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MagikarpUsedFly

@themattcastro

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Degenerate - INSTAGRAM 📷 / TWITCH 🎮 / @beeaches is cool

San Marcos, CA

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Joined June 2009

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@themattcastro

MagikarpUsedFly

2 years

I've been in my hiding hole working on this 2hr25m long documentary about the history of Horror Movies dating back to the 1890's up to today. Exploring western and foreign films of the genre and the impact they had. Releases as a premiere on Friday - 03.03.2023 Link below

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@themattcastro

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5 years

Kaiba was on a completely different level from all of society

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4 years

League of legends community is complete dogshit filled with entitled power tripping incels trying to cope with their addiction by degrading everyone they come into contact with to make themselves feel better. The game is fine, in fact its fun. It's the community that's god awful

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5 years

We were all watching the riot's direct stream and just absolutely lost it

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3 years

Riot's explanation of Arcane ACT 2 for people who read the lore

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9 years ago I was homeless, had no job and had everything I owned in the back of my beat down Toyota corolla. Now I'm in the process of buying a house to start having a family with my soon to be wife. Life can be pretty cool sometimes man.

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6 years

@YTCreators Not advertiser friendly

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2 years

Goku was 25 years old when he first went Super Saiyan. Yugi was 14 when he summoned Exodia. Rock Lee was 12 when he took off his weights. It's too late. You need to give up.

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Silco is an amazing villain. His end goal is the exact same as Vander but their means to an end were just different. The fact he was still willing to go to war in order to protect Jinx even though the peace treaty would have given him everything the two worked for speaks volumes

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5 years

Traffic is crazy rn

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4 years

I've gone from working in the adult industry, to making youtube videos, to making a video about Hentai, to getting a sponsor from the #1 sex toy store in the world to put into another video about Hentai I am a fucking god

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MagikarpUsedFly

4 years

BRO WHY AM I IN THIS

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4 years

Unsub to me idgaf. I'll keep supporting BLM

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5 years

We don't deserve to breathe

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noah❦(beanlette)

5 years

feeling lonely tonight.. might fuck around n pay for a gamer girl to play with me because I Can Do That Now Apparently

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2 years

Hello. I removed myself from Social Media bc I find a majority of it unhealthy. I’m trying to have a healthy relationship with it but it’s hard when it was engrained in my every day life. I’ve quit smoking, I’m reading again, writing, exercising & living a quiet happy life 🤗

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7 years

OVER 300,000 ARE WATCHING THIS MAN GAIN MORE THAN $1000 EVERY 10 MINUTES. IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS HE'S GOING TO MAKE MORE THAN THE AVERAGE MONTHLY INCOME IN THE US

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5 years

I always knew it would come down to this. Go ahead, bring on WW3 and meet me at the battle city finals pussy

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7 years

People think what they say over the internet doesn't mean anything. I constantly see tweets, comments, posts directed towards me saying my content sucks, I'm a hack, I'm useless, everything I make is garbage. I don't care what you think. It hurts. It hurts a lot.

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3 years

Here at Riot we hear your frustration about your teammates being toxic and flaming each other, so we've disabled the enemy team from talking to you. ???

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6 years

I can make fun of myself. My friends can make fun of me. My family can make fun of me. But if I don't know you or if I have never met you in my entire life and you say something demeaning as a form of "banter" - you're retarded. That's not banter. That's being an asshole lol

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MagikarpUsedFly

5 years

Apparently sex is supposed to last more than 3 minutes? wtf

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MagikarpUsedFly

4 years

Every comment i get on a video that says make league of legends videos i push back any league of legends video by 5 years

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MagikarpUsedFly

5 years

This is incredibly ignorant. Why zoo's are awesome a thread Have ya'll even heard of habitat fragmentation in school? Rescued animals literally can't even go back to their habitats because we fucked their ecosystem up so much putting them back would cause them to go extinct

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7 years

The fact Logan’s vid has over 6 million views of people laughing about finding a dead body and YT hasn’t taken it down. Meanwhile I can’t have a video talking about my job in the adult industry. Yea okay. Nice bias

