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@thestoryofbean
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23 days
the reason taylor swift is so popular is because taylor swift IS the benchmark. taylor swift IS the bar. every project in recent years inevitably gets compared, contrasted, connected to or paired against her work. in critique, in praise, in jest, in bitterness. every single time.
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@thestoryofbean
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7 months
THE FIRST NON SINGLE WORD ALBUM TITLE
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2 months
“bring back mean women” “bring back complex female characters” y’all cant even handle taylor swift.
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4 months
getting mad at taylor for “romanticizing the 1800s ‘without racism” when one of the top shows in the world right now does exactly that…
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2 months
the day yall realize Taylor Swift™ is a brand that people very much like to collect (no different than other fandoms) and these drops are there for collectors and not to exploit the average fan is the day y’all will find peace.
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Available for 48 HOURS or while supplies last at : #TSTTPD CDs with ✨ stunning ✨ bonus tracks “Fortnight (Acoustic Version)” and “Fresh Out the Slammer (Acoustic Version).” It’s what we imagine they’d play if THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT had a vibey café
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9 months
not all people who meet taylor, yet somehow always people who met taylor.
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Also, stop saying Taylor is an ethical billionaire and defending her wealth. Truly not one single person should have that much money.
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4 months
my jaw has never dropped faster
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7 months
hey not to alarm yall but the vinyl plant taylor swift uses just posted this on instagram.
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10 months
did no one else notice 1989tv’s vocals were recorded at kitty committee studios? (aka HER HOUSE)
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4 months
people trying to change the “muse” of TTPD to dylan o brien is exactly the kind of bitching and moaning taylor was talking about, btw <3
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7 months
@willowsbrina did someone try to get at you for a 2 year gap?
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8 months
IM OLDER THAN SOME OF THE ERAS TOUR DANCERS?!!?!!??
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2 months
@l_OR_de probably not, she would never wanna be in a room with you, hope this helps <3
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2 months
thats not to say its not “cash grabby”. every item released for collectors is inherently banking on a few vehemently dedicated people shelling out money. but y’all have got to stop acting like shes capitalism’s final boss when most other collector brands do the same.
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9 months
white and gold is her color!!!!!!!!!
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9 months
everyone remembers where they were
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@buffys
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define “you HAD to be there to experience it”
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9 months
GUYS I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO PLAY STYLE IM SCREAMING
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9 months
@lesbimilkshake taylor’s billionaire status comes from music royalties and ticket sales. that’s it. and considering she makes all her own music and gave her entire tour crew bonuses that are more than what 82% of people make in a single year…
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2 months
@bloomatt2003 people literally drop music every week. especially now since its the summer. everyone wants the traffic of people off jobs and school with extra hours to listen to them, so they release may june july august. try again.
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5 months
@theneed2confess QUICK ANON, explain what this has to do with taylor WITHOUT holding women accountable for the actions of men
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9 months
@folkmorris isnt all of the girls like one of the most streamed on lover?
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9 months
@good4abrams considering this is how taylor texts lorde
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@o_n_y_x_x did i say she was?
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2 months
@kruggins you dont have to. you can pirate them and save them to cds of your own. thousands of methods online on how to do so.
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10 months
@dontblameklara like im shocked at her supposed good girl image when in reality half her songs were this
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6 months
the eras tour coming to disney+, which is a BDS pressure target. what does that mean? BDS has not called for a boycott but instead for supporters and institutions to pressure them to end their complicity in Israel's apartheid and support of the Israeli government.
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7 months
guys i can read, i know its the picture disc. the point is why the hell is the vinyl plant randomly talking about reputation right now????? unless, of course…
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2 months
@dele5891946 taylor swift didnt invent “limited time only” drop marketing.
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7 months
in other news, THIS PLANT MAKES SOME INSANE COLORS COMBOS. imma need 13 management to get a little more creative and UTILIZE THESE PEOPLE. (also im pretty sure 3rd pic bottom left corner is a speak now tv variant)
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7 months
I AM NEVER TALKING THIS SWEATER OFF OH MY GOD
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4 months
personally, if i genuinely thought my fav dated a legit nazi, i would unstan them. so either A. yall dont actually think matty’s a nazi, or B. you’re fine with your fav dating a nazi
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2 months
@bloomatt2003 this tweet went over your head
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9 months
@lesbimilkshake speaking of homelessness, you do know that on the tour that made her a billionaire she donated massively and quietly to every stop’s local county food bank, with some food banks saying her donation would feed nearly 500,000 people, right?
