Nick, "Eugene" is a gimmick. You went to school, you know what an unfit piece of filth you're endorsing, that means you think there's something in it for you to advocate for a despicable lying wretch. Please forget you ever knew me, I'll do the same for you. I'm ashamed of you.
I've been involved in a business filled with exaggeration & hyperbole for almost 50 years, & I have NEVER heard a single line of dialogue containing a more stunning, awe-inspiring metric fuckton of unadulterated bullshit in my life as I heard uttered tonight.
#ScaredForHisLife
Our sympathy goes out to
@GreatBrianLast
and his family on the passing of his father. As Brian takes some personal time this week there will be no Drive-Thru, and we will be back early next week with the Experience. Thanks to everyone for their understanding.
Unique look at
@AEW
's TV coming-out party: NBA arena, full of fans, a real wrestling star & great production. First time they've had all 4 at the same time. Listen to director Tim Walbert, veteran of Wrestlemanias, call this. This is why I loved being in the truck. It's an art.
I appreciate the invitation from
@RealJeffJarrett
to attend the
@AEW
TV taping in Louisville tomorrow--I tried hard to make it work, but I couldn't find another person in town going so we could split the 2 for 1 ticket offer. But maybe they can find another ratings ploy in time.
God, Chris, it's Xmas--slap Tony's dick out of your mouth, you've got his Dad's money the next 10 years & the Buckaroos will still let you play with the cool kids. You don't have to tell the truth, just QUIT LYING, Punk is sorry he made a difference in AEW business & you haven't.
Hey
@StephenPNew
- I don’t adhere to an employee handbook and have NEVER had one in 4 years of working for
@aew
. Ive also never signed an NDA in my life ….ever. So stop trying to be a bully and making egotistical fantasy brags for your clients, and start doing some research
And 100% of them are the fault of gutless elected officials like you who pander to the rightwing hillbillies instead of acknowledging the insanity of our gun "laws" and doing something to severely restrict access to them. So fuck off with your MAGA horseshit, Glenn.
#FUCKTHENRA
One of the greatest days for democracy in American history. The criminal pig is being held accountable and the world may very well be safe from having to suffer his presence and treachery on the world stage ever again. Please rot in prison, you repugnant buffoon.
#TrumpGuilty
Got news for you dipshit, the ring is sacred ground for US, and even if you and a lot of others THINK you can kick the shit out of the Young Bucks, I would have turned you into a tennis racket popsicle, & you're lucky someone there didn't gut you like a fish. And you're blocked.
In all seriousness, I keep seeing these pics--what year was this cartoon series? Do we know if the artist was a wrestling fan? Some of my outfits match perfectly and I had never seen this until people started tweeting it a few years ago. He's even got a Big Bubba??
Can
@AEW
send over the 75% of their arenas they're not filling up to
@WWE
? Looks like their ex-EVP and Five Bill Phil will need them to handle their overflow.
ace steel got on national tv for the first time with his best friend, dropped the fuck word on tv in one of the best promos in aew history, knocked out nick jackson with a chair and might get fired from the company
all in the span of a single week
OK,
@Wendys
, I stuck with you for 43 years, during changes in fries & pickles & patties & all the rest, but giving money to help reelect the orange piece of shit in the White House? Stick your burgers up his ass.
Thank you for the "You're welcome", but the last clip we spoke about you in has yet to outperform "Jerry Jarrett's locker room fight with Dandy Jack Donovan in 1973", so please try to be more interesting. Thanks.
Dirt sheets. Podcasters and an old man that loves to have his voice heard even if it’s full of shit (cornette) loves to talk about me. You’re welcome for the clicks and views.
Boy, you can smell the bacon from that pig roast in Philly tonight all the way down here in Louisville. Did they have a straightjacket ready offstage for that raving fucking lunatic?
Every piece of shit
@GOP
Republican that humored this lunatic's lies & crimes & every gullible idiot that voted for him is responsible for everybody that gets killed today in DC and the "shithole country" that he's turned us into. Fuck you all. We're the shame of the world.
Jeez, Matt, I could understand selling your soul for Rock & Roll, but selling it for Adderall? Even if you have to abandon your principles and verbally fellate these childish cretins for your check, leave my fans alone, it's not their fault Tony's not paying THEM enough to lie.
Between this & the toxic Cornette cult, these guys don’t get the adoration that they truly deserve. The diehard Elite fans are phenomenal & get why they’re special, but there’s a huge chunk of fans that fail to give them the credit they deserve. Give these guys their flowers.
@Brenter37
Don't have a fucking clue who you are, I'm sure a lot of people have beaten me to it, but I had to tell you what a sick fucking waste of flesh you & the rest of your hunter ilk are. I wish the tables were turned, you were naked in woods & the bear had the gun. Seriously fuck you.
Even if Pigshit loses, America has exposed itself as a country of really stupid people who can't handle the responsibility of choosing the most powerful man in the world. The rest of Earth should be scared of us & we should be ashamed.
You'll notice the right elbow is perfectly across the meaty part of the chest, Bobby's right hip absorbs the impact of his weight and Bobby's LEFT hand cups/covers Lee's face and prevents him from possibly sitting up into the elbow. All in one second from 7 feet in the air.
