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The Royal Half

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9 years

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

3 years

it was an honor to watch Jeff Carter the last 9 years it was also super great to watch him play hockey and win the Stanley Cup twice for the LA Kings

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

8 years

If only there were some sort of evidence that Duncan Keith likes to swing his stick at the faces of opponents

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

7 years

It remains to be seen if the @LAKings have more offense this season but they 100% have more lasers

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The Royal Half

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9 months

Quinton Byfield is all of us watching Trevor Moore

UCLAKINGSHALOS

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9 months

@NoContxtLAKings

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

Hockey Writers: Nate MacKinnon is the only clear cut Hart candidate from the Western Conference Anze Kopitar: Hold my Pepto Bismol

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

1 year

love you, person who paid money for a jersey with the 1995 Quebec Nordiques rebrand that was never used because the team moved to Denver and then wore it to a Avalanche-Kings game in 2023

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 months

it’s really amazing just how unlikeable the edmonton oilers are able to make themselves on a national level

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

8 years

In the ultimate act of defiance, Team USA decided to stand for the national anthem but then sit for the rest of this game.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 years

I both love and hate the LA Kings for making me believe. But that’s why I keep watching each season

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

7 years

If I wanted to see a Connor start fast and then slowly disappear, I would just watch the 2017 Edmonton Oilers playoff highlights.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

7 months

nothing sums up connor mcdavid’s 9 seasons in the NHL more than winning the individual competition and then losing the team one

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

AHAHAHAHHAA PEOPLE IN TORONTO REALLY THOUGHT DREW DOUGHTY WANTED TO PLAY IN CANADA AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

Before we all get too caught up in this, let’s take a moment to pause and reflect that the Vegas Golden Knights or the Washington Capitals will win the Stanley Cup before the San Jose Sharks, St. Louis Blues or Vancouver Canucks.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 years

THE LA KINGS ARE FUN TO WATCH AGAIN!!

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

10 months

just unreal that we’ve been able to witness all of anze kopitar’s career

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 years

“McDavid and Draisaitl Unable to Keep Up with Moore, Stecher, and Grundstrom” is the headline I’ve been waiting my whole life for

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

7 years

CAPITALS FANS: “Ha, with Crosby injured, the Penguins are surely doomed.” MALKIN: “Hold my Smirnoff Ice.“

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 years

By choosing to announce his retirement hours before playing the Vancouver Canucks and thus assuring 2012 Round 1 highlights will be played on a loop over the next 24 hours, Dustin Brown will take his place in history as the ultimate LA Kings troll

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

5 years

Fans, be sure to stay in your seats at the conclusion of tonight’s game, as the LA Kings players will be launching former Head Coach Willie Desjardins into the sun via t-shirt cannon

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

10 years

Like Father, Like Son http://t.co/Eru2jbNIUJ

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 months

EXHALE, LA KINGS FANS

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

3 years

best of luck to @JeffCarter_77 and @Megan_Carter_ . thank you for everything you did for LA Kings fans on and off the ice. now go win a cup in Pittsburgh to really piss off Flyers fans

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

7 months

the la kings are just one columbus blue jackets trade away from activating their tried and true stanley cup winning game plan

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 years

I’ve barely been emotionally prepared for the LA Kings to be back in the playoffs let alone an overtime game

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

1 year

PUT IT IN MY VEINS

Jon Rosen

@jonnyrosen

1 year

The aftermath.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

7 years

China is cool and all but if the LA Kings wanted to play in front of people who don’t know anything about hockey, then just go to San Jose.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 years

THE LA KINGS ARE BACK TO BEING FUN TO WATCH!!! (EXCEPT WHEN THEY LOSE 7-0)

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

The trade for Ryan Reaves will be the undoing of the Las Vegas Golden Knights.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

7 years

I know this phrase gets thrown around a lot but when it comes to having chill, @LAKings literally has none.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

RIP, That 70s Line™ (2014-2018)

