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4 months
๐Ÿงต Bebenang #CaknaBahasa ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป:
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2 years
Langkah Seri Pacific, but make it The Office #PRU15
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6 years
Attention everyone! : - colon ; - semi colon ( ) - parentheses [ ] - bracket { } - braces Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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@theikhmalzikry
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1 year
Cukup 1k RT, aku jadi Husin untuk #KeretapiSarong23
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@theikhmalzikry
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2 years
@BurhanPlays Ye wehh, pastu klu ramai kena buat camtu, mmg kena beratur la. Serupa beli kt kaunter je. Tp klu beli tiket on their own app, tak payah print tiket. Terus scan qr code kt gate
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@theikhmalzikry
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9 years
Pelamin anganku musnah...... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@theikhmalzikry
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1 year
Husin di #KeretapiSarong2023 Jumpa berdekatan jam besar Bangunan Sultan Abdul Samad
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1 year
Cukup 1k RT, aku jadi Husin untuk #KeretapiSarong23
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6 years
@Azfarovski Why does this remind me of this?
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6 years
@jessica_dubb @hoesuueee @Millyknights แต’สฐ แตสธ แตแต’แตˆ แถฆแต—'หข สณแต’แต‡แต‰สณแต— แตˆแต’สทโฟแต‰สธ สฒสณ
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1 year
wehhhhh aku baru perasan โ€œenemies to loversโ€ paling cantik diterjemahkan sbg โ€œsaing ke sayangโ€ sbb saing = kawan/teman/sahabat dalam tulisan jawi lagi cantik: ุณุงุกูŠฺ  โ† ุณุงูŠฺ 
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@theikhmalzikry
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6 years
To All The Books In My Shelves That I haven't Finish Reading Or Even Bother To Begin Reading
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6 years
@_mohdkhairul_ @nblffhshah Kenapa aku teringat vine ni hahahaha
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@theikhmalzikry
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1 year
Situasi pada jam 2:25 pagi di sekitar Dataran Putrajaya. Ramai sanggup stay berteduh dengan payung di tempat duduk awam. Memang penuh dah wehh. Semangat lain macam nak tengok perbarisan merdeka ni. Ada lagi ramai berteduh di bangunan-bangunan berdekatan.
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@theikhmalzikry
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1 year
@samruzone Wait seriouslahh, tapi meriah kot zapin ramai2 gituu. What a dream ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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2 years
@bellenabiela @FarisNazrin18 To leave some form of closure, at least i think so
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2 years
@BurhanPlays imo klu beli online, rasanya akan ada qr code pd ticket yg emailed to us. that should be enough to board the bus, tp ntahlah. nampak obvious la dorg nk cust stick to using their own app
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2 years
@BurhanPlays that itself should also be sufficient nk masuk gate, tp emm tu la, ntah kenapa sistem bas msia ni masih ke belakang, naik bas still nak jugak printed ticket. safety reasons probably idfk
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@5M30W On one side, haji & umrah tu fardu ain dan wajib ke atas semua muslim yg mukallaf & berkemampuan, serta rukun islam ke-5 On the other, kerajaan arab saudi manfaatkan kedtgn umat islam ke makkah sbg satu sumber ekonomi, which also contributes to them helping the US Hmm berat ni
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1 year
haaa ada dah ni #keretapisarong23
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1 year
@brgsjks Yaโ€™qub Qamar Ad-din Dibiazah Khalid Kashmiri Khidir Karawita Ismail Ahmad Kanabawi Uthman Abdul Jalil Shisha Muhammad Sumbul
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1 year
โ€œLagipun pepatah melayu ada menyebut, burung yang terbang gostan ke belakang, lamรฉ-lamรฉ bersarang di pinggir kali jugรฉโ€ #KeretapiSarong23
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6 years
What if it is called "sand" cause it sits between sea and land... ...that is why we call them "pantai", coz "PAsir ANtara Tanah dan AIr"?
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1 year
@puteriarchy Dulu teringat hisap madu dia ๐Ÿ˜‚
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8 years
Syabas Batu Pahat!
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7 years
Bagusnya lagu DSV ni, lepas ni budak2 dah tau grammar rule. Kalau pronoun I, verb to-be dia mesti am. I am me.
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6 years
@farhanitrate17 @Azfarovski Please upgrade your meme
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@theikhmalzikry
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2 years
Travis: Chicken scratch on a legal pad. This masterpiece should be preserved in a museum somewhere. #ExUCalamity
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1 year
@JustinTWJ Time to bring back Negeri-Negeri Melayu Tidak Bersekutu / Unfederated Malay States (minus Johor)
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11 months
@khairulaming Boleh ni, sama2 belajar masak guna mess tin ๐Ÿ˜†
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@theikhmalzikry
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5 years
@ulat_bulu_bulu Oyen kesayanganku ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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7 years
@ijaicool "Nak lalu jalan ni boleh?" "Ummm no."
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1 year
@samruzone Contact grab, tell them the item you received is incomplete, maybe request for a refund?
