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@theshirin
Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
2 years
I had to play Survivor with this man.
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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Parvati assumes that if Pete becomes a traitor, he’ll stop coming for her. But now he’ll have confirmation that she’s a traitor and can push harder to banish her, solidify his clean rep, and coast to the end. #TheTraitorsUS
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
9 years
For every act of misogyny this season I will donate $100 to the National Network to End Domestic Violence. Relying on fans to help me count.
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
5 years
BAN ALL DANS. #Survivor
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
7 years
There is no pre/post merge; only pre/post Sandra. RIP this season. #Survivor #QueenStaysQueen
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
7 years
1) fire making tie-breaker 2) surprise final 2 3) idoled out w/three votes 4) advantagegeddon #Survivor #Cirie
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
7 years
"Babysitter." "Honeybun." "Lazy." JT runs his "dumbass" mouth while Sandra runs the game. And I am sipping Michaela's tea. #Survivor
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
4 years
The winner of #Sequester s4 played the perfect game: never voted out, never dragged, & earned safety every round it was available. Seeing this formidable gameplay from a ⚫️ Gay ⚫️ Latinx ⚫️ Black ⚫️ Woman was inspirational. Proud of my friend @BillyCeo #RepresentationMatters
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
9 years
...or know how to properly use an advantage. http://t.co/J1WtwhIHJb
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9 years
Give 'em hell.
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5 years
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
9 years
Why we are appalled: Abi was reading treemail & Terry interrupted, "Can somebody who speaks English read it?" http://t.co/CycGPhn4qV
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
4 years
I was a HUGE jerkbag to Adam in my Sequester jury q. He’s an amazing, loving, kind friend who played a great game. I needlessly dragged his name into a completely separate topic, muddying an important message and painting an unfair, incorrect impression of my friend. I’m sorry.
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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Proud to be part of a show that doesn't sweep real issues under the rug. Hope you are inspired to #RaiseYourHand against bullying & abuse 🙋🏽
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
5 years
“None of those girls have a resume” ..... but Rick does? I didn’t realize being voted out is now a resume bullet point. #Survivor
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
9 years
What'd I miss?
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
9 years
Wednesdays. These fuckers. http://t.co/54HGK6qtwl
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7 years
Fuck you, Brad Culpepper. #Survivor
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
4 years
Stacy helped me overcome my depression after my time on Survivor. You can’t imagine how lucky I was to know her and call her a friend.
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Jonathan Penner
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Stacy Beth Title 2/21/64 - 1/11/21
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
5 years
To the current #Survivor contestants: Your coordinated “I didn’t have all the info” apologies are garbage. Contrary to showing contrition, you’ve revealed that you’re not sorry for your behavior.
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
9 years
Vote me back on Survivor!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://t.co/2TWT4n8ZFG http://t.co/lTlDZnxzvr
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5 years
To the #Survivor fans advocating to send only positive messages to contestants & to say nothing to those in the wrong: You’re harmfully painting accountability as negativity. The path to change and growth is feedback — NOT MORE SILENCE.
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8 years
7 boots. ~6 women of color. Remind me why I love this show. #Survivor ☠️
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
7 years
Only one non-finalist, and that's still with a 3rd place finish. #Survivor
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
6 years
Has anybody on s38 ever even seen @kelleywentworth play?? Everyone on this tribe is talking about her like she’s Russell #survivor
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Why didn't Michaela blow up his idol????? #Survivor
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9 years
"I'm looking for five whites." Good news: you don't have to look far. #survivor
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
4 years
Dear Reality TV fandom, I get why you’re mad, but #Sequester s4 tells an important story. My story. Muna’s. Rachel’s. Billy’s. Josh’s. Jacob’s. Natalie’s. Channel your passion into love & support for us. Watch @SequesterAccess ❤️
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
4 years
Hello from the other side.... #queenshit
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9 years
Rebel Wilson spells my name better than CBS.
