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birdtrand montgomery, esq. 💜🦜

@thewaywardbird

3 years

Here's a pin so you can find my writing! AO3: Threadfics linked individually below, oldest to newest:

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birdtrand montgomery, esq. 💜🦜

@thewaywardbird

2 years

Luffy —> Sanji

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2 years

I saw this headline and I had to do this.

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2 years

Sorry, I had to.

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2 years

I saw this pair of tweets and I *had* to:

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ZoSan omegaverse AU where omega!Sanji works in a perfume boutique that helps match people with perfumes that accentuate their natural scent and he is completely thrown off kilter when alpha!Zoro comes into the store with his sister. This alpha is an absolute ass, but his scent!

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

Zoro to Sanji

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2 years

Zoro finds out Sanji likes collecting cool rocks he finds on the beach and one day Sanji finds this sitting in his galley.

Mitra🌞

@persianmama111

2 years

Found this cool rock on my walk today so I brought it home

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Coffee Shop AU where Zoro, Ace and Law are all smitten with the new regular, a cute blonde who reads romance novels while sipping his usual dirty chai latte. They start competing for his affection.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Sanji sees Zoro exiting the infirmary, looking a strange mixture of both confused and determined, with Law following behind. “Oi, marimo!” he calls out to him. “Sorry, cook, can’t talk. Gotta go shower,” Zoro says, giving Sanji an apologetic kiss on the cheek as he passes by.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Idk what the fic is yet, but the opening is Zoro walking in on his roommate Sanji in the living room, sobbing while he eats a McDonalds double cheeseburger, a half empty bottle of wine sitting on the coffee table.

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

And after they share Sanji’s heat, things get easier. They start to see the good in each other, peeling back layers of assumptions and prejudices to find that maybe there’s something to this initial attraction they felt.

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@thewaywardbird

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Sanji’s never smelled anything quite like it. He tries for days to mix a perfume that smells like it but he can never get it quite right. It’s too layered, too complex, little notes of this and that, and it’s driving Sanji absolutely crazy.

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

It’s even more of a surprise when he finds out someone chose his scent out of the lineup and that someone just happens to be Zoro. They awkwardly exchange phone numbers. They even go on a date. It’s terrible. Their personalities clash, they fight, it’s a bad match.

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

But when Sanji goes into an early heat, the omega part of him only wants one thing: that alpha scent and the knot attached to it. Apparently Zoro feels the same, because he answers Sanji’s call and is over to his apartment in record time.

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

When the store hosts a blind scent-based speed dating event, Sanji has to step in as a participant to make the numbers even. Imagine his surprise when that scent that’s been keeping him up at night appears in the mix.

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

Idk, I don’t want to turn this into a long thread. Just thoughts that may become a thing someday.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

ZoSanAceLaw going out on a group movie date and realizing everyone is wearing someone else's clothes. 🧵

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

Sanji 💛

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

Happy first day of Spring, everyone! With the changing of seasons comes a changing of pfps. Commissioned this beautiful new spring ZoSan pfp from the incredible @nextmugiwara Welcome to Soft Boy Spring, y’all. 🥰🌱

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Thought about Zoro wearing stockings for a smidge too long and accidentally wrote 2k about it. Enjoy!

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Losing my mind over this incredibly soft and domestic ZoSanLaw art that I won in @ShojoJojos ‘s giveaway! If you’re not already following them, you absolutely should go do that *right now* because their art is so 🥰🥰🥰. Thank you so much for this gorgeous piece, Shoujo!

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Law in the engine room of the Polar Tang, wearing a Heart Pirates boiler suit unzipped with the sleeves tied around his waist revealing an impossibly tight black tanktop, precariously perched on a ladder, wrench in hand, flushed, sweating, a little smear of grease on his cheek.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

ZoSan Modern AU where Chopper, who has a strong interest in herbal medicine, somehow convinces his friends Usopp and Zoro to go along with him to this foraging workshop series taught by experienced forager and owner/head chef of a local farm-to-table restaurant Sanji.

