Helping as many babytrans women get out of bad housing environments is great until inevitably 4 months late they introduce you to their cool new girlfriend, a sex pest 7 years older than her of such grievous notoriety that before this you had assumed she was an urban legend.
The lusty argonian maid gains a really sinister subtext when you remember that the author, crassius curio, was a councelor for great house hlaalu, who make an incredible amount of wealth through argonian and khajiit slavery.
Helping as many babytrans women get out of bad housing environments is great until inevitably 4 months late they introduce you to their cool new girlfriend, a sex pest 7 years older than her of such grievous notoriety that before this you had assumed she was an urban legend.
Bpd bitches love to say "nobody likes me as much as I like them :(" like duh you like people so much you think about killing yourself in front of them when they use punctuation
We went from "room temperature superconductors are speculative near future technology" to random dykes floating graphite in their garage in like a week
The 40 year old trans woman on grindr who picks me up to suck her dick and then just ends up crying and telling me how hard it was being a queer teen in the 90s
Thinking about that time my Italian housemate told me they put edible microchips in parmesan and I just went "that's great dude" because they were schizophrenic but it turns out they do in fact put microchips in Parmesan
"She's been so helpful helping me explore my identity! No we never go anywhere if she's not smoking weed and cutting herself she's either hanging out with me or hanging out with her other two girlfriends. They all hang out together, I'd love to meet them some day"
I love my wife so much. He just showed up at the house proudly showing me the herbs he scavenged and it took me 30 seconds to figure out that it isn't wild garlic, its incredibly poisonous lily of the valley
"And the sex has been great! We've been having so much, sometimes when I say not tonight she gets insecure that she's ugly or that I don't like her if I say no and she gets so sad she punches herself so I just go along with it! I'm a bottom so she just does whatever she wants"
And then 5 months later she's crying because I am to date the only older woman in her life who hasn't read through her text messages looking for proof of her lying and misbehaving.
Me: "is there a drug that mimics the experience of being put down from the perspective of a confused and terrified dog"
My 5'5 transmasc twink stoner housemate wearing what Fred durst would wear to a funeral with a bizarre American accent despite never leaving cork: "like, dmt"
"This is my new girlfriend, we met 2 months ago and we're in love. She's never had a job and doesnt have any savings because her mum gave her a cocaine addiction :( but she promises we're going to move in together and she's gonna look after me! I'm so excited!
@Phreakdawg69
@Devon_OnEarth
Imagine if we were in the middle of the industrial revolution, and we'd been using butter to lubricate the machinery this whole time, and someone randomly discovered mineral oil.
"Hlaalu don't use slaves!!" The drens own the largest plantation on vvardenfel and orvus is on the hlaalu council.
In fact the only great house not to engage in slavery are redoran, not out of empathy or compassion, but because they view it as a cheep and dishonorable shortcut.
I'm getting a lot of accusations of anti white racism and self race hatred from this tweet and you know what
ur right white people suck die mad about it
Realising we could have been doing it like this the whole time must be what people felt like when they realised you can make purple by mixing red and blue
@aamelting
I don't think this is at all relevant to what I was talking about but it's a delightfully fucked anecdote that I will carry with me always. A glistening shard in my mosaic.
Guys I'm not moralising about the actions of a fictional character who has, at the time of the latest entry, been dead for 200 years. I'm just making an observation about the world building. could you freaks be fucking normal for once when a woman says something.
With historic news of peace in Korea, the 5 largest US military contractors shed $10.2 billion in value on just one day.
Lockheed Martin fell 2.5%;
Northrop Grumman slid 3.4%;
General Dynamics shed 3.8%;
Raytheon dropped 3.6%;
Boeing slid 1%
#capitalism
Idk. Jocat seems like a nice enough guy. It's refreshing to see a straight guy express his sexuality in a way that lacks the undertone that he would rape or murder you if he thought he could get away with it
My gf, letting me rant about my hyperfixation: "and what's that on the barrel?"
Me: "that's a muzzle device. This one in particular is the good ole AR15 birdcage flashhider."
My gf who heard nothing but muzzle and cage: "I think I huave covid"
OK since this has kind of blown up: this is a real story. I showed up to her house, I got undressed, she asked me when I started taking hrt and I told her I was 19, and she just started crying, because she was 19 in 1997, and it meant so much to her that I got to transition young
@EranHelbitz
@Hbomberguy
Thank you for your brave service undercutting my jab at a multimillion dollar company with a long history of staff abuse. You are truly brave.
Ey boss, we got this bpd chick to take a bunch of acid and then told her to draw a picture of God, but she keeps drawing this 8ft tall deer lady covered in blood, pretty kooky huh boss
@girlcel_
I'm old enough to have had this happen to me with skyrim.
My brother saw and asked if had anything to tell him and even though I didn't at the time I started panicking because I thought I had done something wrong and was gonna get in trouble
if you use this tweet as a call to single out particular trans women you think it's about or just don't like you're missing the point. if you use it to other someone, youre also an asshole. You can see from the responses that this behaviour is endemic and exists on a spectrum
Unfortunately capitalist neoliberal democracy has invented the means to sustain itself indefinitely which means fukiyama was right it's just yknow, this until the heat death of the universe
Oh, I'm your favourite person? Is that like a best friend or something, oh I'm so glad! I thought you had a crush on me that would have been soooo weird haha, thanks for going to that restaurant with me last night, I wanted to make sure it was good before my date tomorrow :)
I don't want to have a conversation about how some random mentally ill trans woman messed up your perception of love, that's not my conversation to have. We as a community need to build better supports and solidarity, we need to look out for eachother. Hurt people hurt people.
my biggest criticism of skyrim is that it's "infinite radiant quests" are dull soulless and drag the game out until you're bored of playing it. rather than having a defined endpoint, you stop playing when you're bored, which means coming away from the game is always negative.
The future of AAA open-world games.
This is a Skyrim VR mod by YouTuber 'Art from the Machine' which lets you talk to NPCs using ChatGPT.
NPCs have their own tailored prompts based on their unique backgrounds which allows ChatGPT to roleplay as that character.
There's also a