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@theshirin
Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
4 years
Hello, it’s me 🙋🏽‍♀️ I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet to go over everything. They say that time's supposed to heal ya..... ✨ 8pm ET Sunday Nov 29th ✨
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
9 years
"like Cleopatra...the servants were paddling & lifting & she’s sitting on the crate looking so mah-velous" http://t.co/K0L5gfgMLK
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4 years
I did it! I got Rob Cesternino’th place in #Sequester
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
9 years
What we were doing while avoiding tonight's episode. #dirty30 #suckafucknica http://t.co/xWG0lNv7SB
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
5 years
This is what an apology looks like. I don’t even care if it’s real or fake: it’s good. Thank you @ACM_Fitness for sharing this.
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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Excited to podcast with @robcesternino as Game Changer expert for Sean Rector! It's truly a dream for Sean to be playing again. #RHAP
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
4 years
“Perception is reality.” We get it, you watch Survivor. #Sequester
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
9 years
People been asking me to post a selfie. http://t.co/vN9qPZmHKG
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@theshirin
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9 years
I learned to stop listening to the "Dirty 30" and their opinions a long time ago.
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@theshirin
Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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Playing the WSOP ladies championship this year! If you’re curious how I got into poker...
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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"She's hittin the gas! What just bit my ass?!" @JEFFVARNER <3
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@theshirin
Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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I just final tabled a poker event for my first time. I just won a poker event for my first time. I’m verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves. (Tahoe #wsop Circuit Super Deep Stack)
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
5 years
This does not feel right. (1) They should have to go through *standard* press. Their experiences do not warrant special treatment. (2) It’s especially gross that they’re seeking, let alone receiving the same press terms as a sexual harassment victim.
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#Survivor exit press update: Aaron & Missy have requested to do email interviews, rather than phone, this week. I have elected to take them up on their offer My interview with Aaron should be up later today, with Missy hopefully soon after Also, quoting my own tweet feels weird
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"She's looking at your 'idol'"
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
4 years
I think it's important for you all to know................ .... .... .. . I've finally started Survivor AUS season 2. Joy still exists.
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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I'm struggling to process a 140-character internet apology for in-person denigration spanning many days.
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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FYI I called it his "idol" bc @theabimaria named it Vytas' Hidden Immunity Penis. Credit where credit is due. #VIP http://t.co/PGXlv2g8x0
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Scot pulled a Debbie so Tai Aubry'ed his ass. #Survivor 😫🙌🏽🎉 See you tomorrow, rhap-city. #rhapsody
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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Do NOT fuck with my girl @kelleywentworth ! She will BITE you. & @cieraeastin with best female tribe-win track record all season! #survivor
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
4 years
Tonight is the night I can finally stop being nice to Brent. #Sequester #SequesterFinale
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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We named the TaKeo chickens after our favs who deserved to make s31: Shane, MamaC, Tbird & Sean Rector. Was forced to rename Sean as Troyzan
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
5 years
Rick’s resume: stealing all “those girls’” moves. #Survivor #survivorPRP
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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“None of those girls have a resume” ..... but Rick does? I didn’t realize being voted out is now a resume bullet point. #Survivor
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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If you care to join me: http://t.co/XTOTmp3Lvh #RaiseYourHand 🙋🏽
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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“Natalie, you said you wanted to do something to show that you’re strong.” And you did. @Nstine10 ❤️ #Sequester
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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"I will always wave my finger in your face." ☝🏽️ #AliciaCalaway #Survivor http://t.co/vwSZ8Xxf5o
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The good kind of reality tv conflict: Boston Rob’s face watching Ambah dominate while his tribe is losing #Survivor40 #SurvivorWinnersAtWar
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
10 months
The rest of my cast broke your spirit, but I broke the #Survivor Auction. 😈 So excited @JeffProbst is bringing it back! Here’s what happened 8 years ago when it was last featured on the show:
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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@theshirin : Going into this episode, I owed @nnedv $1,200. Can't wait to tally the gems from tonight. 💰 Thanks, Dan. 🙋🏽
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Missy talking about representation yet has consistently dehumanized the (different race) women of color. Hard nope. #survivor
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“Guys, we can’t post our identical fake apologies all at the same time. They’ll know we coordinated. Let’s post one per hour.”
