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1 year

@ramachandranesk + if you spend 2000 coins on spinning a wheel, you’ll get 1500 coins back. maybe, sometimes, if you’re lucky.

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4 years

my ten year old brother has started drawing digital. I am impressed. :3

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4 years

some people have cement only in place of heart bro

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I’m still proud of this

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3 months

got humiliated today.

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1 year

i am not even kidding

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1 year

only the AI-assistants make it on time for meetings now.

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4 years

we do not need a rewind.

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2 years

…splitwise is the Bermuda Triangle for cash.

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4 years

to the person on whose story he put up a picture of the body: fuck you, and thank you for the trauma. to the media and/or whoever leaked this picture: basic ethics where?!?! what makes you think we need to see that picture?

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@theonlysif

4 years

you know what I miss? the weird shit that happens to your ears when you’re in an aircraft? the repeated blocking and unblocking of the ears. I miss that.

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@theonlysif

8 years

*closes Twitter* Thinks about opening the next app. *opens Twitter* every time

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4 years

‘typing like this’ versus ‘Typing Like This’ is super different. one is acceptable, One Is Not.

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4 years

guess who just got off of his laptop after working and finishing classes and assignments since 09AM? me. 13 hours guys, kill me already. :)

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4 years

I think I’m getting out of my ‘I’m not ready to love’ phase and I think that shit is dangerous

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8 months

i absolutely love how that's the FOURTH thing on his list

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4 years

hope nobody knows how to read japanese

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4 years

okay so I’m a clown, I recorded a ten minute voice message and just as I was about to send it, my screen locked and the voice message got deleted. and the second time, I recorded an eight minute one: I LOST THAT TOO! 🤡

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4 years

some people shouldn’t have the ability to think

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4 years

how to get someone to stop snapping you even when you never reply to their snaps

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4 years

all of my friends when I like someone for the tenth time in three months:

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4 years

nobody: people in Bangalore flat groups: I am looking for *insert religion* vegetarian female who’s okay with sharing room and having a pet lizard around, deposit is ₹1Cr and rent is ₹15000. 👌🏻

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2015 2020

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@Abhivarg

4 years

2015 2020

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4 years

why do I keep sending things to the wrong chats

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4 years

okay so am I the only one who has different vibration patterns and notification sounds set up for different people?

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4 years

y’all are so lucky I don’t have the voice feature here on Twitter!

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4 years

BIG THANK YOU TO PUBERTY! 😔❤️

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@theonlysif

4 years

hi, rant time. there’s something about Twitter that scares me when I look at my timeline lately. there’s so much labelling going around of accounts being called ‘big’ and ‘small’, I do not understand why there’s such a negative connotation attached with being small (1/3)

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4 years

was this a planned incident?! @sarc_asma

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4 years

I just got exposed.

Kenny Sebastian

@knowkenny

4 years

Someone is obsessed with me 😉

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4 years

I slept for thirteen hours, I’ve never slept for that long. missed: - seven calls - three separate work events - CoD matches - dinner

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4 years

to everyone who pranked their friends to change their names on Instagram, now I have to delete with notifications looking like crackheads are sending me messages! why is Chicken Masala liking my message?

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4 years

imagine dating me. / not a good idea

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4 years

bomboclaat

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4 years

Jio Meets looks very familiar.

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4 years

so apparently drinking coffee right before you plan on sleeping is not ideal?

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4 years

making a discord just for deep talks and spoken poetry, who’s in

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4 years

I just discovered a new sleeping position, this is so comfy.

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2 years

@verge Photoshop is not fast enough as a complete application. Imagine Photoshop on the web. ☠️

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4 years

anyone who helps me to stop touching my face can have my credit card

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4 years

when someone asks a doubt a minute before the bell

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4 years

reply w worse notifications to receive

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4 years

I once again cannot sleep, because I got another idea that potentially is the single greatest idea I’ve ever had.

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4 years

the way life can change in a few hours.

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4 years

grounding exercises helped me back when my anxiety was unhandleable even though I didn’t know what they were called back then, but I imagine this must help a lot of people deal with anxiety, self harm tendencies, traumatic memories and anything else.

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@theonlysif

4 years

in 2020, our masks lost its invisibility.

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9 months

“give me five minutes I need to be on the Internet” - @kaavyya

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@theonlysif

4 years

a little bit nostalgic guys, how @ahotcoffeepot consistently manages to blend into the background, I will never understand. :’) good times. Also, RIP twitter said.

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@theonlysif

4 years

me leaving a Snapchat Chat window as soon as I’m done sending:

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4 years

so I might be in love

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4 years

me when I wait till midnight to see my Snapchat memories but then there are none:

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@theonlysif

4 years

firestone by kygo reminds me of the good times :(

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@theonlysif

3 years

The scary thing about algorithms (like the ones that run your Instagram and YouTube feeds) is that they become an echo chamber of things you already agree with. Hence, you’re (almost) never shown other perspectives.

