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@thefemaleosaze
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@thefemaleosaze
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Hello Oyo Affairs. I am an Oyo corper who is still in search of a PPA. I don't mind using this place as one. I can come in 3-4 times in a week to teach the kids in the resettlement centre for free all you have to do is provide for me an accommodation. I await your response.
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PhotoNews: Beggars in Oyo State Being Evacuated to Akinyele Resettlement Centre by the State Government
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@thefemaleosaze
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I was one but it was to the wrong person 😔 .
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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@thefemaleosaze
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Tacha is speaking with so much passion. This is how I’ve been talking to my parents everyday about this election. We can’t miss it this time. #MyPeterObi
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@thefemaleosaze
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4 years
My neighbor has been playing Simi's Duduke since morning. It's 10:26pm and this couple are not ready to stop playing it.🥺🤗
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@thefemaleosaze
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3 years
@BashirElRufai @DavidHundeyin @hadizel why do you always feel the need to bring “rape” into every Twitter comeback? Why?
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@thefemaleosaze
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4 years
I got a DM from Johnnydrille.🥺
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@thefemaleosaze
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4 years
@ivie_okuns @abbietayo yes dear My younger sister fights taekwondo in her sleep. You might wake up with one breast if you don't.
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@thefemaleosaze
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6 months
my daddy came to my house, sat down on my bed and handed me mine on a platter. just one interview oh and my letter came in pretty🥹
@thefemaleosaze
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it is raining jobs. Jesus is in my neighborhood already. need him in my house asap.
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@thefemaleosaze
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2 years
@Aituaa_ @Opeyemi_B I hate it when companies would rather invest heavily in influencer marketing than pay their workers. It’s really not nice.
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@thefemaleosaze
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11 months
@Nsukka_okpa @aishaabdi___ abeg oh. i never collect certificate 😭😭
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@thefemaleosaze
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1 year
excel is everything and more.
@ezekiel_aleke
Ezekiel
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How to link Excel data to PowerPoint that auto update.🔥 Learn more about EXCEL functions here:
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@thefemaleosaze
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If yours connects and you're able to speak with @Johnnydrille , please tell him to do a live IG show, dress up everyday, take pictures and post them here, and tell him not to stop making good music. You can also tell him i love him 😭🥺❤️
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@thefemaleosaze
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@_tenthtop Hey... IFB
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@thefemaleosaze
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2 years
remembered when i couldn’t afford my friend’s wedding asoebi but she still made sure I danced on her train. when I tried to resist she was like “because of lace? better dance inside with me. I want you there” . E, God bless your home 🥺❤️
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I was really looking forward to attending my friend's wedding but we move. No aso ebi, no entry. I can't afford the aso ebi cos I have other budgeted commitments. She said I can't attend if I don't buy. Says event planner is in charge.
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@thefemaleosaze
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Who go borrow me 300k? If I no fit pay, you go give me belle 🥺
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@thefemaleosaze
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@fkabudu I wish my baby girl becomes cancer free.
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@thefemaleosaze
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hundred likes and I’ll recreate.
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@thefemaleosaze
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birthday girl? yeah. that’s me🎈🫢
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@thefemaleosaze
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2 years
been streaming this new Simi’s album. Her baby’s sounds in it is what makes it even more beautiful 🥺❤️
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@thefemaleosaze
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@aproko_doctor I was asking all my friends if they could see a particular thing and if they said no, I’ll read it out proudly 😭😭😭
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@thefemaleosaze
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2 years
this guy is actually in my LG. They picked him up since yesterday morning and took him to Area G. We’ve been able to reach him this morning and he said they’ve moved him to Panti and they said they’ll charge him to court by 12.. Please HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One True Edo Boy
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Today been election. APC found a way to detain behind bars in Ifako Ijaiye. But we are finishing strong @Morris_Monye @DavidHundeyin @SavvyRinu @AishaYesufu @chude__ @JosephOnuorah HELP!!!
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@thefemaleosaze
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@savvyrinu_ 17th July Babies, gather around ✨✨😍😍
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@thefemaleosaze
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2 years
these gifts that adekunle got from his stans jig well!
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@thefemaleosaze
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@viccetti Finding pleasure in pain.
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@thefemaleosaze
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feels safe, secure, intentional, soft, warm and new. i giggle like a teenager anytime he does something he knows i really love. it’s breathtaking. words cannot describe what he loving me feels like but this is home for me❤️
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Those of you who are in love, can you please explain in very basic terms what your partner's love feels like?
