The Real Dhalandro™️ @thesocabaptist Twitter profile

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

2 months

Lemme update my media likkle bit…

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

24 days

My son Salsalito beat them charges !

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

7 months

@RoGunnz Yeahhhh Unc !!

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

4 years

@BruhManDaeDae Aww yall had matching bikini’s 🥺

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Lmfaoooo nah shorty really said double homicide omfg

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Man Boy pacc in the air #Snowfallfx

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

4 years

Yoooo 😭😭😭😭

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

This the ohdee throwbacc “NIKEEEEEEENN” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

@YoungPrince_ Nah she mink minked her with the phone 😭

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Crocodile Teeth on a soca riddim ?! Yall djs are on cracc 😩🥴

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

1 year

Aight they dragging this Taylor Swift shift…Niggas just wanna watch football bro 😔

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

@YoungPrince_ What in the child labor ?? 😩😩😩

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Who got the unedited Luenell video ??

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Nahhhh lmaooo…They gotta be paid actors, cuz wtf ?? 😭😭😭😭

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

2 years

@Biinx_Frappe Lmaooo nah Chappelle got it 😂

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 months

@biinx_nofrappe Aye, relax nuh…

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

27 days

Bout 3 of em right now in the separate group chat talking bout it lol

Scottie

@ScottieBeam

27 days

I wonder how quiet Drake group chat is right now.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

4 years

@BruhManDaeDae Nah a LLC 😩

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Yall ever had Trini Chinese food ?! Mannnnn listen.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

“And did I mention that Carlton is doing coke” 😭😭😭😭😭

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

2 years

Me sending out these emails :

Wild Bill

@Wh0IsHim

2 years

Ladies if your man got a desk job make sure you check on that sissy

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

4 years

Bladder be connecting to the wifi.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Yeah Shenseea should have been on the Crocodile Teeth remix instead of whats her face…

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

2 years

This look like one of them throwback Black History pics lmao “Tahoe…The first nigga to put liquor in a pineapple” 😩

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

1 year

Its crazy how Jerry Springer was apart of our childhood lol…We was NOT suppose to be watching that show lol

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Bruhh

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

3k for Uber Soca Cruise ... Noah build that boat or wah ??

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 months

Me after txting all my homegirls who got kids….

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

2 months

Been watching Defending Jacob and Presumed Innocent simultaneously, and…

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

1 year

Happy 61st Independence To De Greatest Country On Earth !!! 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

24 days

@jujuofficial

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

1 month

Nah Boars Head really fucced the city up with this one 😔

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Yooo I hate niggas like this lmaoo…Like theres certain songs that YOU KNOW its for gyal to bruk out by the lonesome, but here you come looking like a mook. Low demm!

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

10 months

They need to never bring Mad Dog bacc on First Take….Moses Malone, better than Shaq ?!

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

So niggas is tight that Sandz requiring a covid test 72hours prior or proof of vaccination?? These the times we living in ! Don’t like it ? Stay in the crib. Simple ! At least they looking out for the safety of the patrons.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Its a privilege to even know where I rest my head at, let alone come over lol...Too much badmind ppl. Can’t let that into my lil sanctuary 🙅🏽‍♂️.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

7 months

That Jah Woo situation…

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

1 year

Nah this Rory & Mal episode w/ Dc Young Fly is gold. Good balance of jokes and some real shit.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

4 years

Tired of ppl shaming ppl for going out and enjoy themselves. You can catch Covid in ya crib, going to the grocery, anywhere. If ppl wanna travel leave em be, if ppl wanna party leave em be. We living on borrowed time anyway. Just let ppl enjoy themselves however they feel suite.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Me writing down captions from Summertime Shootout 3 😫

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

6 months

Nah this #wannabechallenge 🫢

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Soooo yall want my review of Machel Monday now or later ?

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

7 months

@BUNJIGARLIN I really wish I was grown back in these days 😫

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

7 months

@biinx_nofrappe Lmfaoo nahh whattt

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

When I tell you Trinidad not a real place...Please believe me.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 months

I hate when some of my peers turn 30+ and start acting like life over, and they cant have fun. Miss me with that old geriatric shit lol. We in our prime !

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

6 months

@ShezusChrist Vee 🤣😭

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

1 year

@DaintyTess__

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

That Trey Songz video….Goes to show, that if the roles were reversed he would have been outta here…But since its a woman its all haha’s and hehe’s smh.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Her shit look like that fish that was still jumping after it was “dead” 🤮🚮

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Cleaning my room and look what I found…Baccin these out for the fall idc lol

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

10 months

@TaqeeBond “Nobody was giving consent” 😂😂😂😂😂

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

2 years

@BruhManDaeDae “865 months” 😂😂😂

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

@DaintyTess__ Say ya name and 40% off oxtail??

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Judging by these Bacchanal Road vids ... Stage Gone Bad is roadmarch lol

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Yall say anything on this app.

rah

@ohnoameerah

5 years

if you can wear jeans to work I know you don’t make a much

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

4 years

@ScottieBeam Doominicans came from Spain ?!