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MagikarpUsedFly

7 years

This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time

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4 years

I saw a tweet a while back that said I'm the worst part of my online friend group and I honestly think about it every day and it makes me sad But then I remember that I have a massive cock

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MagikarpUsedFly

5 years

How the fuck we gonna suddenly jump up and ban vaping because six people supposedly died from a "vaping related illness" but guns and tobacco is A-O-FUCKING KAY

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4 years

this is amazing

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5 years

I've been playing with people who've never played league before and are trying it out - and the pool of people that play on smurfs in casual is astoundingly huge and demoralizing to them. It's a shit show for newer players. No one benefits from those games.

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MagikarpUsedFly

6 years

STOP comparing your life to others on the internet. All we do is share our highest and best moments on social media - rarely do we ever share our lowest points in life. Your life is meaningful no matter what you compare it to. Don't let anyone make you think otherwise.

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MagikarpUsedFly

6 years

I'm glad you all who follow me are authentic. I've seen a lot of verified 100k+ twitter accounts that get little to no engagement, but you all pop off all the time. You care, you respond and you're pretty damn cool. Thank you for that. You're all the real mvp's here.

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MagikarpUsedFly

4 years

sorry but this is the truth

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7 years

The fact that Nier:Automata isn’t in the running for Game of the Year but PUBG is makes me want to fucking vomit

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5 years

High fives to all the people suffering from depression during the holidays. I feel you bro

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4 years

I will be making a spotlight on the Fiddlesticks rework because he's a champ that's very dear to me and I can't go outside anyways

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MagikarpUsedFly

6 years

Was invited to my high school's group on fb since my 10 year reunion is coming up. Everybody is posting their life story and accomplishments and I think I have the best one

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MagikarpUsedFly

4 years

Legend of Korra more like legend of nickelodean thinking a female protagonist wouldn't appeal to their audience & constantly push the show out of production making the writers confused, ending up w/ a rushed storyline to what could have been great addition to the avatar franchise

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Bro htf were you all raised thinking no means yes

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7 years

MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS GARBAGE

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MagikarpUsedFly

5 years

How much of a fucking degenerate piece of beta scum fuck bitch bastard do you have to be to support a straight pride parade Like bro, just walking to the grocery store on any weekday is literally a straight pride parade. The fuck you need a single day to celebrate that for lol

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5 years

It really blows my mind that people legitimately think that Riot made 4 different games as a response to Blizzards recent blunders over the past 2 months. There really be people out there who think content is made by pressing a couple buttons on a fitbit

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MagikarpUsedFly

6 years

Give me a reason not to uninstall league of legends

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4 years

MY HUBRIS

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5 years

Endgame spoilers without context

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5 years

Throwback to the time I tweeted a joke about cumming in my mouth and lost a hyperx sponsorship

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MagikarpUsedFly

4 years

Okay I'm sold teach me how to play smite

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Water. 💧 Earth. 🌿 Fire. 🔥 Air. 💨 Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Now, they're coming to the Battleground! SMITE is teaming up with @Nickelodeon for our next Battle Pass, featuring characters from Avatar: The Last Airbender & The Legend of Korra!

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MagikarpUsedFly

6 years

Just finished filming Life of a Youtuber - Darkkmane Still in Virginia but when I get back it’ll be dropping in the next week or two. Leave a like if you’re excited to see the life of an edlritch god

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4 years

fun fact of the day fuck y'all

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5 years

I've found the truth. God upside down and backwards is Pog

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4 years

did i make the league thumbnail correctly

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5 years

If Ash can finally defeat the pokemon league after 2 decades, NA can win worlds in another 15 years

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7 years

Took a nap and woke up to 1 million subs. You guys are the bomb, thanks for the support. Elbow block on them haters

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7 years

someone needs to help this person

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6 years

and they said it couldn’t be done

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7 years

I DON'T UNDERSTAND LEAGUE OF LEGENDS ANYMORE

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6 years

Open for surprise

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4 years

Tested positive for covid 🤬

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6 years

Lol we just found a secret room during our home inspection

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7 years

im running for president now

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7 years

big meme. big collab for video tomorrow. is good.

