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Jaime-Lee

@thejaimeleeshow

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Comedian. Personality Hire. Cohost of the @2girls1blunt420 Podcast. Comedy & 🌶️ ⬇️

Joined November 2017
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@thejaimeleeshow
Jaime-Lee
5 years
girls now show so much of their ass on Instagram you basically can see their assholes like I don’t know if I should lick my thumb before I like their pics or go in dry??
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
Inspirational quote of the day: eat Jaime’s milkshake ass
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Joey CoCo Diaz
5 years
That ass must taste like a milkshake......
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
Ive lost over 200 followers on twitter for supporting black lives. See your way out racist fucks 👋🏼👋🏼
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
I’d like to thank my writers block because I’ve successfully masturbated six times today
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
my roommates ex hit her up for sex and she said yes and then he fucked her with a mask on because he’s afraid of covid-19 what the fuck is happening
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
vaginas are like cheese, some taste amazing and some are a little bit stinky, but either way there’s always someone who’s still gonna eat it
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
@emily_murnane if I mix them am I breaking the law
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
if another dude asks me to add him on snap I’m literally going to send him a picture of me shitting
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
Im sorry for the things I said to you when I was horny
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
who wants to be my boyfriend for the remainder of quaratine.. but to be transparent we breaking up once this is over
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
if my future husband doesn’t bend me over in the parking lot of our kids soccer game and eat my ass, I married the wrong man
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
I love sitting in my car in my apartment parking lot just smoking a bowl and zoning out. It’s like meditation to me. But then I realize to everyone else, I’m just that girl who randomly sits in her car staring out the window everyday and that’s a bit weird.
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
Nothing dries my pussy up more than men posting fishing pictures on their dating profiles. It’s like where did all the moisture go? Oh wait it’s in his fucking fishing picture
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
I love this dirty old man 😂😂
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Joey CoCo Diaz
4 years
Good Morning.......Can you imagine waking up with this Muffler in your face......
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
I can’t wait to love the fuck out of someone and not look stupid
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
My dad is Jewish and my mom is Irish Catholic and now it makes sense why I’m a cheap alcoholic
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
@madflavor hahahah u dirty old man merry Christmas joey
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
it’s been over 10 years since I watched final destination and I’m still afraid to drive behind trucks with pipes and wood in the bed
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Jaime-Lee
3 months
Look mom I made it
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Hollywood A Whole Different World: Dude Spotted Getting Deep In Some Guts At A Hollywood Party!
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
This quarantine really makes me want to find love and have lots of babies like right now and be with my husband everyday okay ladies the men have stopped reading.. it’s time to take our power back so shove a finger up their ass next time you blow them and tell them who’s daddy
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
movies as a kid always made you feel like you’d get a super power when you hit a certain age. unfortunately, the only super power I got when I turned 25 was to make men magically disappear after I fucked them.
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
I’m about to do something crazy risky and I’m so so scared but I feel like the universe has thrown me way too many signs not to
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
thinking about selling pictures of my feet and documenting my journey
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Jaime-Lee
3 years
Had such a great time chatting with Lee! Make sure to tune in 🙄
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Lee Syatt
3 years
Monday is What Was I Thinking podcast day! This week I have @thejaimeleeshow talking about she became one of the top 0.26% of @OnlyFans creators. 👀: 🎧:
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
I’m sorry but you shouldn’t have to downplay your success around your friends to make sure they don’t get insecure. You should have friends that cheer you on as you level up and you support each other to both be bad bitches. Jealousy is ugly ladies 👏🏼👏🏼
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
what happens in quarantine stays in quarantine
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
I have the same thoughts about work as I do about being on top.. 5 minutes in, I’ve already thought about quitting 15 times And when it’s over, I give a high five and go take a nap Most times I just wish I was paid more
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
tested positive for I absolutely need to get railed
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
guys who look like Jesus can spread their message all over my face
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
Quarantine day 27: Sometimes I put dresses without underwear and go on my windy porch just to feel something
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
I just found out my roommate has been locking my cats in my room when I’m not home for hours.. I lost my shit. didn’t Netflix teach you anything?? DONT FUCK WITH CATS.
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
people who are able to consistently eat healthy during this pandemic are just wrong
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
yo literally if you love me like this I will suck your dick like it’s my last meal every day until the day I die
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
dads be like “I know a spot” and then never come back
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
can we normalize being a boss ass business woman while also being an absolute degenerate
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
if you’re having a bad day, smoke a bowl and eat a grilled blueberry muffin. shit saves lives.
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
one of the guys I’m talking to asked how many guys I’m talking to and I said three and he said cool
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
Everyone should stay inside... besides antivax people.. they should get Coronavirus. There, I said it.
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
I agree 😇
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Jaime-Lee
5 years
have you smelled your own belly button yes or no
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
imagine caring what awards celebrities get
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
guys who talk shit to me for having an onlyfans don’t realize I get off to being called a dirty whore, you’re just making the next time I masturbate a hell of a lot easier 😜
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Jaime-Lee
4 years
drinking a beer while shitting is a mood
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