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Joshua Weissman

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I cook.

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Joshua Weissman
1 year
No I did not cater my own reception
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3 years
Dumpy time
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3 years
The chef is in
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2 years
Can’t believe we’re getting married in 5 months
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1 year
We get married in 2 days :)
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Joshua Weissman
3 years
balls and spaghetti
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3 years
I makeda pizza
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3 years
Ice cream sandwich
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4 years
Thanks @codyko
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3 years
I mean….
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4 years
3 mil on the Youtube channel. Just getting started. So appreciative and grateful for you all.
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3 years
Number 1 in all books in less than 3 hours. Totally surreal, and very grateful for you all!!!
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3 years
Brioche freestyle
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4 years
It’s my 25th birthday today and my first thought: oh heck yeah lowered insurance!
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Joshua Weissman
5 years
Quit asking me. Idk if he’s gonna want to @BingingWBabish
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Joshua Weissman
3 years
Just sharpened my knives
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3 years
I made tacos
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3 years
We just made the greatest burger show episode of all time???
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Joshua Weissman
9 months
Yeah they pulled up and got their shit rocked.
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3 years
Good evening, I’m a #1 New York Times Best Seller as of today.
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2 years
Only restaurant people will know how much of an achievement this feels like
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2 years
Onion
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4 years
Good morning
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3 years
New bun alert🚨
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3 years
I hope u like my buns
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Joshua Weissman
4 years
Over 100 recipes photographed in 6 days. None of that fake shit either.
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Joshua Weissman
4 years
I remember the first time I saw someone make a recipe of mine. Now seeing thousands of people doing it and getting excited about it every day makes me emotional. Thank you guys for trusting in me. I owe it to you.
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Joshua Weissman
3 years
I got a new knife
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3 years
Had to say it again
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2 years
Let the battle begin
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3 years
Papa?
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4 years
I wonder how many people have gotten laid because of my recipes? I hope a lot :-)
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2 years
I made burger :)
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Joshua Weissman
4 years
Most of the shit people talk about in food is personal preference. Remember that. If you like something, then it is right for you. Unless it’s hot avocado.
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4 years
Oh
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4 years
Over 115 recipes to shoot in 6 days. Two more days left. Cookbook comin.
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3 years
Breakfast time kids
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3 years
Nah he tweakin
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3 years
Sweet n sour type beat
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3 years
Nutted. I mean the baklava has nuts in it. Sorry.
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3 years
Just a papa peek
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3 years
Nice
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3 years
Healthy and doesn’t suck ass
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Joshua Weissman
4 years
My sons
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4 years
Sokka’s meteor sword kinda vibe
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3 years
New pan
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3 years
I made donuts
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3 years
I need people to understand that I literally do not care if you cook or not. If you like to eat, then you are a homie.
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Joshua Weissman
2 years
Made a lil bowl
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3 years
Thanksgiving was lit
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3 years
Just some steak
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4 years
👁👄👁 I’m nominated for a streamy award for best food!!
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Joshua Weissman
3 years
4 million subscribers on the youtube channel. That means I’m going to make 4 million burgers today.
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3 years
Garlic Knotty
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3 years
Bread and choccy
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2 years
Me every time someone says they don’t need to season their steak…bc it’s “that good”
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2 months
All I post on this app now is fitness.
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3 years
I forgot to dust it first
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3 years
A rolly
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@therealweissman You dont seem to have much presence outside fb. Should fix that.
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3 years
Noodles that’ll make u nut
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3 years
You know which one papa made
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2 years
Just two young men
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Joshua Weissman
3 years
Yogurt is thick milk.
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4 years
My son
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Joshua Weissman
9 months
@PicturesFoIder I’m still alive, they got laid out.
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Joshua Weissman
4 years
I’m the General now
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3 years
Just readin :)
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3 years
I’m bout to act up
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4 years
Pad thai freaks wya?
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3 years
I require more spices
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3 years
Toast
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3 years
Their time has come
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Joshua Weissman
3 years
You can’t use the word traditional and then whip out your air fryer. I’m sorry.
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Joshua Weissman
2 years
I made cookies
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Joshua Weissman
3 years
Get absolutely WHOPPED pal
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Joshua Weissman
3 years
Please don’t be the mf that says they don’t salt their food bc it “has enough flavor”. I already know your steak looks like an old ass flip flop on the side of the highway.
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4 years
It's crazy to me that I used to feel so alone thinking that it was uncool that I liked to cook as a kid because my classmates told me that it was. Lesson learned. ✅
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3 years
Wake n steak
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3 years
Thinking about caramelized onions rn
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3 years
Noodles :)
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Joshua Weissman
2 years
So many people complain that some of my recipes are too time consuming, but then go scroll tik tok for three and a half hours uninterrupted.
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3 years
I own a deed let’s GOOOO
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3 years
Furniture store type beat
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3 years
Pork belly for the people
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Joshua Weissman
4 years
Sad to see the old kitchen go. Out with the old in with the new.
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4 years
I accidentally took this photo and I am appauled.
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3 years
My chicken tenders in the sunlight
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3 years
Bread
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3 years
Bento boxes are back in
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Pork belly
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Lemon peppy
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3 years
Absolutely bodied
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1 year
And don’t you fucking forget
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3 years
Lord have mercy
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3 years
Good afternoon
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