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Dylan Hafer

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4 years

ok but wearing a mask outside when it’s cold and windy kinda slaps

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happy mother’s day

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3 years

I want a 7-part HBO docuseries about wtf was happening on the set of America’s Next Top Model

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4 years

“how many days away is the election?”

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4 years

this could be all of us if we had $2000 stimulus checks

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having “not political” on your hinge profile at this point is so crazy to me like… you think you just fell out of a coconut tree??

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if we want this show to run for 7+ seasons then s3 is too soon for Janine and Gregory to get together sorry!

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Gregory on a double date and it’s not with Janine…

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9 months

Eliza Hamilton when she’s uptown

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It’s quiet

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8 months

the DMV listing what you need to bring to get a Real ID

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4 months

you famously get two chances to serve every single point

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4 months

The only time we’ll allow multiple serves in tennis. 😏 #Zendaya #Challengers

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2 months

Nicole Kidman’s 73 questions came out nine years ago and I still think about this moment constantly

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4 years

not the CDC’s recommendations apparently

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What's Tom listening to? 🤔 (via @NFL )

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1 year

@ the Supreme Court

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working on the friday after 4th of july...

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8 months

social media the last few days of December

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1 year

imagine you’re watching the Succession premiere and you realize you have this bag in your closet

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4 years

this many days til Biden is President 🥰

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4 years

my main coronavirus fear is that if Stagecoach gets canceled there won’t be any storylines for Bachelor in Paradise

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8 months

sir, Tom Schwartz made out with Scheana in Vegas

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3 months

there really is no activity that can compete with bringing your book outside

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1 year

mr senator can you write a summary of the themes and values you liked most in the show ❤️

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1 year

Took Heidi & the girls to see Wicked last night in Houston. It’s such a good show—we had a blast!

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2 years

when people get married and change their instagram handle I'm always like damn I didn't know it was THAT serious

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2 dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyy” #TheTraitorsUS

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1 year

the internet was a mistake

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6 months

has anyone ever had a fire in their eyes quite like Catherine Zeta-Jones in Chicago

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6 months

happy scandoval anniversary to all who celebrate

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5 years

girls after they come back from study abroad

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I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel

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4 years

2011 was so chill we were all just wearing our toms shoes and listening to rolling in the deep like nothing could possibly go wrong

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5 months

watching Wonka (an original musical with half a dozen catchy, creative songs that weren’t even shortlisted) 24 hours after seeing Becky G perform that ridiculous Diane Warren Cheetos song at the Oscars is really making me so mad

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2 years

thinking about Teresa’s wedding hair

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4 years

my weapon of choice in the civil war is a Claire’s piercing gun

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1 year

Kyle rn: and as America prepared to celebrate another year of independence, I couldn’t help but wonder… what if this is my year of independence, too?

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2 months

Kristen Doute going to pick up her mail from Tom

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3 years

I've watched like 1200 episodes of real housewives on Hulu and still every time I go to the homepage it's like "uh, wanna watch sports?"

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4 months

Crystal not being asked back to RHOBH after a solid season and a terrific reunion performance, at a time when the veterans are playing it safe and the new cast members the past two seasons have been total flops… make it make sense

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1 year

as a little 28 year old child, I can’t believe I’m not supposed to be using my mom’s Netflix anymore

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9 months

it’s giving Brynn Whitfield

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6 months

if Lala Kent told me she had an immaculate conception I’d believe her

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6 months

we must address the fact that the Rick Owens prong dress is becoming the new Mugler bodysuit and put a stop to it

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2 years

I won't Colleen Hoover shame but if someone asks for book recommendations in 2023 and your only answers are Verity or It Ends With Us... get a grip

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4 years

reminder that if you’ve watched every housewives franchise but Atlanta and Potomac you need to examine why that is (it’s racism)

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3 months

I can no longer see the phrase “date night” without hearing it in Brittany Cartwright’s voice

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4 years

it’s so cute how back in April we were like “day 19 of quarantine!!” and now it’s January and everything is worse

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3 years

PLEASE HLDJSJSKGK

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3 years

if you’re a real one your favorite broadway Laura was always Benanti

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3 years

Philip couldn’t handle Taylor’s version :/

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5 years

me: I should really save money this weekend me, 3 drinks deep at Friday happy hour: should I buy a Chanel handbag yes or yes

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3 years

when I spend the entire weekend making questionable decisions and somehow don’t feel rested and refreshed on Monday morning

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3 years

ok ladies when was the last time anyone had energy

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3 years

levitating is an easter song technically

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the absolute death grip this filter had on our society in 2016… we were down bad

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3 years

we gotta do something about these five day weeks

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5 years

I have literally no plans today but I can just feel it in my bones that I’m still gonna spend $100

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3 years

this photo of Lucas Hedges and Tommy Dorfman just derailed my entire weekend

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2 years

Khloé having another baby with Tristan…

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5 years

me watching my own Instagram story

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do not speak to me I’m so serious

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4 years

D E V A S T A T I N G

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the Kacey Musgraves-ification of Lily Gladstone (complimentary)

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3 years

the problem with being stuck inside for a rainy weekend is that I wander into the kitchen for a little snack 42 times a day

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5 years

remember when our moms made us think it was literally illegal to turn on the light in the car

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3 years

Lisa and John Barlow after a business meeting with their sons

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4 years

there’s no more dangerous feeling than when you have the urge to buy something but you have no idea what

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2 years

this is chaos magic wanda

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Kris at 6am post SNL is an absolute mood

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3 years

Dua Lipa joining RHOP confirmed

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4 years

me: why do I feel like shit this morning? my body: you drank way too much, didn’t eat dinner, and stared at screens for 16 hours yesterday me: fucking Florida

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3 years

wakin up in the morning thinkinaboutthesuezcanal I just wish things would get better

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4 years

if I watch your story 30 seconds after you post it I’m not stalking you I just spend way too much time on Instagram

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5 years

at this point I think my dream man might just be Trader Joe

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1 year

get the body language experts on the phone

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me six months ago: can’t wait for the RHOBH trip to Aspen!!! me turning on the TV tonight for the RHOBH trip to Aspen:

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when it's 90 degrees but I'm trying to keep my electric bill under $1000

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and I’m pretty sure god didn’t create you as a blonde, Marjorie

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4 years

the upper west side Claire’s really had better security than the US Capitol

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5 years

dads: can tell you every single detail about every car they’ve ever owned also dads: cannot name a single one of your friends you’ve known your entire life

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Janelle and Tamra grilling John Bercow on the specifics of his breathing difficulties #TheTraitorsUS

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5 years

me texting my mom when I want her to buy me something

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Aced my test btw ⚖️✏️📚

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I—

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5 years

glad it’s finally iced coffee weather so I can keep doing what I did all winter, just without being judged

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Dylan Hafer

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5 years

the year is 2011. your friend just got her driver’s license and you’re driving to Starbucks after school to get passion tea lemonades. Wild Ones by Flo Rida and Sia is blasting on the radio. you take selfies on your new iPhone 4, which finally has a front camera. life is good.

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I know what I’m reading next