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@thee_pbm

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extremely online cultural misinformationist

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Joined August 2021
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Just 9 more followers until I giveaway a @MonkeezNFT . Must be following. Like and RT to help speed this along!
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@thee_pbm
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10 months
hear me out, $coq gets its own subnet and it's called the #coq block
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Y'all ready to FLIP OUT? I'm giving away 1 #Avashark to celebrate the public release of Atlantis Gate (Fri Aug 5th)! 1. Make sure you're following @Avasharks 2. RT 3. Tag some casino-friendly degens Winner announced Friday 4 PM UTC
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Are people interested in a #projectmanagement in #Web3 / #DeFi / #NFT " spaces? I'm working on publishing some articles on the topic, such as the importance of PM, scoping your project, developing a realistic roadmap, making a project plan, etc. Is there an audience for this?
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@thee_pbm
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9 months
this #PepePortraits is clean af $COQ @CoqInuAvax
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@thee_pbm
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8 months
been watching @Wagmiondex all morning #2 on Solana Dexscreener smol mc giving still "early" vibes chart is interesting lots of action
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
I’ve joined the cuddle cult
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@thee_pbm
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7 months
Sol bros, #vonspeed is the play.
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Mitch Finetti
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All we know is cook ~ #TheCatIsAZoo And it only gets more wild. @Vonspeed_Sol
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
So, I just added my first Farmland last night. Just might have to FINALLY pick up a @chikn_nft . After getting a taste of the community on last night's Bokcast - I may have to join the family.
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
I minted @AvaxApesNFT #148 and #149 have never sold. That's how diamond my hands are. IYKYK
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Is it just me or does @oopa_nft inherently look like Justin Bieber?
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Gn to all my temporarily displaced millionaires
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
who's minting some @MonkeezNFT today?!?!?!!?
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@thee_pbm
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10 months
have you touched $BOBS today?
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@thee_pbm
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3 years
Me irl
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Dox yourself Do troll-shit Choose your own adventure
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
I'm feeling particularly sentimental on this beautiful Friday morning. I want to shout out @hoopdreamsbball , @necessarygrowth , and @BubbaCrypto23 for always bringing that much-needed positivity and support to my timeline. LFG #Avalanche #AVAX friends!
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@thee_pbm
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8 months
woke up to a good #KINGSHIT entry price. Maybe it's time to pick up some more... @KINGSHITBRAND
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@thee_pbm
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10 months
To all you idiots claiming $COQ is generational wealth, when you get burned, I won't be sad. Take profit now plebs!
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Wifey made us cheese danishes today. This is the best pastry I’ve ever had.
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@thee_pbm
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3 years
It’s been a wild month since the @Avasharks mint ended and all I can say is, you ain’t seen nothing yet. We’re so excited to show the community what we’ve been working on. We really do have the best community out there, we couldn’t do this without you! #AvaSharks #Avax #NFTs
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Jus' sayin'
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Remember Donkey Kong Country? Those were the days.
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
No offense, but these free mints are like the shitcoin ICOs of 2017 all over again. Time for new meta plz
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@thee_pbm
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9 months
PSA: Do not open the $BOBS tg in public Talkin titty city
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
in case my og tweet didnt convey the message… basically i bought this @bywassies and now i’m a wassie so deal with it
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
I've made the Goose Signal. Hope ya like it @0xChefGoose
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Today irl
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@thee_pbm
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7 months
Can this PepeNal get 200 likes❓
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@0xmeaustin
Austin ⌐◨-◨
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Can this PepeNal get 200 likes ❓
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
forever monkee rides the lightning #NewProfilePic @MonkeezNFT
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Found this crazy @RyuNFT in my wallet today
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Someone trade me this @oopa_nft
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Look at all them apes
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
After @MonkeezNFT mints out, I might do a giveaway contest. #MONKEEZ #MNKZ
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
I’m getting hammered, cooking pork chops, and pickling peaches. What the fuck are you doing with your life?
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Who can teach me @chikn_nft tokenomics? I have two roosters, but I'm looking to pick up the holy trinity.
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@thee_pbm
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8 months
been buying #KINGSHIT each leg down and just got another whole coin. @KINGSHITBRAND
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Should I take my mask off and just call shit likes I sees it?
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@thee_pbm
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And you may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?
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when your off 90mg of addy and about to smooth talk your way out of the charges (he is going to prison for life)
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Tbh cows are better looking than goblins and mooing is less gross than goblin sounds. #moo
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Had to mint another 4 and I got this dope King Robe Pelu tribe (1:3) mohawk @MonkeezNFT #MONKEEZ #MNKZ
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
@0xBueno @avalancheavax @apa_nft I might be biased, but I've got love for the @Avasharks
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@thee_pbm
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hi
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
everyone watching the pepe/avax chart rn
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
This weekend my wife made chocolate croissants. She has sourdough French baguettes proofing as we speak.
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
Wishing @MonkeezNFT , @0x_minifridge , @BrobyNFT , and the @MonkeezIntern a very HAPPY BANANNIVERSARY! #AVAX
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Love seeing all the #monkeez PFPs - I can't decide which one to swap. Probably this one.
