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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

25 days

Another song from my demo. Circa 2004.

Tell Me Why - The Real In Stereo

By: The Real In Stereo and Darius Deezle HarrisonMade with PowerDirector

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

1 month

When I was 19 I wrote and recorded a 16 track demo, which was basically an album. This is one of my favorite tracks from it.

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What if you spent all this time in longing and desire, just to meet and the sex be awful?

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@KevOnStage If my mom isn’t making the tamales, I don’t want them.

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The way he makes me laugh… take my panties.

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The Real In Stereo

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The Real In Stereo

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Long drives and loud music

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The Real In Stereo

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I’m in a good place in my mind and my emotions. That’s worth celebrating.

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The Real In Stereo

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Thankful for friends who are just as fucked up as I am.

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The Real In Stereo

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She’s a 10, but she parks like an asshole.

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The Real In Stereo

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3 months

I have plenty of room in my heart, just not in my mind.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

What’s wrong with a little forever between friends?

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

If you date me, just know I will park two blocks down just so I don’t have to parallel park.

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The Real In Stereo

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3 months

Getting cracked like a glow stick later. I can’t wait.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

It’s okay. You can never get loving someone wrong.

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The Real In Stereo

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17 days

For once I’d like to have what I want when I want it.

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The Real In Stereo

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2 months

I’m not looking for a sugar daddy, nor do I need a man to send me stacks. But it would be nice to get a Cash App with the note, “Here’s $60, baby. Get you that tank of gas.”

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

I am writing tonight. I am writing tonight. I am writing tonight. I am writing tonight.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

Getting my boobs smushed today in the name of breast health.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

People will always fall off the pedestal you put them on.

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The Real In Stereo

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3 months

Next time you go, take me with you.

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The Real In Stereo

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4 months

Tonight seems a good night as any to humiliate myself and download Bumble.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

1 month

My kink is a vasectomy.

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The Real In Stereo

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2 months

Nothing beats seeing your work come to life. I feel incredibly proud.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

I want all of it and none of it. It’s that simple.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

4 months

My brain: Maybe you shouldn’t say that. My heart: Let’s fuck shit up, bitch.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

10 days

Men who can take a joke are so fucking sexy.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

It’s so odd knowing there is someone out there holding a secret of mine and we no longer speak.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

4 months

They say drunk words are sober thoughts, but have you ever talked to a woman in mid ovulation?

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

5 months

The problem with dating is that the good men are tired and skeptical now.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

1 month

I’m going to a social dance tonight, and if it doesn’t end with two rival gangs organizing a knife fight I’m gonna be pissed.

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The Real In Stereo

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3 months

Holding a tub of ice cream and a pregnancy test is a strange place to be.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

My daughter officially begins college tomorrow. I know I should probably be weepy, but I’m just so damn proud to have gotten to this point. I’m proud to see her becoming more and more independent. Do better than me, baby. ❤️

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

4 months

So much desire and no one to consume it with.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

A brooding and tortured man, you say? Sign me up.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

I hate that I’ve become a person who likes the taste of Coke Zero.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

4 months

When that “I really like you” feels incredibly risky.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

1 month

Put my location on your weather app so I know it’s real.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

The ladies want work boners, too.

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The Real In Stereo

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4 months

Looking for someone to stay up late with me.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

5 months

Just sitting on my bed disassociating.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

4 months

Fine. You don’t have to love me. Just moderately tolerate me for a good flirt once in a while then.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

4 months

Today was a good day.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

5 months

Looking for my friends🥺

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

I’m feeling very generous with my affection this morning. I must be ovulating.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

24 days

What those hands do, baby? Hopefully wash dishes.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

I should have learned how to play the drums.

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The Real In Stereo

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1 month

When their crazy fits your crazy…

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The Real In Stereo

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A romance fueled by mutual hate of the Dallas Cowboys.

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The Real In Stereo

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3 months

They executed her 💔 #SayHerName #SonyaMassey

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The Real In Stereo

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10 days

She looks good and she knows it.

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The Real In Stereo

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3 months

The ladies of Twitter make this place something special. ❤️

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

1 month

Fill me with your non dairy cream, daddy.

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The Real In Stereo

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4 months

Just try to find a little bit of joy.

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The Real In Stereo

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5 months

Men who can cook can get it.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

10 days

I want all my interactions here to have sexual tension in case I want to see you naked.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

1 month

Testing out how dramatic and needy I can be in his DMs.

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The Real In Stereo

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4 months

Immaculate vibes, but she always feels lonely.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

It’s not real till it plays over my car speakers.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

25 days

It’s heartbreaking that people who should support you don’t unless you’re always succeeding.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

1 month

I no longer want to be a cause of pain.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

4 months

Middle Age nerds can get it.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

*checking out my outfit before leaving the house* Me: Man, I look like somebody’s mother. Kid: You are somebody’s mother. Me: Yeah, but I don’t want to look like it.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

The devil found me.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

4 months

Realizing that I know no one famous past 2010.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

4 months

Hide and Seek but it’s just him looking for her in melodies.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

Just got a raise at work.✨🤸🏽‍♀️

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

4 months

Looking for strong hands to do soft things to me.

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The Real In Stereo

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14 days

Naps and snacks all weekend long.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

1 month

You caught me. Now mount me.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

4 months

I see the storm ahead. I’m driving toward you anyway.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

25 days

Hey with the intention of going right back to sleep.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

My anxiety is so high right now that I can’t remember if I took my medication. Body is in pain and I feel like crying.

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The Real In Stereo

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New sundress acquired.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

4 months

I’m a HUGE advocate of quitting jobs that literally suck the life out of you. I have no hustle mentality at all.

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The Real In Stereo

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2 months

Me: I’d love to lose 50 lbs. Also Me: *devours a small pizza and 8 pc hot wings*

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

I sure as hell did spray myself down in Versace to lounge around in my sweats. YOLO, bitch.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

This moment calls for some emotional eating. Ice cream it is.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

I am not enjoying the feeling of this Monday. Something feels so incredibly disturbing.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

Trying to take my time taking my time.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

28 days

Moment of zen. My soul loves the water.

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The Real In Stereo

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30 days

I can’t believe that insecure men are still using “gay” as insult, in the year of our Lord 2024.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

1 month

When the instructor asks you to dance, you dance.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

Realizing I only overshare with people I feel safe with. That’s kind of a relief.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

If you don’t risk anything, you can’t lose anything. You also don’t win anything either.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

I want to make alt account. I’m gonna need a name.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

Perimenopause has me feeling like a 16 year old boy. 🫠

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

Mommy needs a minute. *me to my life

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

Come on jeans! Do you fit or don’t you?! Fuck!

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

“Out the back door goes the tight end” is the most sexual thing I’ve heard all day today.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

25 days

You ever just feel like you’re the only one who feels the way you feel?

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

If I could steal some of you guys away, I would.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

Tattoo time

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

1 month

When I was 19 I wrote and recorded a 16 track demo, which was basically an album. This is one of my favorite tracks from it.

Ridiculous- The Real In Stereo w/ Darius Deezle Harrison

Ridiculous by Alejandra Contreras and Darius Deezle Harrison

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

2 months

Decided on my new tattoo and getting it ASAP.

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The Real In Stereo

@therealinstereo

3 months

Bills really kill the vibe on payday.

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