@davemeltzerWON
Uh, Dave, you DO remember those awards are all works and you gave him half of them yourself, right? After almost 2 years, still with this? If you loved your wife as much as Harpo here, you'd still have one. Quit embarrassing yourself or I'll start doing it for you.
BOBBY EATON UPDATE: He did NOT have a heart "attack", but congestive heart failure/fluid buildup in chest, legs, etc causing heart to work harder. Being treated with diuretics, changing meds, heart rate down, pacemaker is fine, situation improving. He thanks all who are worried!
Hey everybody, thanks for all the great birthday wishes! I'm taking the rest of the day off, but I'll be back tomorrow to tell everyone in granular detail exactly what the fuck is wrong with them!
Seriously? Liv Morgan's professional improvisation? It was Ripley's perfect placement and timing to trap the leg, so Liv could throw some shitty looking kicks. If you don't know how this shit works, don't make declarative statements.
The fact that Rhea Ripley's leg got caught in the rope and Liv Morgan, without a moment's hesitation, improvised shows how professional she truly is.
Such a cool spot. 🔥
#WWERaw
If only there had been SOME WAY anyone could have known that it might be a bad idea if these two were in the same room together unsupervised, but there were absolutely no public signs. The whole incident came without warning.
YOU didnt say shit to me you liar but heres some truth you ungrateful prick You would be jobless if it wasn’t for your dad in law. Are you really mad at me or mad at yourself for failing to get over for a SECOND time. Just go back to Wwe like we all know you want to do & fuck off
BREAKING: Effective today, Friday, April 10, 2020, WWE and The Revival have agreed on their immediate release from WWE. We wish them all the best in their future endeavors.
Apparently Scotty 2 Hotty quit Twitter cause people harassed him for not wanting to do "intergender" matches, didn't want to treat women that way. FUCK that reason, how about IT MAKES THE GUY AND THE MATCH LOOK PHONY. Reason enough not to do it. Don't like that? Kiss my ass.
Jordan Omogbehin, a Nigerian-born former college basketball player who stands a legit 7'3", made his debut at an NXT house show last night. He looks like an absolute monster.
After they were suspended and not mentioned on TV for six months, the NBA decided to not have the teams ever play each other again and created separate Wed and Sat TV shows so they didn't have to be in the same building--plus legal told Bird never to try to talk to Barkley again.
Dr. J is enraged, Charles Barkley is getting jumped from behind, and I think someone has locked in the Million Dollar Dream on Larry Bird. 80s NBA brawling at its finest.
Chris I appreciate your consideration of my sanity, but I do it as a service to the wrestling fans. They need some measure of comfort in these cosplay times we're in. But don't worry--I NEVER watch "Dark".
P.S. Careful of the drooling bikers.
#LittleBitOfTheVirus
#COVIDGod
Hey
@davemeltzerWON
why do you keep emailing me about BS acting like we're still friends, then run your piehole about me on Twitter to take up for the clowns in your favorite circus? I've told your backstabbing ass to fuck off, yet you're stalking me like a jilted lover. Piss off
Not sure why Twinkletoes is referencing me in a completely unrelated conversation I'm not involved in, but he needs hobbies/attention. Hey dipshit, I'm not as harsh on the ears as your ballet routines are on people's eyes, & I'm wheezing from laughing at your attempts to wrestle
Just to address this since EVERYONE is asking--no, I can't relate my real feelings on this or I would be speaking to a variety of federal agencies. Use your imagination, and then double that, and you've got it.
Anyone else waiting for
@TheJimCornette
to review the assassination attempt on
@realDonaldTrump
. You think he's tough on the performance of
@AEW
talent, just wait till he critiques that sniper.
Wrestling in 2019--12 foot ring with two 150 pound kids doing a choreographed dance routine & 84 "fans" reacting like they're watching Ali vs. Frazier. I'm sorry for the people who like this hot garbage but I'll continue pointing out how this is an embarrassment to the sport.
If there's any people in first class in the WRESTLING business, I bet they're thinking you need to find some opponents that can fucking work and a booker who realizes you're a human being, not a fucking video game character. But that's just my initial thought....
Split open forehead. Swollen eye. I wonder what these business people in first class are thinking.
Who cares?! We put our bodies through all of that to call ourselves the best. For the love of the game.
The most creative, innovative country in the world is being held hostage by it's most backward, simple-minded minority. Superstition over science, fear and fantasy over fact, radicalism over reality--Trump the useful idiot enabled the
@GOP
's plan. Welcome to the 1800's, America.
So now people are mad at
@JerryLawler
for telling a joke. Now I understand why modern wrestling sucks, because most modern wrestling fans are such whiny little pussies they don't DESERVE good wrestling. How do these people go out in public without breaking out in tears?
#WHINE
The guy shooting his opponent off stumbles, therefore doesn't see the opponent reversing direction til it's too late, instead of just standing there waiting for him. This is VERY well done.