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@thewaywardbird

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Zoro, who's totally down to let someone else have sex with Sanji, but first they have to watch Zoro fuck him "the right way". Nobody touches his babygirl without proper instruction.

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

The ZoSan fandom are some of the most solid, pleasant folks I have ever met online. Fr fr, I feel so welcomed and supported. Y’all’re great. 💚💛

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Ace is the first to break the silence. “So… I’ll start a group chat then?” Law and Zoro nod their agreement and they all quietly get back to work. (Across the cafe, a man with a long nose and curly hair passes a smirking redhead a five dollar bill.) /////

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

SFW POLL THREADFIC #3 “ZoSan cuddling on the Sunny at dawn because they’re happy.” tooth-rotting fluff, hand-holding ~~~ Zoro wants to memorize every line on Sanji’s hands - every crease, every wrinkle, every tiny scar from being nicked with countless kitchen knives.

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

ZoSan

reformed kdad🆓🇵🇸🔻

@hoshiumisexy

3 years

who is this

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2 years

Transmasc Sanji and Zoro, who’s never been with someone with a pussy before, enthusiastically dedicated to learning how to make Sanji squirt.

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

Sanji making little chocolate truffles that look like Law’s hat. Trufflegars, if you will.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Sanji stares after him in disbelief. Shower? He whips his head over to Law. “Shower?” “I told him increased hygiene would improve his training because the additional bacteria decrease aerodynamic efficiency,” Law explains, leaning against the wall, all smug selfsatisfaction.

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

Trafalgar D. Water Law

tului ^-^ @ COMMS OPEN

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. MEDICAL MALPRACTICE 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

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@thewaywardbird

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“Holy shit,” Sanji marvels. “I’ve been fighting this war for as long as I’ve known him and you settle it in less than 10 minutes. What the hell?” “What was your strategy?” Law asks. “Shower sex?” Sanji supplies weakly.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

*cautiously approaches the mic* Ahem. *loud screech of mic feedback* TRANSFEM TOP SANJI WEARING A SUIT WHILE SHE FUCKS NAKED TRANSMASC ZORO IN THE GALLEY PANTRY …please.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

“But that’s—“ Sanji lowers his voice to make sure Zoro doesn’t hear, “That’s bullshit though.” “Yes, it is. But I’m a doctor, so I must know things about science, right?” Law’s smirk verges on a shit-eating grin. “I even made some fake charts and graphs.”

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

Just thinkin' about trans!Zoro perched on the edge of a table, head thrown back, a hand on the back of Sanji's head so he can hold him in place while he grinds his clit against Sanji's tongue as he comes.

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

I remember making a joke a while back about Sanji incentivizing showers with blowjobs and apparently started a threadfic about it that I forgot I was working on. Yesterday, I found it in my Notes app and today I finished it. So, here, have some #zosan shower sex:

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@thewaywardbird

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Law chuckles and beckons Sanji into his arms, wrapping them around him tight and kissing the top of his head. “Well, perhaps we can combine tactics?” he asks slyly, nodding in the general direction of the bathroom.

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@thewaywardbird

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Sanji huffs a laugh before leaning up to give Law a peck on the lips. “Genius.” /////

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

@HelloHarubo Zoro: I’m worried about Boots. Sanji: Do you… need a new pair? Zoro: No, idiot, Boots! I haven’t seen him in a few days. Sanji: … you’ve named them? Zoro, getting out his phone and pulling up the album labeled “the babies”: Boots *swipe* Mittens *swipe* Bean *swipe* Gary (etc.)

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

SFW Poll Threadfic #2 sorry for the delay on this one - I had written quite a bit of it and then the draft mysteriously deleted itself 🙃 Tags: ZoSan, and they were roommates, college AU, accidental first kiss, stress-baking, fluff

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

@FreckledShorty ‘s art for @gaypiratehell ‘s All Dead AU got me thinking… 🧵⬇️ At a certain point, food doesn’t taste like anything at all. Sanji tries desperately to find the right combination of herbs and spices to make his tastebuds work again, but nothing helps. [+]

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@FreckledShorty

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Everyone dies but ZS au, Sanji refusing to eat and becoming dangerously starved. Zoro trying his best to get him to eat and sometimes just failing and feeling utterly useless ...