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@theikhmalzikry
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2 years
Dia buat menu rahmah sebab sahut seruan kerajaan, tapi sbb sambutan tak menarik, berlakunya kerugian menyebabkan terpaksa ditamatkan menu rahmah. Sblm ni, dia jual dgn harga mcm mana pula eh? Kdg pelik gak klu harga murah pun org tak mai makan situ.
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Menu Rahmah merugikan peniaga ? ๐Ÿ˜ฅ Katanya x dpt sambutan pulak tu ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ Kesian bro ni. Berapa lama je Menu Rahmah ni peniaga kecil dpt bertahan jika masalah pokok tak selesai ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿป
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@theikhmalzikry
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6 years
@RidzwanMahazan Uish mende alah apa ni actually? Ajaib bebenor ciptaan jepun ni
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10 years
@IniAnwarHadi orang buat teh untuk dihidangkan kepada siapa? Tehtamu. #hahahambar
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1 year
@sarheisya @Azfarovski Tapi the 4 in 43A is still there tho? Shouldnโ€™t it be 3A3A?
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7 years
Salam @englishjer . What do you call this type of furniture in English? I'd say it's a swing, but doesn't seem right. ๐Ÿ˜…
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GAISS DAH CUKUP JUMLOHHH
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@NewsBFM ROTI CANAI SUPREMACY!!
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1 year
@man_fbm @BuletinTV3 Dalam artikel ada kata panda ni as a gesture of good will and 40 years of diplomatic affairs between China & Malaysia
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@theikhmalzikry
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6 years
So far: - Pelajar jurusan sains UiTM Dengkil maut setelah jatuh tingkat 4 (BH, Awani, Bernama) - Diklasifikasikan mati mengejut & siasatan masih dijalankan(BH, Awani, Bernama) - Polis nafi dakwaan tular 'hammock' (BH) - Dikatakan arwah di dlm hammock (socmed)
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@theikhmalzikry
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6 years
@aimanazshar Umm kenapa org minta delete ni?? It happened, he's stating facts. Lambat laun org tau gak.
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10 years
@IniAnwarHadi kita jangan bagi mocha dengan mereka yg tak puas ha-tea.
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@theikhmalzikry
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2 years
Gigih ya aku gi setiap stesen ๐Ÿ˜† jom kenali 36 stesen di sepanjang MRT laluan Putrajaya! #MRTPYL #JomNaikMRT @askrapidkl @MRTMalaysia
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@theikhmalzikry
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1 year
Malam 6/10, sy ditimpa kemalangan di jalan SKVE masa hantar order Grab dari IOI Conezion ke ILSAS Patah tulang clavicle kiri & warded due to pneumothorax found in lungs Tak pasti mcm mana terjadi sbb pengsan on impact If you know anything, pls let me know ๐Ÿฅน
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7 years
@asrulmm Makes me wonder, what is the Malaysian perception/definition of ragging?
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@theikhmalzikry
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1 year
@noraxliena Sure! Jam 8.30 pagi, dah ada di 7 stesen yg terlibat, kemudian semua team akan bergerak menuju ke Dataran Merdeka. Tema tahun ni โ€œethnicityโ€ so boleh pakai pakaian yg melambangkan kepelbagaian suku kaum di Malaysia la, tp kena ada juga kain sarung! Apa2 just follow @locco_my
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@theikhmalzikry
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3 years
@surianajwa_ @atikayazidd @rudyakhbar_ Cari @/arifaimanahmad kat tiktok
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@theikhmalzikry
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3 years
Heck yeah!! For burgers, we're open everyday from 5.30pm to 10.30pm Ada burger benjo, ayam, daging, kambing, oblong pun ada, kahwin pun ada. Nak combo set dengan kentang pun boleh. Did I mentiom we have burger ayam crispy too? More coming soon, hopefully!
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my friend @ikhmalzikry96 & his family has a restaurant in Yong Peng, Johor during daytime, his family serves nasi campur and other lunchtime dishes at night, you can get great burgers, can also order via foodpanda find the restaurant by searching Zita's Kitchen on your nav app
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WEHHH HAHAHAHA MAKIN LAJU LAK ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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1 year
@puteriarchy Try jalan dari decathlon ke aeon and back, prolly can get 10k steps
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2 years
Oh? Youโ€™re approaching me?
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@theikhmalzikry
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6 years
Pagi2 buka tv terus keluar berita pasal hospital unisza
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6 years
Ayyy look what i've found
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6 years
Harap-harap adalah pilihanraya kampus sem depan. Dah nak grad tak merasa lg undi mpp, tau2 MTB.
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6 years
Unpopular opinions : UniSZA Edition 1,2,3 set Go ! #uniszapastitahu
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@theikhmalzikry
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10 months
Alhamdulillah rezeki malam ni
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7 years
If one wears hijab bcs they want to, and you keep asking them to take it off saying it's oppressive, doesn't that make you the oppressor? ๐Ÿค”
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6 years
"Thesis dah siap ke?" Me:
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1 year
Tak sampai 24jam dh capai target Ok gaiss tq so much ๐Ÿฅน Nantikan Husin di #KeretapiSarong23
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@theikhmalzikry
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5 years
Gais, agak2 kalau tak sempat beli bunga ke hadiah ke untuk konvo nanti, jangan risau. I still accept cash. :)
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@theikhmalzikry
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6 years
@aimanazshar Exactly! Lagi2 kalau dlm era socmed ni. Bila dah nampak sorg tweet, curiousity leads to discovery kot. Search dgkl, trus keluar tweets suruh delete, lagi org bertambah curious. Tu je.