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@thefemaleosaze
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since my twin & i turned sixteen, we’ve listened to mama’s list of never tell- the male version, “never tell a man he is handsome” “never tell a man you like him first” “never tell a man you like sex” & for seven months, we listened and did as she said, or so i thought,
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@thefemaleosaze
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2 years
everybody was cooking white rice. aunty cooked fried rice 😭😭😭😭
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@thefemaleosaze
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@aproko_doctor They came back this evening tho. We just had stability about 30 minutes ago.
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@thefemaleosaze
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shooting my shot here as I successfully completed @hnginternship as a finalist. If you’re looking for a passionate Product Manager that can effectively increase profit and product development, then I’m your go to girl.
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@diaryofa9jagirl I wasn’t about to get pregnant, so I panicked and fled the scene of fornication. It was fine by me for Titi to get pregnant, so, mo ya look away. This last part cracked me up! Ife, you have wonderful memories.🧡
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@thefemaleosaze
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in all you do, make sure you don’t die for Nigeria.
@bellanaija
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Governor @jidesanwoolu of Lagos makes his runway debut at #LagosFashionWeek 2023, closing the Emmy Kasbit show. #LFW23 #BNStyleLFW23
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@thefemaleosaze
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@HoeAyo 💛💛💛
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@thefemaleosaze
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today y’all will tell women to leave abusive relationships & tomorrow banger boys will drag single mothers. Lmaoooo. Ode ni yin
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@thefemaleosaze
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I was originally posted to one of those communities threatened by the Fulani herdsmen in Oyo. I DO NOT have plans of staying there as a result of the high rise of insecurity in that community and the others surrounding it. This is why I'm looking for a PPA in Ibadan. Please Help!
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told him I am from Edo state and he goes, “when are you going to Italy?”
@SelemaEnang
TheFitPriest.Com| PCOS whisperer
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Ladies reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a man. But some people consider petty. I’ll start- one time a Man called me and I was sorting out laundry to give my guy who washes for me. He said: you mean you don’t wash clothes? I never spoke to him again please
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@thefemaleosaze
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@Isholade999 @savvyrinu_ Awwwnnn ♥♥♥♥
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@thefemaleosaze
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So University of Benin wants her students to fill an online questionnaire, print it out and submit to the dean's office upon resumption. What happened to filling and submitting online? I thought they had access to every student kofa page?
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@thefemaleosaze
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2 years
Tomorrow is Day of Obidience! #MyPeterObi
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@thefemaleosaze
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@aproko_doctor I read this lines as a song.😂😂😂
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@thefemaleosaze
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Don't tell me what to wear, tell him how to keep his penis in his trousers.
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@thefemaleosaze
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@aproko_doctor When the government recruit half baked security personnels, give them little or no training, this is what we get.. The country needs to do more.
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@thefemaleosaze
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@diaryofa9jagirl This is beautiful! All Men are not the same.❤️
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@thefemaleosaze
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I'm at the NYSC Secretariat Agodi Ibadan and I'm tearing up like a lost child. Please if you know anyone here, send help 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 RT please.
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@thefemaleosaze
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Crappy hostels. Wicked and evil lecturers. Sexual harassment. Olodo and lazy lecturers.
@OgbeniDipo
Dr Dípò Awójídé
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What was or what has been your worst experience in a federal or state university in Nigeria 🇳🇬? Openly talking about some of these issues might be the first step in addressing many of the cultural and ethical challenges many of us experienced or are currently experiencing.
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@thefemaleosaze
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@_tenthtop 😎😎
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@thefemaleosaze
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2 years
divorce is an option.
@BlagapeUK
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We're cancelling each other over Christian dating and relationship takes today. Post your cancellable take.
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@thefemaleosaze
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university of benin is officially resuming tomorrow. Lord, protect those students from that toxic environment and don't let that school mess with their mental health.🙇🙏
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@thefemaleosaze
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@FeedbackOYSG @guess_waht It hasn't been addressed. Asking me to go to NYSC Secretariat isn't "addressing" the issue. Thank you.
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@thefemaleosaze
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Please HELP!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭 With a degree in History, and khaki in my box, I am currently looking for a PPA with a monthly pay and accomodation (preferably) in Ibadan.
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@thefemaleosaze
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@TheOluwabukunmi @bttrfly_bttrfly i need someone to find that chief imam before the day ends.
