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15 years
wtf I have a twitter account??!
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@ClownWorld_ LMAOOOOO this "climate activist" glued his hand to the tarmac protesting a Formula-E race. "E" for electric. 💀🤣
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@zillowgonewild *Mold has entered the chat.*
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@greentexts_bot Pretttttty sure anon left out a few extra steps............. 😬
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@Writer4LifeJC @TheNBACentral No. Stop pretending "student-athlete" has any sort of meaning anymore. The education aspect of it was diluted long ago. These kids generate billions of dollars in revenue, for free. Accounting for injury, it's negative-EV to goto college. Lavar is 100% right.
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@ClownWorld_ I drive a McLaren and it definitely doesn’t work like this lmao. This kid is a dork. 🤡
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@0xgaut Also… nobody is getting a Revuelto allocation except previous Aventador owners. 🫠
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@GreenTextRepost Anon needs new parents smh.
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@RobertKennedyJr Quite possible one of the *worst* picks you could've made. Just like when Gary Johnson picked Weld in 2016, your campaign is about to destruct into irrelevance. Good job.
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@greentexts_bot Why is it always China?? 😭😭😭😭😭 (Don't answer that; just Google 'gutter oil'.)
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2 years
@fuckedupfoods Fatherless incel energy in the comments. I'm eating that no hesi. 🫡
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11 months
@greentexts_bot Dude on bottom-left has his FOV set to 'MAX'.
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2 years
@OrwellNGoode Maybe if it was a kidney. But an eye? Nah, let's go cruise in the Lambo. I'll drive, Mama.
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@messedupfoods Bone apple tea
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@greentexts_bot Anon struggles with point-and-click.
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@WomenPostingLs Narcissism.
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1 year
@GreenTextRepost @SuperNovaCentri Really wish I didn't just read that.... -_- Time to go for a walk.
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2 years
@OrwellNGoode I hate the "cRoSsOvEr SuV" era. Everything looks the same (and sucks). Bring back the 90's.
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@DudespostingWs >,,my standard in men is super high"" >body count of 147
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@guideforlovers Absolutely not. Bro code. Death before dishonor.
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11 months
@greentexts_bot Girl realizes she couldn’t do better than anon after getting rejected/played by a bunch of chads. So she spins the block. Don’t fall for it. You’re the prize, anon.
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2 years
@guideforlovers “You’re so nice!” Translation: I’m just looking for ways to exploit you.
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11 months
@coinmamba If it’s good enough to take screenshot, it’s good enough to take profit. Congrats. Sick trade.
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2 years
@guideforlovers Lmao lowkey I’d just let her pay and ghost her, never talk to her again. I’m not trying to date a masculine “boss babe” who’s argumentative on the FIRST date. Free meal. “Equality.”
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@capitalistbank @WomenPostingLs 🤡 🌎 take. This mother has no self-respect and is indirectly normalizing infidelity. It sends a terrible message to her son.
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@Pats36800212 @ClownWorld_ Exhaust? You mean LED brake lights? 🤣🤣🤣
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1 year
@davidzmorris Reminder that Alameda--who almost *everybody* in the industry revered as 'the best traders in crypto'--had a negative PNL for 2019-2022. A small few of us who talked with their traders knew they were full of crap. It takes a special form of autism to be that bad at trading.
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@guideforlovers Lawyer up and divorce her immediately. Anybody saying otherwise has zero self-respect.
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@WomenPostingLs Is it really that big of an L if she remembers her grandma's birthday when she's piss drunk?
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@guideforlovers Forgive? Absolutely not. Trust is irreparably broken. But recognizing that sacrifices must be made for the sake of raising children, I’d temper my hatred to co-parent with her as best as humanly possible.
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1 year
@guideforlovers Short, emotion-less messages via text. Won't stop looking at her phone during dates. Disrespect you verbally, in public.
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2 years
@its_the_Dr Jesus really needs to force wipe the server.
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@Mokkaveli7 @greentexts_bot He had to recover the lost suitcase of $$. Just doin' his job bro.
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2 years
@rvalenz25 @Writer4LifeJC @TheNBACentral Yes, but the topic at hand here is LeBron's kid--purportedly an 'elite' athlete. (I'm not a scout; just going off the consensus) For your average D1 'student-athlete', sure, get that piece of paper.
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@TikTokInvestors Dear JPow, these broccoli hair kids must be stopped. Hike more.
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@WomenPostingLs Brb changing my name on all the dating apps to "Quality Real Estate".
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@8EyedEel Legit curious which stats Ph.D calc’ed the numbers….
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@ThinkingBitmex We will liquidate the Korean streamer. 🫡
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1 year
@UnitGraph Anon dodged a kidnapping.
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@greentexts_bot That first-time post-nut clarity hits different.
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2 years
@zerohedge But are they resistant to pronouns?
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@OrwellNGoode Doing the Lord’s work tbh.
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@messedupfoods My next house must have a Tiramisu drawer.
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@USMiniTru This is such an obvious Fed honeypot/trap.
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1 year
@Hoodville_ Oh snap Hoodville figured out how to use AI. It’s game over.
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@guideforlovers Yes. ‘Til death do us part.
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@greentexts_bot Anon has clearly never been to West Texas. Today, it's still a vast void of nothingness. I'm pretty sure you could go on a murderous rampage like Anton Chigurh and nothing would happen.
