DAMZI @theonlydammy_ Twitter profile

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@theonlydammy_

2 months

Breaking a bottle on someone’s head still on my bucket list btw

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@theonlydammy_

7 months

An unknown number will call you and expect you to speak first. Baba you have 5 seconds

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@theonlydammy_

3 months

I’m never single so if you leave me today I’m already in a 6 month relationship

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Women that smoke weed be so unbothered like damn do you even care??😭

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@theonlydammy_

7 months

@nicknamedlee True, at the same time he should be smart enough to see she not interested

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@theonlydammy_

2 months

If I’m out cheating calling me 41 times not gonna do anything just be patient and wait for me to text you back

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@theonlydammy_

10 months

“Is it every time you’ll go to someone’s house? Why don’t they come to your house?”

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10 months

african home 101:

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@theonlydammy_

4 months

If I’m talking to you I want you obsessed with me ngl

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

@hashjenni I fucked up fr all my friends know eachother im actually tryna make new friends now lmao

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@theonlydammy_

4 months

If men didn't cheat, some of y'all wouldn't even been born ❤️

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

I’m so Nigerian that the thought of talking to more than one girl absolutely disgusts me 🤮

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@theonlydammy_

7 months

@Skysarfo You can’t, that one is mine

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@theonlydammy_

4 months

2 years later and Ku lo sa is still a banger

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Zion you sick bastard

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@KameronBennett

5 months

Her doctor needa be arrested fr… this that temu BBL

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@theonlydammy_

1 year

@itsynnndrs This why I don’t get into relationships anyhow. I wonder how people do it popping out with someone new month after like damn that easy? I’ll rather take my time learning about you and seeing if you’re a partner than get in and waste my time

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@theonlydammy_

10 months

@savonniee Shit looks nice and sweet till you walking out there feeling like your skin wanna fall off, tears falling down your eyes, ears cold as mf😂

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@theonlydammy_

8 months

@Bankrollbilly_ 😂😂😂watch her break the door

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@theonlydammy_

1 year

@419kiddd Whenever an African tells me they’re in school to be a doctor, lawyer or engineer I always ask if that’s what they want to do or they doing it for their parents😂

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

I wanna go on a date, get drunk, and fight another couple😪

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@theonlydammy_

4 months

Whoever is reading this, I speak a flat stomach and a fat ass into your life🫶🏾

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@theonlydammy_

2 months

@miisstaay Self defence 😂

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@theonlydammy_

7 months

@chrisxthames You never know who could be calling tho😂

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

@prettyasslovee You gotta read the novel first

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Texting boring af I wanna pull up on you with new wigs and a money bouquet

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@theonlydammy_

8 months

I gotta get some money😪

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

To Zion by Lauryn hill is a fucking beautiful song man

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@theonlydammy_

2 years

@KelvinTobii My mum found my whole pack😭in my dresser

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@theonlydammy_

3 years

@IsaacRound Didn’t even get to say it once on the tl cuz these women done abused it😤

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

I’ll pay for your wig and handbags but you know what you have to do first right?

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@theonlydammy_

1 year

@iwantverra @DAMAGEDTROOP410 When it was Black Lives Matter people brought in other lives

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

None of my female mutuals built like this oh my God what a rubbish set of girls💔

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Pisces just short for piece of shit 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@theonlydammy_

1 year

@Flashyasf Being broke will never be fun😂😂Nothing is funny when you’re broke

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

@Akossxo Everybody tryna reject it now

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

If she says you’re not a good man because you’re Nigerian. Buss in her, show her you can be a good father.

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@theonlydammy_

8 months

@Ty27AV Say it louder for the people that d ride celebrities

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@theonlydammy_

1 year

@soulmuva Facts! “I get bored easily” you’re just not intentional or genuinely interested in getting to know a person.

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

If she pay for my retwist imma get her a body wave 30in 13x6 HD frontal wig

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

Summer time is coming what is the status of your back?😂

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

If you don’t have auto deposit enabled I’m keeping the money

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@theonlydammy_

10 months

@meruemide Gotta call a timeout😂

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

My dating history so boring man it’s just been 🇳🇬. No variety at all

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

@Antss1j You’re a finished man

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Perfect attendance at the club but you don’t have money in your pocket

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

@itsjordanlyle Toronto accent😂

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Pronounce this

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

Dear pregnancy, Please visit my female mutuals and give them twins, they’re ready. Regards, Damzi.