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@thefemaleosaze
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“i don’t know why this person blocked me when we’ve never interacted before”. they see that you’re a foolish person and they don’t want to wait for you to bring that foolishness to their tl.
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@thefemaleosaze
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represented my boss at this meeting and it felt so good. was presenting and explaining stuff to people that have literally lived inside technology. proud of me fr.
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@thefemaleosaze
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ten likes and i’ll recreate.
@janesharmoore
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lover 🫶🏽
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@thefemaleosaze
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I would really love to intern in an event planning organization. Please RT, my helper might see this 🥺😩😭🙏
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@thefemaleosaze
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3 years
Thank God I had a long sleep during the day because this night/morning is for #LovingisHarder
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@thefemaleosaze
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3 years
please if you’re living around abule egba/Iju/Fagba axis & you have plans of going to fight at UBA tomorrow, please let me know so we can go together. I need a fight partner🥺🙏 Please RT, my fight partner might be on your TL😔🙏
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man’s on the opp block but i can’t see no opps. tell them apc fools, we outsideeeeeeee🫵🏼
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I’m listening to the #BeforeWeFallAsleep album lying down on this man’s back. Johnnydrille, thank you for making magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@thefemaleosaze
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👀🫢💀
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@thefemaleosaze
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@Nadboybethiis she don reply you o😂😂😂💀💀💀
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Chizzy becoming the last HOH this season is beautiful Fr🥺😭 #BBNaija
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@chiomaAba ✨✨✨
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this Blue’s make up is for micellar water and cotton pad 🙏
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@thefemaleosaze
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Be kind to slim people. Not every slim person is that way because they don’t eat. Face Front & Mind Your Business!!!!!
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@thefemaleosaze
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i really really like my new job - the people, work culture, the stakeholders, clients, my line manager. it’s like they’re all out to make life easy for me🥹
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@Johnnydrille This social distancing shii is helping us know you better! ❤️❤️❤️Johnny!!
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@thefemaleosaze
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every Thursday after cds, my cds man and I would go into town & sight see the city before we go home. today wasn’t one of those days because we were worn out from cds that we just thought to go straight to the mall and get food.
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@thefemaleosaze
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to a lot of people, those pictures are indecent because we all can clearly see the cleavage. he thinks his morality is the highest. he’s forgetting that there are levels to this “morality” thingy. just leave women alone ffs.
@BigBadReni
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My only contribution to this is that you people don’t think this counts as cleavage because she’s smaller. If it were a top heavy woman, you would slutshame her just the same. The moral of this story is that men should shut the fuck up and stay out of women’s business.
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@thefemaleosaze
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@Johnnydrille I was just John Ighodaro, the quiet guy at the back of the class. this is the second time I'm seeing this.
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I have a degree in history and international studies. I write and edit for fun. I'm a fast learner. I really do need a place to intern or volunteer until NYSC calls. PS: Somewhere on the mainland preferably. Pls, RT.
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@thefemaleosaze
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i believe in love but i also believe in spending plenty money for the one i love. - Johnnydrille 2023.
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@thefemaleosaze
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Providence has been on repeat since morning. Ladipoe needs to tell us where he gets his inspiration from?
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@thefemaleosaze
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I DMed @Auntyadaa links to my tweet and she retweeted 🥺 Today is definitely a good one 🥺😭
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@thefemaleosaze
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Me: I'm actually busy this weekend. I need to run errands for my mom. I won't be free. Maybe next time. (ends call) My mom: (shakes head) you still want to be single and jobless in 2021?
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@thefemaleosaze
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I love my boyfriend so much, never met a man that has such a genuine, soft and pure heart. My best friend, my partner, my lover. So grateful for him, my biggest blessing fr 🥹❤️❤️
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@thefemaleosaze
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today, I was at the hospital and while on drip, I saw someone die. Like he just stopped breathing and that was it. His wife wouldn't stop crying and screaming. I couldn't help it. My tears flowed too😭😭
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@thefemaleosaze
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I act like I'm okay but keep down I want money for Christmas clothes 🥺🥺😭😭
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@thefemaleosaze
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@SavvyRinu Imagine getting posted to somewhere with insecurity issues as a result of the Fulani herdsmen and the workers at the NYSC Secretariat is saying "I can't do anything o" "you'll have to manage" "ko to mo, o ti pari". Mummy, to ba je pe omo yin ni mi, shey e ma gba?🤦
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