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

3 years

I am legit crushing hard on this LA Kings team

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

5 years

miss you already, kyle

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

it remains true that Chicago and LA are the only teams that can beat the eastern conference smh

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

8 years

Trust me, Logan Couture knows all about how a player can cheat and get away with it.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 years

KEMPE I LOVE YOUUUUUUU

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

The Pittsburgh Penguins scored more goals tonight than the LA Kings have in their past six games. Someone who is good at the hockey please help. My NHL team is dying.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

10 years

It’s pretty awesome that all the people who have become LA Kings fans in the last few years finally get to experience what it’s really like

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

If Lebron James signs with the @Lakers , all I want is a shot-for-shot recreation of these photographs with @AnzeKopitar .

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

1 year

"Gabe Vilardi's Back!" is a phrase that had a much different meaning 3 years ago

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

The @LAKings flash “What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas” on the Jumbotron and I don’t hate it at all

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER, THE VEGAS ICE HOCKEY TEAM HAS LOST A PLAYOFF GAME

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

5 years

Birth. Death. Taxes. The @SanJoseSharks Failing To Meet Expectations And Dissapointing Their Fans In The Process.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

4 years

there is nothing more “That’s So Kings™” than evaporating the team at the trade deadline and then they play their best hockey of the season

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

7 years

@GoldenKnights

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

1 year

well, at least Rob Blake has never accidentally traded his own goalie to a division rival before

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

5 years

miss you even more already, Hank

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

3 years

they always said that Connor McDavid was going to have a career just like Wayne Gretzky’s but they didn’t realize it would be the LA Kings portion

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

1 year

a las vegas-florida stanley cup final is a deleted scene from back to the future 2

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

3 years

The LA Kings might be the only team in NHL history to get better after losing a player to an expansion draft

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

4 months

as toxic as my relationship with the la kings is, god damn i love it when they make the playoffs

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

1 year

the camera cutting to Darryl Sutter after every LA Kings goal is wrecking me emotionally and comedically

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

*Tanner Pearson skates on Sidney Crosby’s line* *Scores 40 goals*

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

9 months

all you east coast hockey writers will stay up late to watch the Oilers possibly lose to the Sharks but none of you will watch Anze Kopitar be the best defensive center for the last 10 years

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

My daughter was born in 2015, so each Christmas we gather around the tree and I tell her the story of how the @LAKings were once the best team in the NHL. I need her to believe in it like she believes in Santa Claus.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

At this point, just make Dustin Brown a Player-Coach

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

4 months

I LOVE THIS FUCKING TEAM IM SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I SAID IN GAME 1

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

9 years

The Stanley Cup travels between LA and Chicago so often these days, people are going to start thinking it’s an unemployed improv actor.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

5 years

Classy move by the entire LA Kings roster to honour Anze Kopitar and Dustin Brown by playing like it’s 2006-07 all over again.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

if i understand this meme correctly, the @SanJoseSharks are saying that they are at their worst when playing hockey but at their best when doing an off-season photo shoot? sounds about right, tbh

San Jose Sharks

@SanJoseSharks

6 years

if you then you don't don't love deserve me at my me at my

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

10 years

Dany Heatley refused to go to Edmonton but has no issue going to Norfolk, Virginia.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

7 years

I’m glad that Connor McDavid finally gets a glimpse of what it was like to play for the Edmonton Oilers before he got there.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

9 months

“That’s NHL Hockey, Baby!” should be the rallying cry for the 2023-24 LA Kings season

ALL THE KINGS MEN | LA KINGS PODCAST

@KingsMenPodcast

9 months

The highlight of the night was Nick Nickson exclaiming "That's NHL hockey baby!" I should have made it the play of the game on Kings Talk. #GoKingsGo

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

3 years

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

4 years

hey @MapleLeafs don’t trade for a bunch of @LAKings players and then act surprised that they can’t score on a backup goalie

