girls now show so much of their ass on Instagram you basically can see their assholes
like I don’t know if I should lick my thumb before I like their pics or go in dry??
I love sitting in my car in my apartment parking lot just smoking a bowl and zoning out. It’s like meditation to me. But then I realize to everyone else, I’m just that girl who randomly sits in her car staring out the window everyday and that’s a bit weird.
Nothing dries my pussy up more than men posting fishing pictures on their dating profiles.
It’s like where did all the moisture go?
Oh wait it’s in his fucking fishing picture
This quarantine really makes me want to find love and have lots of babies like right now and be with my husband everyday okay ladies the men have stopped reading.. it’s time to take our power back so shove a finger up their ass next time you blow them and tell them who’s daddy
movies as a kid always made you feel like you’d get a super power when you hit a certain age.
unfortunately, the only super power I got when I turned 25 was to make men magically disappear after I fucked them.
Monday is What Was I Thinking podcast day! This week I have
@thejaimeleeshow
talking about she became one of the top 0.26% of
@OnlyFans
creators.
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I’m sorry but you shouldn’t have to downplay your success around your friends to make sure they don’t get insecure. You should have friends that cheer you on as you level up and you support each other to both be bad bitches. Jealousy is ugly ladies 👏🏼👏🏼
I have the same thoughts about work as I do about being on top..
5 minutes in, I’ve already thought about quitting 15 times
And when it’s over, I give a high five and go take a nap
Most times I just wish I was paid more
I just found out my roommate has been locking my cats in my room when I’m not home for hours.. I lost my shit. didn’t Netflix teach you anything?? DONT FUCK WITH CATS.
guys who talk shit to me for having an onlyfans don’t realize I get off to being called a dirty whore, you’re just making the next time I masturbate a hell of a lot easier 😜