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@theonlysif

4 years

my girl friends do not understand me.

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4 years

okay someone please tell me it’s not just me who uses Apple Music, Spotify, and YouTube Music. need company

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4 years

death is what gives life meaning

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@theonlysif

4 years

got drenched on the way to Starbucks, and my fav barista said: ‘Asif right?’ ‘Yesss!’ ‘Caramel Frappuccino Grande w extra drizzle on top?’ ‘Yup!’ ‘I see you probably didn’t foresee the rain coming’ and started laughing! it’s a newer branch (not my usual) but they have my ❤️

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@theonlysif

4 years

the level of self-importance you have to be at for your country to have a whole ass separate number system from the rest of world. 💀 I don’t know lakhs and that’s been irritating me since forever. what’s wrong with millions and billions?

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4 years

it actually got delivered 😂

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4 years

it is officially five years

Entrepreneur

@Entrepreneur

9 years

Scientists Say They Can Recreate Living Dinosaurs Within the Next 5 Years http://t.co/NCHlCVx8ad by @Geoff_Weiss http://t.co/4vk36Xa13Y

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4 years

Dreikh

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4 years

hi guys

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@theonlysif

4 years

whoever is saying these iOS 14 features are new, please meet me thx. iPhone users KNOW THEY ARE NOT NEW. we are excited regardless.

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2 years

💞

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4 years

still miss her

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@theonlysif

4 years

i didn’t know the road I was taking would lead to a place where it’s almost impossible to reverse the damage on my mental health. the decisions that I took were at a much younger age than most of y’all would have to. i hope you take the right road.

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🐭

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@theonlysif

4 years

me and @sarc_asma have been working on this passion project, and we’re calling it eunoia. we’re using the platform to spread awareness about mindfulness and mental well-being and everything that comes with it. check us out on our Instagram. link on my Fleets.

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@theonlysif

5 years

If during this period, I start making TikToks out of boredom, I really hope y’all will understand me

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@theonlysif

4 years

“The moment you accept things as they are, you don’t need to hope anymore. Because you realise that where you are, is kind of okay.”

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@theonlysif

4 years

dogs in any Bangalore street at 03AM

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@aathkhoonmaaf

4 years

BOMBOCLAAT

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@theonlysif

4 years

guess who slept for exactly ten minutes last night. long day ahead, two meetings, five hundred pieces of work, classes to attend, thanks for your blessings guys.

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@theonlysif

4 years

If anybody calls me Asif again. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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@theonlysif

5 months

a few snapshots from the “Leapfrogging in Healthcare” session (first of many) we hosted today @PeoplePlusAI big thanks to @tssheth for bringing this together

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asif

@theonlysif

2 years

Ladies and gentlemen, so many of you are about to be caught red-handed.

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@theonlysif

4 years

my neighbour knocked on my door and asked me if I’m really playing BBC news this loud, I’ve only met her once before and that time she was screaming and running away because there was a lizard in her room.

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@theonlysif

4 years

How did Skype drop the ball here? I mean this was legit their chance to sky rocket

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@theonlysif

2 years

@shobhitic does it animate

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@theonlysif

4 years

Bangalore skies have been filled with jets since morning and then the loud bang. What’s going on, someone please educate?

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@theonlysif

4 years

coffee multiplies my anxiety. tea calms me down. I have one cup of tea for every twenty cups of coffee approx. 🙂

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@theonlysif

3 years

@pinksaucepasta @biganushaenergy imagine you work here, and got late to work because you got stuck in traffic.

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@theonlysif

4 years

me with my airpods in public

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@theonlysif

4 years

YouTube comments 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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4 years

pierced my ears

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@theonlysif

4 years

ooo Snapchat changed the darker shade of white to a lighter shade of white when you save texts. 🤭

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4 years

me trying to use my phone while charging it

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@theonlysif

4 years

I slept for 8 hours. All-time high!

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@theonlysif

4 years

I open snapchat memories multiple times in a day expecting new memories to pop up.

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@theonlysif

4 years

EVERYONE USING MY NETFLIX, PLEASE LET ME WATCH!! ESPECIALLY THE PERSON WATCHING 13RW???!

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@theonlysif

4 years

the playstation one gives me anxiety. not my video. from yt: artisax.

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@theonlysif

4 years

I might have an announcement to make in a week.

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4 years

I’m really hungry but I can’t find it in my heart to order food rn because it’s raining. so I’m dying of hunger bc of my heart bye.

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@theonlysif

7 months

nothing brings a smile to your face quite like flowers from a friend. (I asked for it) ❤️

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@theonlysif

4 years

me stopping my friends from going back to their exes

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@theonlysif

4 years

gonna do this all night hi

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@theonlysif

4 years

why do I have back pain that doesn’t die even if I lie down? I’m 20. 🥺

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@theonlysif

4 years

‘Restaurants are open for dine-in but we don’t have any staff inside to cook your meals, thank you very much.’

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4 years

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