@theshirin So coordinated that it seems like they had a schedule for when they were going to post.
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Missing me now? 😏
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Twenty years from now, I'll remember him as the guy who said, ‘I'm not white; I'm gay.’
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4 years
New #Sequester ep tonight. Will my girls and I avenge Muna? Are we tall enough??
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@RedmondSurvivor Where tf is Cydney
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Updated #Survivor rankings: S7 Pearl Islands #SurvivorAU Heroes vs Villains S20 Heroes vs Villains
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
9 years
$2,300 for acts of misogyny & human yuckiness + $200 for Mike Holloway awesomeness = $2,500 donation to @NNEDV #RaiseYourHand 🙋
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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Don't worry: my emotional item was a penis, so I'll be just fine.
@DaltonRoss
Dalton Ross
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Jeff Probst names the players with no shot to win #Survivor : Cambodia—Second Chance. http://t.co/g5fdVl3YD5
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
4 years
This Saturday, we’re gonna have some fun AND we’re gonna raise some money. Donation links coming soon. #FuckCancer #BlackLivesMatter
@SequesterAccess
Sequester Official
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The wait is over... Meet the 20 castaways who will be stepping into the #Sequester universe for 1 night to play new game of strategy! Tune in June 20th at 8 PM EST!! If you don't know what a mini is check out this video 👇 #BB22
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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Dear @SpencerBGM and @kelleywentworth , Can I root for @cieraeastin tonight? kthx knew you'd understand. 😘 #Survivor #fromTheGrave
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I stangelina. #survivor
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The ‘tall white guys need to stick together’ alliance has qualms with voting based on where you come from... 🤔  #Sequester
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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'Merica! Vote me back on 'Urvivor! 🇺🇸 http://t.co/hYQtuo3WSS http://t.co/Lt5jHAOWl4
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
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Vote Mike & me back on Survivor then do the #happydance http://t.co/2TWT4n8ZFG http://t.co/IwYIXsyoDj
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Shirin “shireeen” Oskooi
9 years
Idiot savant.
@PurpleRockPod
Purple Rock Survivor Podcast
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Outyit Olsnoy Opwast- What Dan apparently thought that puzzle should say. #Survivor
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#SurvivorFinale PSA: we keep seeing Laurel pretending to consider flipping because otherwise the finale would be a bunch of dirty people sitting around doing nothing. Which is what was actually happening.
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I WON A FISHY!!! Better than coconut popcorn. ☺️
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Flashbacks to playing with a Dan. #survivor
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Why is Probst wearing a hat at night? #survivor
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6 years
“This is the original Wendell” #Survivor
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Another Tai flashback in honor of Survivor night. Serving up 😍 realness.
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“The idea behind extinction wasn’t a second chance...” no, Joe already played that season. The idea behind EOE was his 4th chance. After being voted out on his 3rd chance. #SurvivorFinale #SurvivorPRP
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#Sequester meet #Survivor Billy = Sandra she can get loud too Spencer = Matt Elrod Natalie = Michele Josh = Shane Jacob = Andrea Muna = Natalie Anderson  Marcelo = Sash Brendan = Fabio Brent = Debbie Rachel = Parvati Katie = Figgy JWest = Keith Nale
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Update.
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Er why would Karishma be helpful around camp for a bunch of people who condescend to her constantly? Nah. ✌🏽 #survivor
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Thanks L.D.Bell H.S. for inviting Mike back to his old stomping ground! #RaiseYourHand against bullying in real life! http://t.co/iwgMkM1Ho9
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