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Alh. Vhiz ™️

@thegr8vhiz

6 months

Veni, Vidi, Vici. ✝️

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@thegr8vhiz

1 month

When you mistakenly straight up click a song instead of adding it to the queue you’ve been lining up for the past 10 minutes.

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

Women’s rizz: No game plan. No strategy. No humor. Just outright sexual harassment.

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4 months

I’m not even joking I need this boy in my life either I carry his bby by surrogacy or by intimacy 🥹

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2 months

It better be on birth control.

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2 months

wyd in this situation?

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

We’ve lost the ability to make proper meat-pies as a country.

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@thegr8vhiz

1 month

Your opps go wan whine you but no panic. 😂

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@thegr8vhiz

13 days

Tired of always guiding man. Need one major bag make I take see front.

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

No rizz, no b!tches. Just sportybet codes and a dream.

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1 month

Green. White. Green. 💔

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@thegr8vhiz

5 months

Nothing actually dey pain pass when you no fit come through for person wey dey normally come through for you.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

Nobody get composure reach parents dawg. So many mouths to feed and them go just dey casually thug am out in this ever dwindling economy.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

Present day Nigeria too crazy bro. One moment money dey your hand, the next, you dey plot graph of how you fit guide 5k for 2 weeks.

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@thegr8vhiz

1 month

God was sat in the studio with them when they recorded this song. It doesn’t get any more perfect than this.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

No go DM Hydonni. 😂

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Wizkid finally knows the music industry has moved past that "mystery-too-cool-for-school-I-never-talk" persona. He needs to be accessible, to build a new connection with his people. In this age of hyperinformation, mystery no dey work again. Or else, he'll just become our own

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4 months

There’s niggas on this same planet that have never had to worry about money for any moment throughout their entire existence, insane.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

Make una come watch prime Barclays. None of that pep and arteta robotic footy.

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3 months

Set for Stamford Bridge 🌹 #MUFC || #CHEMUN

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@thegr8vhiz

27 days

Last time she boom game, iPhone 11 never comot. 😂 she no good at all.

Amber 😘💋

@TheRealCEOAmber

27 days

100 odds. 3C1CEA. Happy Sunday. 🧝‍♀️🧝‍♀️

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@thegr8vhiz

1 month

‘I’m currently treating a yeast infection’

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

PTSD will leave permanent scars. Can’t lie man, I ain't the same brudda that i once was.

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@thegr8vhiz

6 months

I walked into my manager’s office this afternoon and handed her my resignation later. She looked puzzled and asked me why I wanted to resign knowing I have a wife and children to feed. I just smiled and told her I’m quitting my job to focus on sincerely, Benson deluxe.

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Sincerely Benson (Deluxe) otw. 📿

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

Make your life spoil reach say you no even get woman you dey follow talk. 💔

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

I just see one senior wey nearly k!ll me for secondary school. He no get any hairline again. 😭❤️

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@thegr8vhiz

1 month

10,000 Nigerian Naira has to be the biggest fake pump of all time. It tries to put up this facade that makes you overrate its value. Once e don buy once crate of egg, e papa go dey sweat. E too useless.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

Best graduating student, department of Electrical engineering, University of Ibadan.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

Ibukun Pamilerin, you might have gotten away with this one but I’ll be closely monitoring you. One little slip, one opportunity and I’ll be there. Your downfall means much more to me than all the silver and gold the world has to offer.

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3 months

Cole Palmer's got confidence 😎

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

Barca go just dey bored enter academy go unleash one virgin to first team. Who come be Obi cubana again?

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@thegr8vhiz

5 months

If a woman ever ghost you for no reason, you won I promise you.

Nubii ✨

@ndii_favour

5 months

I stopped talking to a guy one time because he didn’t do anything nice for me on Valentine’s day & we’d been talking for months. I wasn’t mad, I just knew that’s the same treatment I’d be receiving if we date & I wanted no part in such. To this day, I do not regret that decision.

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

There’s a new pandemic in town: 2nd half over 1.5. I’m afraid it’s going to ruin lives faster than crystal meth.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

chromatic.

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11 months

what are your non-sexual turn ons?