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

You’re definitely on to something. A lot of people do things that they normally wont do just to appease the virtual world. I know for a fact if there wasn’t no virtual world half the things ppl do wouldn’t even exist.

What’s The Move?

@TaqeeBond

3 years

I got this theory that a lot of peoples consciousness and being are trapped in the virtual world, because they do things in the real world, for virtual world “cool” points. (Stupid challenges, couple goal pics) Basically, they’re physically living for a virtual existence.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Nah nah nah wah is dissss ??

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Nah this spliff really smoked me bacc…

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Sooo lemme start off this #TrinidadCarnival2020 thread ... My first fete ... Jam Nation 10/10 I would recommend. I did VIP (drinks and food inclusive) Fyi the liquor wasn’t premium : Rum, Beer, Vodlka & Whiskey. Doubles did lashhh like when yuh mudda use to beat yuh.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 months

1 like, and ima become a father…

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Nahhh why this shit so funny 😭😭😭😭 …Like how you recording yuh lil video and shorty hand out a 2 piece with no sides 😩

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

1 year

31 🥂.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

‘09 - ‘13 Brooklyn was different

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Im really a outcast at any job I have. Come in, do my work, and bounce. All that small talking and linking after work is a dub. Im only here for 1 thing playboy lol.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Idc what nobody says... Yall can debate me all you want but “where was she” and “what happened” are all valid questions. That all “just be happy she home” bs aint cutting.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

@Quikwest

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Could do with a fete at 99 Scott 🥺😔

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

I just seen a “promoter” say that people use Memorial Weekend to blow mad money, and he use Memorial Weekend to make mad money, and had the nerve to say “we are not the same” 😭😭😭😭 How you shitting on ya patrons lol

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Holla at me for all ya wrapping needs… 😭😭😭😭😭

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Someone is gonna get fed time for selling vaccine cards.

Young Prince

@YoungPrince_

3 years

Someone is gonna get rich off selling vaccine cards

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 months

Nah fr, liking someone you love is VERY important.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Gotta give de ppl what they want so here it goes ... Fete Number 2 : Machel Monday (The Wedding) ... Sooo plain talk bad manners .. Machel Monday was shitttt ... But kinda lit same way. More on de shit side tho. #TrinidadCarnival2020

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Nothing like 90s dancehall/reggae 😌.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

2 years

Unlearning period, is very important.

Kanika Tolver

@KanikaTolver

2 years

Unlearning is your biggest asset. Some people need to unlearn some bad strategies so they can improve their job search success.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

11 months

Druski, hands down.

My Mixtapez

@mymixtapez

11 months

Who was the funniest comedian of 2023? 🤔

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

😬.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Real shit tho .. Its really hard to fete in NY after coming bacc from Trini carnival lol ... I could careless bout half these parties thats being promoted 🤷🏽‍♂️

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

4 years

Damn this weekend is really Memorial weekend...No Mawnin Neighbor, No Shhh, No Shine ..

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

One thing about this generation…We’ll leave a job in a heart beat lol … Protecting peace >>> Money … Our parents generation would stay at a job for 30 years…Miserable, just cuz its a “good job”. Glad we breaking that cycle.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

90% of the time I wanna put this girl in a Sharpshooter….But you see that 10%…That 10…Never wanna do this life thing without you gang. Love you 4L 💙🤞🏽 - @Slim_Bajan

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

2 years

Ima “my fiancé” tf outta yall 😩

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

1 year

@TaqeeBond Lmaoo nah highkey!!

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

2 years

Mann if I had a gyal and she was in Trinidad… “Babe, go give em hell”…All that insecure dumb shit is lame.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

6 months

Im only going outcide with my homegirls this summer. They got money, and friends. Hope the tuggz dem understand. Gotta put me first Luscious !

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

1 month

As simple as this fit was, the sneakers part was bussin my head for a min lol. At first I was thinking Brazil prestos, go the easy route. But then I was like nahhh. Literally the morning of the event I remembered I had West Indies in the tucc…The rest was history !

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

O’s Grillspot >> Footprints

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

1 year

Telling a girl “I miss you” and her replying “Lol now this 🙄” then you sending her a uber 20 mins later.

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@MissGeetoYou

1 year

What’s a New York Love Story to you?

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 years

Room temp water > Ice cold water

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

5 years

Nah de road was sweet !! Bounce up dis one @Grand_ASH 💪🏽😌

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

1 year

Shrooms next weekend, or ?

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

4 years

It’s the white toes for me 😋.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

2 months

Damn, my parents been married for 34 years…Shoutouts to them 💙🤞🏽

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

3 months

Aint nothing wrong with sections/bottle paccages. Im all for paying for connivence and not having to wait on line at a bar, but there needs to be a cap. A party full of 6/7 sections, and 100 tables, makes no sense.

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The Real Dhalandro™️

@thesocabaptist

2 months

Nah who starting the susu for the concert ?! I need the 1st hand tho…

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