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@hotasswiftin he just needs to use an alias for like a year
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4 months
last time we got taychella we also got taygala
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4 months
since no one wants to talk about the MUSIC, here’s my thoughts on the musical genius of taylor swift’s magnificent genre-blending magnum opus, “THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT” as a singer/songwriter and music producer and fellow swiftie | a 🧵
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9 months
@folkmorris seems its doing as good as yntcd which is kinda impressive
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@jesshakeitoff to be fair, she WAS the biggest artist in 2015
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9 months
@VIsOnCorneliaSt i mean she did change the setlist with nothing new, tis the damn season, and long live, plus ice spice came out a few times. the standard setlist was deviated from NUMEROUS times, idk why everyone acts like she said she was gonna change songs every night or something
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10 months
@__theantihero__ it sounds soo much better wdym
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2 months
@kruggins well yes
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9 months
@VIsOnCorneliaSt matty was kinda shitty but he never treated taylor wrong and they’ve been acquainted since 1989era, you can’t just erase history.
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@titosoatmilk the new version is watching football games
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9 months
guys DO NOT INTERACT with people posting saying its taylor’s fault. they are doing it as bait, they are doing it on purpose to rile people up and every interaction spreads it further. responding gives them the attention they crave. ignore or block, just don’t interact.
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4 months
remember when half off y’all called taylor the worst insults imaginable for putting special tracks on the TTPD psychicals because y’all convinced yourselves she would milk it and not release them on streaming? cause i certainly do.
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9 months
@537rose womp womp
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3 months
not now popbase, taylor just changed the eras tour setlist
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Hailey and Justin Bieber are expecting their first child together.
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hi! my name is bean and im looking for more swiftie moots!! (14+ pls) fav album is speak now tv casual fan since ‘8, swiftie since ‘21, went to eras 4/2 also a fan of — paramore — beyonce — billie eilish — the 1975 — lizzy mcalpine — olivia rodrigo — conan gray RT PLS TY
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10 months
@swiftiedebu55y @CAFEBEGINAGAlN hows that rebecca black notice going for you
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4 months
anyways for anyone who actually wants to talk about the MUSIC and not the lore, pls enjoy this thread
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since no one wants to talk about the MUSIC, here’s my thoughts on the musical genius of taylor swift’s magnificent genre-blending magnum opus, “THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT” as a singer/songwriter and music producer and fellow swiftie | a 🧵
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@butnowitsgolden people have been having that theory since it dropped, mostly cause “im never gonna meet what couldve been, would’ve been, shouldve been you” implies someone she knew died before they had a chance to meet
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9 months
people bringing this is are just outing how braindead they are. quote tweet in 2011 literally used to just be a QUOTE then you add your tweet. travis did not say the n word, the person he quoted did.
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10 months
@HuffleBoy right? like taylor is powerful but politics is a whole different game in which she, shockingly, doesn’t make as much as a difference as people think she does.
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9 months
before “yall” start, this is NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR GAYLORS, go away.
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@parisrae13 im just glad she finally moved
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10 months
@kasumiiii4 babe every album since folklore has had kittie committee vocals, try again
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@bloomatt2003 you lost the plot when you assumed taylor did this to “block other artists”
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4 months
if you genuinely felt this, you have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with taylor and may genuinely benefit from psychiatric help. and i’m being 1000% serious.
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TTPD has highlighted for me an uncomfortable truth about myself as someone who has been a swiftie for a larger portion of my life than I haven’t. It’s gonna take a lot of words to get across, so… a 🧵 (1/)
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@theneed2confess at the tour in person you can hear when she stops playing. they mixed the movie better to cover it but her strings still have a different tone than the band’s acoustics. she’s actually playing.
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9 months
@aubs_tv but she has it, and she gained her billionaire status ethically, so.
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so we all agree anytime we see gaylors we’re sharing this, right?
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@dontblameklara to be completely fair the archer is the best way to pop pussy during depression swings so i get it
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9 months
i think its weird to say stuff like “im disappointed in taylor” as if 1. we know more about tay or britt’s personal lives than they do, and 2. as if taylor isn’t literally a victim herself. also there an “attacking women for men’s actions” thinkpiece somewhere here but i digress
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9 months
oh i have a brittney mahomes take that is likely unpopular
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10 months
guys the mppa has recently loosened up, now f-bombs are mostly determined by context. if its used in a sexual way (which taylor doesnt) then it’s automatically R. the social network and happy death day 2u both have 2 nonsexual f-bombs and are PG-13!!!
