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silly dude that's motivated, reinvigorated founder of team #RizeAndGrind & #KaraokeCarChronicles , 1 career + 2 job hustler and #GatorKing , gotta go get it!

at work probably
Joined July 2009
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Taking y'all to the QUIET STORM.... you will go half on some quarantine babies tonight y'all 😂 #KaraokeCarChronicles 2 part video ... hope y'all enjoy it as much as i did ❤❤❤❤ i may retire after this one 😂 #RipIt 🎶 Part 1 (A-side)
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So yall hate #GabbyDouglas not putting her hand #heart but when your boy does it there is no issue 😑
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@TheDreadheadRed @GloUpElite Mystical was nominated for a couple of Grammys and had a real flow and meaning .... he just yelled it half the time This dude nominations will include crack baby of the year & the prestigious give it up boy, you terrible award
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@247KevinBoilard "Cringe worthy" ???? Kev....
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F*ck a language..... you need to teach them to play football, RYAN! #GOBLUE
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Giles Jackson ...... I ain't ever forgot bro..... #GoBlue     #NationalChampionship
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@lovelyfragments @TheDreadheadRed @GloUpElite No Melissa X ..... he was great because he was good at making people tap their feet with catchy hooks, tight beats and a crazy lyrical flow, nominated for BET & Soul Train awards too sista!! ✊🏾 & before we go any further i don't condone any criminal acts he may have committed
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@ritaresarian his mood right after "Yeah today was a great day ..... but ummm I'm gonna need my money back for paying your way today when you get your next check COUSIN "
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Why are people so hateful when it comes to this #AAF league, the @NFL doesn't own a patent over football. y'all act like they invented football and this league is stealing it or something! Let these guys play, people are employed, jobs were created .. let others watch in peace
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#GoBlue #rivalryweek #BeatState .... Mel Tucker interview live
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Michael Eric Dyson going in harder than any Drake diss track #ArethaHomegoing
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Michigan took a lot of L's to Ohio State over the years and we cried, complained and moaned about everything from refs to ball placement BUT we never displayed this type of epic level OF BITCHASSNESS that's being displayed by the BUCKEYES 🤣 That coach of their's... MY GAWD
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I want my OLD COACH back!!!! Give me the guy that slapped Schwartz on the back with a quick dismissal, the coach that tried to score extra points against USC.... the arrogant, cocky, halfway crazy SOB that gave ZERO F🤬kS and wanted to kick everybody AZZ
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A coach gets fired, media instantly makes Jim Harbaugh the best candidate How come they never suggest James Franklin? Ryan Day? Day is a tough coach & really only coached 1 bad half of football in 3 years ....that's impressive, right? That should make you a prime candidate
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@oandlomom @dandyconfusion @OriginalYoni How did y'all get "Hold on" out of "oh Lord" though .....
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It's official .... OFFICIALLY!!! Inspector Simmdogg is in the HizOuse!
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They said we had to take the division from them.... WELL, WE DID THAT with their ship and we sailing across Lake Michigan with it!! #OnePride     LET'S GO @Lions !!
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Hotel ✅️ Game Ticket✅️ Flight ✅️ Maize Outfit ✅️ Somebody to cover my work shifts so I can hang with my Twitter Fam and cheer on our Wolverines ✅️✅️✅️✅️
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MSU & COACH HARLON BARNETT: "(I will) definitely (remember Michigan’s late touchdown),” he added. “I always remember. I’m gonna remember everything about that game.” MICHIGAN FANS EVERYWHERE:
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Michigan State coach seems pretty unhappy with Alex Orji's touchdown. #GoBlue STORY:
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We didn't waiver, we didn't quit, WE BATTLED , WE HUNG TOUGH & STOOD TALL IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY! The ball just didn't bounce our way Those kids did their best & i appreciate each & everyone of them for it ... That's a tough one to lose but i love what i saw! #GoBlue
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Tariq let his mom take the rap, set his uncle tommy up, got his sister killed and killed his father and y'all want me to plop my azz in front of the TV in a few months to follow this sorry mofo into a whole different #PowerTV book 🤨😡 .......... just need the time & date
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@XXL Dre and Eminem right now......
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We'll raise you...... we'll do it without Jim Harbaugh #ChallengeAccepted
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@MJoeBean Michigan has to play Penn State on the road, then Maryland on the road and then Ohio State over a 3 week period. No way in hell they win all three. See you soon.
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Jim Harbaugh DID NOT TAKE ANYBODY!! COACH HERB DECIDED TO GO!! That's a grown azz man who can make his own damn decisions! Jim offered a friend/colleague a job elsewhere, and the friend/colleague accepted it. Yeah, it sucks but stop the blame game
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Just had to vent a little....