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2 years

Ace’s tactic is special drinks that he makes for him (on the house, of course). Zoro, the resident baker, tries to strike up conversations about pastries, which the blonde seems to know quite a bit about.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Law does books. He’s never read a romance novel in his life, but he pours an entire weekend into speed reading as many as he can, comparing them to one’s he’s seen him reading before. He made spreadsheets.

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

NSFW established SanZo, drunk sex It was rare that Sanji and Zoro were both drunk at the same time. Sanji rarely drank more than a glass or two of wine with dinner and the amount of alcohol it took to get Zoro more than tipsy was… well, it was a lot.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Ace and Zoro shake their heads in stunned silence while Law stammers out, “I— uh— gluten.” “Lovely,” Sanji concludes with a smile before turning and heading out. “Goodbye, boys.”

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

@viinsmoke @HawksBrood Sanji convinces Zoro he has a kink for shower sex just so he'll shower more often. He creates a Pavlovian connection in him between showers and blow jobs.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

So, way back in March, I wrote a threadfic for @beast_trash about Sanji taking Zoro on a date. I reread it today and I really liked it, so I put it up on AO3. Enjoy!

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

Interactive ZoSan Threadfic! Follow along and vote in the polls to advance the story! Tags: modern AU, married!ZoSan on vacation, relationship maintenance, eventual smut *** Sanji held the red envelope tightly in his hands, staring intently at it as he rode the crosstown bus.

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

Spent all day thinking about Demon!Zoro x VirginSacrifice!Sanji #zosan after an exchange I had on twt this morning, so here's this: ~+~ /Well/, Sanji thought as he began to light the candles around the altar, /at least it will be an interesting story to tell in the afterlife./

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

You know, there's a lot of pre-relationship ZoSan drunk sex out there, but you know what I want? Established relationship ZoSan drunk sex. Like, when they're both a lil sloppy, giggly, messy, lacking inhibitions. Mmm. Yes.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

(I wanna know how many of you walked into this thinking it was just gonna be ZoSan and got bait-and-switched into reading ZSL. It wasn’t intentional, but after this started to get more interactions than any of my other ZSL posts, I began to wonder. 🤣)

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

“Thank you for the gifts,” he says, slipping the book and pastry into his bag and snagging a sleeve for the coffee. “I’ll let you know what I think of them when you all come to my house for dinner on Thursday. Anything I should keep off the menu?”

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

“Bye,” they all chorus back, still a little shell shocked. When the door closes behind Sanji they all turn to look at each other and at the phone number written on the paper scraps in their hands.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Yeah, sure, I write fantasy fics. For example, modern AUs where Sanji is able to make a comfortable living wage in food service.

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

Commissioned a cozy winter ZoSan pfp from @hgatoart and ahhhh!!! My sweet boys!!! Look at them!!! 💚💛☕️❄️✨ I believe they’ve still got one comm spot open - you should go fill it because they’re super talented and great to work with. 👀

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Weeks of courting culminates in a moment where all three of them are crowded around the register trying to hand him things, clearly in heated competition, and while they’re arguing Sanji quietly tears his receipt into three pieces, scribbling something on each one.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

ZoLaw AU where Law is an emergency room doctor and Zoro is one of this ER's frequent flyers - cuts himself sharpening swords, injuries from bar fights, gets lost and takes a wrong turn down a one-way street and gets in a car accident.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

I tried to make this into a thread but it just wasn’t breaking up well over tweets, so here, you get Discord screenshots instead. Just a little scribbled SanZo feat. possessive!Sanji & (semi?)public sex.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

ZoSanLaw, est. LawSan, modern AU, friends-to-roommates-to-lovers, slow burn, getting together, eventual smut, lots of fluff, longform threadfic ~<>~<>~<>~ As far as breakups where you find your boyfriend fucking his ex in the living room go, it could have been worse.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

The trio notice what he’s doing and the argument comes to an abrupt halt. Sanji calmly takes the gifts, replacing them each with a slip of paper.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

He would.