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6 years

???

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5 years

I yeeted

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6 years

wait what

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6 years

In this world you either yeet or get yeeted on

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5 years

Imagine having a daughter & thinking it would be safe for them to drink beer that was poured into a cup & left on a table unattended at a party Better yet, imagine having a daughter & making fun of her because she wouldn't drink it & then saying oops my bad when she gets drugged

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Last night I put out a tweet (Now deleted) that some were over reacting about @twitch handing out beers this way. Sparked some debate many females were worried about roofies at the time I thought that was a overreaction. However SOMEONE GOT ROOFIED AT TWITCHCON. So big L for me.

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5 years

Getting angry when you lose is a weak mindset

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The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

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MagikarpUsedFly

4 years

I just want to have kids and be the best damn father I can be. Not have an endless amount of money but to actually be there for them, watch them grow up and take a shit on their bed

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MagikarpUsedFly

6 years

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever dabbed on the haters

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5 years

200 RT's and I make a pornhub account to upload my Nutaku let's plays

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MagikarpUsedFly

6 years

Please stop sending me pictures of people who are Hispanic and/or Asian and saying that you found me. Please stop sending me pictures of an Indian guy and saying you found Nithin. It is extremely racist. Thank you.

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MagikarpUsedFly

7 years

NEW VID! Life of a Streamer featuring @pokimanelol With more surprises than missed ori ults 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 200 RT's and I'll continue the series

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4 years

league of legends

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7 years

Riot needs to hire me

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7 years

IT'S 👏 NOT 👏 ABOUT 👏 HOW 👏 THE 👏 SUSPENSION 👏 DOESN'T 👏 AFFECT 👏 LOGAN 👏 PAUL'S 👏 INCOME 👏 IT'S 👏 ABOUT 👏 HOW 👏 YOUTUBE 👏 ACTUALLY 👏 DID 👏 SOMETHING 👏 ABOUT 👏 HIS 👏 ACTIONS. 👏 IT'S 👏 A 👏 REALLY👏 BIG 👏 STEP

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After getting Covid, I'm not upset that I'm sick I'm upset that it took 1 person that doesn't "believe" in the virus to spread it to someone I have to be in contact with. We now have 4 people in the office that tested positive bc of that one Covid is a conspiracy jackass 1/3

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5 years

In celebration of 100k followers on twitter, I have beaten up depression. You're now free to be happy

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6 years

why did the washington post make an article about waluigi why is it front page why did they put my tweet in it what is going on with my life right now

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6 years

I’ve done it

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7 years

thoughts on the swain rework:

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6 years

Life Hack: if you don’t kill yourself, you’ll live longer

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4 years

You ever just wake up and realize you're fucked

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7 years

IF KINGDOM HEARTS 3 COMES OUT AND THE COVER DOESN'T HAVE MIKE WAZOSKY COVERED BY THE GAMES RATING IN THE BOTTOM CORNER I WILL RIOT

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MagikarpUsedFly

4 years

I don't understand how people get Covid. Just run fast so the virus doesn't catch you. Have you ever seen a car catch a virus? no

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4 years

Hey @Twitter verify my fucking dick and balls

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3 years

I'm hype af about Arcane. Good or bad, I just want riot to expand the universe and their games more than anything else. Summoner's rift has been a waiting room for so long.

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MagikarpUsedFly

5 years

things that DON’T make you ugly - acne - being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks - crooked/yellow teeth - body hair - eczema/rashes - fat rolls things that DO make you ugly - being a guy who pee's without lifting up the toilet seat

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5 years

Cultural impact: █ 　　 █　 █　 █　＿ Tony Hawk everything else Pro Skater 2

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MagikarpUsedFly

7 years

I don’t remember writing this note on my phone but now I know I am a genius on a subconscious level

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7 years

Happy New Years

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6 years

Good doggo

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