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Thawing the loin
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@thee_pbm
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8 months
last thing #KINGSHIT paper hands are gonna see @KINGSHITBRAND
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Not to brag, but I'm pretty sure I minted the most 🔥🔥🔥 "Happy Cloud" #PapilioPalatia piece. @taptapkaboom @bCASH_AVAX
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
It’s getting late but I wanted to drop a #babycakes teaser. Will post more tomorrow. #AvaxNftRush #avalanche #avax #NFT
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@thee_pbm
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8 months
did ya get $LUCKY anon?
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
I wonder who bought this @MonkeezNFT ?
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
Ayo, I’m makin the gravy for Sunday dinner ova here
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Gm. I know I've been MIA for a few days - I've been sick and haven't been able to do much, let alone wade into Twitter madness. Are we bullish yet?
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Homemade burger buns, half with minced onion, half sesame.
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@thee_pbm
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9 months
what the fuck is $EGGP and why is it ripping? $AVAX
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
This is for @Gengar_avax
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
Gm
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Stepping away for a few days feels good. I baked this weird looking Peach Upside Down cake - it’s pretty good
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
My wife bakes the shit outta bread. I’m lucky that I get to eat this.
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@thee_pbm
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8 months
Skeptical whether you can buy #KINGSHIT in pieces and still get your duck? I was too, but can confirm it does work as suggested.
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Running a follower giveaway to pump my and Tom's "Race to 1K" and celebrate 1:1 artists on #Avalanche . 1. Must be following @prtybbymillionr , @humps_avax , and @minerminer_as 2. Like this tweet 3. RT this tweet Winner selected: 30 June Prize: Grand Tetons by @minerminer_as
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Gm
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
fr fr
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Tree is finally decorated
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@thee_pbm
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7 months
a few days ago I aped into the first rebase token on $SOL bc I go long on euphoria and greed but NFA DYOR etc. $LIBRA
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@thee_pbm
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8 months
BREAKING: INFLUENCER FOUND TO BE SHILLING THEIR BAGS AND USING FOLLOWERS AS EXIT LIQUIDITY
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
My bday is coming up at the end of the month. Please feel free to send me a chikn, I’ve been good this year.
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Who: @sallyfbabyy of @TheSpotnft What: Alfa⁉️ Where: @AvaSharks Twitter Space When: Wednesday, April 20th (4/20 lol) 6pm EDT/10pm UTC Don't miss it, or you'll be sorry. #Avasharks #Avax #Avalanche #NFTs
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Best purchase within the last year. Chest freezers 4 life.
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Gm
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
On this @hoopdreamsbball space and I’m like “don’t shill @Avasharks , don’t shill #AvaSharks …” and yet I still managed to shill AvaSharks. Lol.
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Gmoo mfrs, it’s my bday and I’m omw to Nashville.
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
gm this is a banger you’re welcome
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
I'm somewhat of a @RyuNFT maxi myself @Ryu_RVS
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@thee_pbm
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8 months
guess i'm bidding #VONSPEED again see ya in solhalla
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
This week in CT Spaces: - @MetaSkellies Mint Party - @metropius AVAX NFT Quick Hits - @0xCampfire Crypto Day 7 - @Avasharks AMA w/ @AvaPoolFinance - @TwoPeasNAPod2 Weekly Pulse Check AMA - @0xwildinvestor GameFi Degens Talk Links in thread #AVAX #AvaxNftRush #Avalanche #NFTs
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@thee_pbm
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3 years
$AVAX pumps, the rest look like chumps
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
I think I’ve said “innit” too much bc now I get all these bri’ish ads and everything’s listed in pounds. And no, it’s not my vpn.
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@thee_pbm
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7 months
If we’re frens, I will like and rt. Simple as. It’s #KINGSHIT behavior.
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@thee_pbm
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9 months
Cleaned a drawer out and found this
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Bags are packed. Here I come #NFTNYC2022
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
I’ve decided that if/when I drop this cult collection, it’s gonna be cheap AF and each piece will be 1:10 or some shit. I want to experiment with the idea of NFT-as-a-print. We need to push this whole NFT tech further if we hope to reach mainstream.
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Legit longest space in @Avasharks history. I got drunk, sobered up and then got a hangover.
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
This guy never stops!
@richarmstr_ong
Rich Armstrong ✌️
1 year
🎈 I’m working on a Dreamheadz artdrop for all #Dreamheadz who have bubblegum mouths. That’s pink, purple, blue, sunset, and watermelon bubblegum. That’s only 49 of you. 📆 The drop will happen on Friday 13:30 UTC #avax #avaxnft #avaxart
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Zoog'n it up
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
pls bro - check the new gear from Average Co
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@thee_pbm
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1 year
I said I wasn’t gonna tweet on vacation.
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
First pixelated @CashCowsMoo , now IRL @RealGoatMafia - I like the livestock trend. Wut next?
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Gn. Brush your teeth and say your prayers.
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@thee_pbm
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3 years
@MurrayBauman3 @ScottAdamsSays woah, what did grits ever do to you
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Im only 5 followers away from the mark of the beast…
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@thee_pbm
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Gm
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Can we all just agree to stop doing punks derivatives? K thx.
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Is your @CashCowsMoo cooler than this one? Doubtful. #moo
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@thee_pbm
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2 years
Are you a #ProjectManager that has experience/interest in #blockchain , #cryptocurrency , #Web3 , #NFTs , or #DeFi ? Let's get a follow-back going on so we can start sharing ideas!
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