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6 years
Let's see...
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7 years
Trying to figure out which tweet is for me.......
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6 years
@rafzanfazren Apaa ni wehhhhhh
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7 years
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
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5 years
I've graduated. Now what...?
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2 years
how tf do u get this off man
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5 years
Out with kurta, in with baju melayu. #aidilfitri
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6 years
Eh ada belon lah hehehe
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9 years
@IniAnwarHadi band apa yg dilabel terrorist? Bandladen. #mohonbash
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5 years
"I can relate with Joker-"
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KemalZ
7 years
Tak lama lagi Terengganu bakal ada mercu tanda baru - jambatan angkat (drawbride). Pertama di Asia Tenggara! Terletak di Seberang Takir. Bakal menjadi laluan alternatif selain Jambatan Sultan Mahmud. Juga tarikan pelancong terbaharu. Sumber: FB
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hippopotamus hippo = horse potamos = river literally means โ€œriver horseโ€ other words with hippo-: โ€ข hippocampus = seahorse โ€ข hippodrome = horse (racing) course
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Badak air nampak lunak. Tapi saintis anggap badak air sama bahaya dengan singa. Daya gigitannya adalah paling kuat dalam kalangan haiwan darat. Lebih kuat daripada singa & harimau. 500 orang mati diserang badak air setiap tahun berbanding singa (22 orang mati setahun). Badak
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8 years
Things I judge so hard on social media: 1) People who use their bf/gf's pic and name as their own dp and name
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1 year
@addien90s Ohh kiranya tanggapan 1 Muharram = Maal Hijrah tu salah ke?
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2 years
@bernamadotcom BIAR DIA MASAK ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@theikhmalzikry
KemalZ
9 years
Bila faci kata "ambillah banyak sikit", jangan tolak ye kawan kawan. Tu rezeki namanya. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #uniszapastitahu http://t.co/SPb13yF8GS
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7 years
Let's go!
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KemalZ
5 years
#ProjekKuihRaya2019 1. Biskut Dahlia Semperit inspired by @Danish_Harraz *yang pecah tu sbb nak test tekstur huhuhu, approved and done!
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KemalZ
6 years
Don't mind me, I'm just feeling good today. Good morning!
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KemalZ
1 year
@izznqstn @MHaffizJ Eh bukann haha dia pengarah filem, if youโ€™ve seen movies like Mami Jarum, Anak Mami, tu semua his works. Heโ€™s also a film lecturer at UiTM
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1 year
Aku nak buat kerja gila pagi niโ€ฆ
@ErnestOnPT
Ernest is: Kummute-ing it! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ’จ
1 year
Itโ€™s unannounced by RapidKL but they are operating FREE limited-stop LRT and MRT night trains for the KL marathon this weekend! Starting at 03:30 on Sat and 01:30 on Sun until 06:00, you can board from any stations in the map LRT frequency is every 15min, while MRT is at 20min
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KemalZ
11 months
tetaplah menjual burger walaupun bahu kiri patah
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KemalZ
7 years
When you spent hours browsing and reading journal articles, only to realise they are not related with your research working title....
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6 years
@ulat_bulu_bulu Tak sangka muzik detektif conan begitu seksi sekali
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KemalZ
1 year
Tadi kt Dataran Merdeka, tak semua orang faham konteks pakaian aku, so they assume โ€œbang, belum/tak mandi keโ€ atau โ€œbang, air takde keโ€ Kk sorry tahun depan tak buat lagi dah ๐Ÿ˜” But still, Iโ€™ve had so much fun today and I hope everyone else did too #KeretapiSarong23
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KemalZ
1 year
Terima kasih kepada semua yg sudi nak bergambar sekali bersama teman. Terharu bebenor ya! ๐Ÿฅน Klu ada bergambor td, feel free to tag/mention me!
@theikhmalzikry
KemalZ
1 year
Husin di #KeretapiSarong2023 Jumpa berdekatan jam besar Bangunan Sultan Abdul Samad
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5 years
Lain macam goodies majlis kahwin sekarang
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1 year
Waduhh makin ramai pulak
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6 years
@RidzwanMahazan Ooh so buang as solid waste la? Ke boleh makan? ๐Ÿ˜…
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6 years
We did it, reddit! Thesis submission โœ…
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Mom: Adik! Lepas makan, kaya tu letak dlm peti ais. Me: Ha'ah dik. Nanti kalau tak masukkan, esok dia jadi miskin. Mom: ayyy ๐Ÿ˜ Me: ayyy ๐Ÿ˜
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1 year
@izznqstn @MHaffizJ I think youโ€™re mixed up with Batrisyia & her brother, Aniq kot
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5 years
@Azfarovski *Area 51 wants to know your location*
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