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How many B1G championships in a row?
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@HypeSir7 @Free_Spirit2972 When a little baby is laughing that hard you better check the mirror to see if you straight because he straight flaming you in baby talk 😂😂😂
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I'm almost in tears but i swear I'm going to try my best to hold them inside until we hold up that National Championship Trophy #GoBlue
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@ritaresarian 😄😄😄😄 damn....
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Kirk Herbstreit is crying y'all...... Now he got the other's crying About to have me crying WOW .......
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@WheelzFL How do you insist on scheduling regular season games there and don't know to whom that flag belongs?
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I can't explain the feeling.......
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Mom sent me more Michigan home goods😁💙💛 just in time for March Madness!!
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Had the Prettiest date ever last night.... my mom
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So proud of that teams will #GoBlue     💙 #GoBlue     💛 GO MUTHAFUDGING BLUE 🌹🌹🌹
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Marty on ESPN: is Daxton Hill in Miami right now? Jim Harbaugh: He might be!
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@ScooterMagruder Still??? Never was ...... Good try with the wording though
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In honor of the young king @SIR__BOO the other Brian (me) wants to challenge all that knew him to the #SirBooGoBlueChallenge R.I.P. homie!!
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Hate to see you go grandma but nobody deserves their wings more than you. Love you and miss you all ready. 🥺🙏🏿 1/21/21 will be etched in my heart forever .... happy homegoing Grandma Ruby❤😥
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Gone is my 17 year old cousin in a car accident and friend/co-worker in a freaking shooting.... just like that In the same 24 hour period It's tough out here man but thanks for all the prayers and well wishes.
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Well that was one hell of a ride! B1G championship, Heisman runner up, sack record broken, 5 touchdown game by our RB against our rival, playoff birth, nail-biting victories in hostile environments Awesome season! THANKS @UMichFootball i loved every minute of it #GoBlue
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DOES USC THINK THIS IS THE FREEZE TAG OR 2-HAND TOUCH CHAMPIONSHIP?
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As far as I'm concerned WE AIN'T RANKED .... keep that same preseason energy, AP Poll
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I mean, @Coach_Minter , aren't you going to miss this. I don't think you can stick it to a rival this way by waving their ass bye-bye off your field in the NFL 🤣🤣🤣 Go give them hell in the NFL coach. I appreciate you for this moment DEFINITELY! #GoBlue #ProBlue
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Thank you Jesse Minter 💙〽️
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@richeisen The Detroit Lions The Detroit Pistons The Detroit Tigers The Detroit Redwings
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@WaveSinatraJr @KadeeTooCool Walmart didn't want to sell rap music back in the day but now they are carrying a Tupac windbreaker 😂 couldnt deny the culture!
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Still gorgeous!! My first cougar crush😂😂😂😂
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Happy 72nd Birthday to the magnificent Phylicia Rashad💜
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Not a cheeseburger, not iPhone footage, not Ohio state, not Michigan state, not a B1G commissioner , Absolutely NO ONE OR NOTHING COULD STOP OUR DESTINY!! NATIONAL CHAMPS, 15-0 !! GIVE US OUR DUE!!! NATIONAL MUTHAFUDGING CHAMPS #GoBlue #NationalChampionship
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Who won #Verzuz tonight? US .... WE WON VERZUZ! Everybody that tuned in to watch and listen to two legendary, iconic, masters of music groups!
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@lookin4amiracle @kellthegal Girl you shrunk everything!! Even your age by looks as you look amazingly youthful!! Big props to you!!!
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Weak ass didn't even say anything before handing over the trophy.... Tony Petitti is a joke of a commissioner
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It's wet but we're in here using the force to will Michigan to a win!! #GoBlue
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it's my very last day on company my very last day as a firefighter ... I will now be a fireman. If you don't know the difference between the two let me tell you. A firefighter fights fires & a fireman just works for the fire department 🤣🤣🤣 SOOOO.....
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Media talking heads: "Penn St will challenge Ohio St & Michigan for the B1G with Allar as their QB" Me:
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@ComplexSports @Complex @EAMaddenNFL I swear we would be happy with better graphics, real tackling, smarter A.I. and no glitches
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@ESPNNBA ESPN & Bleacher Report every time LeBron does something somebody else has done a billion times.....
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OSU is a machine, 3 Heisman candidates, talented across the board #1 team. Michigan ain't there yet but we gotta keep pursuing that level of dominance shown by OSU. Recruiting, winter conditioning, spring ball, fall camp ...it all has to be done with beating OSU in mind.
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@YesYoureRacist Good luck with that 🤣 that's like telling Mexico we're building a wall but your butt is paying for it
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Who this dude think he is ...... Carol Brady??
