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Michael Loftus has a site for geeks, gamers, sexy heathens & people who are pimping Life, Liberty & Pursuit of Some Serious Happiness.

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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
16 days
Congrats to @greggutfeld @realDonaldTrump & the whole gang at @Gutfeldfox . That was a great show!
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@theloftusparty
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The NFL film narration is perfect. “In a spectacle of misguided valor”
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
10 months
Behold. The internet hath given us a great gift. And it is good.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
2 years
Someone posted this screenshot from Friday’s @Gutfeldfox show. Ha! Good times. - the mgmt. @greggutfeld @PlanetTyrus
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
3 years
It gets worse. That horse is taking Ivermectin.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
8 years
That sinking feeling when your "pay to play" scandal uses the words "pay to play" in the email #ouch #DNCleak
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
6 years
What a completely douchey tweet. It’s a funeral. Hard to believe you can’t take ONE day off from this garbage.
@ProudSocialist
Power to the People ☭🕊
6 years
I count 5 Presidents 🇺🇸: — Barack Obama — Bill Clinton — George Bush — Jimmy Carter — Hillary Clinton And 1 Russian Asset 🇷🇺: — Donald Trump #GeorgeHWBushFuneral
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The Loftus Party
6 years
Gonna be on @foxandfriends tomorrow morning! 7:20 East coasters. Late Nite, Colbert, & @Deplorableshow ! Tune in! @DeplorableChoir @w_terrence @GrewThe
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
7 months
Black smoke near the Lincoln memorial. Traditionally signaling the Dems have selected an new way to cheat in an election.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
3 months
The speed. The agility. The casual disregard for death trap known as the “sloped roof” That cow is doing the job of 8 secret service agents. Bessie just flexing!
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
23 days
Tonight’s @Gutfeldfox green room snack is: Fun sized Mr. Goodbar. Because Greg cares so very much! And yes. Livestream is happening at 8:30 eastern! - the mgmt.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
1 year
Weird how that works.
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@theloftusparty
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7 months
AOC wearing a helmet is hilarious.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
6 years
Gonna be on @foxandfriends tomorrow morning to talk @Deplorableshow ! Comedy tour! Am Stoked for this one!! 🔥🔥🔥 @stevemcgrew @w_terrence & @DeplorableChoir ! Houston Improv Nov. 5th! @ImprovHouston
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
4 years
The Never Trump Convention will be held in the Days Inn lobby in Rockford Illinois. It will consist of Bill Kristol looking longingly at Jennifer Rubin. It will get awkward. She’ll leave early.
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
4 years
Never Trumpers will host their own "Republican convention" during the RNC
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
4 years
Are we supposed to build our own stock market now? Just curious.
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The Loftus Party
2 months
Seems accurate.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
10 months
Who did this? It’s hilarious!
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
5 years
Paul Newman randomly trending is a breath of fresh air. Thank you, random person that got the Paul Newman ball rollin’! Phenomenal actor. Great humanitarian. High quality dude.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
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@Gutfeldfox
Gutfeld!
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
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Great debate from JD. Instant classic meme.
@OldRowOfficial
Old Row
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3 years
Great crew last night on @Gutfeldfox @KatiePavlich wins best tee shirt. -the mgmt.
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Always had a blast on his show. Always. Dude was ready to laugh at the idiots & ridicule the powers that be. Cannot wait to see what Tucker Carlson does next.
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The Loftus Party
2 months
Only the finest for @greggutfeld & guests.
@MikeLoftusComic
Michael Loftus
2 months
Tonight’s @Gutfeldfox green room snack is… Lindens cookies… because Greg cares… so very much.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
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Yup. That’s the vibe.
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The Loftus Party
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When you win a debate so fast you’re a meme before it’s even over.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
3 years
Look at those numbers for Greg Gutfeld! That is some legit late night competition! Talk all the smack you want. This show is for real. Congrats @greggutfeld & everyone making the show happen.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
1 year
So cool! That Show Tonight on the Dan Bongino Show! Thanks @dbongino !
@thatshowtonight
That Show Tonight
1 year
Big shout out to @dbongino ! Another fan of That Show Tonight sketches. Here’s the clip that ran on the Dan Bongino Show Friday! #comedy #thatshowtonight #sketchcomedy
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The Loftus Party
1 year
Tonight’s @Gutfeldfox green room snack is: Cheetos! Because @greggutfeld cares that much!
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@theloftusparty
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2 months
About the Paris Olympics & what needs to happen now. - the mgmt. #Olympics
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@theloftusparty
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23 days
The mgmt. is on @Gutfeldfox tonight! What to wear…. What to wear?! Tune in ya wonderful wackos!