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@Hoodville_ The fridge protects the snacks.
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@MichiCrypto69 @UncorruptedMen @Cobratate You sell pics of your butthole for $15 Please don't lecture us on happiness lmfao.
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@litcapital @HamasakiLaw Nope, he's running for District Attorney.
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@karakarudotmp4 @OrwellNGoode Probably because you don't have to buy a new Yamaha product every 12-24 months due to planned obsolescence.
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@watchking69 $365K per annum spend. If you can’t live a “good life” on this, we are not from the same planet.
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@0xfbifemboy 0.5-1SD? You're off by a factor of 2-3x rofl. If it was only 0.5-1, every Ivy would still be all Chinese lmao.
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@guideforlovers Lmao I'd just let her pay then ghost her. Thanks for the free meal. 🤣
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@greentexts_bot This greentext was from over a year ago..... And things are unironically worse now. GG
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@100xAlena Who you’re trading against 😗
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@TikTokInvestors If your realtor dresses like this selling tract houses, you need to run (not walk) as far away as possible.
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@messedupfoods Creamy chicken been my goto since I was a broke college student lol.
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@guideforlovers “Napoleon was 5’6” and conquered the world. It’ll be okay.” 😘
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@guideforlovers Hand her my damn phone. I ain't got anything to hide. Pretty simple, really.
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@buckadeath Damn these girls playing on 180 FOV.
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@AutismCapital This is like a doctor prescribing 30mg XR's and being like "Okay, try this for a week then let us know how you feel", before capitulating and giving you 40mg IR's and instructing you to crush & snort 'em.
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@GreenTextRepost @TheSpiralPro Anon had a bangin' kebab stack at the school cafeteria.
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@netcapgirl Feeling like this meme is particularly relevant.
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@EndWokeness God the smell must be horrible. Jfc
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@ClownWorld_ Not picking sides (don't even care about I vs P tbh), but this is 100% justified in the event of a medical emergency.
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@MOST_Biased @Hoodville_ Except this is a normie Corvette lmfao.
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@IsabellaMDeLuca Basic financial literacy. Compound interest, credit management, etc.
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@JoshLekach Undeniably based.
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@wagieeacc To be fair, Sam was likely never hugged as a child.
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@AutismCapital >his *other* ex-girlfriend's fund Gonna need to see pics of other girlfriend chief.
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@LinkedinFlex He got that dawg in him.
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@LtCol_ @AutismCapital 3's need love too smh. Sam doing the Lord's work.
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@ByzGeneral Saylor’s done buying 🫠
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@TheEcho13 Car meets. (E.g. Cars & Coffee) Want to meet rich dudes? Hang around the exotics section. It’s light out so you get a good look. Nobody’s drunk. Nobody can lie to you about his height. You even get to choose the car you get picked up in for a date! 😅
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@Hoodville_ Some dude on IG said his girl took the light bulb in his fridge. I don’t think that can be beat tbh. 😭😭😭
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@guideforlovers Trump is innocent.
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@zerohedge Reminds me of exactly what happened during Gary Johnson's run in '16. The lizard people demand he picked Weld as his running mate, and his campaign fell off the map shortly thereafter. No doubt they ran the same playbook on RFK Jr.
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@guideforlovers Then she doesn't have everything you ever wanted. I'm not raising some other man's kid (baggage).
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@guideforlovers Absolutely not. Fat women disgust me.
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@TheRabbitHole84 4yrs of Trump + COVID nuked it for me. The MSM has no shame, whatsoever. It's clearly just Deep State propaganda at this point.
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@guideforlovers “My pronouns are she her.”
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@UnitGraph Anon's ex getting bent over by Chad, probably. Sorry anon.
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@LinkedinFlex He got that dawg in him fr
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@guideforlovers Yes, but it depends lol. Foodie? Home chef? Sure, I don't see a problem. FashionNova "model"? Absolutely not. Listen, if your girl is pretty--she's going to get hit on in the DM's regardless--men are thirsty af. It's up to her to ignore/police that if she respects/loves you.
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@texasrunnerDFW @SullyCNBC This is the correct answer. a $1.5-1.8mm house in NJ (likely Wall St. buyers) falls into the luxury category where supply/demand much more illiquid/opaque+other intangibles. As somebody with ventures in exotic car & luxe watch industry, we're seeing this as well.
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@WomenPostingLs As he should.
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@Auroplaine @zerohedge Finally somebody who actually understands instead of just screaming ,,mUh sHoRt SquEEze!!11"
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@tittyrespecter Broccoli hair kids = exit liquidity
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@TikTokInvestors Therapy? Nah fam. Dude needs to goto jail.
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@guideforlovers Triple digits and you might as well get paid to be an escort. Yet some girls will do it for free. Truly 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@trader1sz @kararesurrect One of the golden rules of CT.... just assume that every person is a dude.
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@Fxhedgers That's 🧢🧢🧢 If such a proposal were truly capable of bankrupting $F, then it just confirms how poorly the rest of the company is run. These guys sell an F-150 with cloth seats for $75,000.
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@XVanFleet This happened to my great grandfather in Jinan--his property seized and redistributed to peasants. His sister died in a struggle session. I refuse to let this happen to my family again.
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@SBakerMD Top-20 Low-T cities
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@WomenPostingLs This is child abuse.
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