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@theonlydammy_

7 months

I had a train ran on me, it was rolling loud😪

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@thrluv

7 months

who took ur concert virginity??? i'm intrigued

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@theonlydammy_

3 months

Told her I was a Scorpio and she blocked me?? What the fuck 😭

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@theonlydammy_

1 year

@xogoldd This how you know we getting old

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

@IamKasheba And then talk about it laughing and reminiscing

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Just because I ghosted you doesn’t mean I found a new girl, I just have issues😭

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

@jayna_cc Nobody looking at your wig

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

I pray against any spirit of laziness

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

@uheartki What the hell

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@theonlydammy_

9 months

natalia ₊˚ෆ

@thebestofnat

9 months

Can I see ya fave gym flick?? 👀

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

People will owe you money now they suddenly don’t know how to reply messages or answer phone calls.

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@theonlydammy_

7 months

@NikeTechRanger Told someone I like his pants and asked where he got them from bro said the store burned down and kept walking😭

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Big batty girl good evening

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@theonlydammy_

8 months

@rebeccabreezyy Everyday a fine girl comes on my feed “I gotta get some money “

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@theonlydammy_

2 months

Happy national girlfriends day to all my babes (my female mutuals). Daddy loves you too❤️

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@theonlydammy_

4 years

@ingxbirepeace If you fuck a virgin both y’all losing

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@theonlydammy_

7 months

If life teaches you a lesson once, don’t let it teach you again or else it’ll be twice as worse the next time

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@em_Lazzy

7 months

What’s a superstition y’all believe in?

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@theonlydammy_

7 months

I need to get a baby

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@nakrance

7 months

Naw nigga YOU got 48 hours to respond bruv 😂

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@theonlydammy_

3 years

@defonotmo Then she puts a bullet in you for no reason

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Yes I’ve scrolled through all hundreds of memes in your media just to see if you fine

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@theonlydammy_

3 years

This how I expect niggas to take my pictures

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3 years

The struggle The shot

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2 months

@indyaandrea Fun sized girls >>>

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

Babyyy come hold this wood

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

@DonDadaNYC Be crying for no reason

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5 months

@DonDadaNYC Fr😂

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@theonlydammy_

3 months

Make nobody stress me I’m on a wave right now

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@theonlydammy_

1 year

@stunnnajay Cheat on me were done there’s no getting back together, no second chances, no rekindling shit you’re done

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@theonlydammy_

4 months

Real romance died when women stopped sending letters and with their perfume on them

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@theonlydammy_

2 months

I remember when I was a small account I could barely even get 5 likes or a good morning back😭

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@theonlydammy_

3 months

I wouldn’t mind a girlfriend but y'all be letting níggas tickle you at work so I’m cool off that

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

@stretchfchw I’d definitely watch one in there

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

“Go talk to your other girls”

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@MrKotairo

5 months

Flirt like a woman

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@theonlydammy_

1 year

Wish they played afrobeats in the gyms over here instead forget your headphones one day and you working out to Taylor swift

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1 year

First training session in 🇬🇭 💪🏾 Go to the gym.

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

“Name 10 drake songs. Name 10 Kendrick songs” Can you name 10 books of the bible?

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@theonlydammy_

11 months

@itsjj_ldn MONEY ON MY MIND

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@theonlydammy_

3 months

Got asked English or Spanish today I told them Yoruba😪

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@theonlydammy_

1 year

@SlimWyldNReklez That’s a sniper shot😂😂😂bro said I had to TikTok search you lmaoo

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Just looked at my girl and cried

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Life is so hard rn. My girl bestfriend got a man, my throat goat got a man, girl I was never gonna link got a man. How am I supposed to live

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

If I didn’t ask you personally for your opinion then idgaf

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@theonlydammy_

4 years

@hyratldn What the fuck is a rape outfit??😂

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@theonlydammy_

30 days

I wish some of you women would believe when we tell you that you really not funny fr😭

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Cheating is hard on the cheater too. It’s painful seeing someone you love in pain

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@aiknaxox

5 months

What opinion about dating will have you like this?

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@theonlydammy_

5 months

Tired of your period? Contact me, for $0 I can make it disappear for 9 months yes you heard right 9 whole months. For more inquiries private message me

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@theonlydammy_

6 months

No bottle opener. How you opening it?