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
5 months
Tonight’s Gutfeld! Green room snack is…Doritos cool ranch. Because Greg cares about ranches.. and ranch style things. @greggutfeld @Gutfeldfox
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
3 days
When you realize you just said you’re friends with school shooters.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
1 year
Tonight’s Gutfeld! Greenroom snack? Nutter Butters. Because Greg cares, dammit. @greggutfeld @Gutfeldfox
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
7 months
No. The answer is no. Shut it down. Shut it all down. We are beyond tired of this shit.
@Rep_Clyde
Rep. Andrew Clyde
7 months
At 2:32 am—when Americans were sleeping—the Swamp released its second half of the omnibus. 1,012 pages that spend $1.2 TRILLION of taxpayer dollars on disastrous policies. The House is still expected to vote on this monstrosity TOMORROW MORNING. Washington is beyond broken.
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The Loftus Party
1 year
Holy shit.
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The Loftus Party
1 year
The happiest of birthday wishes to Mel Brooks. Completely fearless. Always hilarious. Absolute legend.
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The Loftus Party
1 year
Tonight’s @Gutfeldfox green room snack is: Mr Goodbar. Fun size. Because Greg cares so very much. @greggutfeld
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The Loftus Party
1 year
Will be on tonight’s @Gutfeldfox What madness! - the mgmt.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
5 years
At the Honoring American Veterans Show with @KristySwansonXO Fantastic night! Great Cause. @RobertJohnDavi is on stage killing it! #HonoringAmericanVeterans
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The Loftus Party
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The video that speaks for a huge part of the population. It’s perfect.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
14 days
Informal poll results…
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1 year
Tonight’s @Gutfeldfox Greenroom snack is: Nutter Butter… because @greggutfeld cares so very much.
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The Loftus Party
2 years
Tonight’s Gutfeld! green room snack? Cool Ranch Doritos! Because Greg cares about snacks. Deeply. @Gutfeldfox @greggutfeld
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
1 month
RFK Jr. just did something incredibly noble. He’s gonna take a lot of crap from a lot of people. Totally respect the move. The country is at stake. He knows. - the mgmt.
@CortesSteve
Steve Cortes
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This speech from RFK Jr. will go down in the history books: “The DNC and its media organs engineered a surge of popularity for VP Harris based upon nothing. No policies, no interviews, no debates. Only smoke and mirrors.”
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The Loftus Party
2 years
Absolute blast hanging with @HotepJesus on tonight’s @Gutfeldfox show!
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The Loftus Party
2 years
Pure gold from @socialistmop 10 out of 10 stars. Highly recommend. Would watch again. - the mgmt.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
1 year
Tonight’s Gutfeld greenroom snack is… Lays BBQ. Because Greg cares! @Gutfeldfox @greggutfeld
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The Loftus Party
1 year
Can confirm. - the mgmt.
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The Loftus Party
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High quality audio goodness. Great beat. Easy to dance to. And the lyrics were on point. Highly recommend. - the mgmt.
@Fuknutz
Phantom Shadow
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The DNC TDS Extended Remix
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The Loftus Party
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Ahhhh… the tiny desk. The White House now using forced perspective to try and make Joe look “big”. Good luck with that, Gandalf.
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The Loftus Party
3 years
You’ll never guess what show I’m doing today.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
2 months
We’re guessing ol Nick Maduro got around 81 million votes?
@AP
The Associated Press
2 months
BREAKING: Venezuela's electoral body has formally declared Nicolás Maduro the winner of the country's disputed presidential election, handing him third six-year term.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
3 months
Project 2025 brings back Cartoons on Saturday mornings.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
7 months
Shout of the union. Joe just yelling through the whole thing. #SOTU
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
8 years
If Hillary REALLY had better ideas..she wouldn't have to cheat. I cannot stand cheaters. #NeverHillary #AMJoy #PodestaEmails31
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
7 years
If ya get a chance, poke your head outside and check out the #SuperMoon It’s pretty awesome.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
1 year
Tonight’s Gutfeld! Green room snack is Cool Ranch Doritos… because Greg cares so very much! @greggutfeld @Gutfeldfox
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
6 months
Move over Corn Pop. Now Biden has a ‘my Grandfather who we all called Uncle, was eaten by Cannibals’ story.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
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Rest in peace, James Earl Jones. Truly one of America’s best actors. Can’t recall one bad performance. Not one. You will be missed sir. RIP James Earl Jones.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
1 year
Trying out a new “thoughtful” expression for tonight’s @Gutfeldfox show. - the mgmt.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
10 months
The mgmt on Gutfeld!
@MikeLoftusComic
Michael Loftus
10 months
Tonight’s Gutfeld! Green room snack is… Krackle.. fun size… because Greg cares so very much. @Gutfeldfox
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
3 months
The whole thing is so completely insane that other countries are making cartoons about it.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
6 months
So… do we pay for their student loans now? Or do we pay after they’re done protesting? It’s all very confusing.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
2 years
Raquel Welch passed yesterday. She was 82 & still gorgeous. Can someone show this to Madonna? Thanks. #RaquelWelchRIP
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
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Rest In Peace Donald Sutherland. That man was a fine actor. Truly wonderful in every role. He will be missed.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
5 years
Dead. Fucking dead. THIS photo killed me. Dead. Dead. Dead!
