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👹👹 BX ALL DAY & TMRW!! VICTORY LIGHT IS THE FUTURE!!
@7pmInBrooklyn
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IS BACK YOU COWARDS!!!! SUBSCRIBE WHEREVER YOU GET YOUR PODCASTS FROM SO U DONT MISS A DROP AND ALSO TELL THEM THEY NEED AN “ART” CATEGORY 👹👹👹👹
YOUR GRANDMA RAN OUT OF POTATOES OR SOME SHIT AND ALSO HAD BLACK PLAGUE SO SHE LEFT HER SHITHOLE COUNTRY ON A WOODEN BOAT TO COME HERE YOU FUCKIN IDIOT HUMAN STRING CHEESE. WHY DONT *YOU* GO BACK THERE AND BLOW PIERS MORGAN.
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@TuckerCarlson
YOU ARE WILD WILD WILD PUSSY AND I GOT 10 RACKS ON
@chrislhayes
WASHING YOU HANDILY IN THE PARKING LOT AT BAY PLAZA NO GLOVES NO RULES UR A FUCKIN HERB DOG NOBODY AT FAUXNEWS WANTS PROBLEMS FALL BACK BEFORE U GET UR BOWTIE SPUN 540° WITH A OPENHAND FACE SMACK
MY PALS. POPPING ON HERE TO LET YOU KNOW YOUR BOY GOT COVID. I’M DOING OK AND FOLLOWING ALL THE PROTOCOLS. BUT DEAD ASS STAY HOME, WEAR YOUR MASK, SOCIAL DISTANCE AND GET YOUR VACCINE IF YOURE ELIGIBLE. STAY SAFE FAM AND SEE YOU SOON 🙏🏽😷❤️
LOVE YOUR KIDS MAN LOVE YOUR PARTNER LOVE YOUR FAMILY. JOKE AROUND, MAKE AND ENJOY YA TIME TOGETHER. FILL YOUR HEART AND MIND WITH POSITIVE MEMORIES OF THOSE CLOSE TO YOU SO YOU CAN LAUGH AND CRY TOGETHER AND APPRECIATE THOSE MOMENTS YES I AM EXPONENTIALLY HIGH. STILL TRUE THO.
I WORK HARD SO I CAN SIT AT THIS MARBLE KITCHEN ISLAND SMACKED OUTTA MY MIND SMASHING PENNE VODKA WHILE MY CHILDREN HAPPILY JUMP ON A TRAMPOLINE AND MY WIFE HOUSES A WHOLE BOTTLE OF A FINE MALBEC WHILE READING NOVELS
Breaking News: New York State officials said they reached a deal to legalize recreational marijuana, paving the way for a potential $4.2 billion industry.
FAM. YOURE A HUMAN MEME. WE TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING. YOU CANT CRY ABOUT GETTIN COOKED WHEN YOU POSTED LINKS TO CHICAGO MURDERS LIKE IT WAS A JOKE TO LINE UR POCKETS. U HAVE NO INTEGRITY AND U CREATE 0 ORIGINAL CONTENT. Z E R O. NEVER SAY MY FUCKIN NAME AGAIN MY NIGGA.
“FACING” 40 DONT MEAN U DOIN 40 U BOZO SMH THE MOST SHE COULD POSSIBLY DO IS 40 UNLESS SHE HIT COUNTY AND START MERKING MFS. MERODAMUS PREDICTS AUNT BECKY GETS 3 YEARS PROBATION
🗣OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT MY PALS!! FIRST OFF THANKS TO VICELAND FOR GIVING US THE LATITUDE AND CREATIVE FREEDOM TO HAVE OD FUN WHILE CREATING A SPECIAL SHOW THAT IS AND WILL BE ONE OF A KIND. EXTRA HYPE FOR THE NEW DOORS OPENING AT SHOWTIME JUHUURDD🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
FUCKED UP SHIT IS I WAS GONNA TWEET “DONT WATCH THAT VIDEO” BUT ITS LIKE “WHICH ONE?”. POLICE KILLIN CHILDREN FAM. CHILDREN. THEN CONSIDERING MYSELF LUCKY THAT AT THAT AGE I JUST GOT THROWN ALL AROUND THE SIDEWALK AND SLAPPED UP FEELS DISGUSTING. NONE OF IT SHOULD BE HAPPENING-
LMAO ITS HARD TO TALK TO A NIGGA FACE TO FACE FROM A DIFFERENT ROOM MY GUY😂😂😂U CREPT OUT THE STUDIO LIKE THERE WAS A SLEEPIN BABY IN THERE U WASNT TRYNA WAKE UP
@TomiLahren
U REALLY THOUGHT U HAD A ZINGER THERE TONKA LAMAZE, THATS ALMOST THE WORST PART OF THIS WHOLE SITUATION U FUCKIN SENTIENT COTTAGE CHEESE DOUBLE
HOPE THE RAPTORS WIN THE SERIES TO SEE IF THEY GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE OR ARE LIKE “NAH SUCK MY DICK WE GOING TO THE MAPLE SYRUP CASTLE IN TORONTO, FED EX THE RINGS PUSSY” TO TRUMP. ALSO BECAUSE I PREDICTED RAPS IN 6 AND KAWHI MVP.
1 DAY I WOKE UP WITH 15 ROACHES ON MY FACE..I SAID I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS, I GOT UP OFF THE FLOOR TOOK THE ROACHES OFF MY FACE AND PUT THEM BACK IN THE ASHTRAY SO I COULD SMOKE EM LATER BELIEVE IN YOUR CRAZY DREAMS OR WHATEVER.. IMA EAT A MANGO IN THE SUN..BELIEVE IN YOURSELF ❤️
I plan to sign Breonna’s Law as soon as it hits my desk. I suspended use of these warrants indefinitely last month, and wholeheartedly agree with Council that the risk to residents and officers with this kind of search outweigh any benefit. 1/2
ARE THERE ONLY 2 IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY? ARE THEY MADE BY THE SAME COMPANY THAT MAKES MCDONALDS ICE CREAM MACHINES? I BEEN SWERVING AROUND THE SAME POTHOLE ON THE CROSS BRONX MY ENTIRE ADULT LIFE
YALL I GO TO THERAPY WEEKLY TO UNTRAIN MY BRAIN TO DEFAULT TO BARKING ON NIGGAS AND WANTED TO CHOP MFS FACES. IM NOT AN INTERNET NIGGA IM 36 WITH KIDS. SURE U CAN TROLL ME ALL DAY BUT WE ALL KNOW I CANT ACTUALLY BEAT THE FUCKING BRAKES OFF THE TROLLS. THATS ME BACKSLIDING.
YERRRRR IM 3 TODAY!! I CELEBRATED BY WAKING PAPI UP DUMB EARLY SO HE COULD MAKE ME (UNICORN) PANCAKES!! IM TURNT UP PLAYING W/ MY NEW DOLLHOUSE QUARANTINE THIS DICK JUHUUURDDD!!!
MAD LOVE TO MY FANS🙏🏽🤟🏽🇩🇴
-BODEGA PRINCESS🌺
CONGRATULATIONS TO JOHN OLIVER ON WINNING ANOTHER EMMY HIS 19TH IN A ROW IM TWEETING THIS CUZ HE DONT CARE AND IS JUST MUCKING ABOUT HIS FLAT TRYING TO PAIR SOME BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS TO HIS NINTENDO SWITCH