NEW President
@JoeBiden
has announced his cabinet picks, and in thirty minutes he did more Presidential work & hired more competent, professional adults than the orange pig did in four years.
It's great to hear a real leader like
@POTUS
Biden speak powerfully about his plans to solve our REAL problems, not the rambling, blithering delusions of the criminal orange pig and his filthy
@GOP
enablers. And FUCK Marjorie Treason Greene.
#Slime
Just saw Walter vs. Ilya from
@NXTUK
. If you've been wondering, THIS is what pro wrestling could have "evolved" into had it not been commandeered by comedy writers and backyard cosplayers. A masterpiece of the true art of worked combat. Kudos to both.
Well,
@GlennJacobsTN
has a point. The Republicans want EVERYONE asleep, even in a coma, rather than wide awake and realizing they're trying to put a criminal insurrectionist pig back in the office he disgraced before trying to overthrow his own government. So WAKE THE FUCK UP!
We need
@realDonaldTrump
in the White House to fight back against the wokeness that is infiltrating our culture, our schools and our military.
Can’t wait ‘till November.
This was the "big match" work Andre was capable of, most of it coming pre-home video or never recorded at all, but Japan saved their archives. With an opponent he respected he was a great worker. Only 6 years later, by WMania 3, he was a shell of himself.
I apologize for criticizing this exchange yesterday--I saw it without the audio. Watching AND listening to this full clip it makes much more sense now.
#IWasWrong
OK, this is one of the most perfect finishes to get a babyface over I've ever seen--heels all do their job perfectly and face has fire, keeps escalating to the big pop at the end.
Well, the best TV wrestling show of at least this month goes to
@WWEonFOX
Smackdown. Match of the month to
@AdamColePro
vs.
@WWEDanielBryan
, great promo by Happy Heyman,
@QoSBaszler
is great, THAT's how you get new talent over, they beat stars! Outlaw mud shows take note.
In other news, I have been invited to assist a team of the world's best brain surgeons in a brain transplant, then I'm heading over to NASA to tune up the space shuttle.
Merry Christmas to all the Cult of Cornette members! Ho Ho Ho to all my fans & friends, may you get what you want this year!
For everybody else? Bah Humbug & a sizeable lump of coal in your stockings!
P.S. DO send old Donald some moving boxes for his upcoming change of scenery!
Here's the thing, Bryce. Your idiot boss is BOOKING matches to paralyze his employees, and your nitwit video game character wanna-be "wrestlers" are HAVING matches to paralyze themselves, so why not cooperate and let them? Shit looks phonier than a football bat either way.
Apparently I'm trending again but I don't have time to find out why cause I just got on here to retweet this pic Stacey just took of Harley making a bird friend.
Morning everybody! Heard any good jokes lately?
This coming Friday's Jim Cornette Experience (wherever you find your favorite podcasts) is liable to be a good one if you like hearing stupid people told what they can do with their stupidity.
GREAT morning on Twitter, blocked 2 dozen Trumpfucks. Remember--If you follow me and support Trump, do it like you watch porn--in private & with shame--cause if I find out, your dumb ass is blocked cause you don't deserve the entertainment of following me. BE WARNED!
I don't think I've ever seen a multiple-car pileup that lasted four hours from the opening brake pump until the last skid mark was laid down until last night.
Sorry Petey, I was too busy doing the number one wrestling podcast on Earth from my home to get right back to you. I hate it you still have to work, but you're young and maybe something will happen. Your peers at the International Jizz Moppers Union say great things about you.
So to SLIGHTLY mischaracterize the exact business relationship between OVW and WWE shows i dont "know anything" ...ok
I do not know NEARLY what you do. I will never disparage your credentials. You're
@TheJimCornette
!!
We both have our lanes. You know wrestling.
I know being
Just to let everyone know, when
@StaceyCornette
's mother was about to go into surgery, she learned the fans had named her the "Queen Mother" and was tickled pink. Thanks to all you guys for the wellwishes.
@GlennJacobsTN
@RpsAgainstTrump
Fuck off, Glenn, quit trying to push this criminal MAGA horseshit for your own political gain and actually do something for the country by telling the truth about Trump and his enabling filth.
Today's update: Thunderstorms fucking suck, the tree I planted 53 years ago is fucked and I'm going back to bed. Decision will be made later today as to whether I ever get out of it again.
OK, regardless of what kind of wrestling you like, can everyone agree that if a heel who looks like this is coming after a babyface, it might get your attention??
While everyone is celebrating Dave Bautista, I have to share the first time I ever saw him. When he debuted in Ohio Valley Wrestling they made a music video showing him rising from the grave and I'll never forget it.
@DaveBautista
I’ve kept my mouth shut about a lot of things in this past year, but the unsubstantiated garbage I’ve read in the past day about AEW’s chief legal officer is an embarrassment to anyone spouting it. Absolutely the last person who should be maligned in this situation.
Everyone who hates me on Twitter:
#1
Has their own wrestling podcast with 6 listeners
#2
Claims to be a current/former pro wrestler but has never been heard of
#3
Has a picture of an AEW wrestler on their profile like a 12 year old girl
#4
Can't understand the English language