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

…You all know who this is.

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

@unhingedA03

1 year

Rated M For Man This French Guy Needs Therapy

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

It’s late and they both need to get some sleep If Sanji kicks his ass in the morning, so be it. //no idea where to go from there yet, but yeah, roommates-to-lovers modern AU.

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

NSFW POLL THREADFIC ZoSan - Dirty Talk Kink - Straight-Up Fuckin' 😎 more tags: power bottom Sanji, subtop Zoro, this turned out way longer than I intended 😬 💚💛💚💛 There's a thud against the door, a scuffle, then the door swings open and two men stumble over the threshold.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Ace points an accusatory finger at Zoro's pants. "Hey, those are mine!" Zoro smirks. "Yeah, but my ass looks better in them." They all watch him walk away to the snack bar. "He's not wrong," Sanji says. "Definitely," Law agrees. Ace sighs in defeat. "Yeah, I know."

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Fisherman!Zoro who makes a deal with Sanji to sell him his best fish right off the boat (instead of to the fishmongers) or make trips to certain spots to catch special delicacies for him.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Sanji

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“kill them with kindness.” wrong. fishman karate! 👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊👊🏼🌊

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

@gaypiratehell ‘s All Dead AU where Law tells them, “You can grieve but at some point you need to move on.” And they just run around pointing out the Corazon memorial merch covering literally every inch of him and his ship like ⬇️ & he just has to be like, “…Okay, point taken.”

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

Zoro after logging in to twitter dot com yesterday

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

They open a second bottle. At some point, a very drunk Sanji is feeling insecure and begs a now-tipsy Zoro, “Tell me I’m pretty.” And Zoro does because, god, Sanji does look so pretty tonight, blonde hair wavy from the humidity, cheeks flush from the wine.

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

more #zosan drabble prompts “Are you okay?” Usopp asks, taking a seat at the galley table. “Never better.” Sanji’s answer is clearly a lie, what with his uncharacteristically disheveled hair and the bags under his eyes. “Why do you ask?” +

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

NSFW POLL THREADFIC #3 tags: ZoSan, Established Relationship, Modern AU (TMHT AU), Sex Tape, Sanji in Lingerie, bottom!Sanji, top!Zoro, fingering, comemarking ~~*~~*~~

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

ModernAU ZoSanLaw where Zoro is /not/ thrilled about this art museum date they have planned. It doesn’t seem like the type of thing he’ll enjoy and plus he can’t help but feel a little insecure because he doesn’t know shit about art. He loves that his boyfriends are both so +

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

Sug*r D*ddy famous restauranteur Sanji who pays for broke student Zoro’s groceries when his card is declined at the market that Sanji owns, when Sanji just happened to be stopping in for his monthly visit. Just the right place at exactly the right time. 😏

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Maybe it’s over a breakup? Zoro offers to help him finish the other half of the bottle. He lets Sanji ramble about the breakup, not saying much, just letting him get it out of his system.

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

AHHH!!!! I commissioned a ZoSanLaw banner from @rmoronoa and omg look at iiiiiiit~!!! They’re so cute!!! These boys~ 💛🖤💚 Everyone should go check out Rebs’ art because they are so so so incredibly talented.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Now Zoro’s stuck pinned to the couch by Sanji’s deadweight. He can’t quite get the leverage to get up without dumping Sanji onto the floor. He resigns himself to shifting around to make them more comfortable (which just so happens to include wrapping an arm around Sanji).