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5 months

‘Ok babe I walk to the store right now to get the cards and I send immediately’

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5 months

what's one of the best feelings ever?

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@thegr8vhiz

1 month

I’m hearing the queue still stays in Spotify. Word?

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

This is by far the realest tweet this app has ever seen.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

Secondary school wey seniors dey bully me cos them hear say my epon big pass their own for JSS1.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

Difference dey between pregnancy and bele.

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3 months

She humbled pregnancy.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

. @OPay_NG please make funding sportybet accounts a bit more difficult or I’ll stop banking with you.

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

Ngl I lowkey envy niggas that are not overly sucked into this money chase, no gambling, no hoes. Just strict academics, taking pictures in school everyday and unadulterated peace of mind.

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

MTN, you’ll ask God for made in Lagos and he will give you babypiano.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

‘You used to be so full of life’ We switched roles bro, life now makes a fool of me. 💔

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@thegr8vhiz

5 months

One week never even reach yet he don mount lerry babe. He go miss am keh?😂😂

Alh. Vhiz ™️

@thegr8vhiz

5 months

Chukwueze once again nowhere to be found, but you’ll see him when it’s time to follow lerry babe.

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1 month

Pawpaw literally said😂

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@thegr8vhiz

5 months

Please read the room, Tottenham don cut my game. Now is not the time for all these.

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5 months

what do you miss about secondary school?

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

Prime Mr. Biggs meat pie that year.

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@thegr8vhiz

22 days

You no go believe say she play Germany 2nd half highest scoring half. 😂😂😂😂 #amberleavetheyouthalone

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22 days

❤️❤️🙏🙏

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

I’ll be showing up with marching outfits with my girl to witness this grand occasion.

𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟

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4 months

Let’s see your outfit to ARSENAL’s Funeral tonight.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

Sancho flaunting his champions league winners medal to Ten Hag next season.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

@PsychoYP No go warm eba chop.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

A movement.

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1 month

@the_Lawrenz My literal mood whenever it happens to me.

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@thegr8vhiz

5 months

The artwork just screams ‘karma’ I can’t explain it.

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5 months

the BEST song from this album is … ?

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@thegr8vhiz

9 days

Song sweet come too short, he for just give Seyi verse.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

The price of men’s clothing is jokes bro. Outrageous stuff.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

@Mo_Sznn Mo they’ll try to silence you, do not let them.

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

Even Billing no gree answer him own name. Everybody dey avoid billing.

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@thegr8vhiz

5 months

Deuteronomy 28:20 The LORD will send on you curses, confusion and rebuke in everything you put your hand to, until you are destroyed and come to sudden ruin because of the evil you have done.

Real Sociedad 🇺🇸 🇬🇧

@RealSociedadEN

5 months

🔚 Full-time #RealSociedadOsasuna | #WeareReal

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

See Wetin person sing at 19. 😂 he’s truly generational.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

Best graduating student, department of theatre and performing arts, University of Benin.

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@thegr8vhiz

1 month

Launch useless coin on Wednesday, endorse betting on Friday. He dey work overtime to comot food from the plate of the Nigerian youth.

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@davido

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The stage is set for the ultimate showdown in the Champions League final: Borussia Dortmund vs Real Madrid it’s about to be crazy! Get ready for a clash of football giants! Use my code Davido1 for a bonus on your first deposit:

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4 months

Your class girls have already passed, battle for your life my brother.

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Medical school 101:

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4 months

@AdeyemiOla99608 Them just dey force ball.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

If the Lecturers don't deem it worthy to send me an invite, my presence is not needed in there. The ones who want me at their classes/exams ship me their marking scheme.

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@thegr8vhiz

1 month

@jnrwills10 Sometimes you go just wan queue up songs jare.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

The masculine urge to be up all night thinking of ways to get your life together and become unbelievably liquid.

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4 months

@PolizarioSnake Bruddas need to do better.

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If I give you 1500 and you sell stale bread for me, I go legit naked myself dey dangle my epon as I dey curse you.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

Davido is proof that no amount of money can unlame a neega.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

Money wey Elon Musk no pay today, Kanu Nwankwo go pay am tomorrow.