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

5 years

SMOTHER ME TO DEATH WITH NOSTALGIA AND I WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY MONEY

LA Kings Insider

@lakingsinsider

5 years

#LAKings reintroduce their heritage 90’s era jersey, #adizero style! They’ll be worn twice this year. More to come shortly. Several quick shots, courtesy of the team:

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

10 years

This photo, forever. http://t.co/oXeRfOQXjo

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

1 year

can we just appreciate that last shift from Quinton Byfield while we wait

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

5 years

For @LAKings fans, it’s been a total honor to watch Jeff Carter these last 7 years. Also, it’s been great to see him play ice hockey and win the Stanley Cup twice.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

5 years

Jay Bouwmeester has won the Stanley Cup before Joe Thornton.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

this is the only 4/20 that i care about

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 years

unreal to think the LA Kings only had to give up Jake Muzzin to get Carl Grundstrom and Sean Durzi

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

4 years

ugh, la kings hockey is back, baby

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

a glow puck but instead of tracking a hockey puck it tracks the evaporation of connor mcdavid’s soul the longer he plays in edmonton

Bally Sports West

@BallySportWest

6 years

The goals were good and all in real time, but they're GREAT with the FoxTrax 🏒☄️ @JimFox19 | #GKG

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 years

I know it’s always cheaper to shoot movies in Canada, but filming A Quiet Place 3 at Rogers Place right now is a bold filmmaking move

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

LA KINGS FANS: “Well it can’t get much worse than being the 31st team and losing 1-0 to the Calgary Flames.” JACK CAMPBELL: “Hold my Gatorade.”

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

7 years

Dustin Brown’s great at tip-ins this season because he’s been practicing deflecting criticism over the last 4 years.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

7 years

Honestly, with the way Anze Kopitar, Dustin Brown, and Marian Gaborik are playing this season without Darryl Sutter, it might be time for Mike Richards to consider a comeback.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 years

so proud that even the young fans of the @EdmontonOilers understand that Troy Stecher is #1 in our hearts now

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

I love Dion Phaneuf because he’s the only LA Kings player on the bench to clap after each fan wins a jersey off the player’s back.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 months

it is now

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

2016 LA Kings fans: “We can’t win with Dustin Brown in the lineup!” 2018 LA Kings fans: “We can’t win without Dustin Brown in the lineup!”

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

3 years

cancel culture has gone too far

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

1 year

Anze Kopitar out here playing like Rob Blake threatened to trade him

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 years

everyone is trying to decide if this is a goal or not but people should instead be talking about how Carl Grundstrom just pushed Darnell Nurse off like he was a fly

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

1 year

i never thought I’d see the LA Kings win the Stanley Cup twice in my lifetime but even more I never thought I’d ever see a 40 goal scorer for the LA Kings

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

9 years

I’m not saying he doesn’t want to play in Edmonton but Connor McDavid just hired Eric Lindros’ dad as his agent.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

I didn’t think I would get so emotional but this news of the Sedin brothers retiring has hit me pretty hard.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

I’m not saying this World Series game is going long, but the LA Kings may win a game before it ends.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

10 years

TRH GAMEDAY: A sneak peek at the jerseys the LA Kings will be wearing tonight vs the Sharks. http://t.co/ZZ8xGg0XJC http://t.co/hbFVxXziUX

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

2 years

DOWNTOWN LA IN THE STREETS, THOUSAND OAKS IN THE SHEETS

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

1 year

it’s pretty wild that Connor McDavid had 2 goals and you can still say with a straight face that the LA Kings were able to contain him tonight

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

6 years

This 4th of July, it’s more important than ever that Americans take a moment to pause and reflect on the fact that a Canadian NHL team has not won the Stanley Cup since 1993.

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The Royal Half

@theroyalhalf

7 years

Amazing what Torrey Mitchell has done for this team. The @LAKings are 3-0-1 since trading for him.

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