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RUSS HAS ARRIVED FOR HIS LAKERS DEBUT. 👀
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@jirehffe @A_MaizingBlue They got my girl .... perfectly too ....... dang 😔
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All I'm saying is 3 dudes went and attacked a young man and not 1 guy along the way said "We shouldn't do this sh*t" Always surround yourself with a diverse group of people... we all need that one friend that keeps us grounded and out of trouble aka the smart one
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80s party with family & friends
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Let's go @Lions !!! #OnePride baby
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@oandlomom @dandyconfusion @OriginalYoni But I'll try it .... that's gonna be hard because I've always heard "Oh Lord"
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"The Team The Team The Team Team 144, you are the TEAM" Yes, indeed, #GoBlue
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IN-MUTHAFUDGING-SANE🤯
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ZIYAH HOLMAN @ohhthatszyyy ! She brings the Wolverines' 4x400 relay back from a 4-second deficit on the anchor leg to WIN by nearly half a second in 3:48.02! The split: 51.79 🔥🔥🔥 #GoBlue
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@DesmondHoward They weren't ready man 😂😂😂😂 .... that's why you gotta put in a call to make next week's guest on @CollegeGameDay .... Wayne Brady, Ashy Larry & Tyrone Biggums
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This woman putting out more hits than Motown! Back by popular demand. Taking #KaraokeCarChronicles to the next level by going squad car chronicles 👀 😂 with this previously unreleased material, UNTIL NOW! With my VIP pass I'm bringing it to the Twitter World , its @mkgoblue Pt1
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@serenawilliams Me going to get Serena more popcorn
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What Halloween means to me .... MY DAD.... CHERISHING ANOTHER YEAR I HAVE HIM HERE TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!! I can't with this outfit though 🤣 these shoes though!!
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🚨🚨I GOT THE JOB🚨🚨 😝😊😁😆 To everybody that wished me luck and sent prayers up........
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@WaveSinatraJr Yeah the muthafudger that's trying to make me choose😂😂😂
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Off season mood
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Give Michigan some TEs that can one hand catch that ball..... Bring Jake Butt back
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@Its_her_tmac @PWrites You probably did but I'm here to speak for 98٪ of the men......
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Thank you @bakingmom14 @NateLewis77 @mkgoblue @LovelymarisaT @theplayerthefan @TheSportsJim @TabsGoBlue @elizagnnnn & others for the love and hospitality UNDER THE LIGHTS in the rain.....i appreciate it!! ✊🏾💙💛 #GoBlue
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Dude is literally playing with people livelihood with this USPS drama Those employees ain't asked to be some political pawn to be played with They have families, homes and other bills that need to be paid.... THEY WERE DEEMED ESSENTIAL now this mess
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United States of America ain't shit!! Yeah I said it!!! And I stand for the flag, got 2 daughters in the service and 1 son that plans on enlisting next fall. I work my ass off helping people of all color, legal and illegal, rich and poor because it's the right thing to do, I
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1 team has ONE THOUSAND WINS And it's....... MICHIGAN! #GOBLUE
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Welp, here we go..... Part 2 of this PROMOTIONAL EXAM 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 Knock this out and head to work
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Hire Charles Woodson to coach the DBs
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Ain't looked hard enough.... happens all the time in Michigan
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I don’t often see two cougars walking together
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She trying to give me baby fever but I ain't going! Gotta stay G🤣
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2021 gave us 1 last kick in the nuts before getting out of here .... I know she even sees the humor in that! Cheers Betty White on your homecoming
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Somebody gotta play in a college football playoff game next Friday & guess who it ain't O-H-I-O or better yet O-H-N-O (Oh-hell-no)
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I'm down to one teenager now. I'm old old...20 years old today🤯 happy birthday son it's truly a blessing to be your dad.. very PROUD of you!
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Big 20 TODAY🥳🥳🥳 👈🏾Tap for surprise
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@blurbette All the black folks like....
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Firing Harbaugh is gonna just destroy what I think is a great staff of young hungry coaches.... I don't want to see that! I think Gattis called a great game... don't know where Haskins was down the stretch AND STILL CONFUSED BY THAT but I see improvement all across the team
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So y’all think it’s time to fire Harbaugh?
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New paint and carpet for the man cave ..... now it's near what i envisioned when we moved in years ago!!!
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Oldie but goodie. #GirlDads #girldad
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LeBron could have 22 years of training and Mike would still knock is receding hairline back 4 more inches in 40 seconds
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LeBron James with 2 years of training vs. prime Mike Tyson, who do you got? 👀
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He having to much fun for his birthday ..... my dad❤
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