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

Strolling past the street you stay with a very hot chic and everyone has their gaze fully fixated on you. Them think say na only to collect things on credit I sabi, them no believe the settings. 😂

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

Na like this I take use my life play last year come dey find Aguero moment for December.

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@thegr8vhiz

14 days

Because Ronaldo wan do like Asher kine, he don cut this game. 💔

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

Get some kind slides you go open, you go first pause music.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

*Opens PDF to read* -Switch on data to google something you didn’t understand in the 1st line of the PDF -Subconsciously open Twitter, start scrolling - See a funny thread and start to chuckle like a bast @rd -2 hours quickly go by *Goes ahead to scream in academic danger*

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@JakeThuggin She no wan stop till she take all of us into financial ruin.

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

Obough Sheffield United, paste me my 3 points make you dey go your relegation jhor.

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Invite him Fvcck him Give him transport fare Block him

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

What’s Obongjayar’s best song but you’re not allowed to say Gone girl.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

Bro betting na actually hustling backwards cos why you go start weekend with 5k finish with 187 naira and the only transaction you do na to fund sporty.

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@thegr8vhiz

14 days

Happened just 30 minutes ago. Why don’t you just quote it or retweet?😂

𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟

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FOUL PLAY FROM TREY.

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1 month

@iykekelvins That Apple Music sound quality dawg, can’t compromise it for anything.

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3 months

That phase where you start hating your coursemates.

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4 months

MTN make me lie down for bed since morning dey think about every bad decision I don ever make dawg.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

@joejoeboy0 Real pasters, the last of a dying breed.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

I’m a very simple man. I wake up everyday and go ahead to make terrible decisions.

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@thegr8vhiz

3 months

The Awori Barbie

@TheNanaAishat

3 months

Guys that speak Spanish are sooooo cute.

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4 months

Real n!ggas y’all follow me while you’re here. 🫡

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

WhatsApp na actually very useless app. Filled with failed talking stages and then people posting stale Twitter screenshots on their status in addition to that new disgusting app layout.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

Mbappe doesn’t displace Vini as real Madrid’s left winger btw.

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@thegr8vhiz

20 days

Proper afrobeats hall of fame jam. He sold his soul for this song, dropped this and completely disappeared from the scene.

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@thegr8vhiz

1 month

We get everybody time today. No worry.

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Tinubu has really been working, applaudable 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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I wish say I fit isolate all my mutuals for one room dey kiss them one by one.

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@thegr8vhiz

1 month

. @thi0phene and @Odumeje_ na medical students btw. If you like no take your health seriously.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

Chicharito is the coldest footballer name of all time.

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4 months

My roommate just call me say he no dey come back this night. Ladies and gents,you know what time it is.

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@thegr8vhiz

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The game don cut jhorr. 😂😂😂 #amberpleaseleaveusalone

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27 days

Last time she boom game, iPhone 11 never comot. 😂 she no good at all.

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Say your name na amber but the only color wey dey show for your tickets na red.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

This guy bring bread come viewing center dey watch ball. As he celebrate Bruno Fernandes goal finish, he no see him bread again. 😂😂😭

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4 months

People on this app swore la liga is the most technical league itw but see the best line up Spain can field in 2024. God go punish all of una.

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@thegr8vhiz

4 months

Spain don pack mid full for field when my ticket dey on the line. Who come be Van Vicker for defense again?

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@VIK_Xo2 Bruno hero ball type rizz.

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@theallfather_0 I’ll be speaking soon on him.

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2 months

@the_Lawrenz It will be doing me a great disservice if it hesitates to bring.

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@thegr8vhiz

2 months

Not to sound depressing or suicidal but I would like to not exist for a few days. I would like to just take a break from living and come back when I’m ready.

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@thegr8vhiz

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Trying to clown trust fund n!ggas in an attempt to romanticize suffering will forever be funny to me. This is 2024 and some Nigerians still feel your success story isn’t valid if it doesn’t have a grass to Grace template to it.

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@thegr8vhiz

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Make chelsea do fast appoint Ikenna make he dey carry them go tribalismo Thursday every Thursday night for Slovakia. 😂

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