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Taylor Swift Updates 🩶
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🎦| Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour concert film has been rated PG-13 for some strong language and suggestive materials.
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10 months
@VIsOnCorneliaSt not necessarily
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guys the mppa has recently loosened up, now f-bombs are mostly determined by context. if its used in a sexual way (which taylor doesnt) then it’s automatically R. the social network and happy death day 2u both have 2 nonsexual f-bombs and are PG-13!!!
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hot take: as much as we joke, i think groups like kidz bop are 1000% necessary for society. pop music IS culture and kidz bop ensures your child isn’t living under a rock culturally while also shielding them from stuff they’re too young for.
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KIDZ BOP GOT ESPRESSO
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this is fr how some of yall sound
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@slattwilson @REPUTATIONAOTD “always” she has an almost 20 year career and only has done this for 7 weeks.
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@aisle6abrams praying you blocked all 10 that reposted
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@cuddapotato @tylerduran21 @JozuJoestar mind you nearly all of these stops on taylor’s log are for her tour
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@wondqrland that archer fearless transition is long as hell: now we know why
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@B1GR3P and i guarantee if those rep stans dont like taylors version theyll stream the stolen
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@MrsFranqueezy @heyitsbtspop @kevchanq @Blackamazon she did that because one of the producers of the show sexually harassed her btw
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@VIsOnCorneliaSt that moment when a pop star doesnt dress like a pop star outside of their pop concerts 😭😢😔☹️😞
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@__theantihero__ colorwise i cant see the midnights tee projecting that contrasting red VS this
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“oh so she only cares about stuff that affects her” did you ever notice that taylor never talks about her donations? its always the recipients. do you think an organization giving funds to palestinians would publicly out what could be its biggest donor? yeah, didn’t think so.
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Taylor Swift Updates 🩶
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🎗️| @taylorswift13 made a $1 million donation to the Tennessee Emergency Response Fund at the Community Foundation of Middle Tennessee, following the devastating tornados that swept through multiple Tennessee counties Saturday. (Via @Tennessean )
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@hormigueo_ why is the vinly plant random mentioning an album by name???? if you scroll their post, they typically just post new releases or upcoming ones.
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@blockmiaout highkey manifesting some nonsense or feather noms for the next award season cause this is ridiculous
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spending thousands on someone you so clearly hate is honestly quite silly, dont you think?
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@VIsOnCorneliaSt that tweet is so swiftball allie core
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@lesbimilkshake the original tweet is literally about her. whatever youre saying might not be but my discussion very much is
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6 months
WHO WANTS TO JOIN MY “STUDENTS OF THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT” GC?
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mommmm the internet is trying to “popular thing literally everyone enjoyed the past few years is suddenly super bad and we never liked it in the first place” ryan reynolds
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it’s so funny how his one bit is “i was in a bad movie” when he hasn’t really done anything much better since
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not only were you ablest, not only did you actively threaten legal action against a minor for a concept you didnt create, but now you proudly display boycotted pro-israel companies in your bio? ok.
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@lesbimilkshake and we’ve gone in a circle ok.
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@cowboylikefran santa ginger cow? ok fran
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@blockmiaout j just know it stank up in there
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@blockmiaout honestly like i think shes a secret witch and thats the price one pays seeing her: you slowly become insufferable
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theres like a solid 5 (five) big swifties who, every week, say they’re disappointed in taylor for whatever reason and im just like. ok, if she’s so problematic why are you still stanning? like youve been dissapointed since may babe, its time to move on
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i kinda support this rewriting of history idk like there really wasnt any proof but 1 platonic photo
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as a musician myself, it pains me to see how the taylor swift variant discussion has turned into just straight up “capitalism” allegations when in reality there’s a likely music production explanation to the madness (and no, this isn’t any clowning theories) — a 🧵
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denial is a river in egypt, YOUR MOTHER IS GAY
@taybeautifulll
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guys my mother is divorced & has a female friend that’s never been married, has no kids, and celebrates every holiday with us for the last 15 years. as a lesbian i fear i may have overlooked something
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@Butterflylamb13 oh you thought that was funny…
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@jerryiannelli the crime being murder? i think its justified.
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because she’s not some bum ass indie filmmaker with 20$ and a tubi insider connection? what the fuck kind of question is that
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why wouldn’t she make it free. she’s a billionaire & we’ve already paid to see it in movies 😭😭
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@calllmyfriends what would you rather her do exactly
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