KAL JAZEERA خالد🇵🇸 @thekaljazeera Twitter profile

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@thekaljazeera

4 years

The most intense kind of addict is a Diet Coke drinker

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6 months

You don’t know what it feels like seeing the footage and bodies of these mass graves not knowing if maybe one of them are the unidentified bodies of your cousins who’ve been missing from khan Younis for 3 months. I hope you never have to know this feeling.

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6 months

Where do I find the headphones that douche your ears, the bidear

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Ear cleaner [📹 memelabelO]

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8 months

Meanwhile I’m not even allowed in the country to visit my family so she can sincerely go fuck herself

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8 months

Tiffany Haddish says she’s on her way to Israel to “learn and see with my own eyes.”

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8 months

I’m not trying to suck the fun out of things; I’m not trying to be a Debbie downer, I want to enjoy beyonce and drag race and Britney and Mariah and Will and grace and pop culture and all things gay; I’m a 🚬 too but I’m Palestinian first.

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13 days

“Till the room stinks” but I just got here and your room kinda stinks already

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7 months

For my balloon day this year I ask that you please donate, like and retweet to help me continue raising funds to help my family. We’re already halfway to our goal and everything helps.

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7 months

Cowboy Carter

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6 months

We made contact with my cousins for the first time since they were taken by the IOF 3 mos ago- One of the men who was in capitivity with my cousin was released and brought with him the news that they were still alive. 🧵 (1/

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10 months

So are we going to talk about it??

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4 years

@MANIGETSJUICY @cholulamami Can I add this one to the chat though? Like why did it have a low key crunch to it but it was like CANDY

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3 years

Definitely feeling way more ushy gushy my ***** than I did yesterday I’ll take it

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Brat Summer Grill Daddy

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4 months

Used the likes tab to see if you were racist/exclusively into white men

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3 years

@asiahamour Wait till y’all hear what’s happening at Little Caesar’s

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If it matters

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7 months

Maklouba for the culture

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3 months

POV you just called me cute

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Hi

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Tall

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2 years

Let’s ride bikes and be cute in the sun together ☀️ ☀️ ☀️

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عيد مبارك

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@thekaljazeera

6 months

(2/) He told us that they’ve been tortured; blindfolded, handcuffed and starved in a dark room since they were taken. That all day every day they would memorize the phone numbers of each other’s families and that’s how he called my aunt as soon as he was released.

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(4/) With all of that He told my aunt “don’t worry alhamdulila they still fasted a successful Ramadan”

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6 months

(3/) He brought the news that all three of my cousins were alive; that two were in the same room as him and the youngest (14) was in the next room over. That they would communicate by yelling through the wall.

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But family is being bombed and displaced. My people are being genocided. Children with my name that speak my language are being friends are losing jobs and being arrested.

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Jummah Mubarak

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8 months

But when I have to google search “Britney performance Israel” in the middle of watching crossroads I’m a downer and I’m not fun to be around. I want to have fun to too. I want to be human and not the subhuman I’ve been seen as since 9/11

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8 months

My family has no food and water. My people are facing genocide and extinction and you ask me for nuance because you don’t want to be uncomfortable? Because you’re seeking an escape for 15 mins of a halftime show?

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8 months

Rupaul casts a racist illegal settler for her pit crew and an outspoken Zionist as a guest judge And now Tiffany haddish is flying to Israel to “see for herself” while my family is trapped and can’t get out and me and my relatives can’t get in.

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6 months

That time of year again where I get to remind yall that in 2022 Chicago pride fest invited Zionist Israeli settler Netta to perform even after requests from queer Palestinians not to. When they protested, a queer Palestinian was arrested and detained for 3 days.

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6 months

How does the third largest US city consistently have an awful pride lineup??

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@parkcrsdaya

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1 year

texting my boss that I can’t come in to work and bartend because I’m waiting to find out if my family survived is so dystopian

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@thekaljazeera

8 months

Meanwhile murderers wave their flags and sing “break my soul” and beyonce says nothing Debra messing says she feels like home as she stands on three graves of my people Britney performs on Tel Aviv Mariah Carey makes money off of her soap line from Jericho

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8 months

Where I’m only ever seen as a terrorist or the object of your baghdaddy bearded fetish. I want to live in a world where we can all enjoy faggotry without worrying about genocide and it fucks me up yalls unwillingness to fight for that world.

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5 years

Sean- “I’m all about the fat girls and making fat girls feel great about themselves- that’s why I’ll be playing as my skinny Barbie doll looking friend” #TheCircleNetflix

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4 months

Walk into the room nose first

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Statement

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5 years

@melmadara May I (Add) ?

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5 months

I’m so Julia

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1 year

Please how am I supposed to shower

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6 months

@TheKalenAllen As a queer Palestinian with family in Gaza I want to suggest that you explicitly say what you’re apologizing for, then publically vocalize support for the boycott, divestment, and sanction of Starbucks and an end to the Israeli occupation of Palestine.

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1 year

It’s 5am here We lost contact with our family hours ago I called my dad in the states to tell him it’s ok to cry and feel scared right now I’m still up and haven’t slept yet I’m afraid if I sleep I’ll wake up to bad news

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7 months

We’re really watching Israel fall before our eyes

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4 years

While you’re all here please support the @BSAllianceChi by donating to the Trans Relief Fund here

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2 years

Hi non-circle

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2 months

This is what Honcho is btw

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5 months

Gay caption

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4 months

Something cheeky and suggestive about being a daddy

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7 months

This and some ranch

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2 months

The way I have DM’s that say exactly this. This is how people have responded to my concern as a Palestinian, my frustration and fear about my and my family’s safety.

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2 months

Pro-Palestine protesters just disrupted Kamala's speech in Michigan. Her response: "If you want Donald Trump to win say that. Otherwise, I’m speaking.”

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3 years

“Thirty, Flirty, and Thriving” it is.

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3 years

Not sure which caption I should use on my birthday this year

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2 months

Left my phone in my tent at Honcho and forgot to ask for all my crushes @‘s so here’s to hoping for some missed connections

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Mind you the sun was gooning

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5 months

This is me…..live

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What if you sent me $20

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4 months

13 going on Intifada we love to see it

PALESTINE ONLINE 🇵🇸

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4 months

Actress and movie star Jennifer Garner hits the drum for Palestine. 🇵🇸

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2 years

UPDATE: SAMER HAS BEEN RELEASED W NO CHARGES

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5 years

This is what it’s really like to take a golden hour selfie but no ones ready to have that conversation

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3 years

Brr Bestie

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4 months

Good on @LucyStoole for setting an example and pulling out of Pride Fest #boycottpridefest @northhalsted

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4 months

No birds at the sanctuary

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7 months

Mom made me birthday waraq

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POV I’m talking your ear off 📸 @biblicalputx

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2 years

This summer’s hottest accessory is Grief

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3 years

Just saying if they need more big brown hotties for savage x fenty I definitely have an email address

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Freaked around and found matched

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The Body/ The Face

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Cruising at the portillos

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2 years

@Stev1eValent1ne Is……is this real??

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Guncle

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2 years

Call for action

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Fuck you and your cop brother Fuck you and your army dad Fuck you and your uncle who went to Afghanistan

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Sorry I couldn’t answer the phone diva I was at war in my body

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5 years

This is the series finale I was hoping for but instead we got Contagion

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Mom

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Does gag city have waterfalls though

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2 years

Hi Melbo

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Yes Pray for Israel TO FALL 🤲🏼

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