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The Loftus Party
5 months
The mgmt is on Gutfeld! Tonight! Tune in ya wackos! @greggutfeld @Gutfeldfox
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
5 years
“What President Obama told us to do” Interesting... slip?
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
4 months
What a day. Banana Republic.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
7 months
So… add “Dad is the big guy” to the pile of proof… that doesn’t exist..,
@nypost
New York Post
7 months
Hunter Biden acknowledged Joe was ‘the big guy’ in $5M China deal
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
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Tonight’s Gutfeld! Green room snack is: This apple from October. Because @greggutfeld cares so very much. @Gutfeldfox
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The Loftus Party
1 year
Tonight’s @Gutfeldfox green room snack is: Cheetos! Because @greggutfeld knows snacks.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
7 years
Sad to hear J. Geils has passed. 1. Peter Wolf was vocalist 2. J. Geils band best stuff rarely heard on radio. Insanely great live band!
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
10 months
Can confirm.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
3 years
Now that’s a bargain.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
15 days
Helluva way to start the day.
@TheRicanMemes
Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸
16 days
Had to do a side by side 🤣🤣
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
1 year
NYC in the summer. You can practically smell the looting! And bonus: Am on tonight’s @Gutfeldfox show.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
5 months
When Biden reads the “Four more years” (Pause) stage directions out loud.
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The Loftus Party
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This isn’t discussed enough. - the mgmt.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
6 years
Thank you @realDonaldTrump ! So glad you saw that! #LoftusParty
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
The three very weak and untalented late night “hosts” are “fighting over table scraps. Carson did a great job, it wasn’t political. I don’t know what they’re going to do in 2024 when he’s no longer President? Will be wacky in the unemployment line.” Michael Loftus @foxandfriends
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
2 years
Tonight’s @gutfeld show green room snacks are: Cheezits! Cheezits: Because @greggutfeld cares too much!
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
1 year
Rest in Peace Suzanne Somers. The mystery beauty in American Graffiti, the hilarious Chrissy Snow in Threes Company & so much more. She will be missed.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
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Newsom goes down hard. What’s with these dudes and stairs? Have heard socialism is a slippery slope but damn! Thought it was a metaphor.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
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Happy Birthday Liam. Hope you had a great day! You’re awesome bud!
@kevin_smith45
kevin smith
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Meet Liam. A New York boy with a rare brain disorder and growth hormone deficiency. Who got a very special 8th birthday letter from a very special person. This is the side of Trump the media WILL NEVER show you.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
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Happy Birthday shout out to Melania Trump!
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
5 years
Network execs reportedly told the show’s creators: “This is MAGA Country” before giving Empire the axe. Then they all went to Subway.
@realDailyWire
Daily Wire
5 years
'Empire' Canceled Amid Ongoing Smollett Turmoil
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The Loftus Party
2 years
Guess that settles that.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
5 years
Let me get this straight: YouTube has demonetized the @scrowder channel until he stops selling certain tee shirts. When does YouTube get to tell people what kind of shirt they can wear? What. In. The. Hell. Is going on!? -The Mgmt 🐯👍🇺🇸 #LoftusParty #FreedomOfShirt
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
1 year
Tonight’s Gutfeld! Green room snack is: Ruffles. Original. Because Greg has a fear of change. And mesquite flavor. @greggutfeld @Gutfeldfox
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
2 years
At a vigil for the J6 prisoners outside the DC jail. Let’s stay loud people!
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
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Joe Biden doing this Charlottesville lie … (again) just proves what an absolute piece of shit he really is.
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The Loftus Party
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Happy Easter!
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The Loftus Party
3 years
Hilarious! - the mgmt. 🇺🇸🐯🔥
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The Loftus Party
1 year
The biggest of shout outs to whoever made this. It’s perfect! - the mgmt.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
6 years
How long are we supposed to put up with this? So glad that the good ppl at @prageru aren’t taking this sitting down.
@prageru
PragerU
6 years
It was not a mistake. It was deliberate censorship of conservative ideas.
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The Loftus Party
7 months
This shit has gone way too far. Prison time is required here. Let this dumb cunt rot in jail & force her to study art history.
@ScooterCasterNY
Oliya Scootercaster 🛴
7 months
#BREAKING Pro-palestine protesters DESTROY historic painting of Lord Balfour in Trinity College at the University of Cambridge, by spraying and then slashing it.
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The Loftus Party
11 months
Dolly Parton. Still a total babe. This is a fact.
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@theloftusparty
The Loftus Party
8 months
Rest in Peace Toby Keith. You were one of the good guys. You will be missed.
@tobykeith
Toby Keith
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