🥰🥰🥰😚

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Neutral agreement. 🪐

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

10 months

Ligdi. 🥵

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

☀️🌊🏄🏼‍♂️🕶️ emojis lately.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

6 months

Finally half-way through the week! 😮‍💨Completing my hump day with a relaxing downtime at @elitespa_ph . See you. 😬

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Mundane Mondé.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

But it’s the most comfortable thing you can ever put on your feet istg. It’s cute also. Try mo muna, please? 🥹🫶🏻

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Working out para hindi ipagpalit kay Miguel na taga-LaSalle na naka BMW at nag-gogolf every weekend. (2)

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

8 months

Say that shit with your chest, and be your own fuckin' best friend.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

11 months

Survived the hump day grind! 💪🏻😮‍💨 Finally halfway through the weekend so I’ll treat myself a body break and a good massage at @elite_spaph . See you there. 👀

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Late night workouts >>

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Just wanted to be cute at work today. Lol.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

10 months

Work week should start off with a good kneading. De-stressing on a Monday at @elite_spaph . 💆🏻‍♂️

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Since it’ll be delulu to be in that thique thread, the solulu is to just be cozy with my 3-week prog. 👽 #humpday

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

11 months

Weekend back sitch. Ready for the hoelloween. 👻

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

7 months

I once believed love would be burning red, but it's golden. 🌅✨

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Ang hirap naman tanggalin sa kamay netong sanitizer na ‘to. Lagkit! 🙃

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Just changed my Teams status cuz I give up.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

3 months

❤️‍🩹

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

10 months

Conventionally attractive people humbles me. Being so-so in my own eyes constantly reminds me that I’m not better than anyone else physically. I remind myself to just bawi on personality like I may not be up to your beauty standards but I could be nice and be good in other things

Rafael

@thenameisRaf

10 months

I am still ugly in my eyes, yes. Plus body dysmorphia. Every single time. Some people have no idea how hard it is to build confidence. Lumaki akong insecure sa buong katawan at hitsura ko since pagkabata. Bakit di ako maputi, makinis, matangkad, etc.? (1/2)

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

9 months

After a week of work, gym, parties, and stressful holiday traffic, I finally have some downtime to relax. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 See you in @elite_spaph . 💆🏻‍♂️

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

11 months

Wala lang. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I just like my lats here.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

11 months

Fact. 💇🏻 Fresh like a mowed lawn.

alexandré

@heyheyandre_art

11 months

ur not sad u just need a bomb ass haircut

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

(=^-ω-^=)

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

7 months

Finally, Friday! A tap on your tiddies for making it to the weekend. 🙌🏻 Trying out @elitespa_ph ’s new Titan 2.0 to release some pressure. 😉 Book your slots and see you there.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Guess she’s right. 😪

ᴍx. ɢᴀʀʏ 🇵🇸

@thegaryfuqua

1 year

Men. DO NOT. Have. Big. Thighs. 😡

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

5 months

Definitely an unforgettable Songkran! 💦🔫

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

6 months

I’m in for back hugs. 🫂

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 month

Itadakimasu 🙏🏻

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Coffee, G? ☺️

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Had my hair cut in elyu. Lol. He faken risked it.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

5 months

Enjoy a Tandem Massage for less when you book your slot this April. See you @elitespa_ph 🧖🏻💆🏻‍♂️

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

My greatest learning from 2022: I don’t need to be friends with the people I work with. As long as I do my job right and projects get done, we’re good. 😌 I’m just done adjusting to people’s work attitude. ✋🏻

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 months

Pang-headlock ng OA in progress. 🤏🏻

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Where to next?

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

I’m 6’4” but I hate inequality something something.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

11 months

@southbimmer Oops. Wrong banana! 🤭

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 months

Stay warm then ey ka muna eyyy! 😊🤙🏻

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Kung sino pa yung hindi nanalo, ayun pa yung may plano. #AngatBuhayLahat

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Nag-file ako ng leave today pero binawi ko kasi baka magalit si Donnalyn. Isipin pa niya hindi ako grateful sa work na meron ako.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Hurry up, don’t say maybe. 🌧️

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Tote bag shouldn’t be a subject of your social experiment. ✋🏻

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

Imy jim. 😮‍💨

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

A night in 0.5 pov.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Pectober something something. 🧉🧉

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

11 months

90’s yearbook AI came to life. ✨

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Cropped an old button down shirt and it turned out fine I guess.

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

7 months

Not ready for Monday. 🙂

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

1 year

@prinsdebera “Hello, po! Jolli-evening.”

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Last night’s Gala fit. ✨

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

10 months

‘Tis the season to be naughty! 😈 Don’t worry about not being in the nice list— @elite_spaph got you with their #TitanXmas secret Santa service. 🤫🤭 This time, your massage, your rules. If you got no plans this weekend, let’s go and try it. Book your slots now. See you!

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Earl

@thewimpykiddo

2 years

Low quality pics, high quality fits.

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