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

I will continue to listen to “Light Switch” by Charlie Puth on repeat until I find the ZoSan fic I *know* is hiding in there.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Sanji tried to kiss him, but loses his balance trying to clamber over to Zoro’s end of the couch and falls face-first into Zoro’s chest instead. Zoro’s relieved, because if he’s going to kiss Sanji he wants him to actually remember it.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

I feel like Zoro just /cannot/ keep out of trouble. He wanders off, stumbles into a patch of poison ivy, takes a wrong turn and tumbles down a hill, eats the wrong kind of berry and has to throw up in the bushes (all over the thing they are /actually/ supposed to be harvesting).

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Ace has one of Sanji's buttonups, open with the sleeves rolled up. Sanji's quietly a little upset that it's going to stretch, but he decides it's worth it because goddamn his biceps do look good in it.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Zoro, who’s just completely overwhelmed with joyful fascination when he finds out he can make Sanji come *multiple times in a row*?? Bliss.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Sanji, now pillowed on Zoro’s chest, mumbles something about how he’s “jus’ gonna… jus’ gonna rest here fer jus’ a second…” and he’s snoring within less than a minute.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Just thinking about ZoSanLaw as dads + how their 6yo twin daughters love the beach. They have a routine where while Zoro and Sanji set up the big beach umbrella, chairs and towels, Law takes the kids down to the water’s edge and has them help him collect rocks & shells. [+]

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

Feelin’ like garbage - Zoro Tiger earrings bringing me the crumb of serotonin to propel me through work today.

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

NSFW ZoSan Sanji Birthday Threadfic QUICK GO!!! ~+=+~ “Happy birthday to you~” A kiss on the inside of his left knee. “Happy birthday-“ Another to the inside of his right thigh. “- to you~” And a bite in the same spot for good measure which elicits a whimper from him.

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

@yuushishio Omg, this would be fantastic for a 5+1 fic - five times that Sanji’s love horoscope was wrong (they were right, but he didn’t realize they were supposed to be about Zoro) and one time it was right (his feelings realization moment).

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

You knew I had to make a matching one for Zoro 💚

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

(He draws the line when Ace tries to button it and he can see the buttons are two seconds away from popping off and rolling away. When he hurries to undo them, Ace waggles his eyebrows. "Not even gonna wait til we get home?" "Shut /up/," Sanji growls, blushing furiously.)

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

Struggling with people referring to characters as “LA [whoever]” because my brain can only read that as Los Angeles and as a New Yorker I am legally required to hate anything to do with Los Angeles.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Law stole Zoro's jacket off the coat hooks in the front hall because he was cold and couldn't be bothered to go grab his own from his room. (Or at least that's what he says. Secretly, he loves the feeling of Zoro's too-big jacket on him. It feels like a hug.)

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Sanji has pilfered one of Law's infinite supply of black and yellow hoodies. They're so damn comfy, plus Sanji knows that Law loves it when any of his partners wear his colors. He knows he's going to get carted off to Law's room to get marked up as soon as they get home.

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

Hurt/comfort, but it’s Sanji putting calamine lotion on Zoro’s poison ivy rash.

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

Long-distance married LuKoby, but not legally married, more like Luffy looked at Koby one day when he was visiting and said, “Let’s get married,” so they bought rings and Luffy officiated his own wedding (being a ship’s captain and all). No witnesses, just the two of them.

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@thewaywardbird

3 years

Trafalgar Law, the Surgeon of Death

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@thewaywardbird

1 year

Everybody’s like “omg, Law doesn’t like bread because Cora didn’t like bread!” But have you considered: Cora tells Law he doesn’t like bread because he doesn’t want Law to feel bad about his gluten intolerance. “No, no, it’s okay, kid. I don’t like bread anyway.” 🥺

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@mantarayliker

1 year

This girl gets it

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@thewaywardbird

2 years

I usually prefer to write in universes where homophobia doesn’t exist, but the thought of Sanji and Sabo trash talking their homophobic families together and then having the roughest, gayest sex of their lives as symbolic revenge has got a grip on me today.

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